——I always feel that they just don’t want to enter the Yuejiang River. The Yuejiang River has indeed become cleaner after more than ten years of remediation, but when Masha and his friends were young, the Yuejiang River was still dirty and you could smell the fishy stench even at the shore.
Once this impression is formed, you will feel more or less bothered by it.
Anyway, the people of Yuezhou, who have experienced the period when the Yuejiang River was seriously polluted, should not have the idea of swimming in the Yuejiang River.
And most likely never in this lifetime.
The league secretary got into the car and patted Masha on the shoulder.
So Masha drove the car into the shadow of the earth, and then rushed through the wall and out of the garage at lightning speed.
**
Guigui stood at the stairs, listening to the noise below.
It was quiet.
She wanted to go downstairs to see what was going on, but Masha's words kept echoing in her mind.
——I always feel like Masha doesn’t want me to go downstairs.
Guigui returned to the workbench, sat down and stared at the "Sleepy Black Tea" on the table.
——Could this sleepy black tea be the one mentioned in the popular meme on Bilibili?
Guigui picked up her phone and quickly searched on Baidu.
——After drinking, you will fall asleep, and then...
Her face turned red.
——Why are you giving me this? Why don’t you just trick me into drinking it?
——Are you kidding me? You must be kidding me.
Gui Gui stared at the red tea, thinking with a distressed look on his face.
——What on earth does this mean? Why do you do this?
——Should I drink it? Of course I shouldn’t? It’s right not to drink it, right? Then what does he mean by giving it to me?
Just like that, Gui Gui was struggling with "what does this mean" and began to scratch her hair subconsciously.
——I don’t understand at all!
She took out a pencil, tore off a page from the notebook where she drew the design, and began to write one note at a time - an old worker once taught her that if there was something she couldn't figure out, she should first list the points she thought of one by one.
Guigui starts the list:
1. Masha is very nice to me, he might be interested in me.
She stopped, thought about it, erased the second half of the sentence, and changed it to "He treats me as a good friend."
2. After drinking black tea, I will fall asleep and be at the mercy of others.
She thought about it and added a parenthesis (maybe).
3. I might lose my virginity to Masha.
4. Masha likes older girls. Even Sister Fang is much older than me - I may not lose my virginity.
Gui Gui showed a distressed expression again: "What's going on?"
——What do I think of Masha?
Guigui wrote the number "5" on the notebook, and then did not write a single word for a long time. Suddenly, she lay on the table, stomped her feet desperately, and made a mysterious noise.
After struggling for a long time, she suddenly stood up and wrote after the serial number 5: This is a joke, it must be, they must have put a camera somewhere and are watching me make fun of myself.
Guigui looked at his ugly handwriting on the notebook and let out a long sigh.
——That must be it! The sleepy tea thing is a famous ACG meme, very similar to what Masha would play!
She turned the pencil over and used the eraser tip to erase the words on the notebook.
After wiping it clean, she picked up the black tea directly.
——After I drink it, Masha and the others who are hiding will probably jump out and laugh at me, right?
——What you should say is "You drank the sleepy tea willingly, so you must think it's okay to be slept with."
——Wait a minute!
Gui Gui put down the tea and stared at it intently.
——If I sleep with you…
——If Masa sleeps with me…
As the imagined scene appeared in his mind, Guigui lay on the table again, stomping his feet desperately, making mysterious noises.
Finally, she raised her head suddenly and shouted to the wall on the fourth floor: "Come out! Have you seen enough? You have played a trick on me! Come out and laugh at me!"
Of course, no one responded to her!
"That's too much!" Gui Gui stood up, "I'm going to find you!"
She ran to the stairs and was about to go down, but then stopped.
——It seems like Masha was very serious just now. I…shouldn’t I go down there? They must be doing something. It’s not good to go down there suddenly…
Gui Gui's ears turned red when she thought about what Masha, Chihiro, Cai Shi, and Fang Qiuyi might do.
She trudged back to the workbench.
"Hmph, I'll just do what you say and work hard!" She picked up her tools and started to do the work she hadn't finished...
However, there was always a little ant in her heart, crawling around, leaving her with a sour feeling.
Finally, Guigui stopped and looked at Hongcha.
——Is this a test for me? In the novel I read, "The Bad Village Chief Fell in Love with Me", there is such a plot! The hero deliberately gave poison to the heroine to drink, and the heroine said, "I will drink anything you give me" and drank it without blinking, and then...
——No, how could Masha read this kind of book!
——He must only read famous books!
