Chapter 260: The Buddha Hidden in the Crotch
The temperature in the tunnel dropped instantly, and there was no more sound of other cars passing by.
Outside the car window, the big-foreheaded grandmother, with her hands open and resting on the car window, smiled at Akechi Mitsuhide.
A touch of coldness quietly slipped towards Mitsuhide Akechi's lower body, but Mitsuhide Akechi, who had been prepared, took one step ahead, pinched the seal with one hand and placed it outside his crotch to prevent the cold breath from approaching.
At the same time, he stepped on the accelerator, increasing the speed from 80 kilometers per hour to around 120 or 140 kilometers per hour, then quickly stepped on the brakes and manipulated the steering wheel to make the car do a beautiful drift.
boom!
The sprinting grandmother who was clinging to the car window was thrown out and crashed into the mountain wall on the right side of the tunnel.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Mitsuhide Akechi hurriedly stopped the car, opened the door, escaped from the car, and ran to the human-shaped horizontal tunnel on the other side of the tunnel.
I subconsciously squeezed my thighs together several times and straightened my lower abdomen.
Huh, Niuzi is still here.
Only then did he feel truly relieved.
No one knows whether the fantasy world created by Grandma Chong is real or false.
If he stopped where he was and came out of the fantasy world the next second, an oncoming car would be enough to knock him away.
"Om Amogavila Zonan, Mahamuna Lama..."
Akechi Mitsuhide recited the "Luminous Mantra", held his left hand in front of his chest, and took out a small jade Buddha from his trouser pocket with his right hand.
As the Buddhist mantras were chanted, light suddenly appeared in the tunnel.
Only then did Akechi Mitsuhide see clearly the appearance of this impetuous mother-in-law.
She looked no different from a normal old human woman, with short white hair mixed with a hint of black, and wore a white apron that revealed her skinny legs; she was barefoot.
If it wasn't confirmed that this was the dashing old woman who plucked people's dicks late at night, she would be no different from a normal old woman.
When Akechi Mitsuhide looked at her, he shook his head, climbed up from the ground, and assumed a 100-meter sprint posture.
The next second, she swung her arms more standardly than athletes in other competitions.
His legs were like a rapidly spinning Hot Wheels, and he rushed towards Mitsuhide Akechi at a speed that was almost invisible.
Akechi Mitsuhide dodged to the side early and rushed towards the mountain wall.
Wow!
The mountain wall was broken and rocks and dirt flew everywhere.
What a terrible impact!
Akechi Mitsuhide made a rough estimate that the sprint speed just now was definitely more than 20 meters per second, and a hundred meters in 5 seconds.
With this speed, if he were to participate in the Olympics, he would definitely be the champion.
Maybe you can even get a sports title of "Lightning Flying Lady".
Just as Akechi Mitsuhide was daydreaming, Grandma Sprint crawled out from the dirt.
This time, she did not stand up again. She crawled on the ground with her limbs like a weirdo in anime, climbed to the top of the tunnel, and looked at Mitsuhide Akechi carefully and vigilantly.
Akechi Mitsuhide stood where he was, just reciting the "Light Mantra" devoutly.
As the light continued to expand, a faint crackling sound was heard, like the sound of glass breaking.
The surrounding environment instantly returned to the real world.
At that moment, the sprinting grandmother also rushed towards Akechi Mitsuhide at high speed.
She was so fast that there was no time to dodge.
In fact, Akechi Mitsuhide did not even think of dodging, but stood quietly where he was, holding the jade Buddha in his right hand tighter, ready to deliver the decisive blow at any time.
In the days since he accepted this task, Pinggong Qianye had discussed with him many times how to deal with the sprinting mother-in-law.
In the end, the decisive point will be placed on this jade Buddha. As long as the jade Buddha touches the body of the sprinting mother-in-law, it will be enough to kill her.
It's now!
Akechi Mitsuhide predicted the rapid approach of the sprinting grandmother, slightly opened the five fingers of his right hand, and a jade Buddha was lowered in the direction of the sprinting grandmother.
The sprinting mother-in-law had a grim smile on her face, and with a beautiful sliding tackle like a textbook, she passed through the gap between Mitsuhide Akechi's legs.
At the same time, the sprinting mother-in-law stretched out her dry palm like an old tree and reached towards Akechi Mitsuhide's lower body.
Niuzi, she is determined to get it!
Grab through the crotch.
A chilly feeling instantly spread across Mitsuhide Akechi's lower body.
But the next second, a burst of Buddha light burst out from Mitsuhide Akechi's lower body, or more precisely, from his crotch. The sprinting mother-in-law seemed to be struck by a thunderbolt, and her whole body froze in place instantly.
With his head tilted upwards, he looked up at Mitsuhide Akechi's lower body with fear and confusion.
She had never failed with this move before, but this time it was as if she had touched an electrified wall.
Or rather, it should be a Buddha statue.
This person actually hid a Buddha statue in his crotch!
Om, ma, ni, ba, mi, hum!
Six golden Buddhist characters emerged one by one, forming a circle and tightly binding the rushing mother-in-law.
"Oh, you still want to steal my dick!"
Akechi Mitsuhide sneered and took advantage of this moment to sit down directly, with his butt pressed against the abdomen of his rushing mother-in-law, and the jade Buddha in his palm was accurately imprinted on her forehead.
"what……"
With a painful scream and struggle, the sprinting mother-in-law's body turned into countless black smoke and dissipated.
The jade Buddha exudes a milky white luster, which completely eliminates the black smoke and turns it into wisps of light smoke.
"Haha, do you really think I'm not prepared at all?"
Akechi Mitsuhide stood up and looked down at the place where Grandma Chongsprint disappeared, and the fear in his heart completely disappeared.
The sliding tackle made by the grandma while sprinting and the monkey stealing the peaches just now really scared him.
Fortunately, he had imagined many possibilities these days and made corresponding preparations.
He had anticipated that the mother-in-law might attack his lower body and try to take away his penis.
So, in order to protect his penis, he pasted a talisman drawn by Pinggong Qianye himself inside his underwear, near his penis.
Not only is there the "Six-Syllable Mantra" on it, but there is also a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva painted next to it.
This is used to protect him and prevent him from dying before he can accomplish his mission.
He had thought of putting the talisman in his pocket or sticking it on his chest.
Thinking about it later, he felt that keeping it inside his underwear was the safest way and would best protect his penis.
As it turned out, his choice was not wrong.
It's just this spell...
"Amitabha, good, good, good."
"All of this was done out of necessity to resolve the issue of my mother-in-law being aggressive."
"Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. Please don't blame Guanyin Bodhisattva, don't blame me..."
Akechi Mitsuhide chanted the Buddha's name repeatedly to avoid being blamed by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
As for this talisman, he felt that it could still bring some surplus value to the table.
For example, sell them to wealthy businessmen who are buying talismans from eminent monks at high prices.
Make some money and come back to add to the temple.
……
Hiramiya Chiye received a call from Nozawa late at night, who said that his cow had just been found.
After a brief chat, Pinggong Qianye hung up the phone.
Before Nozawa called, Akechi Mitsuhide had already told him the details of what happened tonight.
Pinggong Qianye lost all sleepiness for a moment, logged into the Pudu APP, and began to write about the supernatural events that happened during this sprint against his mother-in-law.
[The old woman slid and attacked the young man late at night, and the result was unexpected! ! ]
Write a story, enter a title, and send it out.
Looking at the layers of comments that were attracted in, Pinggong Qianye was in a good mood and seemed to have found the original feeling again.
(End of this chapter)
