Aunt Zhang snorted, "My son is also in the top 200 in the city. I tell you, there is no difference in ability among the top 500 in the city, it just depends on performance. My son came back from the exam and checked his answers, and he told me that he performed very well! On the morning of the exam, this Masha was kissing Lin Qianxun, and there was a girl waiting for him downstairs. It would be strange if he could do well in the exam if he is so jealous!"
Aunt Liu suddenly realized: "Oh, now I remember, the girl named Shishi is the girl who waits for Xiao Ma every morning!"
"I remember it too," another aunt also exclaimed, "I remember that on the day of the college entrance examination, the girl brought a driver and drove a very beautiful car to pick up Xiao Ma to take the exam!"
"Why don't we just not call the police?" Aunt Liu advised, "It's very likely true."
Aunt Zhang shook her head: "No! If I don't let the police come now, wouldn't it be like making a false report?"
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I actually got up quite early today. The main reason why I updated late is that I saw many people in the Shuke author group saying that I was "operating". Hmm.
They used to swear that I was swiping the tickets, but now they call it operation. This reminds me of the classic joke during the restoration of Napoleon: The monster from Corsica landed at the port of Juan. "The unspeakable cannibal is approaching Grasse." "The despicable and shameless thief entered Grenouble." "Napoleon Bonaparte occupied Lyon." "General Napoleon is approaching Fontainebleau." "His Majesty the Supreme Emperor arrived in his loyal Paris today."
Someone has been saying this about me since March: Trash that doesn't even deserve a name - Trash that buys out articles and writes badly - Brush that brushes up grades - Authors with bad morals who criticize me - I'll block him if he comes in - Even the great gods at X have to operate
However, their words reminded me.
Shuke is a website for otaku literature. Otaku literature and light novels have certain similarities. The operation of light novels is to buy an illustration and give away toilet paper. I think I should buy an illustration.
So I found a friend and contacted Japan's top illustrator Fujiwara, and ordered illustrations for this book at a price of 120 million yen per piece.
The master has a schedule in September, so it is estimated that we can get the pictures in November.
Some people may not know Master Fujiwara, it’s okay, I’ll post some of his previous works (if you can’t see them, please refresh this chapter).
Someone must have never seen such a large-scale operation because he is poor... (laughs)
Chapter 152: Iron Teeth and Copper Fangs (Part )
Masha is looking for the bug with the girls.
Previously, he pretended to accidentally "discover" a bug and protested to the office. With this as a basis, he can now blatantly look for the bug. It is reasonable. Whether he can find it or not is another matter. Anyway, the act of searching for the bug will make the office more cautious in this matter.
Masha just wanted the office to be more cautious and let them speculate, there was no other purpose. When talking about really important things, the League Secretary would definitely be present and use his skills.
Because the construction team would come and completely renovate the house later, Masha and his friends didn't care and rummaged through all the drawers and cabinets, and suddenly the whole room looked like it had been robbed.
Just then, someone knocked on the door.
Masha was closest to the door, and he responded "I'm coming" while opening the door.
When he opened the door, he saw two policemen standing outside. Masha looked at the policemen in confusion, but the two policemen were looking at the messy room behind him.
"Uh, police officer, it's like this... Ouch!"
Masha had no intention of resisting, so he was pinned to the ground without any hindrance by the grappling technique.
——Fuck, that hurts!
The dignified King in Yellow was now pinned to the ground by a burly policeman, his mouth unable to close.
Masha heard Cai Shi exclaim: "Huh?"
Qianxun was still quite calm: "Ah, police officer, you misunderstood, we are the new owners of this house..."
Before Qianxun finished speaking, Masha heard Aunt Zhang's familiar loud voice: "I knew he was up to no good! Officer, let's go to the property management and call the owner of this unit."
Masha understood what was going on in an instant.
He had wanted to do something to clarify the misunderstanding, but now he suddenly didn't want to move.
——What are you doing? Just sit back and watch the show.
Masha lay down and heard Cai Shi say, "But I am already the owner of this house. The property certificate is here. The transfer was completed yesterday. Ah, this is my ID card."
Then there was an awkward silence in Masha's ears.
Then Masha felt that the force that was restraining his movements had disappeared, so he stood up while rubbing his shoulders with exaggerated movements and said to the policeman who restrained him: "Uncle, your grappling skills are really good. I thought I had some strength, but I can't move at all."
Masha never hesitates to flatter someone when it's time to do so.
