Just as Masha had guessed, in the photo, Fang Qiuyi was holding a gift in her hand, looking at Masha with a smile on her face.
Then Masha noticed that although Fang Qiuyi's favorability towards him was still negative 100, a dynamic message "favorability +10" appeared in the scroll bar.
——Shit, is it really because I talked back to that bald dean that he's so handsome that he gained favor with me?
——And this favorability is still negative 100. How bad is your impression of me, League Secretary!
At this time, the league secretary appeared at the door of the classroom and said to Lao Shi calmly: "Report!"
The physics teacher asked seriously, "Come in, what have you been doing?"
Before the League Secretary could answer, Pang Dongming said loudly, "She was jealous of a sophomore girl. Don't you think she's right? She's number one in the grade."
Masha: "Yes! I am so popular."
The league secretary rolled his eyes at Masha.
Then, a new dynamic appeared on the magic weapon in front of Masha: "Fang Qiuyi's favorability towards Masha -10."
Masha was shocked.
The retribution in this life comes so quickly?
The League Secretary returned to his seat and as soon as he sat down, he stepped hard on Masha's foot without using any strength. Fortunately, Masha was not wearing sandals, otherwise her exposed toes would have been broken.
Then the League Secretary lowered his voice and said to Masha, "Hurry up and do the questions! I don't want to become a typical example with you."
Masha nodded, temporarily suppressed his curiosity about the "gift" from the League Secretary, took out the real test paper, and prepared to practice the questions.
He suddenly remembered something and glanced at the equipment column. Sure enough, he saw that the league secretary had an extra piece of equipment, but it was blocked by mosaics just like the league secretary's skills.
——This is not a big deal, just find some time to equip her and take a look.
Masha put aside all distractions and started doing exercises.
He didn't notice for a moment that the fighting spirit on Cai Shi's page increased by 10.
**
At night, when he returned home, Masha took out his magic weapon and stared at the gift in the photo of the League Secretary.
There should be no cameras in this room. As long as no strange noises are made, the office with a very long name will not be alerted.
——I’m a little excited. I used the Zaku Commander-type mobile phone charm I got for Char right away. Maybe I can use this gift right away too.
——And I feel that the gift a girl gives me is likely to be linked to her impression of me. Cai Shi knows my preferences very well, so it is only natural for her to give me a Zaku pendant.
——I really can’t imagine what the League Secretary will give me.
Masha rubbed his palms and blew into them - just like he often did before opening the corpse of a boss in the game.
Then he tapped the gift on the photo, just like he did last time.
A cowboy hat appeared in Masha's hands.
Weathered Cowboy Hat (Legendary)
——Wang Defa?
——Why the cowboy hat? I…although I really like the Red Dead Redemption movie trilogy and the two games, and I also like to use McCree, but I didn’t show this much in school?
——I can understand if they gave me a Soviet People's Commissariat hat, after all, I play Soviet songs all day. Could it be that the secretary knows me so well that he knows what I play at home? My smurf account on Weibo has been discovered?
At this time, Masha noticed the description of the hat:
Put on this hat and you're Eastwood too.
——? ? ?
Chapter 061: The Application of Hunger Marketing in Practice (Part )
Masha read this instruction again and again.
Put on this hat and you're Eastwood too.
- Meaning, if I put it on, I will become Eastwood? Clint Eastwood, the father who played in A Fistful of Dollars, or Scott Eastwood, the son who played in Flags of Our Fathers?
——Forget it, there’s no point in thinking about it. I might as well try it on. If I really become someone else, maybe I can take the opportunity to get a big shot.
So Masha stood up and carefully checked whether the door was closed. Then he came to the full-length dressing mirror integrated with the wardrobe, looked at himself in the mirror, took a deep breath, and then put on his hat.
The person in the mirror was still Masha herself, with no changes in either her facial features or her body shape.
But the man in the mirror reveals a kind of masculinity that has experienced many vicissitudes of life, which makes people involuntarily think of the vast wilderness, the wild horses and cattle running freely, the grazing cowboys, and the outlaws.
