Xiao Shi: "I can really give you a quick death."
"Wait, Xiao Di, don't you think there's something wrong with your expression?" Masha reminded.
Xiao Shi said seriously: "No problem? If I perform the operation, it will be painful and quick."
Masha was stunned for a second before saying, "That... is a joke?"
Xiao Shi's face flushed immediately: "No, no... I did say something wrong at the beginning, I wanted to cover it up... You just need to laugh obediently!"
The League Secretary said: "Alright, stop interacting. Since Shelley is so happy, let's give her a quick death!"
Shelley: "Well, let's have some fun!"
Baiquan: "Stop being so cheerful! What I hate most is this characteristic of Chinese. One word can have so many meanings depending on the context and tone of voice. It's so annoying! Please consider those of us whose mother tongue is not Chinese!"
Chihiro looked at Baiquan with a surprised look on her face: "I think you have mastered Chinese very well."
“Yes, but it’s still annoying.”
"But don't you Japanese also use seyana and majiya bakunai to express different meanings?"
Chihiro asked back.
Xiao Shi nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, it seems that high school girls these days also like to use the same word to express different meanings."
——Miss, you are also a high school girl, right?
——I remember you still have a month before you become an expired high school girl, right?
Baiquan: "Xiao Shi, aren't you also a high school girl?
"She excluded herself from the group of high school girls without making a sound. What an interesting woman."
"Ah, I know this joke!" The League Secretary, who was watching the show nearby, suddenly interrupted and said, "This is a joke from the recently aired show 'The Wasted Days of High School Girls'!"
Shelley: “Hey, I’ve made up my mind to cut off my arm, so be serious.
"If you do this, I will regret it."
"Don't!" Masha said hastily. "We are serious. We are very serious. Now let's get ready."
So, with a copper hand on his ankle, Shelley completed a series of preparations for disinfection and anesthesia.
Masha and a group of girls watched Shelly push the anesthetic into his arm. Infected by Shelly's expression, they didn't even dare to breathe.
Xiao Shi took out the sword that he brought with him to China and carefully disinfected the blade with alcohol.
Shelley sat down on the chair and placed the hand with the bandaged artery on the chopping board that Masha had found.
The League Secretary said: "This is obviously a very serious occasion, but I just can't stand seeing the chopping board. Can't you use something else as a cushion?"
"What's the big deal? Isn't pork cut on this kind of cutting board in the market?"
"This... never mind. If Shelley has no objection, I have no objection either."
Shelley bit a small piece of wood and nodded to Xiao Shi.
Xiao Shi stared at the chopping board for a few seconds, as if she had finally accepted the fact that her favorite knife would be used to cut meat on this board in the market, and she came and stood in front of Shelley.
It happened so quickly, there was a flash of knife light, and the next moment, Xiao Shi's knife was embedded in the chopping board.
Shelley's hand fell to the ground and rolled to Baiquan's feet.
To be honest, this scene was a bit hardcore. Many girls looked pale and covered their mouths.
Shelley suddenly shouted: "My King's Power!"
Masha couldn't help laughing.
The atmosphere improved greatly at once.
As Xiao Shi pulled the knife out of the chopping board, the bronze hand on Shelley's foot released Shelley's ankle, quickly rushed up along Shelley's body, and grabbed Shelley's arm.
Sheila suddenly rolled her eyes and fell backwards.
Xiao Shi was quick to pull Shelley back, preventing her from falling off the stool.
Masha stepped forward and checked Shelley's condition with concern.
Xiao Shi: "My heart rate has increased significantly and my breathing has become rapid. I don't think this is good."
Masha once again examined the bronze hand that had "grown" onto Shelley's severed arm.
The ancient characters on the bronze hand were all radiating light.
Masha suddenly remembered the mental battle he had fought with the Pharaoh's soul.
——Wait, could it be that the soul of the previous owner also remains in this bronze hand?
——So this soul is preparing to take over Shelley's body?
——No, I can't allow this to happen, I have to think of a way...
The first thing Masha thought of was to take off the bronze hand, but soon, a completely new idea came up and occupied his mind.
—Wait a minute, there seems to be a gadget in my kit that allows me to “drive” a girl as if she were a machine?
Masha summoned a magic weapon and used it to check the list of gifts he had received from the girl, and sure enough, he saw this thing.
——If I were to pilot Shelley, would I have to fight against the remaining soul in this bronze hand?
——It’s worth a try!
——Even if not, after I drive it, Shelley should be able to benefit from the triple performance effect of my item "Char's Special Commander Type Zaku Ornament".
Masha decisively decided to use props.
Chihiro saw Masha hurriedly running away from Shelley and was confused: "Where are you going?"
"I'll drive Shelley!" said Marsha.
Chihiro: "What are you...doing?"
