Shen Jiahe: "??"
"No?!! Is he trying to extort me?"
"I didn't do anything at all!!"
The Touch Hand on her neck instantly loosened a bit, seemingly sucking on her neck with a hint of fawning.
Shen Jiahe: "..."
"The way this BOSS meets people is a bit too bizarre."
The black-purple Touch Hand put her down, and the man who had been kneeling on the ground stealthily stood up.
Shen Jiahe looked over with suspicion, but it was too dark in the room, and she couldn't clearly see the person's face.
She could only tentatively call out, "Lin Yuanzhou?"
The Touch Hand on his body instantly recoiled as if startled, and his originally hoarse voice rose significantly.
"Wife, I'm not Lin Yuanzhou!"
As soon as these words were uttered, the scene fell into a deathly silence.
Shen Jiahe: "..."
"So, Lin Yuanzhou didn't lie to her! He really is the BOSS of the horror instance..."
"Turn on the lights in the room," Shen Jiahe said.
Lin Yuanzhou hesitated, twisting awkwardly, "I... I don't look good right now..."
"You know, I'm afraid of the dark," Shen Jiahe said.
The Touch Hand behind Lin Yuanzhou immediately scurried to turn on the lights.
The room instantly lit up, and her eyes were covered by a cold hand, allowing only a sliver of light to be seen.
After a few seconds, the hand slowly moved away, allowing her to directly adapt to the brightness of the room.
Shen Jiahe blinked her eyes, looked forward, and met Lin Yuanzhou's gaze directly.
There wasn't much difference from his usual appearance, except his complexion was unusually pale, which made his already handsome face appear a bit more effeminate.
No wonder someone initially said he was effeminate.
Facing Shen Jiahe's direct gaze, Lin Yuanzhou's eyes somewhat dodged.
He could only stammer, "W-Wife, why are you here?"
At this, Shen Jiahe got angry, "How should I know! I was sleeping soundly at home and was dragged here."
One sentence made Lin Yuanzhou panic, and he immediately reached out, touching Shen Jiahe all over.
Shen Jiahe slapped his hand away in disgust, "What are you groping for! This isn't home!"
Lin Yuanzhou frowned slightly, reached out and pulled Shen Jiahe closer, his face solemn, "Wife, there are only two types of people who can enter a horror instance: one is on the verge of death, and the other is a person of great evil."
"Although you're usually carefree, you're not a person of great evil, so that means you're about to die in the real world!"
Shen Jiahe: "???!!"
Lin Yuanzhou asked, "Did you leave the gas on at home?!"
Shen Jiahe's mouth twitched, "I don't cook. When you're not home, I always order takeout."
The Touch Hand behind Lin Yuanzhou stealthily extended, poking Shen Jiahe's face, "No wonder your skin isn't as good. Next time, before I go to work, I'll make more for you to put in the fridge. You can heat it up and eat it, don't always eat takeout."
Shen Jiahe picked up that Touch Hand in disgust and moved it away. She hadn't forgotten that Lin Yuanzhou used Touch Hands to kill people.
"Your Touch Hand just killed someone this morning, don't touch me now."
Lin Yuanzhou felt wronged, releasing all the Touch Hands behind him, and began to introduce them, "They all have different functions. This one is for tying people, this one is for killing people, this one is for moving things, and this one is for daily life..."
Seeing Lin Yuanzhou prattling on endlessly, Shen Jiahe raised her hand to interrupt him, "Alright, I'm not really interested in what your Touch Hands are for!"
Lin Yuanzhou looked at Shen Jiahe pitifully, "Wife, are you disgusted with me?"
Shen Jiahe looked at the person in front of her, dressed in a sharp black uniform, with a pale, bloodless complexion, and a group of 'waving' Touch Hands behind him.
"If I suddenly grew so many Touch Hands behind me, wouldn't you be disgusted?" Shen Jiahe retorted.
Lin Yuanzhou answered seriously, "Even if you grew a pig's head, I wouldn't be disgusted."
"You're the pig's head!" Shen Jiahe retorted.
After the two bickered for a few sentences, Lin Yuanzhou belatedly remembered that he needed to help Shen Jiahe review why she had entered a near-death state!
"What other reason could there be? Did someone break in to rob and you ran into them?"
Shen Jiahe rolled up her sleeves, showing off her sturdy biceps, "Do you think an ordinary person could beat me?"
That's right, Shen Jiahe was a Sanda coach, and one who had won national awards. Ordinary people simply couldn't beat her.
Lin Yuanzhou was a bit worried, "Then what other reason could there be? Your body is in great shape, it can't be a sudden illness."
