Hongye: "Legs mom! Let's talk about serious matters!"
Masha was about to respond to Hongye when Eriri MKV said, "These two ordinary people - no, what are these ordinary people doing here?"
Masha smiled brightly at Eriri MKV: "They are all my lovers, isn't that obvious?"
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If I write three more chapters, I can go lick Ami Donkey!
Come on!
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Chapter 281 The Beginning of the International Maid Shop (Part )
The three foreign girls who understood Chinese looked at Masha with contempt.
Then Masha used the same trick that the fox used to trick Guigui.
After Masha finished speaking, YingliliMKV frowned and raised her right hand to touch her forehead: "Damn, why do I feel like you have a point?"
Masha thought, it seems that my feeling is right, my own IQ is over 20.
——This Eriri MKV seems very smart. I guess her IQ is not too low. If I can influence her, she must be over 20, and maybe even more than .
——I remember my teacher once said that my argumentative essays have a kind of persuasive power.
——Does that mean my IQ was over 20 at that time?
After this thought came to mind, many details in Masha's memory took on completely different meanings.
——Looking back, it seems that I have always been good at fooling people.
- For example, when the vice principal caught me and wanted to tell my dad, I threatened him that I would not get the top score in the military academy entrance exam, and he actually let me go. Now thinking back, isn't that a bit far-fetched?
Masha remembers many more things like this.
——So, my intelligence was already over 20, and after drinking the intelligence potion given by Qianxun, it increased by 2? Just another qualitative change?
——No, it’s ridiculous to be born with an IQ of over 20. I should be just an ordinary person.
Masha shook off the speculation in his mind and forced himself to turn his attention back to reality.
Eriri MKV looked at Masha and said, "I suggest you use a memory eraser to erase their memories. It's not a good thing to involve ordinary people in this world."
Masha: “I refuse.”
——What the hell is elimination? Now only Hongye can eat the deletion stick, and everyone else is immune to deletion because they have all become my wings.
——If this is exposed and cannot be deleted, the fact that I am Dr. Shadow will be exposed.
Eriri MKV frowned: "You are putting ordinary people in danger by doing this!"
"Will they be safe if their memories are deleted? Do you know how many cases of people with super powers awakening and killing innocent people have happened in Yuezhou City in recent days? The safest place now is here, next to me!" Masha said firmly.
Eriri MKV was speechless for a moment. She looked like she really wanted to refute but just couldn't find the words.
——Hmm... I feel like there is indeed an IQ suppression effect. If I could know this guy's intelligence value, I could verify my guess.
——Now, let’s try someone else first.
Masha glanced at Josephine, who had silver hair and red eyes.
——She is a Stasi agent and has the trust of the KGB. This girl must be very smart. I will try to fool her.
At this time, the girl started speaking English directly—of course, it was English with a strong Russian accent: "I think you are right, comrade. The safest place right now is to be with an SSS-level superpower. Especially with Comrade Lin Qianxun."
Masha said in his broken English: "Comrade, vodka."
"I'm German and I like dark beer," Josephine said, speaking in German.
Of course, no one present could understand German. Even though the cuffs of the League Secretary's maid outfit were in German, she actually didn't understand it either.
Josephine didn't say anything else.
Masha scratched his head. This person here directly agreed with him. Then there was no point in testing. He might as well try the Japanese girl.
Masha remembered that this guy was so stupid that he was looking all the way here with the piece of paper with the house number written on it in the morning. He probably didn't have a very high IQ.
At this time, the Japanese girl with a ponytail spoke up: "I, I also think that the world is very dangerous now, Masha, you are doing the right thing."
Masha decisively said to Eriri MKV: "Look, everyone thinks I'm right!"
"No!" This time, Eriri MKV actually had something to refute, "You shouldn't be so promiscuous. You shouldn't seduce ordinary people who don't know anything about this world! This is actually your fault!"
Cai Shi frowned: "What are you talking about! Senior Brother originally brought everyone together just to protect everyone who likes him!"
Qianxun raised her hand and motioned Cai Shi to stop talking.
Masha smiled and asked Eriri: "Ms. Eriri..."
"Who is Eriri?" the other party asked back.
——Oh no, I just said the nickname I had given to the other person in my mind!
"Ah, don't worry about it, young lady. Isn't your mission to seduce me? Aren't you also an ordinary person? If I don't fall in love with ordinary people, your action will not be successful, right?"
"My original mission was to seduce you, corrupt you, and infiltrate you, but now it's different. My mission is just to work for you and monitor you. When your suspicion is cleared, I can return home." Eriri MKV crossed her arms and looked at Masha, "To be honest, I don't want to fall in love with a stupid guy like you who wears a helmet."
Masha thought to himself: Believe it or not, I will soon transform into Eastwood and be so handsome that you will be killed?
—Wait, she’s British, I should be Sean Connery!
At this time, the Japanese girl with a ponytail spoke up: "Just surveillance? Eh? Is that the order I got, or...eh?"
Eriri MKV snorted. "It must be the CIA's order. They are always so tasteless."
——Britain’s contempt for its former colonies has emerged!
Josephine nodded. "They have always been very tasteless."
Eriri MKV turned to the silver-haired girl and said, "You guys are no worse than her. You all have no taste!"
"Oh? The Royal Navy can't even fire blanks during exercises, and you still have the nerve to talk about style?"
