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Chapter 1: My whole family is so awesome, it's normal for me to be bad.

2000, Yan Country.

Suzhou and Hangzhou New District Bus Station.

The waiting hall was bustling.

Many Recruits wearing green military uniforms and big red flowers were reluctantly saying goodbye to their families.

In the crowd, a figure suddenly trembled and woke up.

Lin Hui shook his head and looked around blankly: 'What the hell is going on?'

He clearly remembered just being at the company working overtime writing code, so how did he suddenly end up here?

Lin Hui looked down at his new military uniform and was almost blinded by the big red flower on his chest: 'What the heck am I wearing? They even put a big red flower on me, am I getting married?'

'Lin Hui, I'm talking to you, didn't you hear?'

Lin Hui looked up in surprise. In front of him, a serious-faced Colonel was staring intently at him.

'Who, who are you?' Lin Hui asked curiously.

Zhao Yuanming rolled his eyes and said sternly: 'Don't pretend you have amnesia. Even if you act crazy, you must go to the military this time. This is Jiang Liang's father's order, not a joke!'

Lin Hui frowned. Damn, I really don't know you!

Just then, a large wave of memories quickly surged in and rapidly merged with him.

Only then did he realize that he had transmigrated.

And had become a genuine second-generation military offspring.

His Old Dad is a Military Region Commander, and his Big Brother and Second Brother also hold significant positions in the military.

His Mother is a group chairman, and his Uncle is also a group CEO.

And just last night, the original owner drank too much, which gave Lin Hui the chance to transmigrate.

With his whole family being so impressive, wouldn't it be okay for him to just drift along?

But just as he transmigrated, the original owner's Old Dad forcefully sent him to the military for training.

Lin Hui wanted to cry but had no tears. Couldn't they send him two days later?

At least let him indulge in debauchery and experience what it means to be a playboy!

Just thinking about yesterday, when the original owner shouted in the bar, 'All expenses are on Young Master Lin,' and countless girls excitedly screamed, he felt incredibly satisfied.

That bastards enjoyed all the blessings, and I have to suffer all the hardships. That's just ridiculous!

Soon, Lin Hui completely merged with the memories and fully replaced the original owner.

He asked dejectedly: 'Can I go two days later?'

Zhao Yuanming stared with wide eyes: 'Do you think you're buying vegetables, haggling here? You have to go whether you want to or not. Your name has already been registered. If you dare to desert just before deployment, you'll be a deserter!'

'If you were on the battlefield, no matter whose son you are, you'd be shot!'

Lin Hui swallowed hard. He really had to go?

Zhao Yuanming said with a smile: 'I know you're full of mischievous ideas, but I advise you, don't even think about running away. Your Dad has already given instructions. As long as you dare to run, you'll get a good beating when caught. If you run again, you'll be caught again and beaten again!'

'Medicinal wine for bruises, crutches, and wheelchairs are all prepared for you!'

Lin Hui's butt suddenly tightened: Holy crap, all escape routes are completely cut off!

'But!' Zhao Yuanming changed the subject: 'Jiang Liang's father said that as long as you obediently serve for two full years, when you retire and come back, he won't interfere with whatever you want to do.'

'Really?' Lin Hui's eyes lit up, as if he had found a ray of hope.

'Of course it's true!' Zhao Yuanming nodded: 'Your Dad is a Commander after all, he keeps his word!'

Hearing this, Lin Hui was no longer so resistant.

In his previous life, his family was poor, and he suffered for so many years.

Although he was a bit unwilling, wasn't it just being a Soldier?

It's only two years, it'll be over in the blink of an eye.

When I retire and come back, I'll still indulge in debauchery and find young models!

Maybe being a Soldier will even give me a BUFF bonus, and all the young ladies will go weak in the knees when they see me and won't be able to walk.

'Then it's a deal! I'll just treat it like Tang Sanzang's journey to the west, and I'll be able to deliver true essence when I return!'

'However!' Zhao Yuanming stared at him: 'It's still the same condition, you must serve for two full years. If you find a way to get yourself discharged halfway through, or become a deserter, what I just said will be void...'

Lin Hui smiled and interrupted him: 'Uncle Zhao, don't worry, for the sake of a lifetime of happiness, I will definitely stay for these two years! Let's go!'

He carried his bag and happily ran towards the Recruit team.

Zhao Yuanming looked at his back and smiled faintly: 'You regret being a Soldier for two years, but you regret not being a Soldier for a lifetime. When the time comes, maybe you won't even leave if I chase you with a stick.'

Turning around, he took out his phone from his pocket: 'Leader, it's me. Yes, he's already on the vehicle.'

On the other end of the phone, Southeast Military Region Commander Lin Guangyao asked worriedly: 'What was that kid's reaction? Did he try to run?'

Zhao Yuanming said with a smile: 'How could he, Chief? I've told him exactly what you said, and he promised to serve well for two years.'

Lin Guangyao breathed a slight sigh of relief. It really wasn't easy to send this little rascal to be a Soldier!

He said sternly: 'Although he's in the military, you still need to keep a close eye on him for me. This kid is full of tricks. If he plays games and runs away, I'll lose face!'

Zhao Yuanming laughed heartily: 'Chief, although Xiao Hui is quite mischievous, compared to those playboys outside who only know how to live off their parents, he's really much stronger.'

'Since he promised to stay in the military, he will definitely do well.'

'I believe that with his ability, as long as he is willing, he will definitely achieve something in the military and become a great Soldier like you!'