——But, what if?
At this time, most girls would ask themselves "Do I like Masha?", but Guigui's mind had gone astray, and when she thought of it as a trial, she had already gotten stuck in a dead end.
Now she had only one thing on her mind.
——I want...I want to truly become like everyone else!
She picked up the tea and was about to twist the lid when she suddenly remembered something and lifted the long hem of her maid's skirt to take a look.
——Wow, this definitely won’t work!
She stood up, hurried into her bedroom in the corner of the fourth floor, and took out the underwear she bought with Chihiro and the others last time.
For three weeks, she had kept the underwear well. She only washed it once on the day she brought it back, and then ironed it after it dried and kept it like a treasure.
She quickly took off her maid outfit, put on the most expensive lingerie she owned, and looked at herself in the mirror for a long time.
——Is it because of the clothes? Why do you think... I'm quite cute?
She quickly put her maid outfit back on, tidied herself in front of the mirror, then took out her makeup bag to touch up her makeup.
When everything was done, she trotted back to the table, sat down, took a deep breath, and stared at the black tea.
Then she became frustrated again: What am I doing! This kind of plot can't possibly happen in real life, right?
——And Masha likes big ones. My childish body shape definitely won’t work.
She pushed the tea aside and sighed, "Let's get back to work."
Just like that, she worked at the counter for five minutes with full concentration, and suddenly felt a little thirsty - she remembered that the last time she drank water seemed to be before the maid shop closed.
So she reached for the water cup and gulped down several gulps.
——Hey, this water is a bit sweet? Nongfu Spring?
She glanced at the black tea package in her hand, and her expression froze for a moment.
"Oops……"
Fatigue sets in.
"It really is sleepy black tea!"
She fell back and slumped in her chair.
——Luckily I changed my underwear.
With this thought in mind, she fell into a deep sleep.
The black tea fell to the ground with a clang, and all the water in it spilled out.
----
The bounty of 300 blades per update actually received 1500 blades.
I originally thought that I hadn’t paid off all my debts, so no one would invest.
After that, the bounty will be confirmed to be 300 blades per update, yeah.
There are only 109 chapters left out of the previous 55 chapters, and with the five chapters, it will only be chapters in total.
trivial.
Chapter 249 Ah~~~ Door~~~~ (th update)
Masha parked his car in a dark alley in a village in the city center—of course, he had not yet entered the real world.
"Repeat the process..."
"Hey, I'm here, what are you worried about?" said the League Secretary.
Qianxun: "With the League Secretary here, nothing will go wrong. Hurry up and count down to three seconds, and then we'll get started."
Masha nodded.
The little girl shouted on behalf of Masha: "3, 2, 1!"
The skill of the League Secretary - of course it was activated, and through the hula hoop - the wall-penetrating circle affected reality. The moment Masha let the car return to the real world, Chihiro and the League Secretary passed through the wall-penetrating circle one after another.
With this prop, you don’t even have to open the car door.
"I'm leaving!"
Masha said, returning to the shadow of the earth.
**
In the real world, Chihiro and the league secretary looked at each other, and the next moment they both wore the power armor given by Masha's ability.
Because Chihiro's armor was larger, it suddenly hit the wall and dislocated a pillar that supported many network cables.
"At this moment, many people who are playing League of Legends must be cursing." The league secretary complained.
"Don't talk." Chihiro reminded.
Because the voice changers that can be directly purchased on the market will probably be decompiled by the office, Chihiro and the league secretary must remain silent when performing vigilante activities - of course, the two power armors have internal communications, which seems to be some kind of thought communication. As long as Chihiro thinks of what she wants to say in her head, it will be conveyed to the league secretary.
The league secretary said in an internal communication: "Take off. If you stay too long, your flaws will be discovered."
After saying that, the two of them soared into the sky together, and at the same time, the league secretary released his skills.
**
The office was in chaos in an instant: "Unconfirmed SSS awakening body signal!"
Amid the alarm, the monitoring center director’s distorted shouts came from the loudspeaker.
Gao Shun, who was originally paying attention to the newly awakened A-level awakening body, immediately ordered: "Determine the location! Is it continuously sending out signals?"
"Yes, it is being released continuously and is being positioned. It is expected to take one minute!"
"Show the timely estimated range on the screen!"
The next moment, all the related images of the A-level awakening body were pushed to the corner, and most of the main screen was occupied by the shrinking SSS awakening body position prediction circle.
Gao Shun stared at the circle and suddenly frowned.
"Wait a minute, is this circle moving?"
