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Chapter 179: Page 179

[Hawkeye Shirou Emiya was wearing sunglasses and looking at Loki, wondering whether he should shoot an arrow at Loki's butt before he left. After this dangerous thought came out of Hawkeye Shirou Emiya's mind, it was a little difficult to suppress. Loki also felt as if his butt was being stared at by a malicious force. He looked up and saw Hawkeye Shirou Emiya smiling at him.]

【"I'm leaving. Goodbye everyone."】

[Thor said to everyone, and then handed one end of the crude teleportation device to Loki, who took it obediently. Then Thor and Loki twisted the two ends of the crude teleportation device at the same time, and then the Cosmic Cube burst out with a faint blue light that wrapped Thor and Loki up. Then Thor and Loki disappeared and teleported back to the Asgard.]

[“Goodbye, although we had a little conflict before, you are a very good hero.”]

[Captain Rogers said goodbye to Zhuge Cong. Zhuge Cong took off his sunglasses when he heard Rogers' praise, patted Captain Rogers and said.]

[“You’re not bad. I thought you were an antique before, but now it seems you’re a work of art from the new century.”]

[After saying goodbye to Zhuge Cong, Captain Rogers also said goodbye to everyone else one by one and then got on his motorcycle. Hawkeye Emiya Shirou and Black Widow Vermouth got on the motorcycle and left. Hawkeye Emiya Shirou was going home to take a break to take care of the children, while Black Widow Vermouth took a ride with Emiya Shirou.]

[“My car only has two slots, so…”]

[Zhuge Cong looked at Hikigaya Hachiman, Kiritani Kazuto, and Ishigami Senku and said. ]

[“I understand, I understand. I’ll just take a taxi. Let’s share a car.”]

[Hikigaya Hachiman told Ishigami Senku that he thought Zhuge Cong was supposed to send Kiritani Kazuto away, but as for Spider-Man, he was still a student and left early.]

[“No, I want to take Ishigami Senku with me. Ishigami Senku has no place to live, and his original house was also confiscated, so now it just happens that it’s a good place, so you know, please take Kiriya Kazuto with you, although I feel that Kiriya Kazuto doesn’t need you to send him.”]

[Zhuge Cong said to Hikigaya Hachiman. Hikigaya Hachiman was stunned for a moment after hearing Zhuge Cong's words. Kiritani Kazuto, who was standing by, could walk on his own but declined the offer. When Hikigaya Hachiman was about to say something else, he saw Yuuki Asuna driving a car and stopping in front of them with a very cool drifting skill. After stopping the car, Yuuki Asuna opened the passenger door and said hello to Zhuge Cong and the others.]

【“Well, I’ll be leaving first. Goodbye.”】

[Kiritani Kazuto said as he got on the passenger seat. Then, under the somewhat envious gaze of Hikigaya Hachiman, Kiritani Kazuto sat in the passenger seat of Yuuki Asuna's luxury car and left in style.]

[“Can I help you call Yukinoshita and ask her to drive over to pick you up?”]

[Zhuge Cong couldn't hold back his laughter as he looked at Hikigaya Hachiman's dejected back, but he still managed to hold back his smile and said to him.]

[“No, no, I’ll take a taxi. Yes, I’ll take a taxi. I’ll leave first.”]

[Hikigaya Hachiman's mouth twitched. It seemed that he had no choice but to take a taxi alone. The only good thing was that his vacation should be able to go on smoothly again. He hoped that it would go on smoothly.]

[“Let’s go. We need to take a good rest from now on.”]

[“Everyone inside you is having a great time, not this time.”]

[Zhuge Cong said to Ishigami Senku after getting on the car. ]

[“It was a great experience. It would have been perfect if we could have taken the elevator at the end.”]

[As Zhuge Cong's car disappeared into the sunset and entered the traffic, the light curtain also dimmed. ]

"It's over. This should be the longest light curtain."

"It's almost time for the Easter egg segment. I have a feeling this Easter egg segment will be very exciting and explosive. Maybe I'll appear again."

Sato Kazuma spoke in a tone of an old man who was in a hurry to go to the set, and Sato Kazuma's words were undoubtedly despised by Zhuge Cong and others. However, others also thought that Sato Kazuma's words that this easter egg would be very exciting.

"I'm more curious about the barbecue restaurant."