Masha instantly understood the description of the prop. Now he was indeed Eastwood - although he had black eyes and black hair, his young face did not have the wrinkles created by the Western wind, and his mouth was not crooked from often holding a thick cigarette, but he was Eastwood, with the wildness, freedom, and romance from the wilderness.
——Fuck, this gift is awesome. It’s a real killer for girls who only look at faces.
——It’s worthy of being a gift from a League Secretary with S-level qualifications! Just thinking about how great the gift Qianxun gave me is, I’m wet.
Masha took off his hat, and the person in the mirror became the familiar self again.
Put it on again.
The handsome man who charmed all the western girls appeared in the mirror again.
——You have to wear it.
——No wonder the tutorial in Red Dead Redemption 2 specifically instructs players to pick up their hats after a gunfight. It turns out that for a cowboy, the hat is really the essence!
- Wait a minute, what if I lose my hat and can't find it? When I play games, I often can't find my hat and have to go back to the wardrobe to re-equip it.
Just as he had this question, he heard the sound of the magic weapon flipping pages. He turned around and saw that the magic weapon stopped flipping pages, and words appeared on the page that was just opened: "As long as the lost equipment is not destroyed, it will return to the photo of the girl who sent the equipment within an hour."
——I see, there is still a possibility that I won’t be able to come back! Damn, I have to be careful.
Masha was wearing a hat and looking at herself in the mirror.
——Shit, this is really...wait, why don’t I try the effects of this right away?
Masha got excited.
——Don’t I have a girl who is still being treated? If I want to turn her into my licking dog, wouldn’t this hat be the right choice?
He didn't realize that he hadn't considered using the hat's abilities on Chihiro, Cai Shi, and the branch secretary.
It turns out that the person people least understand is themselves.
Masha excitedly picked up his phone, logged into QQ, and saw many messages.
This girl has great perseverance. She posts in the morning, during lunch break, and in the afternoon. Maybe she finally gave up and stopped posting in the evening.
——It’s time to bait again!
Masha didn't even look closely at what she sent. He started to prepare himself. He first changed out of his school uniform, then searched through the closet in his shorts for clothes that would match the cowboy hat. After searching for a long time, he found that his entire closet was full of clothes that represented his mother's aesthetic taste, and there was nothing that could match the cowboy hat.
Suddenly, Masha had an idea, put on a pair of jeans, and then took the towel blanket on the bed and draped it over himself - Eastwood, it was just a towel blanket on his body! Well, it's called a Mexican cape, which is not important.
Wrapping the towel around herself in Eastwood's style, Masha looked in the mirror and put on a cowboy hat.
——Fuck, it’s noon!
He went back to looking through his childhood toys and pulled out a plastic revolver. He then posed in front of the mirror like Eastwood did on the poster of The Wilderness.
——So handsome!
He picked up his mobile phone, took a picture in front of the mirror, and then sent it to "One Flower, One World".
This time the girl replied very quickly.
"Is this Leg Mom?"
Masha pretended to be cool and didn't reply, continuing to look at herself in the mirror.
The phone vibrated again: "So handsome! Are you so handsome, leg mom?"
——Sorry, it’s a prop. But I won’t tell you.
Masha replied: "Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person."
Then I withdrew the photo I had just taken.
——Hahahaha, you can’t imagine it!
——This is called hunger marketing! The theories of communication and marketing should be no problem in picking up girls!
Sure enough, the girl sent a lot of messages, basically asking Masha to send it again.
But Masha was determined to carry out his tactics to the end.
So he replied: "I'm going to take a shower, good night."
Send, exit QQ!
All in one go!
Then he immediately went to check the page of One Flower One World (Hua Gu Shuang) on Fabao.
——The favorability increased by 20! The fighting spirit towards Lin Qianxun also increased by 20! Damn, this is super effective!
——Okay, if it works, continue to use this tactic without wavering. This girl probably never thought that one day she would be kept as a spare tire, right?
Then Masha continued to admire herself in the mirror.
