"No, I want to fully master its performance," said Masha.
After all the girls came over, Masha put his hand on the door - but then he put his hand down again, and he wanted to try to control it directly with his mind.
"close the door!"
The door closed and the world disappeared from the car.
Qianxun hit Masa hard and said, "Look, you lost a good magic weapon!"
Masha: "Don't worry! I should have become its master. Since I can control the warhorse when it is not in the main material plane, I can also break this door."
He gave instructions to the door with his mind.
Then, as everyone watched, the door appeared and opened with a rumble.
"Look!" Masha was extremely excited, "This is convenient now!"
Chapter 311 My benefit is your benefit
Masha happily began to test the function of the door.
Then he discovered that this door could go not just to places he had been to, but also to places he had been to and could still clearly remember.
For example, this door can lead to Masha’s own room or to the classroom at school.
It could also drive to the toilet in the teaching building of Masha High School, but it couldn't drive to the toilet on the playground of Masha's high school - Masha had clearly been to that toilet, but it didn't leave any clear impression - except that it smelled bad.
In response to this, Qianxun gave a genius suggestion: "So, if you want to go to a place often in the future, you can choose a girl who has never rolled outdoors before and go there once. This way, you will remember that place because of the novelty."
Masha looked at Chihiro and said, "You know, we have been childhood sweethearts for so many years, and I often feel out of tune with you because I am not perverted enough."
Cai Shi: "Wouldn't it be better to just remember the girl's coy gesture and nothing else? I think we should use photos. Take a bunch of photos at places we need to visit frequently, and just look at the photos before we go."
Before, Masha tried to open the door to a certain place through photos, but she found that no matter how detailed the photos were, it was useless as long as Masha had never been to the place.
But it should be possible to use photos to help Masha recall the specific appearance of the places he has visited.
Masha gave Cai Shi a tight hug and said, "My Cai Shi is still the most reliable one."
"You talk as if I'm not from your family." Chihiro muttered.
"You all are, you all are." Masha said very readily.
Qianxun changed the subject: "I originally thought that after I had the demiplane and this portal, I wouldn't have to use the wall-penetrating circle anymore. Now it seems that I still have to use it."
"Even if the portal can be opened to all the places I've been to, the wall-penetrating circle is still necessary. There will always be times when we need to go to places I haven't been to to work. And through the wall-penetrating circle, we can use skills without entering reality, right? You can use the wall-penetrating circle in the car to distort the gravity of the real world, Cai Shi can control steel, and the league secretary can cognitive interference."
After hearing what Masha said, Qianxun nodded: "That's right. In short, we originally dug the tunnel to dig out a passage that doesn't rely on cars. Now we have it, and it's a multifunctional passage that far exceeds our imagination."
Masha nodded: "Yes, but the underground base still needs to be built. This can be used as a cover-up. Use one secret to cover up another secret."
"You just want to build a secret base, right?" Qianxun said bluntly, "You are the kind of guy who can stay in your base for a whole day after opening the MC!"
Masha shrugged: "Yes, I just want to build an underground base."
At this time, the little girl ran back from the fairyland, all wet, and cried to Masha: "I hit the wall on the sea! I fell and my whole body is wet!"
Everyone looked at the little girl.
Cai Shi and Gui Gui acted almost at the same time, one brought a towel to the little girl to wipe her body, and the other brought clean clothes.
The little girl pouted and glared at Masha: "Why didn't you tell me there was an air wall on the sea?"
Masha scratched his head: "This..."
At the same time, he also imagined the scene where a little girl running in the shallows hit her head against the air wall and then slowly slid down the wall - well, it was a bit cute.
**
Afterwards, after putting Cai Shi on the second floor to monitor the situation, Masha called the league secretary into the world in the car.
The League Secretary looked at the arbitrary door standing in the world inside the car, then stretched his head to look at the island inside the door.
"So, you... dug up the legacy left by one of the Five Emperors? And a super awesome tripod?"
Masha nodded: "Yes, I also listened to a background story explanation."
"That tripod is still effective, so we can't use it?"
