Sasuke raised his hand and punched the thing twice.
Now even Inuzuka doesn't dare to say those three words in front of him, but Konohamaru is not afraid.
"Woo woo woo——"
"Naruto, look at this guy!"
"He didn't call Bo Bing this time!"
"He still yelled!"
Konohamaru hugged his head with both hands, squatted on the roof, tears in his eyes.
Sasuke took a deep breath, raised his leg and wanted to kick him again, but was stopped by Naruto.
"Forget it, forget it..."
"Give you some face and don't bother with Konohamaru."
Sasuke snorted and sat back in his seat.
Naruto turned his head and looked at Konohamaru in confusion.
"What are you doing here?"
Konohamaru saw Brother asking questions, wiped his tears, and said.
"I came to see Mitsuki."
"He said yesterday that he would come to Konoha Village together today."
After Konohamaru said that, he took out his mobile phone and showed Naruto the chat records between him and Mitsuki.
Sasuke was immediately unhappy when he heard it.
"Didn't you confiscate his mobile phone?"
"Where did he get the mobile phone?"
Sizzle——
Sasuke instantly snatched Konohamaru's mobile phone on the spot and began to check the chat records between Mitsuki and Konohamaru.
He looked like a strict father who forbade his children to play with mobile phones.
Of course, another reason was that he was worried that Konohamaru would lead Mitsuki astray.
Two naughty kids mixed together... the damage they could do was unimaginable.
"Give your phone back!"
When Konohamaru saw Bo Bing snatching his mobile phone, his heart tightened instantly, as if he was worried that his privacy would be seen by the other party.
Sasuke held the boy's forehead with one hand, preventing him from taking a single step forward, and with the other hand he began to slide his phone, flipping through the chat records between Konohamaru and Mitsuki...
[Konoha Kuo Aotian: Mitsuki, how many jobs have you done recently? ]
[Fu Ke Di Guo: Maru, my dad has been very strict recently, so I did one job. ]
[Konoha Kuo Aotian: It's a small matter, I'm familiar with your dad, I'll persuade him to mind his own business some other day. ]
[Fu Ke Di Guo: Thank you, brother! ]
Crack——
Sasuke only read a few or two records, and he was so angry that veins appeared on his forehead.
Damn!
You said you can't let children play with mobile phones! !
"Konohamaru?"
"You're meddling?"
Sasuke's words came out of nowhere, which showed that he didn't beat Konohamaru because of Naruto's face.
Konohamaru's face froze, and he immediately turned his head and started whistling, as if he had nothing to do with him.
This could be called the Konoha version of the ninja world's "stealing the bell while covering one's ears".
Sasuke took a deep breath and continued to read.
Because he wanted to know what Mitsuki and Konohamaru meant by "doing a few jobs".
As he kept flipping through the chat records, Sasuke suddenly noticed that they had mentioned a user many times in their chats...
[Konoha Kuangaotian: Look at this "Ninjutsu No. 1"....Hahahaha, look at him cheating all his pension. ]
[Father can rival a country: Damn it! Konohamaru, don't be too proud, this "old man can't beat his waist" has already taken the bait! ]
I don't know if it's because of the generation gap, or if the topics that young people talk about now are too advanced, causing Sasuke to read for a long time and not understand a single word.
But...
This user of 'Nin Taijutsu No. 1' seems familiar...
"Naruto."
"Look at what they are talking about?"
Sasuke, who didn't understand, could only hope that his omniscient good brother could understand.
"No..."
"What's so good about the chat records of two children?"
Naruto took the phone after saying that, and Hinata beside him came over to observe.
Hooked? Fishing? Coffin book? ? ?
These words caught Naruto Uzumaki's eyes, and he couldn't help but swear.
"Fuck!!"
"Konohamaru, are you guys having an online relationship???"
Naruto pointed at the user interface of 'Nin Taijutsu No. 1' and rubbed his head with one hand, his brain was about to crash.
He was not surprised at all that the emergence of the Internet of Ninjas gave rise to online relationships.
After all, this world has a lack of entertainment, and it is common for people to be unable to control their desire to share when they suddenly encounter such a novelty.
But...
How did the online dating scam appear first? ? ?
He knew the first person in ninjutsu, this guy is the fucking Raikage! !
As for the 'old man can't stand it', it should be Noki? ?
When I think of Konohamaru and Mitsuki, two dead kids, dressed up as shy women, chatting with each other in the tone of a tea girl...
When Noki and Raikage hold their phones and smile silly, sending some sickening love words...
Naruto feels that this world is really going to end.
"Hahahahaha!"
"No, brother..."
"I just did my bit for the development of the village."
Konohamaru scratched his head, looking shy, and when he looked up at Naruto, he looked expectant, as if he was waiting for his brother to praise him.
"What a sin!!"
"What the hell are you and Mitsuki doing!"
"Idiot! Beat him up!"
Finally unable to bear it anymore, Naruto called out to Sasuke, and together they pressed Konohamaru, the damn child, on his buttocks and spanked him crazily.
"Sister-in-law! Help me!"
"Stop Naruto, brother!!"
Konohamaru bit his upper lip after being violently beaten, and tears kept pouring out of his eyes. He stretched out his hand towards Hinata, hoping that his sister-in-law would stop these two guys.
However, Hinata's request for help from Konohamaru was somewhat useful.
She quickly walked between the two of them, reached out and grabbed Naruto's arm, and said with concern.
"Naruto-kun..."
"Take the stick, otherwise your hands will hurt."
Konohamaru:.......
Sasuke:......
After taking care of Konohamaru, Sasuke ran to find Jishimaru and took care of Mitsuki. Finally, Naruto took the two dead children's mobile phones and sent breakup messages to these Internet fraud targets.
On this day, half of the elders in the ninja world tasted the pain of love.
"If you want to make money and do your best for the village, it's a good thing..."
"But can you please stop engaging in such crooked ways?"
Naruto pointed at the two naughty children standing in front of him and began to teach them a serious lesson.
Fortunately, those old people who were deceived did not realize that the little Tiantian in their hearts was actually two naughty children, otherwise they would have rushed to Konoha to fight for their lives.
Siyue and Konohamaru lowered their heads and dared not speak.
Showing an honest and courteous look, Naruto and Sasuke's blood pressure went up on the spot.
"rough!"
"This kind of thing has nothing to do with 놖놋jifei!"
Naruto cursed angrily, turned around and left the scene. A few seconds later, he brought the reincarnated Sandai in front of several people.
When it comes to teaching children something...
Then the third generation grandfather must come!
After all, he, Uzumaki Naruto, doesn't want to become the new generation of people who inherit the will of fire and take antihypertensive drugs...
After learning what had happened, Sarutobi Hiruzen picked up the black stick given by Naruto, stepped forward and turned over his beloved grandson.
"Konohamaru!!"
"You bastard kid!!"
He turned his head and said to Naruto.
"Naruto..."
"Go and buy a bottle of antihypertensive medicine for 놖... 놖놋 can't stand it anymore."
ps: I’m going out for a wedding banquet today, so please update in advance.
