Hongye pulled Hua Gushuang and said, "Should we also be more active in complaining?"
"Can you keep up with their Spido?"
Xiao Shi laughed out loud: "Hahahahaha! This Japanese word hahahaha! It's well used! It's very effective when it's thrown out suddenly!"
——When people in Kansai laugh, they also explain the structure of the baggage?
Hua Gu Shuang looked shocked: "I spoke English."
Xiao Shi laughed again.
"Very good, very good! This serious correction is very good!"
——? ? ?
Masha black question mark.
——So the Japanese style of comedy is different from ours?
——Hatani Shuang unexpectedly has a talent for Japanese comedy?
——By the way, what are we going to do now?
At this time, the League Secretary said: "Alas, I just wanted to complain, but Xiao Shi interrupted me."
"What do you want to complain about?" Baiquan asked.
"I want to say that Cai Shi shouldn't complain about 'Are you Sha Seng'..."
"Start from there!" Baiquan shouted.
Xiao Shi laughed so hard that she slid off her chair.
Xue Jianmei looked puzzled: "Where was the funny part just now?"
Masha shrugged: "Japanese humor."
Cai Shi was concerned about something else: "What does Fang Fang think I should say?"
"This is obviously a combination of Journey to the West and Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy," the League Secretary said seriously, "So you should also make a joint complaint. You should say, Junior Brother Sha, why is your face so yellow?"
This time Masha laughed, obviously this hit his funny bone.
Then several girls didn't laugh.
Bai Quan suddenly remembered something: "I stood up, which means I have to do something. What are we going to do?"
"Well, I remember now. We need to get rid of the thoughts of Tang Yingqiu's former companions and ask them to stop reciting that string of words when they sing."
"Oh yeah, but what if they thought Ying Qiu was dead after you dropped her from the sky with a bamboo dragonfly and wrote a song to remember her?"
Bai Quan's words made Tang Yingqiu frown: "That's so annoying. Otherwise, just tell them directly that I hate them and don't want to go back."
"Wow, is this so real?" The League Secretary looked at Miss Tang, "After all, they were once partners, right?"
"If it's a normal meeting, of course we should reminisce about the past," Tang Yingqiu curled her lips, "Now they are moving themselves and making a name for themselves, just as if I am living a miserable life now and want to go back. I feel so disgusted."
Masha shrugged.
The league secretary said: "It's not just that you seem miserable, they actually say that you are dead and they are trying to call back your spirit."
Tang Yingqiu: "That's right! I'm obviously alive and well! Besides, the one who cares about me the most and has the best relationship with me is not the lead singer. I remember that in our previous team, he was the most troublesome one and always caused trouble for everyone."
Masha curled her lips and said, "Alright. Let's give them a good scolding before their concert ends. This way, we can also throw a smokescreen in front of the whole world. By the way, Shelley, you come too. Fly in the air and protect me. At the same time, we can tell all the intelligence agencies around the world where this little girl belongs."
Shelley smiled and said, "So the Shadow Organization is going to have another general?"
Masha snapped his fingers: "That's right, and they will also come to the conclusion that the Shadow Organization can discover the potential of people with super powers and stimulate that potential! Tang Yingqiu, a B-level super power user with only the ability of perspective, has the ability to fly, and he doesn't even emit waves!"
Baiquan: "Should I transform into a pair of wings?"
"Okay, and you have to make this wing look like the same set as Shelley's." Masha said, looking quite happy. "Also, letting Yingqiu show up specifically shows that although the Shadow Organization is a terrible organization that does all kinds of evil, it is very humane to its members! And there is no doubt that the Shadow Organization is monitoring Masha! That's me!"
Chihiro: "Does this mean you are important too?"
"Yes! It can improve my 'value' and make my words and actions carry more weight in the future!" Masha clapped his hands, "Then we will play the role of vigilantes and kill Comrade Josephine's enemies while causing as few casualties as possible! This will enrich the character of the vigilante and emphasize once again that I am important! Because the vigilante is obviously paying attention to me all the time!"
Baiquan: "This sounds great, really great, it makes the whole world go around in circles! I like it!"