The policeman smiled and patted Masha on the shoulder: "You have a good physique, and when I knocked you down, you reacted instantly. You must have practiced."
"My father practiced it. He was the captain of the reconnaissance brigade of the XX Military Region and fought in Vietnam."
The policeman raised his eyebrows: "Really? I was also in that military district before I retired. Could it be that Ma Zili?"
"Yes." Masha nodded, then smiled modestly, "Is my father so famous?"
"Just kidding. When our group army studies military history, we have to tell his story."
Masha was just about to have an in-depth conversation with the policeman whom he had never met before, but the policeman, who had an extra bean on his shoulder than the policeman, coughed, interrupted the conversation, and showed the property certificate and Cai Shi's ID card to Aunt Zhang at the door.
"Well, big sister, this house is indeed owned by this girl. Aren't you contacting the property management? This kind of transaction will usually be registered with the property management..."
Aunt Zhang stepped forward and snatched the property certificate and ID card, looking back and forth with wide eyes.
Then she looked at Cai Shi.
Cai Shi held up her little skirt, which cost who knows how much, with both hands and looked at Aunt Zhang with a smile.
"This..." Aunt Zhang looked at Masha again, "You..."
She turned her eyes back to Cai Shi: "Girl, why is this? What's so good about him?"
Cai Shi smiled and said, "Brother is smart, brave, responsible, has dreams, is humorous, and is loyal. In addition, he has a good figure and excellent athletic ability..."
Masha interrupted Cai Shi: "No, your praise is making a shameless guy like me feel embarrassed."
"I feel embarrassed to praise someone so bluntly! But she made you, my brother, feel wronged!"
"It's okay," Masha spread her hands. "Aunt Zhang is my elder. She cares about me and is afraid that I will make an unforgivable mistake, so she called the police. She has good intentions, right, Aunt Zhang?"
Aunt Zhang's face turned pale, but she still nodded: "Ah, yes, that's it. In fact, I just saw someone coming in, so I was alarmed. Hahaha."
"Aunt Zhang, I know you're a very good elder," Masha said with a smile, "but in this era, people should take care of their own business. Look at you, you made the police officer make a wasted trip. How bad. The police force in our country has always been seriously insufficient, and the police officers have been working very hard. In the future, no matter how worried you are about me, don't waste precious police force easily, okay?"
Aunt Zhang was so angry that her mouth trembled slightly, but she still had to smile, because what Masha said seemed to make sense. Although she felt that something was wrong, she couldn't find the wrong point at all with her level of logic: "Yes, you are right. I will pay attention to it, I will pay attention to it."
If Masha and Aunt Zhang had a head-on confrontation, Aunt Zhang might have won the battle by now with her "firepower" and thick skin. But Masha's action of first praising and then throwing down prevented Aunt Zhang from using her street-swearing skills that she had carefully practiced for so many years.
Aunt Zhang looked back at the old lady who had already hidden far away, and said to the police officer with a smile: "Ah, since everything is fine, then..."
"Wait a minute," Masha called Aunt Zhang. "Aunt, the police officers are out. They need to write a report. It's inappropriate for you to trouble them and they're leaving now. Shouldn't you invite them for a cup of tea?"
The two police officers looked at each other and chose to remain silent - under normal circumstances, the police should refuse and leave. Even if they really helped the residents solve the problem, they had to do so. This is called serving the people.
But now, obviously they also feel that having a cup of tea and sitting down is their due right. Otherwise, they would feel at a loss if they ran out so early in the morning and encountered such a thing.
Serving the people is our duty, but being cheated is not.
Aunt Zhang's face turned pale and she glared at Masha.
Masha spread his hands and said, "Actually, we should be the ones to entertain the two police officers, but unfortunately, we don't have the conditions to do so today. Aunt Zhang, you are kind-hearted and hospitable, so I have to ask you to do it for me!"
Cai Shi finally couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
Aunt Zhang gritted her teeth and forced a smile at the two police officers: "Ah, you two, my home is upstairs, if you don't mind..."
The two police officers looked at each other, and then Douduo said, "Upstairs? Forget it. We have other police work to do. Thank you for your support and cooperation. Goodbye!"
The two police officers saluted Masha and left.
Aunt Zhang, who was left behind, stared at Masha viciously: "You're going to suffer for your words one day!"
"There's nothing I can do. Who told me that I was born with such a strong character?" Masha responded smugly.
