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Sakura and the four of them were still drinking tea and eating snacks in the tea shop, avoiding the noon sun.
"There was once a newspaper that wanted to know what the ninjas from the five major countries thought about using money to bribe the heirs of nobles from other countries. They deliberately conducted an investigation, but the investigation failed. Do you know why?"
Anyway, it was idle time, and Sakura suddenly wanted to tell a few ninja jokes.
"Why, Sakura?
Are the ninjas too wary? "
Naruto asked directly, but Sakura shook her head.
At the same time, Sasuke opposite and Xianglin sitting next to Sakura also cast curious glances at Sakura.
“Because the ninjas of Iwagakure don’t know what an heir is;
The ninjas of Sunagakure don't know what money is;
The ninjas of Raiyin Village don’t know what buying is;
The ninjas of Kirigakure don't know what other countries are;
And the ninjas of Konoha..."
"Don't know what your own thoughts are?"
Sasuke replied quickly.
"Bingo!"
Sakura snapped her fingers at Sasuke.
Sasuke originally wanted to maintain his aloof persona, but the destructive power of Sakura's jokes was too great. Even if Sasuke tried his best to control it, his nose could not help but flap slightly, and "Ku" came out from his throat. Library" sound.
This kind of hellish joke, where you have to turn a corner to understand the punchline, is often more interesting to the smarter people. In addition, the life of a ninja is very boring. Few people will take the initiative to tell jokes to make others laugh. This makes Sasuke almost Break the power.
Although Xianglin could roughly understand what Xiaoying wanted to express, she couldn't laugh at all at this moment. Instead, she felt like she had learned new knowledge.
As for Naruto...he's Naruto.
Seeing Sasuke trying not to laugh, Sakura was very satisfied. This joke was actually told specifically to him.
Sakura decided to keep up her efforts, making it impossible for him to maintain his cold personality, so she told another hellish joke:
"The evil spirit drove the priest out of the boy's body in anger."
"Pfft-hahahaha..."
After hearing this, Sasuke couldn't hold it back and laughed. This smile got out of control and he started laughing.
Xianglin also covered her mouth in embarrassment and snickered while making sure that Sasuke was paying attention to her side.
Naruto also started "hahaha" along with Sasuke. Although he didn't know what he was laughing at, if he didn't laugh at this time, wouldn't he look stupid?
The other three people naturally saw through Naruto's fake smile at a glance, but they had a tacit understanding not to spot it, leaving Naruto with a little bit of dignity.
At the same time, Xiang Rin looked at Sasuke with a smile on his face and couldn't help but be fascinated again.
This was the first time Xianglin saw a smile on Sasuke's face, and she didn't expect Sasuke to be so irresistible to pornographic jokes...
Xiang Rin felt as if he had found a way to make Sasuke happy.
In the past, Xianglin felt that girls should be more reserved, so she kept suppressing herself; but why could Xiaoying tell dirty jokes and so on, but she, Xianglin, couldn't?
Xianglin secretly made up her mind to be more unrestrained in front of Sasuke in the future.
However, at this time, Xiaoying didn't know Xianglin's inner thoughts, and was ready to tell them another joke:
"Once upon a time there were three ninja dogs..."
"Asshole! Give me your stuff back!"
As soon as Sakura opened her mouth, Morinoida came looking for her aggressively.
Sakura looked up and saw Ida Morino standing at the door of the store with an angry look on her face.
Although his aura is very scary, judging from the constant shaking of his Adam's apple, he must be extremely nervous inside. Feeling angry is just his body unconsciously suppressing the secretion of 5-hydroxytryptamine and emboldening him through the angry emotion. , referred to as incompetent rage.
Morino Ida was once a ninja and received an orthodox ninja school education. Even if he faced Team 7 again, he would not be in a fight. However, Sakura could see from his slightly externally turned toes that Morino was at this moment. Deep down in Ida's heart, she still wanted to escape from here.
"You bastard, how dare you come back!"
Unlike Sakura, who regarded Date as a clown, Naruto jumped up from his chair and confronted Date.
