Chapter 411 @Starving to death, takeaway, the immortal makes a nest and catches more and more
At noon.
Shi Sang turned on the live broadcast.
[Hey, why is the host’s mouth swollen? 】
[Is it spicy? I am also allergic to chili peppers. When I eat spicy food, my mouth becomes red and swollen, as if someone has eaten it. 】
[I learned it~ From now on, if you want to pretend to be dating, eat chili peppers hehehe. 】
[Looking at it this way, everyone has no one, so that’s good, I can rest assured. 】
Shi Sang silently opened the lottery, and three destined people appeared quickly today, namely "starving to death", "turtle stewed with a thousand-year-old tortoise", and "seven bowls of rice per meal".
Sang asked without waiting.
The first person who was destined to apply was the first to apply for Lianmai.
Toki Sang nodded in agreement.
A young girl appears in the camera. From her background, it can be seen that she is staying in a wild tent.
The girl covered her face in excitement, with stars in her eyes: "Ah ah ah, I can be the first to win the lucky bag. This is my partner's mobile phone. My partner must be jealous of me. Who told him to go fishing by the river? I can only give you today’s happiness. I’ll take a photo and send it to Moments!”
【Play me? 】
[I had the same reaction as someone destined to get an idol’s autograph. 】
Shi Sang waited quietly for someone to post to Moments on his mobile phone before saying, "Bao Yuke, what do you want to do?"
Bao Yuke shook her head in confusion: "I have money and a boyfriend. I just graduated last year and my parents have found a job for me. I don't have anything to settle on."
Her life has far surpassed that of many people. Although it is a life that can be seen at a glance, it is true that it is ordinary. Like most people, she thinks very broadly.
The real-name system is enabled in the live broadcast room.
【I admire you very much. 】
[What kind of lucky bag do you want to draw if you don’t think about it? Can’t you just give the lucky bag to someone who needs it more? 】
[According to my experience, usually those who are destined to have no intention of calculating will eventually ask the anchor to calculate. 】
[Sweet girl, think twice! 】
Shi Sang reminded: "Don't you want to calculate when your boyfriend can stop fishing."
Bao Yuke was silent.
When it comes to her boyfriend's love for fishing, she really has a lot to say.
When they first fell in love, she didn't know that her boyfriend loved fishing so much that he would spend all his time forgetting to eat and sleep. She really didn't understand what was so good about catching this fish!
But she also believes that fishing is just a hobby and a trivial matter, and there is no need to talk about it.
The ambivalence made her almost schizophrenic.
Bao Yuke said feebly: "You will never guess that he proposed to me by the river, using an eighteen-pound six-tael crucian carp he caught. If he can stop fishing in the future, I will marry him immediately Get the certificate.”
【Eighteen pounds of fish! ? Your boyfriend really deserves help! Ah ah ah, I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it! 】
[The man upstairs went crazy, dragged him out and beheaded him. 】
[They are all accurate to two, it seems to be true. 】
[The highest etiquette for a fisherman! 】
[Believe me, your boyfriend really loves you. 】
[No matter what, you can leave the tent and support him in fishing, which means you love him very much. 】
Shi Sang calculated with his fingers: "After today, your boyfriend will have a psychological shadow and will no longer go fishing."
Bao Yuke said speechlessly: "He fishes once a day, and if he has time, he can fish twice a day. Even if he doesn't catch any fish, he will bring something else home. I'm really grateful."
[The newly grown head almost made me laugh. 】
[Haha, my cheek hurts! Haha! 】
[If there are fish to fish, if there are no fish to steal chickens, if there are no chickens to steal peaches, the fishing guys will never be in the air force! 】
[Where is the king's law? Where is the law of heaven? Where is the location? 】
Shi Sang raised his eyebrows lightly: "Don't you believe that your boyfriend won't go fishing again after today?"
Bao Yuke's face was full of disbelief: "Yes, it's not that I don't believe you, I don't believe him."
