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Chapter 140: Page 140

"Really? What else have you seen?"

At this time Hongye had already woken up. She quietly picked up her mobile phone and started searching for Lei Yu.

"I've seen it..." Gui Gui fell into thought, "Ah, I've seen My Fair Princess!"

Masha frowned.

When Qianxun saw his expression, she went over and punched him on the shoulder: "Why are you frowning? When we were in sixth grade, you even snatched my copy of My Fair Princess! I bought a set for you, but this guy finished it faster than me."

The latter sentence was said by Chihiro to Guigui.

"Well, during the same period, I also finished reading all the works of Jules Verne by my grandfather! I have also finished reading almost all the works of Victor Hugo by my grandfather. As a sixth-grade student, I think my reading range is very broad. I read My Fair Princess to learn about popular literature. It was for a purpose."

Qianxun ignored Masha and continued to make fun of Masha to Guigui: "This guy, when he was in the first grade of junior high school, he found that the library had a set of Balzac's complete works, a total of more than 20 volumes. He said he wanted to read them all one by one, but in the end he couldn't even finish the first volume."

"That's because I'm tired of the long-winded translation!"

"At the same time, he secretly watched "The Kind Death" online and was fascinated by it."

"I want to learn about the emerging online literature!"

"When he was in junior high school, he used up all his money for food in order to rent a book from a bookstore. He ate my food all day long. My classmates said I was supporting a gigolo."

"I..." Masha was speechless for a moment.

The girls couldn't stop laughing.

Hongye and Cai Shi laughed while searching the title of the book on Baidu.

At this time, Qianxun changed the subject: "However, this guy has indeed read a lot of famous books. He once stood in the Xinhua Bookstore at the school gate, finished reading Quiet Flows the Don, and then saved money to buy it back. When I asked him, he said, 'I want to revisit it anytime.' At that time, that set cost more than 100 yuan. I scolded him for being stupid. He could have gone to the second-hand book market and waited for a few months, maybe he could have bought it by the pound."

Masha reached out to cover Chihiro's mouth: "Okay, that's enough, stop talking!"

"Guess what," Chihiro forcefully pushed Masa away, defending herself while keeping the audience on edge, "This guy said seriously, 'How can art be sold by the pound?'"

The girls all burst into laughter.

Masha looked helpless: "I am so immature now, was it weird to say such things before?"

Cai Shi shook her head: "It's not strange, it makes me feel that you are worthy of being my senior brother. But I'm so envious!"

Cai Shi stamped her feet.

"Why didn't I meet my senior brother earlier? I also want to have this kind of memory!"

"Humph, Wei Yingluo, do you understand now?" Qianxun smiled at Cai Shi like a queen, "The bond between me and the emperor is not something you, an outsider, can compare to."

Cai Shi hugged the League Secretary: "Zhen Fei! We need to form a united front!"

——What is all this!

Hongye pulled Huahua and said, "If all the ladies are like this, what are we ladies supposed to do?"

——Why are you two here too?

Guigui couldn't laugh anymore and felt like she was having trouble breathing.

To be honest, the sound of her laughing and trying to breathe can make many people say the three words "I'm fine" in an instant.

After finally adjusting his breathing, Gui Gui said, "Then, shall I go and see the quiet Don River first?"

Masha shook her head. "Girls wouldn't like to read about war, would they? If you don't mind the translation, you can read Anna Karenina. That's the title. Tolstoy is amazing. He's a man, but he can write about a female protagonist so vividly."

"It is said that every man wants to try being a woman for once." Qianxun looked at Masha with ill intentions, "So, use the voice changer to become a virtual anchor?"

"I reject!"

Masha said firmly.

Guigui opened the app that Masha had just downloaded for her and found Anna Karenina.

"Then I'll just read it before bed tonight. I may not be able to finish it." Guigui smiled at Masha, "I have never read a foreign book before."