Although Sakura had already told Naruto that Date would definitely come back, but seeing Date actually go and come back, Naruto
He couldn't help but get angry.
Naruto hated being played with by others the most, and this time he felt that others were treating him like a fool!
Except Sakura...
Except the lecherous sage...
Except Granny Tsunade...
Except Shikamaru, Karin, and Kakashi...
Thinking of this, Naruto suddenly felt that he didn't seem to have any grudge against this annoying guy in front of him.
Seeing that Naruto's momentum suddenly weakened, Sasuke immediately stood beside Naruto and put pressure on Morino Ida on his behalf.
Although he didn't know why this tail-end suddenly softened, Sasuke couldn't let Morino Ida underestimate Team 7, so he directly opened the three magatama and stared at him.
"Sharingan!"
Morino Ida was shocked after seeing Sasuke's eyes and feeling the momentum he exuded.
Morino Ida, who was born in Konoha, naturally heard of the reputation of the Uchiha clan's Sharingan. At this time, he realized that he had provoked someone who must not be provoked.
But there was no way, the knife that Wasabi Chojiro gave him was still in the hands of the Konoha ninjas.
Although the folding knife was only a little more refined than an ordinary fruit knife, it was of great significance to Morino Ida.
When Ida was sentenced to Konoha, he was ready to rob people on the road under the cold and hunger. It was Chojiro's appearance that brought him back to the right path and gave Ida the opportunity to follow Chojiro. This was not only a testimony of Chojiro's kindness, but also a token of Ida's new life.
"You came back specially for this thing."
Sakura took out the folded folding knife, stretched out her index finger to hold it upright on the table, and used her thumb to keep turning the folding knife.
"Please, that knife is really important to me!"
Seeing Sakura smiling and playing with her most important thing nonchalantly, Morino Ida showed a pleading look.
"It's me, I didn't recognize the great man, I offended you all, please forgive me..."
Seeing that the hard way didn't work, Morino Ida had to apologize sincerely and pretended to kneel down.
Naruto felt that Morino Ida was not guilty of such a crime, and subconsciously wanted to stop him.
But when Naruto moved, a gap appeared between him and Sasuke...
"Good opportunity!"
Morino Ida was overjoyed:
"As expected, ninjas are a bunch of brainless things!"
Sasuke's Sharingan caught a glimpse of the cunning smile on Morino Ida's face, knowing that this guy had no good intentions, but before Sasuke could take action, Morino Ida's figure, who was halfway kneeling, suddenly flashed, and got through between him and Naruto and went straight to Sakura.
"Not good!"
Sasuke quickly turned around and looked at Sakura.
He didn't expect that this guy's speed was not inferior to his own, and he could actually seize such a moment of gap to break through.
But before Sasuke could see Ida's figure clearly, he heard his scream:
"Ah——"
Sakura stood up without knowing when, with her right elbow in front of her, and a little blood on the purple-red long glove covering her elbow.
But Morino Ida fell to the ground with his face covered in pain, blood constantly flowing from his fingers, and there were two front teeth that had just fallen out beside him.
"I admit that you are very fast, did you take off the weight?
But just being fast is far from enough, your dynamic vision and body control are not enough to support you fighting at high speed."
Sakura looked at her elbow with some disdain, and used a thin fake thread to make a tissue to wipe the blood on the long glove.
She knew early on that with Morino Ida's personality, he would definitely not give in easily, and he would most likely rely on his proud speed to force it.
All Sakura had to do was to set up her elbow in advance and wait for that stupid face to hit her.
Originally, Sakura was going to kneel down and hit his little brother, but considering that Morino Date was going to participate in the Todoroki Daisha, it didn't matter if he was disfigured as an athlete, but it would be difficult to deal with him if he was really disabled.
Morino Date didn't have the Sharingan of Kakashi and Sasuke, nor the muscle memory of Lee and Kai, so Sakura used his proud speed against himself.
Seeing that Morino Date's moans had stopped and he must have fainted, Sakura walked in front of him, took out his wallet openly, took out all the money, and threw two bills to the store owner.
Then Sakura put the folding knife in the empty wallet, threw it on the unconscious Date, and led Team 7 away.
