"My girlfriend saw it and threw it into the trash can downstairs."
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Every time I type the pronunciation of senpai, the voice of Sakura Ayane (Ichi Iroha) automatically comes to my mind, but the problem is that in the anime, Sakura Ayane has already been voiced by Kamuro Masumi. I'm curious about who will voice Amasawa Ichika when the animation reaches the second year.
Maybe one person could play two roles?
Volume 340: Chapter Kikyo is sharpening her sword
Complying with the request of the little devil schoolmate, Wu Yi bought all the tools needed for cooking this time, and also bought a set of bowls and chopsticks for one person as well as various ingredients.
All in all, I spent more than 20,000 points.
This is certainly too extravagant considering the price of cooking a dinner, but it is still quite cost-effective considering that you will not be expelled from school, not to mention that there is someone to cover the full reimbursement.
After all, if the problem leads to expulsion from school, it will not be solved with 20,000 or 200,000 yuan, but 20 million yuan.
I think I must have no objection to this.
Half an hour later, as the two walked out of the shopping mall, Wu Yi took out his mobile phone, took a photo of the invoice and sent it to Sudo, adding a sentence.
——Don’t ask why you have to buy all the pots, pans, and utensils from scratch. The answer is that they are necessary sacrifices.
However, just as Wu Yi put away his phone and prepared to continue walking towards the dormitory building, his eyes accidentally glanced at the invoice again and he suddenly let out a soft "hmm".
To be honest, I didn't pay much attention to it before because I was wandering around the shopping mall with Amasawa Ichika, but now that I've printed them out on paper and put them together... wait, these seem to be the ingredients needed to make the same dish.
Especially this one has lemongrass, red pepper, green lime, mint leaves, and the main ingredient is fresh prawns. Wow, it feels like déjà vu!
"Tianze."
"Ok?"
Wu Yi stopped and shouted. Tianze Yixia, who was walking in front, also stopped and looked back curiously.
He pointed to the various ingredients on the invoice and asked.
"Your so-called test question, isn't it? You want me to make spicy and sour shrimp... er, I mean Tom Yum Goong?"
huh?
After he finished speaking, Tianze Yixia showed obvious surprise.
She turned around and scratched her chin, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Being...seen?"
"I ate it once when I was in junior high school."
Wu Yi told the truth.
Tom Yum Goong is a Thai dish. The word Tom Yum in the name actually means sour and spicy, and Goong refers to shrimp, so this is essentially a sour and spicy shrimp soup.
But the name was extremely similar to the tonics in various fantasy and martial arts novels, especially the "gong" at the end of the name, which gave people the first impression that taking it could increase their martial arts skills by several decades. So Wu Yi, who was still in junior high school at the time, bought some to try without saying a word after knowing about this thing.
Of course, it’s definitely not unpalatable, but it’s not as effective as one might imagine.
I guess I was rickrolled by myself.
"And if I remember correctly, Tom Yum Goong also needs to be topped with cilantro. We didn't buy any. Should we go back and buy some?"
"a ha ha ha……"
Hearing Wu Yi say this, the little devil school girl with red hair and twin ponytails scratched her head and laughed awkwardly.
"Hey, I originally thought that not having cilantro wouldn't have much of an impact, and if I bought cilantro it would be easier for the seniors to guess the test questions, oh my..."
“So do you want to go back and buy it?”
"……want."
It doesn’t take much time to buy things, but the time spent on the journey is relatively long.
Especially since Wu Yi was carrying all kinds of bags, she had to find a place to store her things before entering the shopping mall.
So by the time the two of them walked out of the shopping mall, another half hour had passed.
It was almost six o'clock in the evening and it was completely dark outside.
Wu Yi couldn't explain why, but he always felt that this junior school girl whom he had just met seemed to particularly like to find trouble with him.
He always deliberately brings up some topics for no reason, and then after being screwed speechless, he changes the angle or the topic and continues, always trying to get back at the point, and keeps jumping on the edge of being screwed.
It is somewhat similar to the so-called female ghost in some books.
"Hey, Senpai~"
After walking a short distance away from the shopping mall, seeing that Wu Yi had not spoken a word, Tianze Yixia took the initiative to break the silence again.
"If I remember correctly, the senior seemed to have said before that he had a girlfriend, right?"
"Is there any problem?" Wu Yi asked back.
"Well, it just feels a bit strange~"
Tian Ze Yixia touched the corner of her mouth, put her other hand behind her back in a very girlish manner, and looked up at the night sky.
"Generally speaking, guys like you are popular with girls, right? If that's the case, shouldn't you be more cautious about finding a girlfriend? After all, if the relationship is confirmed, it means that others won't have a chance."
"This doesn't seem to have anything to do with you, right?" Wu Yi was a little helpless.
"Oh, what a cold answer!"
Tianze Yixia covered his chest and pretended to be heartbroken, but just like before, he quickly recovered in the next second and began to mutter to Wu Yi over and over again.
"Hey, tell me, tell me, do you only have one girlfriend?"
"...What if I say no?" Wu Yi glanced at her.
"Then we must be even more vigilant!"
The little devil schoolgirl dodged sideways, protecting her not-so-voluptuous chest with her hands, and stepped back several steps, talking to herself in a low voice.
"You must be careful, Yixia. Beware of fire, theft, and senior brothers. Don't fall into Senpai's food trap!"
"..."
Wu Yi really didn't want to talk nonsense with her anymore, so he didn't even bother to respond and just walked straight towards the dormitory building.
Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, Tianze Yixia stopped her monologue and muttered, "Wait a minute," and quickly followed.
After returning to the room, Wu Yi put the things at the kitchen door but did not start working immediately. Instead, he dug out the TV remote control from the bottom of the bedside table which he had not used since entering school, installed the batteries in it and threw it to the other party.
"It may take me about an hour, you can watch TV for a while."
"Received~"
Tianze Yixia happily took the remote control and turned on the TV.
As the sound of the TV rang in the room outside, Wu Yi rushed into the kitchen with the things at the door. After closing the sliding door to block the fumes, he immediately called Kikyo Kushida.
"Hello? Kikyo?"
"……Um."
After a pause, the girl's obviously unhappy voice came through the phone.
"Are you in the dormitory now?"
"Yes, I just bought everything and am about to start cooking."
Wu Yi said as she unpacked the new pots and pans she bought today.
Kushida Kikyo snorted unhappily on the phone.
"What about your junior high school girl?"
"Just stay outside and watch TV now."
"Oh."
After listening for a while, she found that there was indeed the sound of a TV in the background. Upon learning that Tian Ze Yi Xia was not with Wu Yi, Kushida Kikyo felt a little better.
However, just as she was about to continue speaking, the sliding door of the kitchen was opened from the outside.
A little devil schoolgirl poked her head in to take a look, and noticed the phone on the counter that showed "calling". She squinted her eyes, smiled, and raised her index finger.
"Senpai~ Remember the apples we bought at the mall just now? I want to eat an apple peeled by senior as an appetizer~"
"I know, I know."
Wu Yi slowly exhaled, nodded, and waved to indicate that she understood and she could go out.
After receiving a positive answer, Tianze Yixia retracted his head contentedly, closed the sliding door and left.
A faint sound of gnashing teeth could be heard from the other end of the phone.
Volume 341: Chapter There won’t be a next time!
In fact, the cooking only took about half an hour in total, but because he also had to prepare the ingredients and take apart and rinse all the newly bought pots and pans, Wu Yi finally finished this Thai dish two minutes before an hour.
——Tom Yum Goong.
"I'm almost done here. Go wash your hands and you can eat when you come out."
After turning off the gas stove, Wu Yi opened the sliding door of the kitchen and said to Tianze Yixia who was sitting upright at the table in the room outside, as if waiting to eat.
"Oh, good."
Tianze Yixia naturally agreed, nodded, jumped off the chair, and walked towards the bathroom quietly like a cat.
Wait, silent?
Realizing that something was wrong, Wu Yi, who was originally planning to turn around and bring the pot to the table, blinked in confusion and stuck his head out again to confirm.
The sound of running water came from the bathroom. Amaze Ichika, still wearing her school uniform, opened the door and stood by the sink, catching water with her hands. Her white pleated skirt was slightly sunken due to the contact with the edge of the sink. Her fair calves under the skirt were wrapped in black short stockings, and her feet were touching the tiled floor with only a thin layer of fabric.
Wu Yi finally discovered the problem.
Houlixie, why doesn't this girl wear slippers?
No wonder he didn’t notice when Tianze Yixia arrived at the kitchen door before. It turned out that he was not wearing slippers at all, and because he was wearing socks, there was no sound of his feet sticking to the floor.
You have to know that it is only the beginning of April and the weather is not as hot as in summer. The tile floor is still very cold.
Moreover, even in summer, if the air conditioner is on in the room, Wu Yi will not allow Karuizawa Hui to walk barefoot on the floor, even with socks on. She must wear slippers, otherwise she will definitely catch a cold after a long time.
"Hey, Tianze, aren't you cold? Why aren't you wearing slippers?"
"Hmm? Ah, this..."
Tian Ze Yixia, who had already washed his hands and walked out of the bathroom after turning off the lights, looked down at his feet, scratched his face and smiled when he heard this.
"It's still a bit cold, but those slippers on the shoe rack at the door have corresponding people, right? I'm not used to using things that have been used by others."
"Then take a pair from the shoe bucket. I remember there should be three or four pairs in there, all new."
Wu Yi added.
"Today is a special situation, so just consider it as my treat."
"OK~ Thank you, Senior~"
Hearing this, the red-haired girl with twin ponytails happily made an OK gesture, tiptoed to the entrance, took out a pair of brand new, unopened slippers from the shoe bucket and put them on.
When I turned around, Wu Yi had already walked out of the kitchen with a pot of steaming Tom Yum Goong and placed the pot on a bamboo mat to avoid scalding the table.
Then he went back to the kitchen and brought out two bowls of rice.
One bowl is more, one bowl is less.
"Huh? Senior, why did you take two meals?"
Tianze Yixia walked to the side and tilted her head curiously, causing her red ponytail to tilt and fall down.
Wu Yi took his portion and sat down on the other side of the table. He raised his hand and picked up a big red prawn from the pot with chopsticks and put it into his bowl, his tone quite indifferent.
"Nonsense, I must eat too. I've been so busy that I haven't had a single bite of food yet. You don't let others eat a bite of the food they made. Do you have any humanity at all?"
"Well……"
At this point, Tianze Yixia didn't know what to say. He just stuck out his tongue, sat down at the table, picked up his bowl of rice, which had a little less rice, and put a shrimp on it.
After sip of the hot and sour soup with the unique seafood flavor on the shrimp shell, Wu Yi nodded vaguely.
"Hmm, it tastes pretty good."
"Wow~ Senior, are you bragging? I haven't tasted it yet."
