Chapter 27: What the hell are you doing here? [Please give me a monthly pass! Please read on!]
Just as Shi Jidong was about to press the stopwatch again, a voice suddenly rang out that was beyond the expectations of everyone present.
"Report."
Zhao Weihong didn't move her neck, but her eyes drifted to Zhang Biao who spoke.
Shi Jidong strode up to Zhang Biao, with an expression of excitement that came from nowhere, and he was eager to try.
Oddly enough, Shi Jidong is actually a little shorter than Zhang Biao.
But in the eyes of others, Shi Jidong at this time seemed as if he was standing on a high hill, looking down at Zhang Biao.
"speak!"
"Squad leader, I don't mean anything else."
"That's right. Before we joined the army, we were just ordinary local people."
"You said we were young masters, I admit it! Compared to you, I am indeed a young master!"
Seeing that Zhang Biao was beating around the bush and was reluctant to get to the point.
Shi Jidong raised his eyebrows and suddenly moved closer to Zhang Biao.
"What do you want to say, kid?"
"I want to ask, squad leader, can you show us a demonstration?"
"What should real soldiers wear?"
"We also have a learning goal, right?"
Zhang Biao's voice became lower and lower, and even trembled slightly.
But he still insisted on finishing his thoughts.
Seeing this, Zhao Weihong couldn't help but stand in awe, thinking that he was indeed worthy of being an old friend from the Northeast.
You are so damn brave!
No, it should be Biao!
Do you dare to make demands on him?
But what Zhao Weihong never dreamed of was that Shi Jidong, who had been trying every means to make trouble for these new recruits since entering the camp, actually agreed to it?
“A reasonable request.”
"I agreed."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Weihong immediately watched Shi Jidong walk to her bed with a look as if she had seen a ghost, then turned around and spoke to everyone.
"My clothes are all hung in the closet and sorted. I can't take advantage of you."
"Zhao Weihong and I are about the same size, so I'll use his clothes to demonstrate to you."
"Take it."
Handing the stopwatch to Zhao Weihong who was closest to him, Shi Jidong lowered his hands and stood there in a very relaxed manner.
"You keep the time."
"Zhang Biao, you are the one who made the request, so it's up to you to choose the clothes."
Upon hearing this, even Zhang Biao, whose name lived up to his character, hesitated for a moment.
I can actually command the squad leader?
"Don't waste time! There's a lot of things to do later!"
Zhang Biao gritted his teeth and spoke in a decisive tone.
"Winter camouflage!"
Almost at the same time as the words fell, Zhao Weihong pressed the stopwatch hard and spoke loudly.
"Timer on"
Zhao Weihong felt that her reaction was already very quick.
But Shi Jidong's reaction was faster than his!
Without any hesitation, Shi Jidong pulled out the winter camouflage uniform that was extremely difficult for the recruits to distinguish from the pile of clothes, while his other hand was still methodically unbuttoning his chest.
But he did not unbutton all the buttons. He only unbuttoned the top two buttons, and then pulled the camouflage uniform, which was almost fitting tightly to his body, off his head!
Upon seeing this, all the new recruits were shocked and thought, how the hell is this possible?
Almost in the blink of an eye, Shi Jidong took off his clothes and put on the winter camouflage specified by Zhang Biao.
The movement was so fast that it almost created an afterimage!
Fierce! Strong! Swift!
Although it was just a simple action of putting on and taking off clothes, Zhao Weihong felt a sense of readiness for battle and swift and resolute momentum from Shi Jidong!
While Zhao Weihong was stunned, Shi Jidong had already put on a complete set of winter training clothes, and even had time to simply fold the clothes he took off!
"How much time?"
Zhao Weihong finally came to her senses and pressed the button on the stopwatch again.
"Tsk, you've regressed."
In just a moment, Shi Jidong's aura disappeared without a trace. He slowly changed his clothes, took the stopwatch from Zhao Weihong, and walked back to the door.
"Did you see everything clearly?"
"Look clearly."
In fact, this answer is a bit hypocritical.
Shi Jidong's movements were so fast that it felt like "it was over before it even began". The clothes were on his body "whoosh, whoosh", just like a magic trick.
How many of the new recruits can see clearly?
But Shi Jidong seemed to take this as everyone's true feelings. He nodded with a smile and went along with the conversation.
"It's good to see it clearly."
"Masters, shall we continue?"
Although Shi Jidong spoke in an inquiring tone, he was not polite at all with his hands and directly pressed the fatal stopwatch.
There was a sudden chaos in the dormitory, and the new recruits began to compete with their clothes again.
"Didn't you say you saw it clearly? Come again!"
"A little progress, come again!"
"I don't mean to say, why did you seven come to join the army?"
"How many times do you want me to teach you how to dress?"
"Come again!"
As Shi Jidong kept saying "Come again", the new recruits struggled with their clothes in the dormitory for two hours.
It was also the first time that Zhao Weihong discovered that such a simple action as putting on and taking off clothes could be so tiring. Not only was she sweating profusely, she also felt her heart pounding, and it felt like she had just finished a 100-meter sprint!
When Shi Jidong finally shouted "Wow! Passed!"
Many people collapsed on the ground, tears streaming down their faces!
It’s finally done!
Zhao Weihong also let out a long sigh and prepared to ask Shi Jidong for a drink of water.
After two hours of struggling without even a sip of water, Zhao Weihong was already extremely thirsty.
But the moment Zhao Weihong turned his gaze, he made an almost desperate discovery.
Shi Jidong did not put away the stopwatch. He still stood there, watching them leisurely.
Seeing this, Zhao Weihong's anus suddenly tightened, and she thought to herself, "Old Deng, are you up to any tricks?"
Guessed it right!
"Okay, now that you know the basics, let's move on to the second phase of training."
A series of incredulous glances, carrying the despair and numbness of their owners, fell on Shi Jidong.
But Shi Jidong was not moved by these gazes. He licked his lips and continued speaking with full energy.
"Don't be nervous. It's called the second stage, but it's just a simple matter of getting dressed and taking off clothes."
“It’s just a slight change.”
"But no matter what, we are still training, so you have to cheer up!"
In fact, Shi Jidong doesn't need to emphasize this sentence at all.
Who among the new recruits present doesn’t know that Shi Jidong’s tricks are more numerous than the mountains and deeper than the sea?
Who dares not to listen to him carefully?
Under the anxious gaze of the new recruits, Shi Jidong smiled evilly and performed a passage of "guankou" just like announcing the menu in Peking Opera.
"I heard it all clearly."
"Wear a wide-brimmed hat, a camouflage jacket in winter, and regular-day pants in summer."
"Oh, I almost forgot, you're wearing slippers."
"start!"
Zhao Weihong and other new recruits: "."
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