"What I mean is, the blooming crabapples welcome the autumn, which is very meaningful. Your parents put a lot of thought into choosing this name." Masha thought that parents should be the weak point of this little girl, and saying this should increase her favorability.
Sure enough, the little girl's expression softened a little.
——Haha, a thirteen-year-old girl is so easy to fool.
Masha used his strong self-control to suppress the corners of his mouth from curling up.
——Now I need to do something else to further increase her trust, preferably to make her feel that she has something on me.
——When she relaxes her guard against me, I will increase her favorability and romance and turn her into my loyal harem! A perfect plan!
——The rules leading to victory have been determined!
So in front of the little girl, Masha took out his magic weapon and used his mind to order to look up the name.
The magic weapon responded and began to turn the pages.
When the little girl saw Masha take out the "Huanggang Secret Scroll", she looked surprised. But now that the scroll was turning pages by itself, she suddenly realized: "Is this a magic weapon? Is the appearance of the Huanggang Secret Scroll a cognitive interference?"
"You know a lot."
Then Tang Yingqiu's page appeared in front of Masha.
——B qualification? Damn, I lost. I should have known not to show off my magic weapon in front of this little girl.
——Hmm? I can actually see other content? Hmm? Favorability is 70?
Masha hurriedly looked at the scroll bar.
There are only two updates in it: Favorability towards the older brother whose name I don’t know +60.
+10 favorability towards the older brother who is no longer famous.
——Fuck!
——The newer wave of adding 10 is probably the one related to the name. The previous one… the one that can add 60 favorability at once, no matter how you think about it, the only one that relies on luck (actually props) is the "first sight kill" wave.
——Little girl, you are actually obsessed with looks!
You know, Masha has been baiting Hua Gu Shuang these days, but has only raised her favorability to 30, and the last time she posted a selfie, she only got 20 favorability. This little girl got 60 favorability right away, she is % obsessed with looks.
——Damn it, if I take off my hat, will my favorability rating go back to zero?
Masha was a person who would test anything he thought of, so he calmly took off his hat and put it on the table.
But the favorability has not changed.
——So because the favorability has reached 70, the “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder” effect is activated?
——Forget it, let's look at other attributes. Wait, this little girl's 19 charm? Taller than Lin Qianxun? What the hell?
Masha turned his gaze to the little girl.
——Well, now that I see it, her 19-year-old charm... doesn't seem fake. If she becomes a child star, she will probably become popular very soon. Damn, what on earth do parents think of abandoning a daughter with 19-year-old charm?
"What's your name?" the little girl suddenly asked, "I'm the only one who said the name, that's not fair."
"I told you, just call me Doctor."
"What I want is your real name! I've already told you my real name!" The little girl pouted.
"You can call me Char."
“That’s a person from the animation!”
Why did a little girl know about Char?
"Masha." Masha said his real name. It was necessary to show some sincerity at a time like this. As long as he didn't reveal that he was the King in Yellow, there should be no problem.
The little girl pouted even more: "Do you think I don't know that Xia Ya was translated into Masha by Victoria Harbor before?"
Why does a little girl even know this?
"You weren't born yet when the version translated by Masha was broadcast on Jade Channel?" Masha asked in surprise.
"I just know it, you control me."
"But my real name is Masha." Masha took out a wallet from his pocket. It's not accurate to call it a wallet now, because there are only Yangchengtong bank cards and ID cards in it. "Look, my name is Masha on my ID card."
"Is it okay for a member of a secret organization to just show his ID card like this?"
The little girl looked at Masha with confusion.
"How on earth have you survived until now?"
——It’s not your turn to criticize me when you don’t have any anti-detection capabilities!
"If I suddenly ran to the office with a very long name to report you, you would be finished. And you even let me see your magic weapon." The little girl showed a sympathetic expression, "Big brother, you are too careless."
——You are right to think so. I originally wanted you to think that you have caught me so that you can let down your guard.
——Then you will soon become my loyal harem.
——Although love is a two-way thing, so I must like you too, but your charm value is 19, so I like you without a doubt!
——What’s wrong with men liking cute girls?
At this time, a line of words appeared on Tang Yingqiu's page: Can I beat you?
The magic weapon actually spoke human language.
——No, you can’t.
Seeing that Masha didn't say anything, the little girl continued, "Actually, big brother, you don't have any organization at all, right? You are just alone, you awakened by chance, and your abilities are terribly weak, so the office doesn't bother to spend the effort to find you."
As she said this, the little girl showed a look of pity.
Masha: "Excuse me, I do have companions, and they are all beautiful women."
The pity on the little girl's face became more obvious.
"I understand, big brother. When you first awaken, you feel like you are the protagonist of this world, but you soon discover that even after awakening, nothing good happens and your life is still not happy at all. You can only find a little comfort in animations and games. However, when you want to draw a card, you realize that you have no money and no luck..."
Masha: "No, I've been pretty happy since I awakened."
"I understand, I understand. It's okay not to be stubborn." The little girl showed a self-pitying expression on her face, "Because I am like this, so I understand your feelings, big brother. When I first got the ability of perspective, I thought my luck had finally turned, but in the end I found that nothing had changed. Mom and Dad didn't come back, and I didn't have any friends. Not only that, I had to be with those 'companions' who didn't get along with me at all..."