"You haven't read Harry Potter?" asked Marsha.

"I watched the movie, but I was already working at that time and had no time to read."

"Oh, I see. Then you can also start with Harry Potter, which is a very literary book. Oh, and you can also read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is really great!"

"Okay, I'll take a look at them all."

Guigui nodded.

Hongye: "I'll watch it too!"

Cai Shi: “I’ve read them all.”

Masha hugged Cai Shi and kissed her forehead.

Cai Shi chuckled.

"That's it for tonight. By the way, Hongye and Huahua, is it okay for you to go back so late?"

Hongye and Huahua looked at each other and smiled.

"My father stopped talking after seeing the Rolls-Royce Phantom," said Hua Gu Shuang.

"I showed my dad the photo with the top scorer in the college entrance examination, and he felt relieved." Hongye said, "My dad also wants to treat you to a meal."

"Forget about that." Masha stretched. "The preparations are almost ready. I think we can consider starting a trial operation for our maid shop. Tomorrow will be fine!"

"Go home first today," the League Secretary urged, "It's half past ten."

Chapter 238: Why Become a Tool Man If You Can't Install Doors (Fourth Update)

After returning home, Masha reported to her parents, then ran downstairs with Chihiro who went out at the same time.

After going downstairs, entering the Faraday cage and getting in the car, Masha put on his safety helmet again and started tinkering with something he had been working on for some time.

Now the door at the rear of his car only has an outer side, not an inner side.

The tailgate of the van is fine when viewed from the back, but if you look inside from the sides and front of the car, there is nothing in the rear compartment of the van, leading directly to the world inside the car.

With the help of the hat, Masha made a fake door.

The door is finished today and all that’s left is installation.

The League Secretary looked at the door suspiciously: "Will this really work? It will be exposed when it goes to a place with strong light. After all, the light shining on the rear of the car can't penetrate into the car at all. It's too weird."

"Don't worry, the glass on both sides of the car is still transparent." Masha glanced at the car in the direction defined by Masha and his team as "south". "Although it may seem a bit strange if you pay close attention, who would be so bored to pay attention to these things? The real problem is that once someone tries to open the back door, it's all over, and it will be exposed. So when we go outside later, I have to weld the back door shut."

"It's strange to have a van with its back door welded shut, isn't it?" Chihiro asked. "After all, a van is a passenger and cargo vehicle. It's inconvenient not to open the back door when transporting goods."

"Just don't let anyone see it when you're welding. Leave it to me. I'll install this fake door first."

Masha carried the fake door, took the parts that had been prepared long ago, as well as various electric drills and welding tools, ran to the only entrance to the world in the car, and started tinkering.

The electric drill and chainsaw made a piercing noise against the body of the van.

The little girl covered her ears and screamed.

League Secretary: "Be careful, don't weld us all into this world and make us unable to leave."

"Don't worry," Masha responded loudly while making sparks fly with tools, "If it really goes wrong, just let Chihiro use Moonfire to blast it."

"Then I'm afraid your car is completely gone." Qianxun was shocked. "You don't know what will happen to the magic weapon, the military horse, after the boarding car disappears, right?"

"...That's right. I'll be careful then."

Masha paused for a moment, seemingly trying to confirm whether there was a problem with his installation. A moment later, just as he was about to start working, he suddenly remembered something and said to the League Secretary, "Zhizhi, use your skills."

"I'm Fang Fang, I don't know any Zhizhi." The Youth League branch secretary responded expressionlessly.

Cai Shi chimed in: "Just call Concubine Zhen by her name!"

"You are not qualified to say that." The League Secretary complained about Cai Shi, "You guys, I almost forgot my name is Fang Qiuyi."

Little girl: “I remember!”

"Yingqiu is so good." The league secretary picked up a puff and fed it to the little girl.

Although the little girl could reach the puffs with her own hands, she still happily ate the ones the league secretary fed her with a big smile on her face.