"Well, wait until it loses its effectiveness and then study it. Maybe we can come up with something amazing. After all, even if it loses its effectiveness, it was once a magical artifact."
The league secretary frowned and asked, "How big is that tripod? Can we ask an ordinary person like Hongye to get it out?"
Masha laughed: "Impossible, I have to stand on tiptoe to see the bottom of that tripod."
"Is that so?" The secretary of the Youth League branch looked very regretful. "If I really encountered this kind of plot in online novels where someone found a treasure, I would still want to move the treasure into the space ring and keep it for myself."
Masha smiled and expressed his understanding, then took out a small pickaxe and said, "Next, I plan to try to use the small pickaxe to connect the world in the car with the island, but I can't think of a way to do it now."
As he spoke, Masha hit the table beside him with a small pickaxe.
"This little pickaxe seems to be able to perform only conceptually 'digging' actions. Hitting anything directly is useless. No matter how I 'cheat' it in my mind and tell it 'this is digging', it doesn't move at all."
The League Secretary nodded: "I guess that might be the case. By the way, after you conquered this door, you must have tried to use the Earth as a vehicle to control it, right? After all, in The Wandering Earth, humans drove the Earth away!"
"You really understand me, but it's useless. It seems that this kind of persuasive argument requires a magic weapon that can 'convince' me."
"Speaking of which," the League Secretary changed the subject, "We now have wall-penetrating circles and arbitrary doors. According to this routine, should we come up with something like a telephone booth next?"
"It would be great if there is one. If I get it, I will definitely say 'If all the beautiful girls in the world are my harem'."
The league secretary laughed and said, "But according to the performance of the telephone booth in the plot, it will probably trick you in some way where you define a beautiful girl."
"Too."
Masha also laughed.
"Next, we just need to wait for new awakenings to appear within our detection range. With this door, we can dispatch faster and stop those newly awakened people from doing evil more quickly, thereby reducing the casualties of innocent people." Masha said confidently, "And by the way, we can also fool the intelligence agencies of various countries."
"Yes," the League Secretary also laughed, "When the time comes, we will go out on the scene and you will flirt with foreign girls - wait, why do we seem to be at a disadvantage?"
"How could that be? You and I are like grasshoppers on the same rope. If I gain, you gain as well."
Masha said so.
At this time, the little girl came over from the fairyland wearing a swimsuit and a swimming ring around her waist, and shouted to Masha: "Big brother, the sea water is too shallow, it's not comfortable to swim, can you dig a swimming pool for me to swim in?"
"Okay!" Masha responded happily, and ran over happily with the small pickaxe in his hand.
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Chapter 312: Beautiful Girl Kodomon Eating Online (Update )
That night, Masha used the remaining time and the electronic components he had purchased earlier to make some small props.
"Put this thing on the toilet door," Masha said, "It can sense the vibration of the door and send a signal. And I installed a device to receive the signal on this electronic recorder. When it receives the signal, it will play the recorded sound."
As he said this, Masha handed two identical tape recorders, but with different numbers on the stickers, to Chihiro and the league secretary respectively.
"What? You want us to record some sex sounds?" Chihiro started talking.
"Don't joke, this is a serious matter," said Masha.
League Secretary: "He just said that the vibration sensor is installed on the toilet door, so he wants us to record some sounds of the rice field being stuck, right?"
——Your point is not right either!
Cai Shi: "I think the dishes that my senior brother has been cooking lately do not have enough vegetables. He wants us to consume more plant fiber. Otherwise, it will be very hard to defecate only once every few days."
Masha was shocked: I was actually listening to beautiful girls discussing poop!
At this time, the little girl ran back from the wonderland and went into the toilet.
Masha watched her run in and sighed, "You guys, give me back the perfect image of a beautiful girl in my mind!"
Chihiro: "Then you can transform our bodies and strengthen our stomachs so that we don't have to go to the toilet."
"Things that can completely digest what they eat are called aliens, okay?" Masha complained.
"It can also be Taotie." Cai Shi said, highlighting traditional culture.
League Secretary: "Or a kodo beast."
Masha looked at the league secretary and said, "How do you know about Kodo? You are a girl."
