Masha asked back.
The secretary of the Youth League looked at the cookies in front of him again, then asked Masha with a smile: "So, it's better for each part to have a little fat, right?"
"Eat if you want," said Masha.
Chihiro also ran over happily, picked up the biscuit and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Great! This is the first time I indulge in delicious food like this." After stuffing a few cookies into her mouth, she picked up the helmet on the table and handed it to Masha, "Come on, Masha, put on your little hat and bake a cake for me."
"Do you really think of me as a tool?" Masha looked unhappy.
Chihiro lifted her skirt up, revealing the strap of her panties on the side: "I won't let you roast it for nothing."
Masha happily took the hat and transformed into a genuine pastry chef who graduated from New Oriental.
Chapter 213: Experience Sharing from Senior Brothers (Fourth Update)
Over the next few days, everything went smoothly and Masha was busy participating in various activities prepared for the top scorer in the college entrance examination.
He had previously slipped away from the school-wide commendation ceremony, which made the principal very angry.
Although Masha did not feel that it was her responsibility, she still agreed to give a speech to the whole school at the flag-raising ceremony in the second week.
On Monday morning, Masha put on a school uniform that she might never wear again and came to the playground of Experimental Middle School.
After the flag-raising ceremony, Masha walked up to the flag-raising platform and stood in front of the microphone.
He scanned the entire playground.
Although Masha is a celebrity in this school, all the teachers and students from the first grade to the third grade of high school know that there is such a guy who likes to stir up trouble, but it is very rare in Masha's life to stand in front of the microphone in front of all the teachers and students in the school.
Because the teacher doesn't dare to give him such an opportunity, who knows what trouble he will cause.
When others win awards at the city or province level, there is a thank-you speech segment, but Masha usually doesn’t have this segment.
Because there are so few opportunities like this, Masha fully experienced the feeling of standing in this position before starting to get down to business -
He tore up the manuscript in his hand first.
Anyway, it's a paper on postpartum care for sows, so it's useless to have it. He just brought it here to show off.
This action obviously made the students in the audience excited - who doesn't want to see some fun? Especially when it comes from the top student in the province.
"Classmates," Masha said loudly, "I have always believed that our age lacks romance.
"Some people will say, 'I'm in love early, it's very romantic,' but no, that's not romantic.
"I think there are three most romantic things in this world. The first one is to pursue your ideals. This is easy to understand. Look at that guy. He was originally a small anchor. His family thought he was an internet addict. There were also haters who mocked him, saying, 'If you are so good at playing, why don't you play e-sports and be a small anchor here?' Then he played e-sports and won the world championship trophy at the age of 17, watching the golden ribbon rain falling from the sky. Romantic classmates!
"I am just giving an example, which may not be very appropriate. We often say that ideals are full of hope, but reality is very skinny. Most people spend their lives constantly compromising with reality. That is why the pursuit of ideals seems so romantic!
"The second romantic thing is love. Some people started laughing and said that I was hitting myself in the face. No! There is a saying that youth is the desire that runs wild. Let's just take it as what Lu Xun said.
"That's a good point. Are all those affectionate and lingering things of yours really called love? Chernyshevsky said that if love doesn't make me stronger, it's meaningless.
"In true love, two people must first be comrades-in-arms! Comrades who support each other and fight against the cruel reality together! Have you all learned about the wedding on the execution ground? The two people have always maintained a pure revolutionary friendship. Although they have feelings for each other, they have always put their ideals first, because life is precious, but love is more precious. If it is for freedom, both can be abandoned!
"In the end, they both fell into the clutches of the reactionaries, confessed their love to each other on the execution ground, and let the reactionaries' gunshots become their salutes. How romantic, classmates! How romantic!
"The third romantic thing is to fight for a great cause. You can say this is the same as an ideal, but there are also differences. Because a person's ideal can be to have a harem or to 'conquer my kingdom.' Ideals can be different from a great cause, or even unrelated, but people with different ideals can fight for the same cause.
"Have you all seen The Wandering Earth? For the survival of all mankind, taking the Earth away is such a great cause! For this cause, people with different ideals work together. In the movie, the protagonists move forward one after another, but in the context of saturation rescue, most of what they do is not necessary - except for Wu Jing's sacrifice.
"But we are still very moved, because it is romantic, this is romance! Burning yourself for great things, this itself is a kind of romance!
"Now that we have a clear definition of romance, let's look at our high school life. The country has become rich and powerful, and the world government has been established. We don't need to fight against the Japanese. In fact, even if we want to participate in a great cause, we will find that there seems to be no great cause in the world to fight for. Even a certain immortal ghost has disappeared.
"The social trend has changed, and our ideals have become getting promoted, getting a raise, and marrying a beautiful, rich woman. Although this can be called an ideal, many of us are not interested in striving for this ideal.
"As for love, hmm, look at those youth movies that eulogize love, what kind of shit are they all about, skipping classes, fighting, and falling in love. Because if they don't film these things, there's nothing to film. Our love is dead, it's been dead since the days of early love.
