Chapter 315 Egg Yolk Pie"I'm not cursing. I'm telling the truth." Uncle Cat said in a slightly old voice:
"I have definitely never seen a demon like you!"
"Hmph~" Hearing what Uncle Cat said, which was quite sincere and didn't sound like a curse, the thing snorted coldly, raised its proud head and said, "Listen carefully to my origins!"
"I am the champion of the third most beautiful fox beauty contest of Qingqiu Fox Country, a fox so beautiful that she can make fish sink to the bottom of their chests and geese fall to the ground, Fox Yujun!"
"!!!"
Mr. Cat's pupils were shocked.
No, how can you be so beautiful as to captivate a fish like this?
Well, if you fall into the water, you can knock the fish unconscious. This can also be considered as sinking the fish, right?
Although his aesthetic taste is different from that of the villain, he can still tell what is a good-looking villain.
"Humph~" Seeing the shocked look in Mr. Cat's pupils, Hu Yujun continued to raise his head and said:
"What era is this? Do you still have a stereotyped impression of our Qingqiu Fox Country?"
"In the past, we were limited by material resources and living conditions, so we could only consider thinness as beauty!"
"There is not much flesh on the body, and the face is pale. In such a situation, a fox like this can only package thinness as beauty!"
“It’s different now.”
"We, the Qingqiu Fox Country, follow the ancient fox king Hu Wanqing. In Yangzhou, as long as we work hard, we can live a life of plenty!"
"The abundance of life has allowed us to live a life we have never had before!"
"Being fat and plump has become a symbol of beauty!"
"Most people don't get fat by eating that much!"
"Some young foxes in our Qingqiu Fox Country have been bewitched by those old stubborn people and still insist that thinness is beautiful!"
"But under the attack of the yolk pie, they broke away from the old stubbornness and became loyal warriors of the Fox King!"
“You know egg yolk pie, right?”
Having said that, Fox Yujun looked at Uncle Cat and asked.
Uncle Cat thought about it and seemed to have eaten this thing before. It seemed that a little man was reluctant to eat it, so he gave it to him.
"I've eaten it. It's a little sweet and has a bit of a wine taste!" Uncle Cat recalled the taste and said while smacking his lips.
"The ingredients for egg yolk pie are very simple, but they use a lot of seasonings that are scientifically purified by seasoning masters." Hu Yujun said with his chubby face:
"Those seasonings are incredibly magical. Even a tiny bit can make a bowl of water incredibly fresh!"
"Besides, the egg yolk pie uses several incredible seasonings like this."
"The egg yolk party made in this way has some fatal attraction to us."
"Egg yolk pie must have been invented by God for us foxes. Because, egg yolk pie is so delicious!"
"Especially strawberry and mango flavors. The soft pie is filled with"
Then Mr. Fox Yu started to talk about the different flavors of egg yolk pie and how delicious they were. Mr. Cat fell asleep while listening to him.
When seeing the old cat snoring, Fox Yujun remembered that he was here to teach the big cat how delicious egg yolk pie is!
"Hey, hey, hey, fellow demon, have you registered when begging here?" Fox Yujun repeated the previous question.
"You are wrong! I am not begging, I am performing!" Uncle Cat corrected Fox Yujun's mistake.
He is performing, not begging.
"Whether you are begging or performing, you must register and go to the designated place. Otherwise, you will cause traffic jams and traffic congestion here!" said Hu Yujun.
"Register?" Uncle Cat asked puzzledly.
"Just simply enter your information, such as name, age, ethnicity, specialties and so on. By the way, let me talk about a few articles of the Regulations on the Management of Demon Affairs." Hu Yujun said.
"Regulations on the Management of Monster Tribe Affairs?" Uncle Cat was puzzled. Are the people in Yangzhou so strong?
Not only did he manage the "human" part, he even started to manage the "monsters".
Hu Yujun looked at Mr. Cat, suddenly stood up straight, and said seriously:
"According to the Regulations on the Management of Monster Affairs, we monsters and humans are equal and must not discriminate against each other. Humans will not look down on monsters just because they are humans and strong."
"The demon race will not discriminate against ordinary people just because of their origins."
"Therefore, in the new Jianghu, the demon race is regarded as a special group and enjoys the rights and obligations of the new Jianghu people."
"The demon tribe should cooperate with the local demon affairs management office."
"So fellow, we are just registering you. We won't hurt you, and we won't charge you a penny."
"After registration, I will take you to the market district, where stalls are allowed." Hu Yujun said a lot at once.
mutual respect?
Enjoy human rights and obligations!
Uncle Cat felt something was strange when he heard this.
Because in all his long hundreds of years, he had never said these words.
Isn't it true that the martial world is ruled by fists?
How can it still make sense?!
Unreasonable, unconventional, unbelievable.
Uncle Cat sent a telepathic message: "No money? Just registration?"
"Yes. I just registered. It is to prevent illegal demon tribes from sneaking in and posing a threat to the people of Picheng." Hu Yujun said seriously.
This is the responsibility on her shoulders, and she is proud of it!
Uncle Cat looked at Fox Yujun, thought about it, and did not choose to register.
Because he thought Picheng was very interesting, he wanted to see it with his own two eyes!
Register? He felt resistant to the idea of entering information.
Why do you say you can record it?
He stood up and stretched gently, which scared the children who had been RUAing him.
The kids looked at Uncle Cat. When he stood up, he was really tall! He was taller than their parents.
"Forget it, I won't perform anymore!" Uncle Cat picked up the two basins and said to Fox Yujun.
"Even if you don't perform for money, you still need to register. We have to register all the monsters that come to Picheng." said Hu Yujun.
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Uncle Cat was speechless.
I have to register to set up a stall. If I don’t, then wouldn’t my stall be closed for nothing?
"No. I'll just walk around and take a look!" Uncle Cat looked at the people around him, opened his mouth and yawned.
His mouth was open, and he could swallow a person in one gulp. The teeth in his mouth were shining coldly, large and thick, which frightened the people around him.
Fox Yujun was very calm, because she knew that the monsters that Uncle Cat set up a stall like this and let children touch them were all very good-tempered.
"Even if you're just taking a walk, you still need to register. Please match it." Before she finished speaking, she felt dizzy and the cat disappeared!
"Wow. Where did this big cat come from? It's always causing trouble for me!"
"It only takes two minutes to register!"
Hu Yujun cursed fiercely and then prepared to go back and report.
A powerful big cat came to Picheng!
She felt that Mr. Cat was very strong.
Although Yu Lijun is very cute, I just wanted to make a spoof of him.
(End of this chapter)