"That's right, I'm the perfect girl that boys dream of playing Warcraft 3 with. What's wrong? You don't accept it."
"Okay, that's it, we won't discuss this issue. You two, record some responses, such as 'Wait a minute, I'll be well soon'. Be careful not to record anything that can form a dialogue. After recording, Chihiro is hiding in the locker in the toilet on the third floor, and the league secretary is on the second floor, don't mix them up. I will open the door to pick you two up separately, and then you will transfer from the fairyland to Baiyun Mountain, and then take off to search for the enemy.
"When we go out on the police mission, I will try to hold back Shelley, who is the most suspicious, but we must guard against Comrade Josephine betraying the revolution."
"I will find a way to delay Josephine." Cai Shi said.
"No, you have to follow her. After she knocks on the toilet door for the first time and hears the recording, pretend to be passing by and go out and tell her, 'The toilet on the first floor is empty.'"
Cai Shi nodded: "I understand!"
"The acting has to be realistic."
"Well, don't worry." Cai Shi suddenly laughed, "Women are born to act, especially beautiful girls."
"That's a good boast," Qianxun teased, "but there are no ugly girls here. What are you so proud of, Concubine Cai? Do you think you are prettier than me?"
"I dare not! Your Majesty, calm down!"
"Okay, stop acting in Qing Dynasty dramas and start preparing now."
Chihiro and the league secretary took the tape recorder and started recording.
Cai Shi asked Masha, "Brother, how are you going to hold Shelley back?"
"She has finished her clothing design, so she has to work in the store, right? I'm going to ask her to come help in the kitchen." Masha pouted and said, "I originally wanted to play chess with her, that would be more stylish. While we are fighting openly on the chessboard, my plan is unfolding secretly. Isn't that how a battle of wits is arranged?"
"Brother, where did you come from, Lelouch who doesn't want to reveal his name?" Cai Shi complained.
"Don't compare me to someone who only knows how to play with explosions. Anyway, playing chess is a traditional way for people with high IQ to show off! But after thinking about it, I don't have any reason to play chess leisurely."
"That's right. Senior brother is the only cook in the whole store. We can take turns to rest, but senior brother can't."
Masha covered her face with her hands: "It's too embarrassing for me to be the master of the harem!"
"Don't say that. In history, wise rulers all had thousands of concubines but they still stayed up late to read memorials and didn't even have time to flip through the cards."
"I haven't slept for three days and three nights. After thinking about it, I can only say four words: the harem is too ugly."
Cai Shi said with a straight face: "Brother, I know you are joking, but there are some things you can't say casually."
"Okay, it's my bad. I was just joking. You guys are not ugly. Look now, is there any night that Jill can have a day off? Please let me play games all night for once!"
Cai Shi pursed her lips, looked at Masha, and finally sighed: "Okay, when it's my turn, I'll let you play the game. But I want to watch you play, and you have to explain it to me."
Masha was overjoyed: "Okay, okay, it's just a game commentary, I'm good at it."
"It would be even better if you could play with me..."
"No, I'm sick of playing multiplayer games lately. When I'm with you guys, it's all multiplayer or Apex all day long. I want to play single player!"
At this time, Qianxun's voice floated over from afar: "Isn't your real life now more interesting than the game?"
"How should I put it..."
The little girl's voice interrupted Masha's words: "Big brother, I forgot to bring paper in!"
"Coming!" Masha ran happily to get the paper.
**
The next morning, as soon as Hongye and Huagu Shuang entered the door of the maid shop, they shouted, "Thigh Mom, we're here!"
Masha poked her head out from the back kitchen and glanced at the two girls dragging their suitcases. "Carry your luggage up to the third floor by yourselves. I've made a bunk bed for you two. You can decide who's on top and who's on the bottom."
Hongye: "I'm the top, of course I'll go first!"
"Hmph, you are obviously the strong bottom, and I am the weak top." Hua Gu Shuang teased.
Masha looked at Hua Gu Shuang and said, "You are not weak either. You can just attack each other. It's a pity that you are not boys, otherwise you can fight with swords."
Both girls laughed: "You're driving too fast!"