As Masha listened to the little girl's monologue, his love for her almost overflowed.
——Is this the power of 19's charm? Damn it, she only needs to go to her parents and act pitiful and coquettish, and she can immediately get these two back together!
——Wait a minute, what did she just say her ability was?
Because there is no romance level, Masha cannot see the girl's ability column now.
"Um, Sister Tang, what is your ability?"
"See through, big brother has a good figure. Big brother, you are so handsome and have a good figure, but you are still alone now. Your emotional intelligence must be very low."
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I just got up and found that I can no longer update before 6 o'clock. I failed the challenge of updating 10 times yesterday, so I will continue today.
Didn't someone say they didn't believe I could take out all your cat biscuits? Well, I'll show you how much I can take out. Be prepared to pay.
Chapter 069 The Indispensable Idiot Character Appears (Part )
Masha was feeling embarrassed when he suddenly discovered something.
"Did you use your skills?"
The little girl's face changed.
"Eh? Uh...I..."
Masha took a look at the little girl's intelligence.
——Fuck, 9!
——I seem to understand why she has all the charm of 19 but can't make her parents reconcile!
The little girl was panicking now. She looked at Masha and said with a tone that looked like she was about to cry: "What should I do? Uncle Wu is not on duty today. The office must have found me."
——Well, this guy has casually revealed important information again! Uncle Wu? It sounds like he is an insider of the office with a long name, and he is related to monitoring fluctuations.
——Damn it, this guy will definitely leak my information unconsciously in the future.
But now the priority is how to deal with the people from the office who are about to arrive.
"Stop using your skill first."
"Oh good!" the little girl asked hastily, "and then?"
Masha heard the sound of a car braking suddenly outside.
——Damn it, here it comes!
Masha looked calm on the surface. He picked up his hat and put it on, then picked up the magic weapon and calmly made the sports car appear in the little girl's living room.
——If this happens, I’m afraid the office will suspect that I am the King in Yellow.
——However, I kept the attribute points of League Secretary and didn’t use them, just for this moment.
Masha snapped his fingers - he thought this was cooler - and the door of the Lamborghini opened. Then he picked up the little girl who was so surprised by the sight of the sports car that her mouth couldn't close, threw her into the car, and got in himself.
The next moment, the car went into the shadow of the earth.
"Ahhhhh!" The little girl screamed and cried out in depravity, hugging Masha's neck tightly with both hands.
"Calm down! Nothing will happen!"
Before Masha could finish his words, the car landed, and as expected, nothing happened.
"Eh? Eh?" The little girl seemed to have temporary aphasia and could only utter this one sound.
Masha pressed his cheek against her chest, which felt like a steel plate.
——Well, maybe I can get her to COS a certain steel plate...
"Where is this? Why is it so dark outside?" The little girl continued hugging Masha's neck, "I'm scared!"
"This is one of my magic weapons... Don't worry, the Very Long Names Office won't be able to find us." As Masha spoke, he saw through the car window that the agents from the Very Long Names Office were going upstairs - they were now at the bottom of the building, because the first floor of this kind of old residential building is usually a bicycle room, and the structure is different from the other floors. So now half of Masha's car is outside the bicycle room, and he can just see the stairs through the car window.
An obviously professional young agent was climbing the stairs with a child who was probably only sixteen or seventeen years old.
There was no doubt that the kid was a super-powered combatant.
——We have escaped danger for the time being, but trouble is just about to begin.
——I definitely didn’t leave anything in the room, but maybe there was some hair or dandruff left behind. The office will definitely target me because of my long name.
Masha was thinking about countermeasures here, and the little girl asked pitifully: "I'm in trouble, right?"
"Yes, you are in trouble." Masha glanced at him, "Now my identity is exposed. I just cleared the suspicion of the long name office."
"Then, what should we do?" the little girl asked with a guilty look on her face.
Masha looked at her and suddenly realized that this was a good opportunity to take advantage of the situation!
So he first made sure that the hat was still on his head, and then gave the little girl a confident smile.
"Don't worry. I'm the man who once fooled the Office with Long Names. It won't be a problem for me to fool them again."
"Really?" The little girl looked at Masha, "They are very powerful. Even Uncle Wu and his friends have a hard time dealing with them."
Masha smiled and said, "Really. Do you know who I am?"
"You are Masha," said the little girl.
——Fuck! As expected, your intelligence is 9!
"Did your Uncle Wu tell you about a person called the King in Yellow?"
"Eh?"
The little girl screamed, and Masha could clearly hear the heartbeat in the small chest pressed against his cheek becoming more intense.
"I am the King in Yellow."
"Are you the King in Yellow who can take away abilities? You killed a lot of terrorists?"
"Yes, this car is a magic weapon seized from terrorists. Look at the space at the back. Those guns belonged to the terrorists. Now they are mine."
Masha heard the little girl's heart beating faster, but he didn't know whether it was because of fear or because she was blinded by love.
"Are you going to kill me?" the little girl said in a trembling voice.