"Fang Fang," Masha called him by another name, "Come over here and use your skills, so that I won't disturb the neighbors while I'm working."

"Yes, yes, I'll go right away." The League Secretary stood up and walked towards Masha - her skills could not yet cover Masha from where they were sitting.

Chihiro suddenly said, "You are the Showa idol who can repair doors."

“I was just role playing.”

The league secretary came up to Masha and Masha suddenly said, "What would I do if I lost you?"

The league secretary laughed and patted Masha: "Don't waste your energy. Your tricks won't work on me. From the moment you forced me to do this, my attitude towards you has been locked in 'hate'."

"Hey, maybe we can turn things around if we flirt with her a little. Don't you look quite happy now?"

"That's because I'm very satisfied with my current life. If you weren't a jerk like me, I would smile more happily. Do you believe it?"

"I do not believe."

"Why don't you try to die?" the League Secretary said, "Do you want me to help you?"

"Come on!" Masha acted as if he was fearless.

At this time, Chihiro coughed from the other side of the long table.

The League Secretary sighed with regret: "Alas, I wanted to complete the great task I wanted to accomplish in the past three years in one go, but that would make my good friend cry bitterly, and then kick my ass! "

The League Secretary deliberately said the last sentence in the translation tone of dubbing in old movies.

Masha smiled.

"What a joke! I've activated my skills, let's get to work."

Masha hurriedly continued his installation work.

The noise made the league secretary cover his ears with his hands.

By the time Masha finished his work, the league secretary had a terrifying expression on his face, as if he was looking for someone to sacrifice.

"Thank you for your hard work." Masha smiled and closed the door that had just been installed. Then - then the rear end of a van appeared at the edge of the world in the car.

The League Secretary looked at Masha's masterpiece and asked in confusion: "Why did you put brake lights and turn signals on it? And the license plate... What the hell is 粤Z666666?"

"It's just a random spray. You know, details determine success or failure. This way, when we see this entrance and exit door, we will think, 'Ah, we are not in reality.'"

While Masha was talking nonsense, the secretary of the Youth League opened and closed the door, then laughed: "Since you are so particular about details, why don't you make it open upwards like a real van door, but slide to the side instead?"

"This can save space. It can also prevent people from being killed by opening the door."

"There's not even a single cyclist in this world, so where does one get the door-opening X?" The League Secretary shook his head. "Forget it, I'm tired of complaining all the time. I have to admit that this is indeed a good idea..."

"It's not that there are benefits, it's that we have to do this." Masha interrupted the secretary of the League branch, "Our monitoring device is in the car. It can only detect fluctuations in the real world when it is in the real world, so the car must be kept in the real world for a long time."

Masha patted the door that had just been installed.

"Now that we have this thing, we can add some distracting decorations to the car, and then we can put it directly in the garage of the maid shop. We can even actually drive it out to buy ingredients."

Masha paused. "Of course, to do this, you have to change the license plate and repaint it."

The league secretary smiled and asked, "Paint it red?"

"I want to paint it red. But if I really want to drive this car out, I still have to be low-key."

Masha paused.

"I think it should be aged and then have a phone number of a driving school or leak repair shop painted on the outside of the car."

"What if someone really calls and asks to take a driving test or to make up for a gap?" asked the Youth League Secretary.

"Cai Shi's father should know real driving schools and decoration companies. He can just swipe their phone numbers and that's it. Anyway, with this thing, we have more freedom to move around. We just need to wait for all of us to move into the maid shop, and then we can start our vigilante life!"

The secretary nodded and suddenly asked, "How can we hide this from Guigui who also lives in the store?"

"Just fool her." Masha said nonchalantly, "I think she's easy to fool."

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I worked too hard yesterday, so today I'm a bit slow.

I will post the fifth update after I finish watching Avengers 4.

As long as it is updated before six o'clock tomorrow morning, it will be counted as five updates!

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