Seeing that they couldn't analyze it, Shen Jiahe waved her hand, "Maybe it's a family benefit, no need to dwell on it so much."
Lin Yuanzhou: "..."
Lin Yuanzhou took Shen Jiahe's hand and led her into the adjacent bedroom.
The entire bedroom had a very Western vintage style.
"You just need to stay in the instance for seven days to get out. It's especially safe here with me, so you can rest assured and stay," Lin Yuanzhou said.
When the instance was mentioned, Shen Jiahe suddenly remembered the instance completion conditions, one of which was to find the Warden's lover.
Clearly, Lin Yuanzhou was the Warden.
Shen Jiahe's eyes narrowed slightly as she looked at Lin Yuanzhou.
Lin Yuanzhou felt a bit flustered by her gaze and stammered, "W-What's wrong?"
As he spoke, he touched his face, "Is there something on my face?"
Shen Jiahe crossed her arms over her chest and looked at Lin Yuanzhou, saying, "The completion conditions are to stay here for 7 days, or kill the Warden, and another is to find the Warden's lover."
"Lin Yuanzhou, you don't have one at home and one in the instance, do you?!"
Lin Yuanzhou instantly panicked, reaching out to grab Shen Jiahe, his gloomy face full of grievance, "Wife, you've wronged me! From beginning to end, I've only had you!"
"Then what's with this completion condition?" Shen Jiahe looked at Lin Yuanzhou.
Lin Yuanzhou frowned slightly, also unable to understand what was going on.
He raised his hand and swore, "Wife, I've always been clean and proper! I would never have dealings with any other woman outside!"
As soon as his words fell, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and a charming, coquettish female voice came through: "Warden~ I'm here~ So enthusiastic today~ Meeting me in the bedroom, how shy~"
Lin Yuanzhou: "..."
Shen Jiahe: "..."
The room instantly fell into a dead silence.
Lin Yuanzhou quickly explained, "He's not a woman!"
Shen Jiahe sneered, "Right, not a woman, but a female anomaly!"
Lin Yuanzhou shook his head like a rattle-drum, "No..."
Before he could finish explaining, the person outside pushed the door open, and a person with beautiful, demonic long hair... no, an anomaly walked in. She was also wearing a black uniform, and the two of them standing together actually had a good 'CP' vibe.
Fei Bai looked at the woman in the room and opened his mouth in surprise, "Oh~ There's another little sister here~ Did I interrupt you two?"
Lin Yuanzhou's forehead was covered in black lines, "Didn't you know before you came in? Why are you pretending?"
Fei Bai covered his lips and chuckled, sizing up Shen Jiahe, "What? Does the Warden now have a hobby of toying with prey? This past month, I thought you were on your period, so irritable, killing anyone you saw."
Seeing them standing so close, Fei Bai had a mischievous idea, and walked closer with a seductive stride, pressing against Lin Yuanzhou, "Yuanzhou Gege~ I miss you so much~ Today... Ah!"
Before he could finish speaking, he was sent flying into the air, directly knocked back three meters by Lin Yuanzhou.
"Speak properly, don't talk with a flip-flop in your throat," Lin Yuanzhou said with disdain.
Fei Bai crawled up from the ground, brushed off the dust from his body, and lightly 'tsk'ed, "Such a bad temper, hitting people after just a few words."
After speaking, he looked at Shen Jiahe, reminding her, "Little girl, don't be fooled by his face. Look just now, he resorted to violence when he couldn't argue, he's definitely going to be abusive in the future!"
The Touch Hand behind Lin Yuanzhou quickly approached Fei Bai. Fei Bai immediately assumed a defensive posture, but the Touch Hand merely ripped open his shirt.
Feeling the coolness on his chest, Fei Bai's face instantly turned dark.
His originally charming voice became much more normal, "Holy crap! Lin Yuanzhou, you pervert! Why are you stripping my clothes!"
Lin Yuanzhou completely ignored him, turning to Shen Jiahe to explain, "Wife, he's a man, just a bit perverted and likes to dress as a woman."
Shen Jiahe glanced at him, frowning, "What if he's flat-chested?"
The Touch Hand behind Lin Yuanzhou bent, aiming at Fei Bai's pants.
Fei Bai was so scared that he immediately covered his crotch, shouting, "You're not into this, are you?!"
After speaking, he quickly restored his voice, "I'm a man, a man! I don't have a fetish for taking off my pants in public!"
Shen Jiahe looked at Lin Yuanzhou with a complicated expression, "You're into that."
