Chapter 467: Meow! (Second update)
Masha walked through the random door, glanced at the league secretary, closed the door and summoned Baiquan, who turned into a Totoro bus.
"After you sent me into that strange space, I couldn't move on my own and could only follow you," Baiquan said as soon as he appeared. "Isn't that the characteristic of your prop?"
"Correct."
While Masha was responding, he silently made a note in his mind: the little car will indeed move with me in real time when I am in reality and it is in the shadow of the earth. It does not "flash" over only when I summon it.
"Open the door." Masha waved to Baiquan.
So the door of the Totoro Bus opened - although Masha could open the door by mind control, he thought it would be better to give the responsibility to Baiquan, so that she might feel his trust in her.
Masha and the league secretary got on the car and looked at the passage at the back leading to the world inside the car. Their girls had already finished their disguises and were gathering in a position that could not be seen from the window.
"If you want to experience the romance of France and the style of England, come to the front," Masha said. "There are so many seats in the front, enough for everyone."
Chihiro came up first. She was dressed in a masked evening gown. When Masha saw her, she hummed the chorus of the Cantonese theme song of the beautiful girl show: "The beautiful girl turned around and became a warrior. She gathered strength with love to save the world and jumped into heaven~"
Qianxun immediately sang along: "The body is covered with a halo, and I can see it even if I close my eyes~ It's as bright as the Buddha's light appearing in the sky. Although she is full of tricks, once the beautiful girl changes, all the evil demons will stand aside~"
League Secretary: "When this version of the theme song was broadcast, it wasn't even 94, was it? Are you two really only 18 years old?"
Cai Shi: "Fang Fang, you must be more than 18 years old to be able to recognize what song this is right away, right?"
Xiao Shi: "The lyrics include 'Sailor Moon'. Is this the Cantonese version of the Sailor Moon theme song?"
"Do you understand Cantonese?" Masha looked at Xiao Shi in confusion.
"I learned Cantonese earlier than Mandarin because my grandfather liked Bruce Lee and movies about Victoria Harbor," Xiao Shi said. "But I can't speak it well. It sounds a bit weird."
Baiquan: "Can we set off now?"
Masha took a look at the girls' disguises, then put on a hood and a mask - since he was a doctor, he should dress like this!
"Have you remembered all the precautions I told you?"
"Remember this." Bai Quan said impatiently.
"Then let's just follow the road within our field of vision and run towards the sunset!"
As Masha spoke, he opened the French mobile phone that he had stolen when he came here last time to open a quick travel point and turned on the GPS.
Masha and the others' cell phones were sealed up in Wonderland.
Baiquan started running.
When the Totoro Bus's many legs move, the floor of the bus will ripple in a regular wave-like pattern.
With so many legs, the Totoro Bus accelerated very quickly, and suddenly it had a speed almost the same as the car on the road ahead.
Baiquan yelled "Meow" and rushed onto the road.
A tiger-striped cat as big as a bus suddenly appeared, and the driver was so scared that he subconsciously stepped on the brakes.
Then there were the car accidents.
Masha listened to the brake sounds and the "bang" and "clang" sounds from behind, and excused himself in his heart: "This is not my fault. Rear-end collisions are usually the fault of the car behind."
——Well, generally speaking, generally speaking.
However, on the opposite lane, someone was obviously frightened when he saw the chinchilla, and subconsciously turned the steering wheel at a small angle, and crashed directly into the roadside guardrail, using the guardrail as a springboard, flying high into the air, and then diving into the pile of dirt on the roadside.
Seeing a car flying out, the driver of another car subconsciously braked suddenly, and then - bang! bang!
Baiquan probably wanted to stop himself from laughing so he yelled again: "Nyan!"
——What the hell is Meowne!
——"Angel Falls to Me" is an animation exclusively for macho men. Why should a little cute girl like you watch it? Just look at yourself!
The Totoro bus rushed into the undersea tunnel.