For a person who would sleep and forget to eat just for fish, she could not imagine any psychological shadow that would cause people to stop fishing.
Shi Sang smiled meaningfully: "You will know if you go and take a look now."
Bao Yuke climbed out of the tent hesitantly and walked towards where her boyfriend was. The sun is very strong, which can dry out your skin and cause serious dehydration over time. However, the locust tree where your boyfriend is sitting is unusually cold, as if there is a three-dimensional air conditioner there.
Bao Yuke pointed the camera at the water. Her shortsightedness prevented her from seeing clearly what was floating in the water.
When his boyfriend heard the footsteps, he opened his eyes, opened the folding chair, and motioned for Bao Yuke to sit next to him: "Are you awake? Sit here quickly. I just made a nest. I will definitely gain something today."
Bao Yuke sat down and said, "What's floating near your fishhook? Is it a weed?"
The boyfriend looked along Bao Yuke's hand toward the water, and then saw long black hair like algae, followed by the curled bone claws next to the long hair.
He wanted to scream, but lost his voice out of fear.
Bao Yuke was still curious. She held up her mobile phone and approached the water. Her boyfriend held her waist to prevent her from getting closer.
Shi Sang said at the right time: "Nothing, just a half-giant and half-bone corpse."
Bao Yuke: "!?"
[Take the anchor knife and drag it aside, don't scare the nest! 】
[The destined boyfriend: Don’t move, I made the nest. 】
[There is something in this nest material of yours. 】
[It’s also a meat dumpling. 】
[The immortal makes a nest, and the more he catches, the more he catches. 】
[Move away quickly, don’t scare our fish. 】
Bao Yuke grabbed her boyfriend's hand, and the two of them stepped back together and moved behind the locust tree.
The boyfriend was finally able to speak out: "Corpse, I just wanted to say it was a corpse."
He was scared again and again. Looking back, the distance between the body and him was less than two meters.
Boyfriend: "Report, report!"
Bao Yuke hugged her boyfriend: "I'm hugging you."
Boyfriend: "Report J!"
Bao Yuke: "..."
The terrifying atmosphere was suddenly reduced by half.
[Hahaha, I laughed. 】
[It’s hard not to laugh in such a tense atmosphere. 】
[Speaking of which, why is half of the corpse white bones and half looking like a giant? Isn't this normal? 】
[The presence of corpses is abnormal in itself! 】
Shi Sang explained: "It was supposed to show the view of giants, but half of them were eaten by the murderer. I would like to remind everyone not to eat people. This is very rude to the corpse."
As soon as these words came out, not only Bao Yuke and her boyfriend were stunned, but the water friends were even more surprised.
【eat? Is that what I understand as eating? 】
[Wait a minute, is this a question of politeness? ? 】
[Then before you eat, ask if you can eat it. If the other person doesn’t refuse, that’s their acquiescence. [dog head]]
【This is very punishing. 】
【Very rude. 】
【We are not such casual people. 】
The boyfriend quickly calmed down. He looked at his girlfriend and then at the live broadcast on his girlfriend’s phone. He felt that something was a little strange. He popped his head out from behind the tree. He wanted to confirm whether the body was really a corpse and whether it was his. In order to prevent him from fishing, his girlfriend specially found an "actor".
It doesn't matter if you look at it.
He noticed that the body was getting closer to them.
The boyfriend grabbed his girlfriend's hand and retreated: "The body has moved, get out of here first!"
Bao Yuke did not doubt that he was there, thinking that the waves had carried the body. Every few steps they took, her boyfriend stopped, turned around and ran back. It was obvious that he had not forgotten his fishing gear.
Bao Yuke was so angry that she stamped her feet: "What time has it been? Can you stop caring about your things!?"
[Sorry, it's immoral, but it's funny. 】
[If you fight so hard, you don’t want to die? 】
[Boyfriend: I know you are excited, but don’t get excited yet. Fishing gear is as important as my life! 】
