Chapter 203 Wu Yu is my friend, bully her and break her legs!
"This is our first meeting, why do you know me so well?"
Wu Yu almost thought that she had known this boy for a long time and didn't realize that she had fallen into a trap.
Because some things are common at a certain age, but scumbags like Zheng Hao just observe and summarize and say them out.
"This is normal."
Zheng Hao smiled and said, "Some people seem to know each other very little even after knowing each other for a lifetime, but some people may only know each other for a day, but they can understand each other with just a glance or a gesture."
"is it?"
Wu Yu blinked. She was a little bit unconvinced, but the facts were right in front of her.
In fact, when it comes to relationships that can truly last a long time, there is basically no such thing as "love at first sight". Most of the time, you have to get to know each other first and then slowly fall in love as you get along with each other.
At least, it will take three to five months.
If you feel that the other person is a good match for you when you meet them for the first time, there is a possibility that you will fall in love at first sight, but most of the time you fall into a designed routine.
"Of course."
Zheng Hao's eyes dimmed, and he said in a low voice: "I am actually a sensitive and thoughtful person, so I can put myself in your shoes. This may also be related to my previous love experience."
This is also the third of the scumbag’s “three axes” when you first meet him.
The first axe is to arouse the other party’s interest;
The second axe pretends to know girls well;
The third axe is to establish your own character.
How can I quickly create a personality that girls like?
That is to talk about the ex and portray yourself as a victim in the emotional world.
Zheng Hao took a sip of Coke, moistened his throat and said:
"I had an unforgettable love affair in high school. I had very good grades at that time, but hers were relatively poor, so I often sacrificed my sleep and study time to tutor her..."
"As a result, during the college entrance examination, I had not rested for a long time and fell seriously ill, so I performed poorly and could only enter the Guangdong University..."
"She was admitted to Jinan University, a 211 university, and then she felt that I was not worthy of her. I looked for her several times but she would not see me in the dormitory..."
"After that, I often went out to drink, because only by getting drunk could I forget this painful memory..."
I have to say that the scumbag is not only good at speaking, but also has a delicate mind.
He fabricated such a set of experiences, not only portraying himself as a love-struck man whose academic performance declined due to his efforts in love, but also had to be admired by the public.
By the way, I also found a reason to go to the bar and drink all night long.
In this way, no matter who mentions the fact that "Zheng Hao loves to go to bars" in front of Wu Yu in the future, Wu Yu will express understanding because of her preconceived notions.
In the worst case scenario, even if everything is known, Zheng Hao will have a chance to explain because of this preparation.
Wu Yu just listened to Zheng Hao talking about "the bitter love affair in the past", and the hotpot dinner was about to end with sighs.
"Is it going to end so soon?"
There was a strong sense of reluctance in Zheng Hao's tone, but he had actually been secretly observing the entire situation.
Chen Zhuo and Yu Xian stood up first and went to the door to see Fang Qing, Zhuang Mengshi and the others off. They were like a host couple seeing off their guests.
Five people stood at the door of the hot pot restaurant, saying some polite greetings with smiles on their faces.
Occasionally, Chen would make a joke that deserved a beating, and while Fang Qing and the others covered their mouths and laughed, Yu Xian would hit her boyfriend in a reproachful manner.
Everything seemed so joyful. After seeing off the guests, Yu Xian returned to the table holding her boyfriend's arm.
Seeing that there were still a few pieces of watermelon left on the fruit plate, Yu Xian picked one up with a toothpick and took two bites. Then, without changing the toothpick, he picked up a piece of watermelon and turned around to bring it to Chen's mouth.
"Director Chen, don't waste it."
Yu Xian said.
Chen Zhuo didn't dislike it, nor could he dislike it, so he let Yu Xian feed him and finish his meal.
In fact, seeing this scene, Zheng Hao felt a little envious. Chen Zhuo and Yu Xian were just like a real couple. The husband supported the wife in their careers and they were intimate and casual in their lives.
But this envy only flashed through my mind for a moment and then disappeared.
He still felt that the most comfortable way was to just have sex, pull up your pants and leave, and he would ask the woman to pay for the room. However, if the other party's conditions were particularly good like Wu Yu, then it would be okay for him to pay once or twice occasionally.
"Would you like to add your contact information?"