There was a police car parked next to the tunnel. The French police who were about to get in the car were shocked and stared in amazement at the tiger-striped cat that "whoosh" past them.
After entering the underground tunnel, Shiraizumi's eyes began to glow - just like in the animation, the eyes of the Totoro Bus are headlights.
Xiao Shi: "I feel like Bai Jiang is so happy."
"How did you feel that?"
"Eh?" Xiao Shi tilted her head. "Don't Chinese people say 'You are like a worm in my stomach' when they lament that others know everything about them? Aren't we in Baijiang's stomach now?"
Cai Shi: "But we are not roundworms."
"NICE rant!" Xiao Shi clapped her hands, "Shi-chan is really the one who makes rants."
Baiquan might want to speak, but she and Masa agreed not to speak human language in this situation, so she said: "Nyan!"
Cai Shi: "Xiao Bai is right."
——Are you addicted to complaining, my good schoolmate?
The English Channel Tunnel is actually quite long. After running for a while, Baiquan was not willing to run in a proper manner, so she jumped directly onto the wall and started running along the wall.
All the people in the car fell to one side at once, and Masha instantly had the weight of three girls on him.
Most of Masha's core harem girls are very heavy. Except for Cai Shi, who is short and light, the other girls' breasts and hips are not light at all. Stacking three of them at once would put a lot of pressure on him.
Baiquan may have felt what was happening in his "stomach", so he ran even faster and even performed a series of jumps back and forth on the walls on both sides of the underwater tunnel.
Now all the cars in the tunnel rear-ended each other in a chain reaction. Fortunately, no one was driving fast in the tunnel, so after the collision, everyone was able to open their doors and come out to see Jesus, no, to see the Totoro Bus.
Finally, the exit is just ahead.
Baiquan rushed out of the tunnel exit with a "meow", leaped up, stretched out all her legs, and actually glided in the air. She just passed the British police and British army's power armor blocking the tunnel entrance and ran away.
"Oh my," Masha looked out the window, "the British have a pretty good reaction speed."
Chihiro: "It's definitely better than France."
There was the sound of a helicopter in the air.
Masha: "Baiquan, just run north and west. We will go straight to Stonehenge."
"Nyaunai!"
——Stop shouting!
The light beam from the helicopter hit the Totoro Bus, and then the loud speaker hanging from the plane started shouting: "Wa-lie-wa-lie-wa-lie..."
"Why is it Japanese?" Cai Shi asked puzzledly.
"My Neighbor Totoro is a Japanese monster." Masha shrugged.
Xiao Shi was translating: "We are the British Army. The superpowered people running below, please stop immediately and be inspected."
League Secretary: "When the white spring doesn't change, there are no fluctuations, right?"
"No. It only emits fluctuations when it changes."
"So how did the British know that this was a person with super powers and not a real chinchilla?" the League Secretary asked puzzledly.
Masha: "Well, this... I guessed that all the legendary monsters and beasts might have prototypes, but the British might not have come to this conclusion."
"There's a flying object on the left." Qianxun interrupted the conversation between Masha and the league secretary, "It feels like a superpower."
Masha: "Xiaobai, we are about to enter the shadow of the earth."
"Nyaunai!"
Because they entered the shadows, Baiquan could see the road just like Masha, so she was not very resistant to it.
The next moment, Masha led the Totoro Bus into the shadow of the earth.
Baiquan spoke immediately, obviously feeling very uncomfortable.
"It's so cool!" she said. "Look at their stupid surprised faces, hahahaha!"
"happy?"
"Happy!" Baiquan replied immediately.
"As long as you join me, there will be more happy things like this in the future." Masha took the opportunity to persuade.
"I know. Compared to the World Government, your side is definitely more interesting. I'm in!"
Masha thought, if you had two points less intelligence, I would believe you.
Suddenly, Baiquan made the sound of the Totoro in the My Neighbor Totoro movie.