League Secretary: "So, we... have decided to help Comrade Josephine to avenge herself, and we want to do it as vigilantes?"
"Yes, and we must try not to kill good people and create a righteous persona!"
The process of telling everyone about his plan is actually the process of Masha completing his plan.
He had not yet come up with the whole idea until he mentioned that he wanted Shelley to go with him.
But now, the idea has been completed. Yes, it has been completed, and every detail of the plan has been thought out. After a round of evaluation, Masha felt that this is at least a plan that will not fail. It is just a little difficult to deal with Comrade Josephine's enemies without killing good people.
As long as it won’t fail, it’s worth executing it, because it won’t fail anyway!
It was a completely brainstormed idea, just like the Orks in Warhammer 40K, where they just thought "I think this could work", and it actually worked -
You know, the technology of the Orks in Warhammer 40K is the technology that I think about. "I think this gun can shoot", and the gun can shoot, "I think if I make it this way, it can fly", then it can fly.
Don't ask, the answer is psychic power.
Anyway, in the world view of Warhammer 40K, the styles of the Orks and other races are completely different. It's just like a funny race in a comedy work running into a serious Galactic Empire epic with deep hatred and deep suffering.
As a result, the funny characters were indeed the ceiling of combat power. While other races were suffering and full of hatred, the greenskins of the Orks happily fought to a draw with all races and even had a slight advantage.
Now, the War Chief, the Great Technician (because this translation is so consistent with the naming method of the Orks, it has been widely recognized in the 40K circle), and the Psychic Boy - Ma Crunchy Sand slapped his brains and came up with a plan to amuse the whole world.
In fact, this plan was not necessary from the beginning to the end.
If you analyze it carefully, you will find that this is really what they are playing - mainly because Masha and Baiquan want to play.
But for this plan, they closed the maid shop and the serious experiment was postponed.
However, history would definitely not write it this way; no history book would write it this way!
But in the future, someone's memoirs will have this line of lament: "When an organization works hard to amuse you, it is invincible. Because no serious organization can guess what the opponent wants to do."
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Chapter 484 What's coming up next is "Tease You" (th update)
Masha transformed into a little girl again, but this time it was not Baiquan's appearance, but the version of Tang Yingqiu created by Baiquan based on Tang Yingqiu.
In order to highlight Tang Yingqiu's growth - this was Masha's request - Bai Quan added five centimeters to Tang Yingqiu's measurements.
Yes, she added them all.
——This kid is quite jealous.
Masha touched his plump waist and said to Baiquan, "Forget it, just follow the original version."
The next moment, when Masha touched his waist, he clearly felt that the swollen fat had shrunk.
Then he looked at himself in the glasses.
——Well, I can’t feel the aura of 20’s charm as expected, but she’s still very cute.
——In other words, this charm may have nothing to do with the body, but is an attribute of the soul.
The human soul is the result of the refinement and condensation of aura through the human body. This is one of the foundations of Masha's current aura theory.
If attribute values can exist independently of the human body, that is to say - a person with 20 strength, even if he is just a spirit, can knock over a cow with one punch.
——So breaking through physical limitations is the only way to become an immortal?
——Becoming a pure spirit, and then transforming into a new, more powerful body that can be freely controlled...
——Wait a minute, if I can directly cultivate immortality by adding attributes here, then... does it mean that the current situation is "I have a cultivation system in the world of superpowers"?
——I feel so strong!
——The magic weapon in my hand is indeed something designed by Nuwa to manage the "Conferred God" process! The attribute values are just the "adaptation" made by the magic weapon based on my cognition.
——Previously, Nuwa’s messages only conveyed meaning, and the recipient could understand them no matter what language they used. This was because the information she left behind would automatically adapt to the recipient’s cognition.
——I understand the truth!
——But Lady Nuwa, what should we do with the man?
——Is there really a male immortal list? Or am I the only man in the world who can ascend to immortality?
Although Masha thought so, if he thought about it carefully, since cultivation can work, there will definitely be men who can ascend to heaven with the help of their own efforts, blessed places, and even magic weapons and elixirs in the future.