"I am relatively lucky. I have a childhood sweetheart who I grew up with. She is also very pretty. I have climbed trees with her and played with her since we were young. I have watched her breasts grow bigger day by day since I was young."
As Masha spoke, he gestured an exaggerated size with his hands.
The students burst into laughter.
When the laughter died down, Masha continued, "But despite this, I still feel that this kind of high school life is too boring. I envy my peers in modern times who have devoted themselves to the movement to save the nation. Some people will definitely say contemptuously, 'Humph, you are a flower in a greenhouse. When it comes to an era where you need to sacrifice your life, you immediately become a coward. You only know how good modern life is.' I admit that this may be true.
"I may not be able to withstand the bayonets of the reactionaries, the artillery fire of the Japanese army and the torture in Zhazidong. But this does not prevent me from envying those of my peers. Their youth is full of turmoil and danger, but this is the kind of youth I want.
"There are ideals, great careers, and true love! This is the kind of youth I want to sing about!
"Many of you must think that my youth was wonderful, but in my opinion, what is it? It's just a little fight! I look forward to having a romantic and wonderful youth that is truly worth telling to future generations from the bottom of my heart!
"Students, remember what I said today, because the opportunity will come soon! On that day, we will all have the opportunity to have real youth! We will all have the opportunity to sing praises of turbulent youth like those predecessors did!"
Masha calmed down his excitement and looked at his classmates who were completely stunned.
"Okay, my speech is over, thank you all for listening."
He turned and walked down the flag-raising platform, and under the subtle gaze of the school leaders, he walked straight to the edge of the playground.
It was almost twenty seconds after he walked out when thunderous applause suddenly broke out in the playground.
Chapter 214 Memetic Contamination, Commonly Known as Poisoning (th Update)
Chen Zhongwu and a group of his subordinates were having breakfast. The big screen in their office was playing images sent back by the Sky Eye system, showing Masha leaving the playground amid warm applause.
One of Chen Zhongwu's subordinates suddenly said, "This Masha has a strong ability to incite. If any of the students listening to his speech awaken, they will probably go straight to him to pledge their loyalty."
Another subordinate nodded. Although he still had a steamed bun in his mouth, he still spoke: "This guy who has strong incitement and is SSS-level will definitely become the leader of superpowers in the future. I think the structure of the Avengers is unreasonable. Captain America and Iron Man have too low in incitement and public opinion manipulation abilities."
"The Yellow King is already the leader. Look at the beauties around him." Someone else said, "I suspect that the girl named Fang Qiuyi is also a person with super powers. They must have found a way to evade our surveillance."
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Chen Zhongwu, who had been in deep thought, reacted immediately after hearing this and glared at his subordinate, "If there are any deviations in the future, you will be responsible."
The subordinate shrugged.
Chen Zhongwu looked at the screen again: "As for Masha, I think he spoke very well in this segment. It's normal to get such a reaction. It's not very inflammatory."
"That's not all. You've been fooled, Chentou. I think this incitement is so strong that it's explosive."
"I wasn't fooled!" Chen Zhongwu glared at his subordinate, "But this speech resonates with me. When I joined the army as a child, I also felt that life was too boring and I had to find something to strive for."
The agents looked at each other and exchanged glances secretly.
"Humph," Chen Zhongwu continued, "I know what you are thinking. I will keep a close eye on this Masha. If his actions are inconsistent with his 'personality', I will be the first one to deal with him."
"I heard that in the 1185 incident a few days ago, Masha was in the car that took the magical girl and the sword fairy to the scene. The code name Sword Fairy was given to the girl by Masha." Subordinate A said.
"Yes, I remember that." Subordinate B nodded, "Also, the Yellow King has killed many terrorists before. I heard from people who participated in the battle at the airport that the SSS-class codenamed Pharaoh was very difficult to deal with. He used bugs to form a defense, and even the powerful attacks launched by the magical girls could not do anything to him. At that time, the B3 Arsenal Bird was already overhead, ready to use the final means."
"The final resort? N2 Thunder? Has that thing ever been used in actual combat?"
"Who knows, anyway, B3 was in a critical situation, and then the Yellow King showed up, pretending to be an enemy ally. At that time, everyone thought that the terrorists had escaped, but who knew that the bodies of the terrorists were found not long after. The forensic doctor who performed the autopsy told me personally that several people had holes all over their bodies. It was probably because they were hit by anti-personnel mines from all angles, and then they were swept into a hornet's nest by the heavy machine gun."
Chen Zhongwu turned his head and looked at his subordinate who was playing the flute, and asked, "Where did you hear all this?"
"It's a collection of oral accounts from eyewitnesses, but many details are not included in the report."
Chen Zhongwu picked up the bowl of soup and took a sip, muttering, "It is written that the Yellow King plotted against the terrorists, but it is not written that he got into a tough fight and B3 was in the air before the Yellow King appeared."
