[“Fuck.”]
[Sato Kazuma looked through the wound and saw the motorcyclist turning around and shot him directly.]
[“Ten, go to hell with you, you’re going to let Kazuma get shot, right?”]
[Sato Kazuma was shot in the heart by the motorcycle, and he fell off the motorcycle instantly.]
[“Nine, you want to gank Deadpool with a sneak attack, right?”]
[Just after I got rid of the motorcyclist Sato Kazuma, I saw the sneaky guy with the dog and shot him directly. 】
[Then Sato Kazuma looked at the other person closest to him and rushed over at full speed.]
[That person also fired at Sato Kazuma but didn't even hit the edge of Sato Kazuma, achieving a perfect human body outline.]
"Hey, Deadpool was just like you, he just missed every shot and dodged them all."
Inoue Takina watched Sato Kazuma dodge bullets and remembered that Nishiki Chitsuka had done the same thing before.
"Hehehe, it seems that I also have the qualifications to be a superhero."
Nishiki Chitsugu said with a smile.
[After the guy finished shooting, he immediately changed the magazine and stepped directly on the hood of the car to launch a surprise attack on Sato Kazuma.]
[As a result, he saw Sato Kazuma in a seductive pose, holding a gun, as if she had expected him to come. ]
[“8, the eighth one is you, hehe.”]
[After Sato Kazuma killed this guy with one shot, he also looked at the guy who was about to throw a grenade in the distance. ]
【"seven."】
[The grenade that was hit by the gun exploded instantly, killing two people and destroying the vehicle. ]
[“As we all know, Earth OL has the most realistic physics engine, so be careful when throwing grenades.”]
[Just as Sato Kazuma struck a very showy pose, as if he was about to be executed, another person jumped out from behind and shot Sato Kazuma several times.]
【"ah!"】
[Sato Kazuma screamed and then lay on the ground and transformed into Yamcha. ]
[Looking at Sato Kazuma lying on the ground, the attacker gradually approached him to see if he had successfully killed Sato Kazuma. ]
[“Six, oh my god, you’re really six, you shot me right in the ass.”]
[Sato Kazuma suddenly stretched out a hand from his crotch and shot the attacker in the head, then stood up trembling. This guy just happened to hit his back door.]
"Five, four, three, two."
[“It was impulsive, but worth it.”]
[Sato Kazuma walked up to the guy and shot him four times, each time hitting his anus.]
[After the fight, I also thought it seemed a bit wasteful, but if I don't take revenge, Sato Kazuma feels that he won't be able to sleep tonight. 】
[“Oh, there are still three people, and there is only one shot left. Do you want to use bayonets directly?”]
【Looking at the remaining three people, Sato Kazuma decided to try to kill all three with one shot. 】
[“Kazuma, you can do it. In CSGO, you can kill five people with one shot. It’s just three. It’s a piece of cake.”]
115: Sato Kazuma: It's like sandpaper masturbating
【"Good morning, lazy bum."】
[Sato Kazuma said as he pushed the door open and came in. Because Lao Ai was a blind man, Sato Kazuma simply took off the mask on his face.]
[“I asked strangely, like an old woman’s pants.”]
[Sato Kazuma said as soon as he came in and saw Lao Ai almost tripping over the robot vacuum cleaner. ]
[“Yes, I am old, and I wear pants.”]
【Old Ai also stood up with the help of a cane and said this.】
【“But you are not a woman. Oh, comfortable. I like these slippers, I think.”】
"Didn't Sato Kazuma say she was an old woman? And I saw that she was indeed an old lady. How can you say whether she is a woman or not?"
Shinomiya Kaguya said in confusion, while Shirogane Miyuki and others on the side thought of Sato Kazuma's flirtatious words and behavior style.
I guess it's because old women were excluded from the list of women by Sato Kazuma.
[Sato Kazuma put on a pair of sandals and walked into the living room. ]
[I have to say that these hole slippers are very comfortable for Sato Kazuma to wear. Wearing these hole slippers is like putting on a new pair of underwear for the New Year, which makes people feel refreshed. 】
[“As a blind man, I have never seen you wearing crocodile hole slippers.”]
[“You mean my big, soft masturbation shoes?”]
[The Crocs have holes in them, so it’s obvious what Sato Kazuma is hinting at. 】
[“Yes, I heard it. The disadvantage of being blind is that you can hear any sound in this small house.”]
“I think you have a say in this.”
Sato Kazuma looked at Kiritani Kazuto and said, after all, Kiritani Kazuto's Daredevil was also blind and relied on his outrageous hearing to live and fight.
Kiritani Kazuto nodded, because after his improvement, he tried living with his eyes closed, and there was almost no problem relying on his incredible hearing sense.
