Then I asked several questions on different aspects, including law, politics, and trends. It was a rare opportunity to interview the God of Water, so naturally the broader the scope and the more material, the better.
But Charlotte managed it well. She stopped when Finnina was almost losing interest and turned to face Eris.
"Then, Lady Eris, will you accept my interview?"
"Until then. This is the interview I recorded. Please read it and sign your name. According to Maplestage law, this file will be filed in the Law Court. If you distort the facts, release false news that tarnishes the majesty of God, or use God's words in any way that is contrary to Maplestage law and national interests, the Law Court will..."
"Okay, okay, I understand the procedures, and the interview fee for Lady Funina will be paid to Momang Palace in accordance with the law. So, can I interview you?"
"can."
Eris completed the provisions of the ordinance regarding God's protection and agreed to be interviewed.
"Why did you become Lady Finnina's aide-de-camp?"
"Because Lady Fenina invited Eris."
"Uh, I mean, some of your own thoughts."
"Because Eris wants a job."
"Don't you have any other requests?"
"Ah."
Eris behaved very straightforwardly.
But Charlotte felt a little tricky.
This kind of answer cannot be included in the report.
Charlotte decided to try a different approach.
"Does it bring any pressure to you to take on this noble job?"
"No."
"So do you like this job?"
"like."
“What specific places do you like?”
"All."
Charlotte tilted her cute head, and several question marks appeared on it.
She suspected that the other party was playing with her.
But looking at Eris Sanwu's cute little face, innocent clear eyes, and gently swaying white rabbit ears - this is clearly a soft and cuddly little Milushin lolita, how could she have any bad intentions?
Chapter 89: Fu Nina is fooling people
Charlotte shook her head and decided to continue asking questions.
"May I ask how you feel about Lady Finina during your time together?"
"Lady Furnina is very cute. She has fair and tender skin, clear and bright eyes, and a very cute smile. When I comb her hair, I can feel how soft and smooth it is. Maybe because she likes desserts, she always has a sweet scent on her body, so it feels very comfortable to be close to her."
"So that's why. You're attracted to Lady Funinna's appearance. That's right, she's a superstar in Maple Stage after all. Anything else?"
"Although Lady Finina doesn't participate much in specific management, she is very serious when listening to reports in the Momang Palace and will raise various questions. She cares about everyone's lives. She said that the law is a form of protection for the people, so the law and justice are born for the people, and this point must always be made clear. Lady Violet nodded in agreement, and Eris felt that it must be right."
"Yes, you are indeed Lady Funinna. What next?"
"Ms. Finnina likes small animals. The cats and dogs on the street and Melusin will make her smile..."
Eris became talkative.
Although she still had a blank expression on her face, she was still talking about Furninna in a torrent of details and full of positive compliments.
Next to her, Furninha seemed to be enjoying the scenery calmly. She even nodded to passers-by from time to time, looking dignified and proud.
In fact, I could already feel my cheeks getting hot and my earlobes turning red.
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Charlotte got a lot of material as she wished. Although they were all centered on Fonina, the problem was that this was Maplestage, and how could she worry that people wouldn't be interested in a report centered on Fonina?
“Then, last question, Eris-sama, is the ability to fly and control objects the power of the Eye of God?”
"No."
"Oh, so it's natural?"
"Ah."
Eris replied.
Charlotte didn't investigate further.
Liyue has fairy beasts, Inazuma has monsters, and the thing that the world of Teyvat is most lacking is all kinds of extraordinary creatures.
Melusin itself is a special species, so it is not surprising that it gave birth to another being with special abilities.
Don't forget, the one standing next to them is a real god, so what does a special-powered Milushin matter, right?
“Oh, let me ask you something off topic. Personal strength is a private matter, so I won’t include it in the report. But this is the first time I’ve seen such an ability, so I’m a little curious, how strong is Eris-sama’s power?”
"Strong?"
Eris tilted her head, looking a little confused.
Charlotte also roughly understood Eris's situation. She was naive and simple, and would tell you everything she knew, but she didn't seem to understand a lot of common sense.
I guess it’s Meilushin who just arrived at Maple Garden?
If you think about it this way, maybe Lady Finina chose her to help her understand the rules of the human world? She is worthy of being our Lord God!
Charlotte smiled and changed her words:
"That is, roughly how big and heavy can it push?"
"Eris doesn't know, she hasn't tried it. But if she uses a little force, she can push down the entire Maple Garden."
"Hahaha! You seem to be quite humorous. I understand that it is indeed impolite to inquire about one's strength. Then I won't ask any more questions. Thank you for your answers, Lady Finnina and Lady Eris. I will write this report carefully, so stay tuned!"
Charlotte took a few more photos and then waved goodbye with a big smile on her face.
