Chapter 162: Nonsense, but it just happened to happen [ask for monthly ticket]
"You don't know, but this wizard knows."
Qingyu lazily lay on the lazy chair and said in a sloppy tone.
Xiao Wu felt unconvinced...
"Master, do you know? Then tell me quickly, when are we expected to set off?"
"Now that both sides are at war, your master won't get involved." Qingyu supported his chin with his hand and said lightly.
"Tsk, Master, I really thought you knew." Xiao Wu just stood up and sat down again.
Qingyu rolled his eyes at him.
"What do you know, kid? You said you've been with me for a few years, how come you still don't know anything?"
"The war is intense right now. If we go there, we will just be cannon fodder. We have to find her without anyone noticing."
Seeing Xiao Wu's curious face, Qingyu immediately said seriously: "No, let's go and see the bird and beast now. We have to do something with it first." Before Xiao Wu could react, Qingyu went out.
"Hey, Master, Master, wait for me..." Xiao Wu hurriedly followed.
As soon as he entered the mine, Qingyu felt an inexplicable eerie feeling.
He tightened his clothes and found that there were many dark caves here. The cave entrances were deep and the defenses around them were very lax. More than a dozen guards were sitting cross-legged not far from the cave entrances.
Not far away, the bird and beast stood listlessly on a branch in a daze.
Qingyu waved his arm, picked up flowers and leaves, and shot it lightly...
With a "thump", the bird fell to the ground, and its whole body went limp.
Qingyu hurriedly picked it up, but saw that its eyes were dull...
"Master, I'm here as your disciple. The Prime Minister is not here?" The little witch looked around curiously.
"Come here and pry open its eyes." Qingyu ordered hurriedly.
Xiao Wu squatted down and gently pried open its eyelids: "Master, this guy is completely unconscious."
Qingyu frowned and looked left and right, as if he was trying to confirm something...
"Strange, it is said that the eyes of this kind of bird and beast are very unique. There are two eyeballs in each of its eyes, for a total of four eyeballs! Why does it look normal to me?" Xiao Wu looked at it curiously.
Qingyu glanced at him and said bluntly: "From your perspective, you are not a good student."
"Everyone says that I am gifted. Master, didn't you say that too?" The little witch smiled embarrassedly.
Qingyu ignored him, pried open the bird's eyelids and looked at it for a while, then suddenly reached out his hand slowly.
For a moment, a mist-like heat appeared in his palm, and this heat went straight into the head of the bird. After a while, the head of the bird emitted an extremely dazzling light, and in the center of this light, scenes appeared...
The images contain people and objects that birds and animals have seen in their minds.
The two women who appeared the most were actually two women, both of whom had extremely beautiful figures, rare in the world. But their faces were different, one was incredibly ugly, the other was stunningly beautiful, but looking at them, one always felt that they were the same person.
"Master, I didn't expect this bird also likes to look at beautiful women, but it actually likes to look at ugly women..."
Xiao Wu couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Qingyu Mingshen gathered his spiritual energy and looked at him with regret.
"Do you know what this bird is?"
The little witch rubbed his hair, scratched his head for a while, and didn't answer a word... He just said casually, "Master, anyway, this guy is a kind of divine bird."
"What you said is the same as not answering at all." Qingyu snorted coldly.
"This is not an ordinary divine bird. It is the Golden Crow, the king of all birds. It only recognizes one master in its entire life."
"Although this creature looks a bit strange, it is a divine bird that can ward off evil spirits. It is very powerful and can drive away wild beasts and monsters! The most important thing is that it is a beast that loves money. If you have it, it means that you have endless wealth..."
Xiao Wu opened his eyes wide and swallowed. "Master, let's send it, send it."
"That's not right, Master. There were two women in the video just now?"
Qingyu almost couldn't catch his breath: "You, you, you don't look like my apprentice at all, you are so stupid, have you ever thought that these two women might be the same person?"
"This is even more wrong, Master. One person can't have two faces?" Xiao Wu said seriously.
"Shut up and take this Golden Crow away quickly." Qingyu sighed heavily, flicked his sleeves and walked out.
"Oh, the master is angry again."
The little witch was a little confused, but he still picked up the bird and beast and quickly followed.
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"What?" Ming Yan stood up quickly.
Hai Xing'er was startled and immediately handed him the letter.
"Overcome all difficulties and remove the firewood from under the cauldron." These eight words were like a bolt of lightning that struck him.
Ming Yan's brows were already furrowed, but he said nonchalantly, "There are too many things that make him sad, why should he let them go?"
"Master Jiumen, you know the principle of 'playing the long game to catch the big fish', right? In other words, 'the higher you praise someone, the harder they will fall', you should understand that, right?" Hai Xing'er said slowly.
Ming Yan's expression changed slightly and he looked at her impatiently.
“Is this your attitude towards cooperation with this Lord?”
"What I hold in my hand is Inga's princess seal, not your monarch seal... Do I need to explain this to you clearly?"
Hai Xing'er's face turned red and white, and she said coquettishly, "Well, you and I were once in a relationship, and people also say that a husband and wife will be grateful to each other for a hundred days. Sect Master, please be nicer to me."
Seeing Hai Xing'er with red lips and delicate makeup, leaning against him charmingly...
The coldness on Mingyan's face was much less.
Seeing that this trick worked, Hai Xing'er became even more charming, and in a blink of an eye, the two of them were entangled together...
"What are you looking at, you idiot? Hurry up and leave. Are you waiting to get beaten?" The jailer spat at Wuhen and cursed him in a foul language.
Wuhen scratched his head, looking away at a loss, and stared blankly ahead...
"You're looking for death. How dare you bully a stupid boy." Wuyi, who was hiding nearby, was extremely angry.
Before he could make a move, he saw the jailer suddenly cover his ears and let out a howling sound like a pig being slaughtered.
"Sister Wuyi, how was my move?" Leng Yu asked excitedly, running over with the flying knife in his hand.
I……
Unintentionally confused...
"Leng Yu, is that the flying knife you used?"
"Yes, didn't you teach me 'Lazy Man Killing Pigs' a few days ago?
"What? I..." Wuyi was speechless for a moment.
It turned out that after getting separated from their master in the Yingan Cave that day, Wuyi and Lengyu were left alone.
Along the way, this cold jade girl always felt that her martial arts were not good enough, which caused her master to run into trouble everywhere. So, she begged Wuyi to teach her how to use hidden weapons, saying that she would protect her master well in the future...
Unable to persuade her, he gave her some random instructions and randomly named it "Lazy Man Killing Pigs"... He didn't expect that this girl had actually been practicing hard. The most important thing was that she used this move to cut the jailer's ear just now.
The more I thought about it, the more incredible it seemed. I hummed twice in a guilty conscience and smiled a little reluctantly...
Wuyi: I just made up a move and you can practice it successfully... If I taught you real kung fu, wouldn’t you be the best in the world?
(End of this chapter)