Zhuge Cong said that he was very curious about the barbecue restaurant that could control a large area and produce a silencing effect, and he really wanted to go offline to taste it if possible.

As soon as Zhuge Cong finished speaking, the light curtain lit up, and it was the barbecue restaurant that Zhuge Cong had just mentioned that could produce a large-scale silencing effect.

[Inside a barbecue restaurant, because of the invasion of the Chita army, all the glass and other fragile items in the barbecue restaurant were broken into pieces and fell to the ground. The tables and chairs in the store were also tilted. In addition, the plaque with the words "Special Offer" was also hung crookedly on the wall. A staff member was cleaning there, and the boss who was also the chef was concentrating on doing his own work. It seemed that the Avengers sitting there were just a group of ordinary people. However, without the identity of heroes, they were indeed just a group of ordinary people, except for a certain blond hunk. ]

【The Avengers were sitting at the big table in the middle of the barbecue restaurant, but everyone looked a little uncomfortable. Hawkeye Shirou Emiya looked down at the barbecue in his hand and stopped eating after taking a bite. For him, who is a skilled cook, this barbecue tasted a little uncomfortable, but he couldn't waste food.】

[Thunder God of Thunder was eating barbecue with big mouthfuls but he didn't look very happy. Black Widow Vermouth also picked up a piece of barbecue as if she had made a huge decision. Hikigaya Hachiman ate while watching Zhuge Cong eat. If Zhuge Cong dared to spit it out, he would... spit it out too.]

[Zhuge Cong was eating barbecue and wondering if he had made a stupid decision. The taste of the barbecue in this restaurant was incredible. It wasn't unpalatable, but weird.]

[Kiritani Kazuto was eating barbecue and thought of the food made by Yuuki Asuna. He suddenly felt very happy. Spider-Man Nohara Shinnosuke, who had not left yet, was also eating in silence. In his heart, he thought of the barbecue as a Chita army and forced himself to eat it. He didn't want to leave a bad impression.]

[Ishigami Senku felt that if he ate any more, the Hulk would pop out and smash this store.]

【Captain Rogers admires the taste of people today. 】

[It should have been a joyous celebration dinner, with people laughing and talking about how everyone performed during the battle and what embarrassing thing that guy did, but this dinner was surprisingly silent.]

“I found the barbecue restaurant.”

When Sato Kazuma saw the content on the light screen, he also noticed the storefront of the barbecue restaurant. Sato Kazuma also made a tentative search, and he actually found it. The location was almost the same as the barbecue restaurant where the Avengers ate.

"Why do you want to go? The light curtain has already tested it for you and it tastes terrible. Do you still want to go?"

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Sato Kazuma's excited look and said that seeing how uncomfortable he looked while eating through the light curtain, Hikigaya Hachiman wouldn't want to eat.

"Of course you don't want to go, but netizens are all very enthusiastic about going there to eat. Even if it tastes terrible, they still want to experience it and feel what it's like to eat barbecue that makes superheroes speechless."

"We have done some very effective advertising for free. It's priceless. Even if the food is terrible, it will be regarded as a famous check-in spot."

Zhuge Cong took over Sato Kazuma's words and said that the advertising effect of superheroes is much stronger than those of celebrities. If it was before, they might be able to compete with them, but after all these alliances ended, it would probably be a bit difficult to compete with superheroes in terms of advertising effectiveness.

"You can check it out yourself on the Internet. This store has become a hot topic now."

After listening to what Sato Kazuma said, Hikigaya Hachiman took out his mobile phone to check, and sure enough, he saw that this barbecue restaurant called Shawarma directly made it to the top five hot searches, "The Barbecue Restaurant That Silences Superheroes". Hikigaya Hachiman was also speechless when he saw the title, but he has to say that this title is indeed very creative.

The Born Evil BBQ Alien: Humph, the Chitauri are not even close to my BBQ shop. I just silenced the superheroes.

Calling out some dude here: Without further ado, I’ve arrived and I’m going to review what it’s like to run a silent barbecue for superheroes.

Carrying a knife and an umbrella on a rainy night: I'm so envious. If it wasn't several districts away, I would have to go to that barbecue restaurant to eat there once. Even if it's really disgusting, I would still try it to see how disgusting it has to be to silence the superheroes.

Maowang Niu Ru: Are you sure it is the barbecue restaurant behind the light curtain? You know it’s been a long time.