"Drive the Shelley! Didn't someone say that if a man has to choose between driving a Gundam and a girlfriend, he will definitely choose the Gundam? And I, Masha, choose to drive my girlfriend like a Gundam!"
Chihiro: "What the hell!"
The prop was quite large and was thrown by Masha into the planet's wonderland.
Masha opened the random door directly and drove in front of the thing.
Then Masha checked his cell phone charm - good, he was equipped.
Masha jumped into the simulated cockpit.
—Operation target, Shelley!
--connect!
The moment the prop was activated, Masha suddenly felt as if an electric current was flowing through his forehead!
——Wait a minute! This effect!
——It’s the effect of NT induction!
——I even had auditory hallucinations and heard that unique sound effect!
The next moment, Masha felt his soul flying out of the cockpit - no, it wasn't a feeling, it just flew out.
Masha had had many out-of-body experiences and was very familiar with them.
As soon as Masha's soul left his body, the surrounding environment suddenly changed.
——I entered Shelley’s spiritual world.
He made this judgment.
It's all too familiar.
Now Masha has fought with the Pharaoh's soul in the spiritual world once, so he has experience.
——In short, let’s capture the bad souls with bad intentions first!
This was not difficult. Masha soon found a huge crystal in this spiritual world. Shelley seemed to be sealed in the crystal, and there was a black mist swirling around Shelley.
——How did I defeat the Pharaoh last time? I imagined, oh yes, I won by scolding him!
Because the method of winning was so unique, Masha could never forget it.
——Then let’s get started!
Masha pointed at the black shadow and cursed loudly with great force.
He poured his mental strength into the cursed words and attacked the black fog that was trying to corrode the crystal!
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Baiquan observed the state of Masha sitting in the prop, and then said: "I think he may be fighting a mental battle with something in Shelley's new hand - just like last time in the Djoser Pyramid."
Chihiro: "Hurry up and ask Jeanne to make intellectual wine! Damn, none of us can speak French!"
Shelley, the only one who could speak French, is now unconscious.
Hongye: "I'll go get all the intelligence-enhancing apples!"
Bai Quan: "Ma Yinglong! And other important things that react to spiritual energy, as long as they are in the fairyland, bring them all over!"
Now the random door maintains the passage between the planet wonderland and the island wonderland. Due to the principle that only one door can be open at the same time, the Masha family is now actually isolated in two wonderlands.
They couldn't take the medicinal herbs from the world in the car, but there were some stored in the fairyland for Shelley.
Hua Gu Shuang and Hong Ye immediately ran over and got them all.
Hua Gu Shuang asked Bai Quan: "Which one is useful?"
"I don't know," Baiquan shrugged. "Maybe they will all work, or maybe they won't. Just ignore everything and feed him the apples first. Also, someone should find a way to make Jeanna understand that she is needed to make wine that increases intelligence!"
The League Secretary immediately stood up and went to look for the brewing manual prepared for Jeanne—which contained the “recipe” for Jeanne’s abilities.
Masha believes that with the "hints" of these recipes, Jeanne will be able to successfully brew wine with the corresponding effects.
Hongye took a bite of the apple, chewed it up and fed it into Masha's mouth.
The bitten apple disappeared, which means that the intelligence provided by the apple has been added to Masha.
Hongye: "I looked at the watch. I'll give him new medicine before it takes effect. What should I do with these medicines now?"
"Pour it in!"
So Hongye and Huagu Shuang took turns pouring various medicines that had been placed in an environment full of spiritual energy for so long that their properties had changed into Masha's mouth.
Finally, only Ma Yinglong was left.
Hongye and Huagu Shuang looked at each other, then blushed together.
Baiquan yelled, "What the hell are you doing? This is urgent! Look how much sweat he's sweating!"
Xiao Shi complained: "Isn't the sweating because you gave Masha a lot of sweat-inducing medicine?"
Before Baiquan could respond to Xiaoshi, Qianxun stepped forward, snatched Mayinglong, and came to Masha, directly pulled him up from the magic weapon, then tore open the packaging of Mayinglong and took out the suppository.
Three seconds later.
"It's done!"
Chihiro said.
Xiao Shi sighed and went forward to tidy up Masha's clothes.
Hongye and Hua Gushuang said in unison: "The Queen is mighty! The Japanese Concubine is mighty!"
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I had a good rest last weekend. It was refreshing and I felt full of energy.
Chapter 638 Nice to meet you
Masha felt that the power of his mouth cannon was not as strong as he had imagined.
——It turns out to be because I didn’t take the medicine that increases my intelligence.
——However, when fighting against the soul of the Egyptian Pharaoh before, he would be completely suppressed if he didn’t drink. Now, without drinking, he can fight back and forth with this black fog.