——Never mind, I’ll pick up girls first and get permanent attribute potions to explode all the attributes. This is probably the so-called foundation building.
——I am so smart, I should probably be enlightened before building the foundation.
——After the attribute explosion, who should correspond to the Jindan cultivator? I just don’t know what’s going on with the Yuanying.
——Then my soul will break free from the shackles of my current body and reshape my body. This should correspond to the three stages of out-of-body experience, separation of spirit and fusion of body.
——Then I passed the realm of the Void and directly cultivated to the Mahayana stage, and then I should pass the heavenly tribulation. After the heavenly tribulation and breaking through the void, I should have a godhood.
As he daydreamed to this point, Masha suddenly discovered a problem.
——That’s not right. I feel that this entry system should not be separated from the attributes. The entry system should also play a role in this process of deification.
——When Nuwa designed this system, she would definitely not create a useless branch. It will definitely play an important role in the process of conferring gods.
——I still have some crucial information that I haven’t obtained yet. There must be some crucial information that I haven’t obtained yet.
Masha made such a judgment.
——However, it is definitely right to stack my own attributes first. Even if it is for the purpose of saving my life, I should do so.
——So I want to pick up all the SSS-level girls in the world and get attribute potions!
——Mine, mine, all mine!
Baiquan kicked Masha and said, "Why are you suddenly still?"
"Ah? I'm thinking about something." Masha woke up from his thoughts, "I sometimes do this, standing there daydreaming."
——This may also be a sequelae of high intelligence.
League Secretary: "Are you sure the place you opened is very secret? Then I can cover a slightly larger area?"
"Sure." Masha nodded. "In fact, my door will be on the rooftop three blocks away. I used to go with my dad to get my computer repaired. The repairman's studio was on the 30th floor. When I looked out the window on the 30th floor, I could see the unrenovated urban village behind the building.
"It seems like a basin hidden in the valley of skyscrapers, a scar on the bustling lights of Yuezhou."
"Who are you showing off your sudden artistic side to?"
"Let me show you." Masha shrugged. "I have a very deep impression of that place, and the old city renovation must not have reached that place yet. I'm sure I can open this door. Nothing will go wrong."
"Okay, then I'm ready." said the League Secretary.
Masha glanced at Shelley, who nodded.
He looked at Xiao Shi again and confirmed that Xiao Shi had caught Bai Quan.
"Open the door!" said Masha.
Then he opened the door himself.
——I’m saying this to make it easier for everyone to work together!
On the other side of the door was the top floor scene that Masha had predicted. The ground was covered with old, aged thermal insulation tiles. They were called thermal insulation tiles, but they were just a layer of hollow tiles made of turned heads and tiles on the roof. In fact, they had no effect at all.
When Masha was in the military compound, he lived on the top floor. In the summer, the house was like a steamer. Every summer, his grandmother would complain about his grandfather: "He could have been the first one to choose a house in the whole compound, but he insisted on being noble and showing his care for his subordinates. In the end, he was left with only the top floor for his family to live in. It was so hot."
Grandpa always pretends to be mute whenever he is criticized.
Later, he got a ladder and opened the access for rooftop maintenance. He went up to the rooftop and laid a layer of soil on the useless insulation tiles. The soil was brought up in buckets, and Masha contributed a lot.
Then grandpa started planting vegetables on the rooftop, and later he built a rack to plant loofahs. For safety reasons, he also built a circle of bamboo railings around the rooftop - in fact, it was mainly because he was afraid that Masha would fall down.
My grandfather was an old sailor. He used to go up to the mast to look out all day long. He was not afraid of heights and never worried about falling off.
After Grandpa's vegetable garden was completed, Masha's electricity bill dropped immediately - before, when the air conditioner was turned on, it would always be cooling, otherwise it would not be able to beat the heat.
Later, Masha started to play games and became interested in farming, which was probably related to his grandfather.
It was because of this experience that Masha was deeply impressed by the rooftop of the urban village overlooking from the 30th floor of a nearby building that day.
Now, everything in front of me is so familiar.