Xiao Xu: It should be. After all, the light curtain did not say the specific location, only that it was two streets away. And there is only this barbecue restaurant two streets away from the bridge. However, the current owner of the barbecue restaurant is not as old as he looks in the light curtain. He is still a relatively young guy.

Big Eyebrows: Wow, another one who went directly to the barbecue restaurant, right? Yeah, I went there too, so it’s okay then.

Ai Xialu: Amenos, why am I so far away?

Takeda Hiromi: I've arrived, and the line is ridiculously long.

Hikigaya Hachiman silently put away his phone, and then saw Sato Kazuma packing up his things and preparing to put on the Deadpool mask.

"What do you want to do?"

"Hmm? Isn't school over? I'm going to that barbecue restaurant, and then, I'm going to do a live broadcast (with great emotion)."

"Start a live broadcast?"

Hikigaya Hachiman didn't know what Sato Kazuma was doing and why he suddenly started a live broadcast.

"Don't you know, Sato Kazuma has been in a playful mood lately. He likes to wear his Deadpool mask and run around doing live broadcasts during the day, and connect with young ladies at night."

Zhuge Cong looked at Sato Kazuma with an expression as if to say, "How could you not know such a big thing?"

"Wait, that means the guy I saw outside last time wasn't someone else cosplaying as you."

Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly remembered something and looked incredulous, then he came to his senses and thought that if it was Satou Kazuma, then everything would be fine.

"Last time, that time?"

Zhuge Cong watched every performance of Sato Kazuma, and he should have seen the one mentioned by Hikigaya Hachiman.

"Look, I took a picture."

Hikigaya Hachiman said this while holding out his cell phone to show Zhuge Cong the photos he had taken.

"puff."

Zhuge Cong couldn't help laughing when he saw the photo. Well, he didn't know this, and Zhuge Cong also knew that it shouldn't have been done by Sato Kazuma. After all, no matter how evil and immoral Sato Kazuma was, he had a flexible moral bottom line, but he wouldn't do such a thing.

"What picture?"

Sato Kazuma looked at Zhuge Cong's twitching smile and came closer curiously. As soon as he saw the photo, Sato Kazuma's face turned dark.

The photo shows a naked guy, whose crotch has been manually blurred out by Hikigaya Hachiman. If it were just that, it would be fine, but this bastard is wearing Deadpool's mask.

A guy wearing a Deadpool mask was clinging to the underside of the air conditioner, and there was an angry man at the window. It must be said that this location was very hidden and there were few people around so he would not be discovered. Moreover, the cheating guy was really strong. He let himself hang under the air conditioner like this, but he was still seen and photographed by Hikigaya Hachiman. If it weren't for the guilty feeling of being caught cheating, Sato Kazuma estimated that this guy would have beaten up the original owner.

If someone saw and took a picture of it, Sato Kazuma had already imagined how his reputation would be damaged.

"You did this too?"

Hikigaya Hachiman showed a very nasty smile and said to Sato Kazuma. Zhuge Cong looked at Hikigaya Hachiman's nasty expression. Coupled with the fact that Hikigaya Hachiman himself was a dark handsome guy, Zhuge Cong felt that Hikigaya Hachiman looked particularly evil. The next second, even if Hikigaya Hachiman said to Sato Kazuma.

“Kazuma, you don’t want others to see this photo, do you?”

Zhuge Cong would not feel any surprise either.

"How is it possible? This person is obviously not me!"

"You said he's not you?"

Zhuge Cong suddenly said from the side.

296: Zhuge Cong: Ultron version of Scorpion?

"This isn't me."

Sato Kazuma pointed at the naked man in Hikigaya Hachiman's phone and said.

"You said he's not you?"

"How could it be me?"

"I won't tease you anymore."

Zhuge Cong saw Sato Kazuma's look that said, "If you make me angry again, I'm going to bite you."

[In the dim starry sky, there was a strangely shaped rock platform that looked like it had been deliberately polished. The shape of the rock platform was like a giant's palm, and the voice of the alien who had talked to Loki at the beginning rang out from the center of the rock's palm. However, this voice did not have the arrogance that it had when it first talked to Loki. Instead, it spoke in a very humble tone, like a servant serving his master.]