"Don't you know, Chen? These will definitely not be included in the official report. At most, they will show up a little in the experience summary section, that's it."
Chen Zhongwu looked at the screen. The content on the screen had switched to the school gate. Masha was getting into Cai Shi’s father’s car with three girls in it.
The subordinate who just blew the "Legend of the Yellow King" did not hide his envy: "Three beautiful women are waiting for him, one of them is a real rich girl. I don't know if others envy his youth in the future, but I envy him anyway."
The subordinate Ding smiled and said, "Then you will want to follow him. A great king once said that a king should not be a role model for the people or a model of virtue that does not understand people's hearts, but should live more authentically than everyone else and become the envy of the people."
"Come on, this is something from a Japanese fictional work. Is what Iskandar said at the Three Kings Conference correct?" Subordinate A laughed, "You are so stupid after watching the animation..."
At this time, Subordinate A found that everyone was looking at him.
Chen Zhongwu: "So you watch animation too."
"Uh……"
At this time, the subordinate Ding suddenly switched to reciting: "The loyalty that never ends until death has even made the King of Conquerors' mount a heroic spirit. It's like Saber is mocking the last lonely man and denying the King of Knights' way..."
"Okay," Chen Zhongwu waved his hand, "I don't care what you young people like, just do your job!"
"Yes!" the subordinate Ding responded loudly.
But after Chen Zhongwu looked away, he whispered: "Oh, do you know that the never-ending throbbing in your heart is the waves of the endless sea..."
Chen Zhongwu glared at Ding again, and then made him shut up.
But at this moment, Chen Zhongwu understood - deeply understood that Masha's words actually had a certain impact on his subordinates.
As a conscientious and responsible intelligence agent, he made many preparations after coming into contact with this world.
This includes carefully studying existing research on people with super powers.
Among the various abilities possessed by superpowers, the one that Chen Zhongwu cares about most is a kind of ability called "meme pollution". Currently, the series of meme pollution abilities confirmed by the world government are not very powerful, such as the awakener No. 122, who used his ability to make Rainbow Cats popular all over the world.
Anyone who hears the mysterious "meow meow meow" music and sees the mysterious creature that farts will have the urge to spread it.
Another example is the recently discovered No. 777, who used his ability to successfully spread the meme "The essence of human beings is a repeater" virally.
At first glance, these seem like harmless things.
but……
This superpower is extremely dangerous, arguably more dangerous than any other power.
Those currently confirmed to have memetic contamination abilities are all of C or even D grade qualifications.
If an SSS-level meme pollution user were to appear, I'm afraid "changing the world starts with the keyboard."
Chen Zhongwu recalled Masha’s speech just now, the whole process of how he resonated with it, and the reactions of his subordinates.
——However, fortunately, Masha does not seem to want to be a bad guy. Considering what he has done as the King in Yellow so far, we probably don’t have to worry about him endangering the entire world for the time being.
Chen Zhongwu comforted himself in this way.
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Finished, sleep...
Can't sleep! Four cans of Monster. I'll continue writing. If nothing unexpected happens, I'll update on schedule tomorrow.
Chapter 215 Upgraded (Update )
Ever since the League Secretary came and lived with Cai Shi, Masha had been spending more time in the world of cars.
After all, as long as we go downstairs, we can summon the little car in the Faraday cage, and then -
You can indulge in building your home.
At first, Masha thought that this universal hat was the most useless prop that could only make his hard labor easier. Now he found that being a real-life MC is really fun!
It turns out that as long as one is human, one cannot escape the law of true fragrance!
He asked Boss Cai to send a large amount of building materials in the name of further decoration, and then he happily started building in the world in the car.
At noon that day, Masha confirmed with satisfaction that the cement roof of the small house built for the little girl was completely dry, then switched to electrician mode and began to install an air conditioner for the little girl.
Masha's girls sat on the bamboo rocking chair that Masha had made and watched him work.
Qianxun teased: "If one of us gives you a magical Lego building block that can build anything as a gift in the future, you might just play with building blocks for the rest of your life and never touch us."
Masha laughed and said, "How is that possible? Do you think I am Louis XVI?"
Cai Shi asked in confusion: "Louis XVI?"
"The King of France, a legendary locksmith, was so obsessed with making locks that he ignored his beautiful queen." The League Secretary answered without taking his eyes off the novel in his hand.
"Where did you get this strange knowledge?" Cai Shi asked even more puzzledly, "I'm also a student at Experimental Middle School, how come I don't know this?"
"You haven't seen The Rose of Versailles." Chihiro waved her hand, "This is not something you need to blame yourself for."
At this time, Masha had completed the installation of the air conditioner. He closed the main switch of the cabin, then picked up the remote control, turned to the front door of the cabin, and pressed the switch on the air conditioner indoor unit.
The outdoor unit roared.
"Okay! We can enjoy air conditioning here from now on."
The little girl raised her hands high, shouted "Oh my world" and ran into the air-conditioned room.
Masha switched to porter mode and walked towards the bunk beds still outside.