——May 1st Comic Exhibition, let’s do a COS, let’s do McCree. McCree has been out for so long, there should be ready-made COS costumes online, or you can go to the COS trading forum to see if there are people selling second-hand ones.
——As for money, just sell the computer this weekend and you’ll have it.
——I’ll have the mock exam next Tuesday, and then on May 1st I’ll enjoy the admiring looks of others at the comic convention!
I guess the school will only have two days of vacation. I'll go to the comic convention for two days, and then the second mock exam results will be released when I come back. In order to show that bald guy some face, I must get a good score.
Masha took off his hat, pulled off the towel blanket that temporarily served as his Mexican cloak, took a deep breath, sat down at the table, and started doing questions.
At this time, he was in a very happy mood and full of energy, so his efficiency in solving questions unconsciously increased.
Mentality is such a magical thing. When a person has a good mentality, he will be more efficient in doing anything.
Especially for masters in certain fields, sometimes the gap between them is just a mentality. For example, when Chinese table tennis players compete with each other, it is a mentality gap. When dealing with foreign players, it is "Your backhand is weak, your forehand is not good, your steps are loose, you are slow, and none of your moves are decent. Do you still want to compete with me? Dream on!"
The national players can even play while sleeping. No matter how far behind they are, the fat guy next to them can just yell, "Wake up, this is the Olympics" and they can come back.
Now Masha is in a very, very good state of mind.
On the one hand, it was because there were exciting things waiting for him to try, and he couldn't wait to deal with the exams perfectly and then embrace the vast world. On the other hand, after calmly ambushing and dealing with those terrorists, Masha's mental toughness had far exceeded that of a normal middle school student.
Why would the King in Yellow be nervous and anxious about an exam?
It's impossible.
Masha wrote furiously, solving the questions with an accuracy and efficiency far exceeding his previous level.
Chapter 062: The Lost Second Place (Part )
The rest of the week was pretty uneventful.
Masha felt that he had made enough noise and it would be good to quiet down for a while.
It also allows the people in the offices with long names to relax. They were so nervous before, and once they relax, they will easily become careless. Who knows, they may create some opportunities.
Although according to the instructions of the magic weapon, the time for the revival of spiritual energy will eventually come, and Masha does not have much time left, but Masha believes that he cannot eat hot tofu in a hurry, and plans to act step by step - if he acts in a hurry, if something goes wrong and he messes up, then he will get half the result with twice the effort.
So Masha practiced the questions step by step, taking some time every day to bait One Flower One World, and then flipping through the magic weapon to look for the next target to pick up.
On Sunday afternoon, Masha took the computer hidden in the bottom drawer of his closet and went straight to the cram school.
He planned to show up and then skip the rest of the class. This was not the first time that Masha skipped the cram school. The cram school deliberately wanted to use Masha as a signboard for its next year's enrollment, so they reached an agreement with Masha not to tell his family about his skipping classes.
The cram school that Masha attends is divided into two parts. One is a class that anyone can enter by paying money. This is the main money-making class. The other part is a class that you may not be able to enter even if you pay money. The students in the class are either elites who passed special exams or "reincarnated strong people" who failed to get into Tsinghua University or Peking University last year and came back to repeat their studies. Masha naturally belongs to this class.
The reincarnated strong ones study full-time in the cram school, and only take "intensive courses" with those who have passed the exam on Saturdays and Sundays.
As soon as Masha entered the cram school, someone greeted him: "Masha!"
Because of his personality, Masha usually doesn't get along well with boys, because boys are always provoked to fight by his arrogance. However, girls may subconsciously not regard the opposite sex as competitors, so they are more accepting of Masha's personality.
If Masha was a beautiful and talented girl, the situation would probably be reversed, and the girls would probably form a group to exclude him.
Of course, there are also boys whose competitive spirit is completely crushed by Masha, and they sincerely believe that Masha is better than themselves. These guys are also very nice to Masha, but Masha usually doesn't - uh, doesn't see them very often.
This is Masha's shortcoming, he is arrogant.
In the psychological evaluation report on Masha by the Office with a Very Long Name, a full 30 pages are devoted to this shortcoming.