[This is not an ordinary rock platform but a mount for Thanos, a floating throne equipped with offensive weapons and capable of traveling across the galaxy]

[“Human beings are not as weak and humble as he says.”]

[“They stick to their homes and cannot be controlled or ruled.”]

[“To be their enemy is to seek death.”]

[The scene zooms in and shows the alien kneeling in the center of the rock palm. The outside looks like rock, but the inside is an unknown metal. The dark purple metal looks particularly mysterious. The originally arrogant alien is also kneeling behind a throne, reporting to the "king" sitting on the throne.]

"Is he the real villain behind the scenes?"

Ye Ying, the powerful shadow man, felt somewhat indescribably involved when watching this scene. He liked this kind of action of controlling everything behind the scenes. However, compared to being the big villain behind the scenes, Ye Ying preferred a stance different from that of heroes and villains but rather a neutral stance, letting the heroes and villains in the light while he controlled the script secretly.

only.......

Ye Ying clenched his fists, feeling powerless, so powerless. Looking at the most ordinary people in the Avengers, Ye Ying didn't think he could last a few rounds against them.

Hawkeye Shirou Emiya's incredible observation and archery skills. Captain Rogers was injected with drugs, and so was Black Widow Vermouth. When you think about it this way, it seems that only Hawkeye Shirou Emiya has no external support, but his personal talent and ability are too terrifying.

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"Is this the real mastermind behind the Chirita? I didn't expect this guy to have such a positive opinion of Earthlings."

Lupin III looked at the guy's summary of the earthlings in the light curtain and said, Lupin III originally thought that this alien would add some bad labels to the earthlings, but he didn't expect it to be quite positive. However, this will probably only increase the hostility of the mastermind towards the earth. It is estimated that the next time this guy invades the earth, the intensity will only be increased.

Oh, that's not right. Now that the Cosmic Cube is no longer on Earth, if there is a fight, it will go to Asgard, the hometown of Thor. That guy shouldn't set his sights on Earth again. But we can't rule out the idea of ​​wanting to get back at him after being defeated on Earth once.

"Ah~ It's really a fight between gods, and mortals suffer."

Lupin III sighed helplessly. Although the light screen mainly showed the Avengers' successful fight against the Chita army, it also indirectly showed how powerless ordinary people were in this war and could only be slaughtered.

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"Are we Earthlings so powerful? Going against Earthlings is courting death."

"This evaluation is really, one hundred percent, hard to accept."

Looking at the last words of the alien Lao Deng in the light curtain, Ishigami Senku was a little uncomfortable. The victory over your vanguard army was exaggerated as if they had chased the Chirita from the Earth to their home planet, and turned the Chirita's invasion of the Earth into a battle to defend their home planet.

"Is this probably an exaggeration to try to escape the consequences of his defeat or does he have other plans?"

[The man on the throne stood up after hearing his subordinates' report. The alien immediately lowered his head after discovering that his master had stood up. Then the mastermind sitting on the throne slowly turned his head, allowing people to see his face.]

[The deep purple face looked as if he was wearing a mysterious veil in the dim universe. His skin was like rock, and his chin had huge vertical lines as if they were carefully carved out with a sharp blade. His eyes were heterochromatic, one azure blue and the other a strange purple. His upper body was wearing dazzling golden armor. Even in the dim universe, the golden armor on his body was so dazzling. After hearing the report from his subordinates, Thanos seemed to have heard something very interesting, and showed an inscrutable smile, as if he had found a very good toy.]

"Ugh."

The smile that Thanos gave to Kiyotaka Ayanokouji at the end was like a cat that had discovered a mouse. He did not intend to eat it directly, but planned to wait until the mouse was exhausted and unable to resist after being fooled by him, with a look of despair on its face, and then he would eat the mouse in one bite.

The Chita people and the guy in front of him are obviously not from the same species on the same planet, otherwise the gap is too big, unless they are mutated.

Therefore, the Chita army is just a force in front of us. There may be more powerful forces behind them. And the next time they invade the earth, it will be another army that is stronger than the Chita army and has more advanced weapons and equipment.

"Is there anything on Earth worth plundering? The Cosmic Cube has been taken away by Thor. As for resources, it's not worth it. It's not cost-effective to capture all the Earthlings as slaves. The cost of raising an Earthling slave is not proportional to the subsequent profit. It's not very realistic. As for revenge, it's possible, etc."

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