Eris looked at the white legs running away with a little regret. To be honest, the feeling of running is also great.
Pretty girls and stuff, that's awesome.
After hearing the explanation in the interview, Fu Nina put on a confident and satisfied smile and said:
"That's a good answer. It seems that you have fully understood the charm of the God of Justice."
"Well, Lady Finina is very good. She eats and sleeps well, works well, sings and dances well. Eris likes her."
"Ahem! Well, let's continue shopping, hahaha."
Furninna couldn't bear it anymore.
It is true that she often enjoys praise.
But the enthusiastic praise from the audience and the love Eris expressed face to face were different.
"Oh!"
Suddenly, there was a sound of wind, and a dark shadow came towards Finnina's face.
Finna's pupils shrank and she froze in place, unable to react.
Eris’s telekinesis had already pinned the flying object in mid-air—how could she just sit there and watch the beautiful girl’s face get damaged, especially the beautiful girl she had been raising for several days!
A man who looked like an engineer ran over from the platform not far away. When he saw the palm-sized component frozen in mid-air, as well as the indifferent expressions of the water goddess Finina and the aide-de-camp Eris, he was immediately frightened and knelt down on one knee.
"Lady Funinna, I'm so sorry!"
"Attacking the water god is a great sin."
Finna stood there frozen in place, and Eris came forward and pronounced the verdict expressionlessly.
As he spoke, he used his telekinesis to stir up all the surrounding water flows, condensing them into an extremely intimidating dragon and a sky full of weapons, as if it was the angry attacking form of the water god.
Engineer Meade's face turned pale with fear.
"Lady Finina, I was just repairing a broken robot. I didn't expect such an accident to happen! I didn't mean to commit any crime, and I didn't dare to attack the Water God. I'm so sorry!"
In fact, there is such a law.
However, gods are supposed to be supreme, and it is completely reasonable to classify acts of disrespect to the water gods as a serious crime.
The surrounding court security guards also rushed over quickly.
The Meluseens mainly looked at Eris, suppressing their excitement and desire to get closer.
The human patrol saw the parts that stopped in front of Finnina, and the surrounding water all condensed into weapons, which looked like the spectacular appearance of the angry water god. They immediately realized something.
"The Water God was assassinated, the whole place is locked!"
The court's guards took the incident to a new level.
Furninha had to quickly get rid of her fright and put on a flawless smile in the chaotic situation.
"Alright, alright. It was just an accident during the repair process. How could my people attack me? Even from a rational point of view, attacking gods is simply seeking death. Don't be so surprised. You'll scare the citizens passing by."
Finnina calmly explained to everyone around her while patting Eris on the shoulder.
Eris understood what she meant and quietly retreated behind Finnina.
The solidified parts fell to the ground, and the accumulated water returned to its original position.
Fu Nina shook her head and said calmly:
"However, although it was not an attack on the gods, repairing machinery in public and causing an accident is also against the law. Fortunately, it happened to me, a god. If it was an ordinary citizen passing by, he would have been very angry even if he was not injured, right? Attorney General's Court, take him away and pay the fine. Meyard, remember this lesson and don't make it an example. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Lady Finina!"
Meade breathed a sigh of relief.
The people from the Attorney General's Court took away Mayade, the parts, and the robot for disposal.
The pedestrians on the road also returned to calm.
Furninha still had that calm and elegant smile on her face, seemingly unaffected.
Eris silently looked at her slightly trembling hands and legs.
[As expected, I have no power at all. I feel no counterforce when I manipulate the water. Is there any reason why I have to act like a complete god when I have no power?]
After all, he had been raised for several days. Eris felt relieved and said:
"Lady Fenina, it's time for lunch. In order not to delay your meal, can Eris fly back with you?"
"Huh? Oh, okay."
Furninha smiled.
Eris then used her telekinesis to lift her up.
Finna was in front, and Eris was behind, and the two flew towards the Momang Palace amid the admiring and worshipful gazes of the citizens.
Away from the crowd's sight, soothed by the breeze during the flight, Finnina gradually calmed down her previous panic.
"Ahem! Eris, you did a great job in the interview just now."
"Lady Furninha has already said this before."
"Uh... I mean you're quite humorous. Yes, humor is a good quality, and it fits the style of the assistant of the God of Justice."
"Humor, Eris doesn't understand yet."
Eris blinked her pure red eyes.
Fu Nina broke out in a cold sweat.
"It can't be true that you can overthrow Feng Danting or something like that?"
"it is true."
Finna looked at Eris's innocent and cute face, and thought of the fact that Melusin almost never lied, so she turned her head to look in the direction of the theater.
Villette, what have you brought to Maple Garden?
But after all, Finna had played the role of a god for five hundred years, so her mentality and reason adjusted quickly.