As expected of a voice actor, his dubbing skills are truly amazing.
It was exactly the same sound as the chinchilla's cry in Masha's memory.
So Masha started yelling like the two sisters in the animation.
At a time like this, why think so much? Just shout happily.
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About an hour later, Masha and his party saw Stonehenge standing on the plain.
Chihiro: "Why didn't the Celts create a world religion after they built Stonehenge? They should have sent a great prophet."
Masha ignored Qianxun's game meme and said, "Looking at Stonehenge from today's perspective, it might really be some amazing thing from the mythological era. As the spiritual energy recovers, its functions might gradually recover."
"You think there's a tripod here?"
"That's my guess. Anyway, it won't be wrong to leave a few fast travel points here as backup. Then let Shelley and Baiquan go out for a walk and leave a puzzle for the smart people all over the world. Perfect. Then we can go ahead and continue hunting down the villains to fill the aura of the fairyland. Now that I've been to Stonehenge, this fast travel point should be considered a direct opening. I can open the door just by imagining Stonehenge."
Masha patted the wall of the Totoro Bus and said, "Baiquan, it's time for the next stage. Let's go home. I'll move the 'Military Horse' back to the van, and you prepare to restore your human form."
"Oh. I haven't had enough of being a Totoro bus yet." Baiquan said, "But, okay."
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It’s half past seven, good morning, please hand in your ticket.
See you at 12 noon.
Chapter 468 This is Hegemony (Part )
So Masha and the others transferred to the island wonderland through the world in the car, then opened the door and returned to the garage of the maid shop. Masha moved the car back to the King Cup Bread.
Baiquan was finally able to transform back into human form.
"It feels so weird." Bai Quan touched her slightly chubby belly - this was mainly because the rest of her body was too small, and her belly couldn't be small because the abdominal cavity had to house various internal organs.
In fact, Baiquan's waist should be thinner than Cai Shi Qianxun and the others, but other parts of her body are smaller in comparison, so her belly looks a little bit fat.
All lolis are like this.
Xiao Shi asked Bai Quan: "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell? Did the foreign objects in your stomach really have a bad effect?"
"No, I had a row of legs on my stomach just now, but now they are gone. It feels so weird. I always feel like there are still legs attached to my stomach."
Masha frowned suddenly: "It's a phantom limb. You have only been transformed for such a short time and you already have mild phantom limb symptoms. The frequency and duration of using this transformation must be strictly controlled."
Baiquan nodded obediently this time: "Yeah, I think so too."
——Could it be that this guy’s self-control ability is actually quite good?
As soon as Masha thought of this, the little guy gestured with his hands on his chest and said, "Maybe I've become a character with big breasts so many times that even if I change back, I'll feel sore in my shoulders?"
When these words were spoken, all the plump girls present showed subtle expressions.
"Okay, time is running out, change quickly, Shelley, bring out your character."
The character used by Baiquan was recreated based on a photo of a real model that Shelley found online in one day.
Although she only had one day to draw a rough outline, just as Masha predicted, Baiquan used her imagination to complete the details.
"This is an automatically operated system. Because the change took so short a time, Baiquan's subjective consciousness could not actively intervene too much. It was her subconscious mind that used her imagination to complete the details." Masha explained, "So she was able to become an animated character. This system that automatically uses imagination to complete the details played a big role."
Baiquanbang read: "Oh, so that's how it is. I've learned a lot."
Her current appearance gives people the impression of a modern witch who uses people to make potions and kills people without blinking an eye. She is also the kind of witch with a Cthulhu background, whose ugly true form may be seen at any time by people who have passed the inspiration test.
In short, she exudes a mature, wicked beauty, and one can only sigh that Shelley is indeed an internationally renowned fashion designer.
Gui Gui looked very shocked. Masha heard her whisper: "I might as well just be a farmer."
Masha chose to remain silent.
