Those who should have come didn't come, and those who shouldn't have left have all left, hehe." Qian Chuan'er said with a wicked smile.
Erhanzi looked at Qian Chuaner in surprise. He didn't quite understand what Qian Chuan was talking about.
In fact, Qian Chuan'er was just in a good mood and was just bluffing.
This sentence comes from a folk joke, which means that a person who doesn't know how to speak offends all the guests who come.
After saying this, Qian Chuan'er and Erhanzi squatted on the ground and looked at Hou Kanshan who was lying on the ground.
"You dead monkey, now you have come to this day. I have disliked you for a long time!" Erhanzi said with relief as he looked at Hou Kanshan who had been drugged.
"Hehe, hey, look at this dead monkey's face, it's so red, doesn't it look like a monkey's butt?" Qian Chuan'er was also amused when he saw Hou Kanshan's expression.
Naturally, neither of them liked Hou Kanshan, but Hou Kanshan had a good relationship with Wang Laomao, and the two of them were latecomers, so their relationship with Hou Kanshan was just like that. Although they didn't like each other, they didn't turn against each other.
But the problem is, no one else at the banquet drank, but Hou Kanshan drank first because he was greedy, and ended up being knocked down. This time he fell into the hands of Qian Chuan'er and Erhanzi. Will they let Hou Kanshan go easily?
"Platoon Leader Wang said that he would wake up if we poured water on him. Where can I get some foot washing water to pour on him?" Erhanzi had his own idea.
In the Northeastern dialect, it is called "蔫伽" (a person with stubborn intentions). Erhanzi was very happy to have such an opportunity to use his power for personal gain and deal with Hou Kanshan.
Before leaving, Wang Laomao said that if you want to wake up the person who drank the Mongolian medicine, you have to spray him with water.
In fact, Erhanzi also knows something about this principle, after all, this is what is said in folk legends.
So, the thought of spraying Erhanzi with water reminded him of foot washing water.
Erhazi is strong and sturdy, and he can eat and drink a lot. His feet are extremely smelly, so he came up with this idea.
"How can that be possible?" Qian Chuan'er objected.
"No?" Erhanzi said regretfully.
He thought Qian Chuan'er didn't agree with his awful behavior, so he said, "How about I spit on his monkey ass and wake him up?"
Since Qian Chuan'er didn't allow him to use the foot washing water to splash water on Hou Kanshan, then spitting a few times on Hou Kanshan's face would also make him feel better.
It's said that Erhanzi is an honest man. This is the only way an honest man can come up with to take revenge.
But Qian Chuan'er shook his head and laughed, "Save your spit, I have a better idea!"
"What's your plan?" Erhanzi asked.
"Come closer and listen!" Qian Chuan'er laughed.
When Erhanzi really put his ear close to Qianchuaner's mouth, he began to smile as Qianchuaner told his story.
Speaking of Erhanzi, he really listens to Qianchuaner. When he was a child at home, even Erhanzi's father was not as useful as Qianchuaner!
Erhanzi got Qian Chuan'er's trick and took a bowl from the table which was already littered with cups and plates.
They did capture all the bandits, but they were very hungry and couldn't not eat. Fortunately, they were all soldiers at the time, and the military situation was urgent, so eating required speed. In just five minutes, everyone finished their meal.
Erhanzi ran out with the bowl in his hand. After a while, he came back, but he was holding the bowl in one hand and pinching his nose with the other.
"Did anyone notice?" Qian Chuan'er asked.
"There was no one there, but an old woman just came out at that time. She saw me running in and was probably scared!" Erhanzi answered naively.
"Okay. Pinch your nose and pour it in!" Qian Chuan'er said, but then Qian Chuan'er started yelling again: "You're pinching your own nose? You're pinching the monkey's nose!"
"Oh," Erhanzi followed suit and really reached out and pinched the nose of Hou Kanshan, who was already unconscious.
The nose is definitely a human respiratory organ. According to scientific research, although the mouth can also play a role in breathing, it can only be called an auxiliary respiratory organ.
What does this mean? It means that when a person cannot breathe through his nose, he will open his mouth wide to inhale oxygen.
Although Hou Kanshan was now poisoned by the knockout drug and was unconscious, his physiological instinct still existed.
Erhanzi just pinched Hou Kanshan's nostrils for a moment, and Hou Kanshan's mouth opened. At this time, Qian Chuaner next to him poured the thick, foul-smelling soup-like substance in the bowl into Hou Kanshan's mouth!
At the same time, in another room, the old man who had become a prisoner was handing a packet of medicine noodles to Chen Hanwen.
"Just take it with water." The old man still had a smile on his face but he couldn't hide the uneasiness in his heart.
"You don't have to tell me this, I've used this thing too!" Old Huo said with a sneer.
Chen Hanwen took the paper bag and went out of the house. He just pushed open a door, walked about ten steps, and opened another door, and he entered the dining room.
But at this moment, Chen Hanwen was surprised to find that Hou Kaishan had woken up, but was squatting on the ground and vomiting!
Speaking of people vomiting, everyone has seen this situation, especially those who have drunk too much. What comes out of their stomachs are all disgusting things.
Isn't it filthy that something comes out from where it shouldn't come out?
Chen Hanwen was not an ignorant person, but he found that what Hou Kanshan vomited was different from what others vomited when they drank too much!
It was because Chen Hanwen saw that what Hou Kanshan vomited was really disgusting, it was so smelly and pungent that it made people feel like vomiting!
Moreover, he had never seen anyone vomit something like this after drinking!
Would a drunk person vomit that yellow stuff? That doesn't make sense. According to the human body structure, it doesn't seem to be at that point yet. People can only vomit out the contents of their stomachs, so how can they vomit out their intestines?
"Erhanzi, go get some water and rinse the medicine in this bowl again. Let Monkey Brother drink it all. Don't waste this antidote!" Qian Chuaner said seriously beside him.
"Yes, sir!" Erhanzi drew out the words and ran out with a bowl in his hand. Just when he passed by Chen Hanwen, Chen Hanwen smelled a foul (nè) stinky odor coming from the bowl!
Chen Hanwen had a bad association, and he glanced at Hou Kanshan who was still sticking his butt out and vomiting on the ground.
At this time, the water that the mountain spews out is bitter.
Anyone who has drunk too much alcohol and vomited uncontrollably has had this experience. After you have vomited out everything in your stomach and there is no food left, all you can vomit out is bitter water, and you may even vomit out bile!
What's more, Hou Hanshan hadn't eaten anything in the first place. He just drank a cup of white wine out of greed, and then he was given the drug. What could be in his stomach?
Seeing Qian Chuan'er's face full of concern, Chen Hanwen couldn't help but whisper, "Qian Chuan'er, what antidote did you give him that actually detoxified the knockout drug?"
Qian Chuan'er replied seriously, "Put licorice powder in a bamboo tube, plug the two ends with bamboo, and soak it in a jar in winter. Take it out at the beginning of spring, hang it in the shade to dry, break the bamboo to get the grass, dry it in the sun and use it. That's why it is called Zhonghuang."
Before Qian Chuan'er could finish his serious words, Chen Hanwen glared at Qian Chuan'er fiercely, then he stuffed the antidote he got from the old man into Qian Chuan'er's hand, turned around and walked out.
He had to go out. If he didn't go out, he would feel like vomiting!