"Humph, East Germany has a navy? How come I don't know? The Royal Navy at least has aircraft carriers. Your missile boats can't get out of the Strait of Jutland, right?"
The little fox pulled the sleeve of the ponytail girl: "What are they talking about?"
The girl with the ponytail was embarrassed: "I... ah, I... I am not good at English at all! I can't understand!"
They all spoke in Japanese, and Masha didn't understand anything.
Qianxun intervened between East Germany and Britain, who were about to fight: "Stop arguing. Anyway, the total tonnage of the main navies of your two countries is not as large as that of our destroyer squadron."
The League Secretary laughed out loud after hearing what she said.
Eriri MKV frowned: "We... the Royal Navy still has aircraft carriers. You can't fail to count our aircraft carriers."
Masha: "Okay, stop bullying them. Give the British Empire a fig leaf."
Qianxun nodded: "Okay, let's take the aircraft carrier into account. Then we will need a destroyer squadron and a frigate squadron to surpass the main force of the Royal Navy in terms of tonnage."
The league secretary laughed again.
——Hey, is the League Secretary a hidden military fan? Speaking of which, she is very interested in Mauser pistols and even knows how to spell Sergeant Major in German... This...
Eriri MKV blushed.
Masha felt sorry for her and decided to end the topic, so he said, "Let's not talk about this anymore. So, English girl, what's your name?"
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I wanted to lie down on the bed and rest, but I fell asleep...
If there hadn’t been a courier, I probably wouldn’t have woken up until the afternoon.
I was forcibly woken up and my head was dizzy. It seemed that I could only lick Ami's donkey for a while and then go to sleep.
By the way, it seems that there is a rollback BUG in Arknights.
The official solution now is to close the game immediately, clear the cache, and log in again when you see the plot return to the part where you are asked to name your character.
Repeat this process until you can enter the game interface normally.
Hope that everyone knows.
I spent a month of my life in krypton, but I can't get a monthly ticket, okay?
I have a characteristic: I can't type unless my thoughts are clear.
Last month, I wrote 44 words and updated 220 of them, which was almost a high-intensity burst of writing for the entire month.
Occupational diseases that had improved in recent years, such as myofasciitis and lumbar pain, have all recurred.
I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes at the beginning of this year, and theoretically I can't drink any beverages.
In order to get a breakout, I drank all kinds of Monster. My blood sugar was originally controlled at 8, but now it is 15 when I am fasting. For normal people, a blood sugar of 10 when they are full is considered high.
I really have a burst of kryptonian life.
I started writing at 6pm yesterday and continued until 10am this morning, 16 hours! I took a break in bed and fell asleep as soon as I lay down. After sleeping for two hours, I was woken up by the courier. I dragged my tired body to write another update.
Do you think I was playing Arknights after this?
Do I still have the energy to play?
Among the games released last month, the one I played the longest was Anno 1800, which was only six hours. I only played Paradox's new game Rome for 18 minutes and didn't dare to play it anymore.
Yes, 18 minutes.
So I went online to play Arknights and drew a card, and then I couldn’t hold on any longer and fell asleep. I really couldn’t hold on any longer.
I have been in a coma until now. When I woke up and checked the group chat, I saw Zhangyu saying sarcastically: Hey, how come Liushen can't even make it into the top three for monthly tickets?
The thought suddenly became unclear.
I checked the backstage and found that by the time of the 9 o'clock update this morning, there were already 500 people subscribed, but less than people cast monthly votes.
Go to the reader group to vote as a whole, and someone else jumped out and shouted, "Vote if there is a monthly ticket reward."
Fine.
I know that at times like this I should continue to break out and continue to ask for monthly votes by updating.
But as I said before, my thoughts were not clear, and I couldn’t type a single word under these circumstances.
I have to do something else to adjust my mindset.
Adjusted today and will continue to explode tomorrow.
If the adjustments are not made well, there will be three updates tomorrow, two as a minimum, and one more update is still owed.
It’s none of my business whether you vote for the monthly ticket or not.
Chapter 282 It smells so good, I declare, it smells so good!
Eriri MKV shook her blonde ponytail that had fallen in front of her and said in a clear voice, "I'm Shelley Elizabeth."
"You're kidding me. I would believe you if you said Elizabeth Shelley."
Elizabeth is usually a first name, such as "Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor".
Shelley is usually a surname, such as "Mary Frankenstein Shelley".
This guy just said his name backwards.
Ying Lili MKV said: "I deliberately reversed my name to adapt to the habits of Greater China! Because of you, the catwalk show I planned for a long time was cancelled. Because your boss thought I was too good-looking, he didn't let me enter the country because he was afraid that I would seduce you."
Masha said "Oh" to show that he understood.
Masha has no objection to Eriri MKV's comments about her appearance.
She is indeed very pretty, with a conservative estimate of 16 charms.
After Masha started this conversation, he also evaluated the charm values of these girls: the silver-haired Stacy girl Josephine was about 14, and without the silver hair and red eyes, she would not be as pretty as Eriri MKV; the ponytailed Sakura girl was probably 16, and without considering the bonus of liveliness and age, the little girl would be about to .
The charm value does not take into account the effect of cosmetics, so Masha’s estimate may not be accurate, and the little girl should still have room to grow.