Lin Guangyao was beaming, his face full of wrinkles from smiling: 'Of course, any son of my Lin Family can become successful no matter what he does! However, a sharp sword comes from grinding. He can't always be pampered. It's time for him to experience some hardship and temper his character.'

'Alright, keep an eye on him at all times and report any situation to me promptly.'

Zhao Yuanming nodded: 'Yes, Chief!'

After hanging up the phone, looking at the departing convoy, he said meaningfully: 'Xiao Hui, I hope you can integrate well into the military and understand Jiang Liang's father's good intentions.'

...

The truck roared past on the asphalt road.

The scenery outside the window rapidly receded.

Inside the compartment, the Recruits were squeezed together, the long journey making them drowsy.

Lin Hui, however, was full of energy at this moment: 'It's only two years, it'll be over in the blink of an eye, easy peasy!'

He had already planned what he would do after getting out.

Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, club and young models!

Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, Dilraba, Shishi, Damimi!

Sundays are off days to rest and recuperate.

Just thinking about such days is very taxing on the kidneys!

Lin Hui fantasized about the good life two years later and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Suddenly, a hand appeared in front of him.

Lin Hui was startled: 'Holy crap, what the hell!'

Following the direction of the hand, he saw a dark-skinned, simple and honest young man looking at him with a big smile.

'Big Brother, have an egg. My Mom made it, it's still warm.'

Lin Hui's mouth twitched. This guy had been eating since he got on the vehicle, and his big white teeth were still covered in egg yolk.

How long has this guy not eaten eggs to devour them like this!

'No thanks, I'm not hungry.'

Chen Erhu said grinningly: 'Don't be shy, these are laid by my family's chickens, you can't buy them!'

Lin Hui gave an awkward smile: 'You can lay these things? Then I really can't buy them!'

Chen Erhu was stunned for a moment, then chuckled: 'Look at what you're saying, people are born from their mothers, eggs are born from chicken mothers, how could I lay them? Besides, I'm male.'

Lin Hui couldn't stop laughing. The military really is a melting pot, you can meet all sorts of people, this guy is a weirdo.

'Thanks.' Lin Hui smiled: 'I'm not hungry, and you shouldn't eat too many either, eating too many of these isn't good for your health.'

Chen Erhu scratched his head blankly: 'Didn't they say eating eggs is good for your health? If I hadn't become a Soldier, even if the whole village gave my family eggs, I wouldn't get to eat any!'

'Heh heh, city Soldiers are used to the good life, they wouldn't care for your eggs.'

Lin Hui frowned and looked to the side, only to see a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes looking at him provocatively.

Judging from his appearance, he probably came from a suburban-rural area.

Lin Hui knew this guy had misunderstood him, but he didn't want to explain much.

Anyway, they wouldn't become friends!

Lin Hui turned his head noncommittally, too lazy to bother with him.

'What are you being so arrogant about? Is coming from a big city so great!' The young man snorted coldly, took an egg from the simple young man, and tapped it on his head: 'He won't eat it, I will. My name is Wang Yong, what's yours?'

'My name is Chen Erhu, just call me Er Hu!' The simple young man said with a big smile!

Just then, the vehicle suddenly slowed down.

Everyone looked out curiously. Most of them were leaving home for the first time.

Arriving in a new environment, everyone was exceptionally excited.

The vehicle suddenly stopped, and stern shouts came from outside.

'Get out, all of you get out, hurry!'

A dark-faced Old Soldier vigorously knocked on the vehicle body: 'Take all your stuff, hurry up and get down!'

The Recruits jumped off the vehicle one by one like a flock of sheep being driven.

The spacious training ground immediately became chaotic, with curious Recruits looking around everywhere.

Under the military flag not far away, New Recruit Company Commander Zhang Jiantao frowned slightly: 'They're so scattered. The quality of Soldiers nowadays is getting worse every year.'

Instructor Wang Hai laughed heartily: 'Old Zhang, society is developing rapidly. Young people nowadays grew up in honey pots, you need to be more tolerant!'

Zhang Jiantao snorted coldly: 'This is the military, we're not nannies. When you get here, you need to be mentally prepared! Look at what they look like?'

He said coldly: 'I heard there are some Soldiers in this batch who got in through the back door! No physical examination, no review, they were just directly shoved in. What kind of thing is this!'

Wang Hai looked surprised: 'No way, there are still people getting in through the back door?'

Zhang Jiantao nodded: 'The information is accurate! I don't care who this guy is, or who put him in. As long as his performance is not up to par, I'll send him back! We can't let one bad apple spoil the whole bunch here!'

Wang Hai nodded. The military is not a shelter.

If everyone found connections to put people in, wouldn't it be a mess?

Just then, a commotion suddenly came from not far away.

'Get down, hurry up and get down!'

'Who the hell told you to climb up there? That's the symbol of 602, hurry up and get down!'

Zhang Jiantao turned his head, his eyes almost popping out.

He saw a Recruit standing next to the landmark building, waving to everyone in a proper manner.

'Brothers, thank you all for coming to dedicate your youth. In the future, you must work hard!'

Many people were stunned, but a few inexperienced rural Soldiers thought they had met a big shot and immediately stood straight and shouted loudly: 'Yes!'

Pfft...

Zhang Jiantao and the Instructor's eyes were spitting fire, they almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

They had seen bold people, but never someone this bold.

'What are you all standing around for?' Zhang Jiantao roared: 'Pull him down!'

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