Playing games is a little difficult, after all, for some games, it is useless to just listen to the sound, and you also need to combine it with the picture.
[Sato Kazuma rolled over and lay on the ground, looking at the ceiling and saying.]
[“I was fucked.”]
[“I knew this day would come. I’ll give you some B-zone white medicine.”]
【Lao Ai said this after hearing what Sato Kazuma said, but he just said it without moving.】
[“It should work.”]
[Sato Kazuma took off the towel and looked at the wound. It didn't matter to him whether to use medicine or not. After all, it would heal on its own in a short time.]
[“How did that Cullen series cabinet get in?”]
[“After all, IKEA’s products are not easy to pack.”]
[Sato Kazuma said while looking at the cupboard beside him.]
[“What do you think? I don’t mind the Cullen series. It’s an improved version of the Haode series.”]
[“Is anything better than the Howard series? I would rather buy a Hannibal series or a Trysy series than a Howard series.”]
[“No, I wasn’t excited when I first saw the Cullen series.”]
"I guess those people named by Sato Kazuma will suffer in the near future."
Hoshino Akua looked at Sato Kazuma lying on the floor and complaining, and knew that the brands mentioned by Sato Kazuma would suffer during this period of time.
Especially those who have not yet bought or are about to buy, after hearing what Sato Kazuma said, they will probably immediately withdraw their original plan to buy Haode and Cullen.
Of course, it is possible that some people will still insist on buying Haode and Kulun.
[“Pass the screwdriver, thank you.”]
【Old Ai turned around and said to Sato Kazuma. 】
[“Now? Are you kidding me? You haven’t seen anything in decades.”]
“You’ll be surprised”
【“Just forget it.”】
【Old Ai also sat down on the chair, and then he returned the cabinet he had been fiddling with to its factory settings.】
[“It seems we need to go to the same city.”]
[“Do you want to put up an ad: ‘Seeking a blind roommate who is good at handwork,’ or do you want me to install the furniture and you to pay the rent?”]
【"Why are you such an asshole today?"】
“Let’s review this.”
[“This morning, the Kunba man who made me what I am now slipped away from my hands”]
[“I’ve been looking for him for so long, and he finally slipped away.”]
[“Only by catching him can I restore my appearance and get my revenge. I also want him to renovate the bar for me. Although I heard that the bar is being renovated, I will just ask him to pay for it.”]
[“And it can prevent this from happening to other people.”]
[“So I’m not happy today. Today I feel like I’m masturbating with sandpaper.”]
"Hiss, what kind of metaphor is this? It feels a bit like JOJO."
As a high school girl who loves JOJO, Natsukawa Masuyoshi is naturally very familiar with the novel and unique metaphors in JOJO.
Looking at the metaphors that Sato Kazuma sometimes uses on the screen, I feel that Sato Kazuma may also be a hidden JO fan. After all, Sato Kazuma's metaphors are also very novel and unique.
【"puff."】
[Sato Kazuma stepped hard on his crocodile slippers as he walked past Lao Ai, simulating the sound of snow falling.]
【“Fart passing by.”】
[At this time, Chao Wu also rode a motorcycle to his other laboratory base. ]
[At this time in the laboratory base, Asagiri's subordinates were busy putting control collars on those guys who had completed the experiment and turned into mutants. ]
[“I know who the red-robed hero is that has been bothering me for months.”]
[“Fuck Sato Kazuma, if I looked like that, I’d wear a mask too.”]
[At this time, Angel is stitching up Asagiri's wound. ]
[“The fire didn’t kill him. Is his mutant ability level so high?”]
"Mutant ability level."
When Light Yagami heard this word, he immediately wrote it down. Although the specific classification has not been mentioned yet, there will probably be one later.
[“I wish I could cure him.”]
"So actually Asagiri can't cure Satou Kazuma."
L said as he crushed the lollipop in his mouth.
"If you don't believe it, just read on and you'll know."
"I'm sure Asagiri won't be able to cure Satou Kazuma's face."
L said, looking at the puzzled look of the light curtain personnel.
[“We still have to get rid of him first, in our own way.”]
[“Okay, but he can be cured.”]
[“I’m worried. If there’s not even a slag left of him, I don’t think he’ll grow back.”]
116: Sato Kazuma: This will make my penis feel big
[“You know what’s the funniest thing?”]
【Asagiri turned around and said to Angel.】
[“What is it?”]
[“The funniest thing is, I almost missed him.”]
[“I like challenges, and Sato Kazuma is a good challenge.”]
["But those who affect the progress of the experiment and the tasks above cannot be retained."]
[“Let’s go find him together.”]
【Asagiri put on her clothes again and went to prepare something.】
"The villain's evil plan is coming."