While everyone stood up to organize their things, Zheng Hao quietly said to Wu Yu. Seeing Wu Yu was slightly stunned, Zheng Hao immediately said, "QQ is fine, just chat occasionally."
"Okay."
Wu Yu did not hesitate this time. She gave her QQ number to Zheng Hao, who took out his mobile phone and added it on the spot.
"【Life is really speechless】Is it you?"
Zheng Hao smiled. He felt that Wu Yu also had a cute side of a girl, which was almost never seen in girls who often went to bars.
"Yes!"
Wu Yu carried a small bag across her shoulder, bent down to check if there was anything left behind, and took small steps to catch up with Yu Xian.
At this dinner, everyone seemed to have achieved what they wanted.
Chen Zhuo and his seniors and subordinates, Fang Qing and Zhuang Mengshi, became closer;
Yu Xian felt that she had penetrated deeply into her boyfriend’s career circle;
Wang Changhua, Huang Bohan and Zhao Yuanyuan enjoyed a great belly feast;
Zheng Hao thought that he should succeed in making Wu Yu remember him.
A group of people walked lazily towards the bus stop. The young people were hot-tempered and did not feel the cold in the early winter. They were in a good mood because they had dinner with their good friends, so they were making harmless jokes with each other.
"Wu Yu, you have the nerve to wear black stockings with your figure. Aren't you exposing all your flaws?"
Wang Changhua and Wu Yu were like they were in a group, they started to argue with each other after just a few words.
In fact, Wu Yu also wore black stockings today, but everyone habitually looked at Yu Xian first, and then paid attention to other girls.
"Then don't look at it!"
When Wu Yu and Wang Changhua were bickering, they were obviously much freer, their little mouths "ba ba" like machine guns:
"You said I was ugly, but you stared at me at the same time. Wang Changhua, you really say one thing and mean another."
"It's so funny, who would be so ignorant as to stare at you?"
Wang Changhua said with a "tsk".
"If you don't stare at me, how do you know I'm wearing black stockings?"
Wu Yu’s logical reverse reasoning ability was also not bad, and she immediately found Wang Changhua’s loophole.
"I just glanced at you unintentionally. Women like you are too exaggerated. Do you think that anyone who looks at you on the street likes you..."
Wang Changhua immediately argued loudly, and then the two of them started a verbal argument.
Zheng Hao looked around and it seemed that everyone else had gotten used to it. Chen Zhuo and Yu Xian were discussing their weekend plans, while Huang Baihan and Zhao Yuanyuan were huddled together reading gossip on the news on their mobile phones.
No one tried to stop the fight, and it continued like this until the bus came.
Chen Zhuo sent Yu Xian and Wu Yu back to Guangzhou Academy of Fine Arts. Yuanyuan walked back to school as she was closer, and Huang Baihan took a ride back to South China University of Technology by himself.
Zheng Hao and Wang Changhua took a ride back to Guangda together. After they got on the bus, as the bus was moving, Zheng Hao suddenly asked curiously, "I heard Chen Zhuo say during dinner that he was planning to continue doing advertising. This guy is pretty awesome."
"Does that need to be said?"
While browsing the group chat on his phone, Wang Changhua replied as a matter of course: "Can anyone who I consider a friend be bad?"
Zheng Hao curled his lips. He didn't actually want to talk about Chen Zhe, but he brought up Wu Yu rashly because he was worried that his purpose would be too obvious.
After talking for a while, Zheng Hao "casually" asked, "Do you often quarrel with the girl next to me tonight?"
To be cautious, Zheng Hao did not call out the name directly, but described her as "the girl next to me".
"Who?"
Wang Changhua was bragging while eating and didn't pay attention to the order on the table at all. He recalled it and said with sudden realization: "You are talking about Wu Yu, a female Tyrannosaurus Rex who is unreasonable. It is normal to quarrel with her."
"I thought you had a good relationship."
Zheng Hao's eyes turned and he asked tentatively, "If she gets bullied in the future, will you be happy behind her back?"
Wang Changhua, who was playing games, was stunned when he heard this. Then he slowly put down his phone and stared at Zheng Hao in confusion.
"Who said I would be happy? Chen Zhe is my friend. Even though Wu Yu is a Tyrannosaurus, she is also my friend!"
"If anyone bullies her, I will break his legs!"
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(End of this chapter)
