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Chapter 2: The system forced me to visit the brothel

No, that's completely wrong. It's 114514% wrong.

"Bu Fan, look, what's this?" Lin Li showed his palm to his deskmate, asking seriously.

"A hand."

"Look closely."

"A pitiful, lonely, solitary hand that has never held a girl's hand, humming with weariness, hating itself for following the wrong master." Bai Bufan thought for a moment, then concluded after careful analysis.

As a special existence with a System, it's normal to disregard human life, so it's understandable that I want to beat Bai Bufan to death, right?

Forget it, suppressing his murderous intent, Lin Li maintained a polite smile: "I'm asking you to look at what's in my hand?"

Bai Bufan leaned in slightly, then looked at Lin Li with a puzzled expression: "A mosquito, what about it?"

"Right! This is just an ordinary mosquito, right!" Lin Li's voice became a little excited.

It's a creature that has nothing to do with a cool and awesome name like Xiao Motian Blood Crow, even from a biological perspective, it's nothing more than an arthropod, an insect, a dipteran, a mosquito!

Lin Li had just studied it for a long time himself; there was nothing unusual about the mosquito's size or body details.

"Actually, it's not entirely ordinary, it died on a hand that has never held a peer's..." After thinking for a moment, the Genius Bai Bufan decided to recite the incantation again.

"Snow Leopard, shut up."

It seemed there was no need to ask the person in front for a tissue. Lin Li, while Bai Bufan wasn't paying attention, wiped his hands on his school uniform, removing the corpse of the Xiao Motian Blood Crow. He felt much better.

The two stopped talking. Lin Li looked out the window, falling silent once more.

Only this time, the excitement that had been covered by disappointment and frustration reappeared in his heart.

Lin Li felt that he might have figured out what was happening.

This System should indeed have been activated and bound after he went to the Immortal Realm, but now there was a BUG, the Transmigration step was skipped, and he was still in modern times.

But the System... this guy seemed to have started running forcibly.

Bad news: The System has a BUG.

Good news: It also runs on a BUG.

There are no Xiao Motian Blood Crows in this world, but the System, which holds the sole official interpretation rights, decided there could be, and so—

Mosquito: I am a mosquito.

System: No, from now on, you are the Xiao Motian Blood Crow that frequently appears and attacks villagers!

Mosquito: So, can I mutate? To possess abilities worthy of this name?

System: Then again...

Lin Li, having understood everything, smiled with relief.

Life truly has its ups and downs, and then more ups, ups, ups, ups.

As long as the rewards can be issued normally, Lin Li doesn't care if the System is running properly.

What's more, in the current situation, compared to a Xiao Motian Blood Crow that he can't see, a mosquito is obviously easier to deal with, right?

This is actually good news; the difficulty of completing the mission has decreased.

Looking at the rewards for this mission, he was about to become Spiritual Qi sensitive, and from then on, he could truly Cultivate in modern times. The era where he was the only one with the Dao was about to arrive!

Heh heh heh heh!

"Why are you smiling so lewdly? Weren't you just depressed? Has it already reached the 'Don't Laugh Challenge' segment?" Bai Bufan turned his head, looking at Lin Li's smile, and chillingly moved his chair a bit to the side.

As an Immortal who was about to attain the Dao, Lin Li naturally wouldn't bother with a mere mortal.

Lin Li was not in a hurry to do the mission.

Because waiting for the loading had already wasted over an hour, and now the evening self-study was about to end. The classroom was much noisier than before, filled with rustling sounds.

Although his seat was by the window, in a low-floor classroom, opening the windows on the non-corridor side on summer nights would lead to class criticism because a large number of insects would be attracted by the light. The first ones to come in might not necessarily be mosquitoes. Currently, there were many unknown moths and small insects clinging to the outside of the window.

It would be better to do the mission after returning home. The mission is not time-limited, so there's no rush right now.

Let's first enjoy the future. Now is fantasy time.

When one person attains the Dao, even their chickens and dogs ascend to heaven. Lin Li, feeling delighted, patted Bai Bufan's shoulder and spoke kindly:

"Bu Fan, as long as you serve me well, I won't let you down.

From now on, if I have a bite of meat to eat, you will still have a sip of soup."

"? What does that meat and soup have to do with me?"

"Because if I have a sip of soup, you'll have a bowl to wash."

"What a generous The official with the surname Lin. The treatment at the Korean international student cafeteria is better than being your dog." Bai Bufan sincerely cupped his hands in admiration.

"Alright then, tomorrow's breakfast, it's on me. I'll bring it to you for free." Lin Li sneered.

"The official with the surname Lin, you have always been my most beloved The official with the surname Lin!" Bai Bufan said sincerely, "Then I won't be polite. Same as always, rice noodle roll with egg."

Nansang Middle School is a boarding school, but Lin Li is a day student.

One thing every day student had to experience was smuggling for their boarding classmates.

The smuggled items included express deliveries, power bank electricity, and breakfast.

The boarding school certainly provided breakfast internally, and the Nansang Middle School cafeteria wasn't bad; at least the food couldn't be used as a weapon in a fight. But as the saying goes, home flowers are never as fragrant as wild ones.

Human potential is endless. Lin Li once, under extreme circumstances, carried breakfast for fourteen people at once. At the school gate, the security guard mistook him for a delivery person and stopped him once.

"Ding dong~ Ding dong dong~" The bell for class dismissal arrived as scheduled, and the sound of chairs scraping immediately filled the classroom. Most students stood up and began to pack their belongings.

Lin Li was eager to return home. After telling his classmates who also wanted him to bring breakfast to contact him directly through Bai Bufan, who had a cell phone, he dashed downstairs.

He found his bicycle at the school gate and embarked on his journey home.

The distance was neither too far nor too close; a leisurely fifteen-minute ride, or just ten minutes if he was in a hurry.

【Killed Xiao Motian Blood Crow (2/10).】

The sudden notification startled Lin Li. He was speeding and almost died because of this distraction. Driving really shouldn't involve the System.

He guessed a mosquito must have been hit and killed by him. He hoped it could Transmigrate to the Immortal Realm and become a true Xiao Motian Blood Crow.

As Lin Li thought this, he suddenly noticed that the System had popped up another message.

Another one killed by him?

Lin Li slowed down and opened the message.

【During the journey of demon slaying, a huge secret has been discovered! Hehuan (Double Happiness) Cultivators are hidden here, taking people's money and absorbing their Yang Qi! Countless Cultivators have had their Dao Heart shattered, lost their wealth, and died because of this. This is an affront to the Dao!

Although your cultivation is insufficient now, you cannot ignore this. You must find a way to eradicate them!

A strategist entering the fray can win half the battle! Insufficient strength is no matter. If the Demon Suppression Division's attention is drawn, this Cultivator's den can be purged!】

【Mission triggered!】

【Mission Two: Enter the fray and purge this Hehuan (Double Happiness) Cultivators' stronghold.】

【Reward: Physique improvement: Charm Resistance increased by 100%, internal Yang Qi concentration increased by 50%; Low-Grade Spirit Stone * 5; system currency * 200.】

"..."

"Huh?"

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