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Chapter 512: Remote control bomb

"Xiao Hua, mission accomplished perfectly. Now, it's the next wave's turn," Little Dragon said to Xiao Hua.

Following this, the other five teams of Nangong Guards also suffered similar attacks. Immediately, this caused all the Nangong Guards to develop 'pee phobia'!

There was nothing they could do. Many unlucky Nangong Guards had their younger brothers bitten and mangled. Each one went from looking like an earthworm to swelling up like a radish, making every Nangong Guard afraid to pee. If they really couldn't hold it, they needed one group to stand guard while the other group went to pee.

On the other side of the grass, the Grass Snake leader smiled fawningly at Little Dragon and said, "Boss, satisfied?"

Little Dragon nodded and said with satisfaction, "This is acceptable."

"Hehe, Boss, the little brothers have some opinions. They said, next time, can we not bite that place?" Xiao Hua said sheepishly.

Little Dragon asked somewhat puzzled, "Why? I think that place is quite good? It's easy to bite, and it's not big!"

Xiao Hua smiled wryly and said, "Boss, the little brothers said that biting that place feels very disgusting, they almost threw up. Several little brothers said that place is too smelly, some probably haven't washed for a long time. After biting, it severely affects their appetite! Many of my little brothers can't eat anything."

Little Dragon nodded slightly and said, "Alright then, tell your little brothers to bite somewhere else!"

Xiao Hua looked at Little Dragon with admiration and said, "Boss, you are truly understanding! You know how to think of the little brothers."

Little Dragon said very proudly, "Of course, I am a good Boss..."

Xiao Hua asked Little Dragon for guidance, "Then, Boss, where do you suggest we bite? As long as you give the order, my little brothers and I will charge forward bravely."

"Very good, then bite the butt!" Little Dragon thought about it seriously and said to Xiao Hua.

Xiao Hua: "..."

Soon, Lord Long's order was passed down to the Grass Snake's little brothers.

Grass Snake B asked Grass Snake A, "I heard Lord Long heard our heartfelt wishes and told us not to bite that disgusting place anymore?"

Grass Snake A nodded and said, "That's right, Lord Long has changed his mind and let us change where we bite."

Grass Snake B said with tears in his eyes, "Then what place are we changing to?"

"The butt!" Grass Snake A said solemnly.

Grass Snake B: "..."

Little Dragon's attacks on the Nangong Guards indeed severely damaged their morale. The Nangong Guards, who were originally full of vigor and pride, now had their morale drop.

Meanwhile, Little Black wasn't idle either. Near the first team of Nangong Guards, the team led by Nangong Lin, Little Black was hidden on a treetop.

Nangong Lin was now furious. The enemy hadn't been found, but the Nangong Guards' morale had been completely shattered. Except for his first team, the morale of the other teams had suffered varying degrees of damage.

It was getting dark now. A Great Martial Master, along with several Nangong Guards, prepared to go out and find firewood. Little Black let out a "Meow." A hint of ferocity appeared in its eyes.

Several Nangong Guards were holding firewood and preparing to return. Suddenly, the Great Martial Master said, "Wait a moment!"

"General, what are your orders?" a Nangong Guard asked respectfully.

"I need to take a dump. You guys stand guard for me," the General said as a matter of course.

The expressions of those Nangong Guards twitched. But since the other party was their superior, they naturally couldn't refuse. They reluctantly agreed.

The General squatted in the grass, let out a few farts very comfortably, and then continued to excrete.

Several Nangong Guards formed a circle, covering their noses with some disgust. In this situation, it was naturally impossible to expect them to be highly vigilant.

Little Black disappeared from the treetop and reappeared behind the General's head the next second. A flash of silvery-white sharp light flickered, slicing off the General's neck.

The General's eyes widened, and he tightly covered his neck, desperately trying to stuff something back in, but he couldn't.

The several Nangong Guards nearby felt something was wrong and were just about to turn around. Another flash of silvery-white sharp light sliced across the necks of those Nangong Guards. Those Nangong Guards only saw a flash of white light before their eyes. Their necks felt cold, and then they knew nothing.

Little Black did not stop, continuing to pounce on the other Nangong Guards who had gone out to collect firewood. It killed all the other Nangong Guards who had gone out to collect firewood.

At this moment, inside the camp, a Nangong Guard General hurried to Nangong Lin and knelt on one knee, saying, "General, all the Nangong Guards we sent out to collect firewood have been killed. This includes seven Generals."

"What?"

Nangong Lin immediately stood up from the ground, his expression shocked, and said, "How is this possible?"

"Quick, take me to see!" Nangong Lin said in a deep voice.

Half an incense stick later, Nangong Lin looked at the several corpses of the Nangong Guards on the ground. His expression became solemn. A middle-aged General next to him said, "Elder, they were all killed with a single blow. It looks like definitely the work of a Martial King, and the weapon should be a dagger? It should be Zhang Hao who did it."

Nangong Lin shook his head and said, "No, it shouldn't be. That Thief used a saber, not a dagger."

"But in this Demon Wild Forest, is there anyone else who would oppose our Nangong Family?" the General asked, somewhat confused.

Nangong Lin shook his head and said, "You notify all the teams to be careful and guard against that cunning kid's sneak attack on us."

Under the combined sneak attacks of Zhang Hao, Little Dragon, and Little Black, the morale of the Nangong Guards was gradually weakening. Their go ahead speed slowed down.

Zhang Hao stood on a large tree, looking at the third team of Nangong Guards directly below. At this moment, this team of Nangong Guards was resting.

And the usual rest for Nangong Guards, aside from actually resting, involved defecating and urinating.

Dozens of Nangong Guards held spears, forming a circle. In the center, a group of Nangong Guards were defecating. This kind of spectacle would only appear at this time.

Zhang Hao smiled slightly, took out a remote-controlled bomb, and placed it on a remote-controlled toy car. The remote-controlled toy car carried the remote-controlled bomb and drove towards the group of Nangong Guards who were defecating.

The soldiers of the Nangong Guards were faithfully guarding their comrades. Suddenly, they saw a small car driving over.

As natives of the True Martial Continent, they naturally didn't know what this remote-controlled toy car was? Their faces showed strange expressions one by one.

When the remote-controlled toy car was only one meter away from the Nangong Guard defecating circle, one of the Nangong Guards' expressions changed, and he was about to destroy the remote-controlled toy car. However, at this moment, Zhang Hao had already activated the remote-controlled bomb.

"Boom!" A violent explosion sounded.

The group of Nangong Guards responsible for guarding, and the dozens of Nangong Guards who were leisurely defecating, immediately flew into the sky as if they were on a dirt plane.

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