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Some people say that I rely entirely on the number of updates, and I will die if the number of updates drops.
I was so scared that I quickly looked at the recommendation list.
ummm
How about I update six times today and then take a break? Give them some time. After all, they update seventeen times today. If I can't get recommended, where will my face be?
Chapter 153 Despite this, there is still more
Masha watched Aunt Zhang walk away angrily, and then looked at Aunt Liu who seemed to be thinking about something.
"Aunt Liu, you..."
"Xiao Ma," Aunt Liu smiled at Ma Sha, "Well, well, uh...how did you do in the exam?"
Masha nodded: "Very good, I think I am already the top student in the province."
Aunt Liu smiled and said, "Really? You are so confident! It turns out that people who study well are confident. Well, Xiao Ma, I have a niece who is not very good at studying. She buys cosmetics and clothes all day long, and also studies for art exams. How about you go and tutor her?"
"Aunt Liu, it's good to take the art exam. Some things can't be forced."
Masha responded with a smile.
——Snap, I knew this girl’s IQ was not high. One girl with an IQ of 9 is enough, I can’t stand another one.
——Even if she is attractive 20 and extremely beautiful, I don’t want her! Absolutely not!
Fortunately, Aunt Liu seemed to have only mentioned it and didn't have any further thoughts. She sighed and said, "Alas, I also want my disappointing son to study as well as you, Xiao Ma."
"Isn't your son studying CNC machine tools at a technical college?" Masha would of course not normally listen to these aunts gossiping about the Zhang and Li families, but he had a good memory and he remembered everything he heard his mother talk about at breakfast every day.
Aunt Liu looked like she had met a bosom friend: "Ah, I finally got a major in CNC machine tools, and it's one of the best in the country. I heard that after graduation, many places will be vying for you."
"That's right. The country is in short supply of highly skilled workers right now. Even college graduates may not have as easy time finding a job as your son." Masha would definitely not say that the important thing about college is to cultivate thinking style and temperament. Masha still knows how to judge people by their words. Although Masha is arrogant, his high IQ can still come in handy when he really needs to play with people's favors.
A person with high IQ, even if his emotions are terrible, will be calculating, and it seems that his EQ is not too low - of course, he may not be as good as those with really high EQ.
But this thing is enough, it's okay. Masha's IQ is obviously enough to deal with this kind of problem that requires emotional intelligence.
It’s just that most of the time, Masha is too lazy to use his IQ to deal with these things - that’s why he looks so stupid.
Aunt Liu was very happy and was about to say a few words to Mashado when Aunt Zhang from the elevator called out, "Hey, the elevator has been here for a long time, are you guys coming?"
Aunt Liu then turned around and walked towards the elevator with a few older sisters who also stayed behind her.
Masha closed the door and looked back at the two girls.
Cai Shi covered her mouth and laughed.
Qianxun sighed: "You, are you really going to please Aunt Liu just to anger Aunt Zhang?"
"Why not?" Masha spread his hands. "Actually I'm really annoyed with this Aunt Zhang. She brags about her son all day long and tells me what to do. I'm better than her son in every way. Even her son knows that I'm better, but she doesn't know."
"No, before you entered the third year of high school, you were the epitome of a bad kid, right?" Qianxun frowned. "Especially before you were admitted to the Experimental Middle School, during your junior high school, whether you were from the compound or later when you moved to this community, everyone used you as a negative example to educate their children."
Masha scratched his head and said, "But my grades have always been good."
"But you're not number one. In the eyes of many people, if you're not number one, you're just a nobody."
Cai Shi nodded.
"When I was in the first year of high school, my teacher told me very seriously to stay away from the senior in the second year who took students to skip classes all day long," she said.
"I just skipped the English listening practice before school every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon. Don't make it sound like I was skipping classes all day." Masha scratched his head.
Qianxun sighed: "Although I also think Aunt Zhang is annoying, I still understand her attitude towards you. She just can't accept the fact that you have suddenly become a top student. The impression she has of you is still that of a bad student."
Cai Shi: "No, it's true that my senior is a top student, but he's also a bad student. He threatened the vice-president by saying he would not take the top exam. This is definitely the behavior of a bad student."
Masha shrugged. "I can't decide how many points I'll get in the exam. Besides, I'm going to serve my country, really. Although I'm like this now, think about it, my dad is still in the reserve and can't go abroad. If something really happens in the future, he will definitely be called up. Then no matter how much I mess up the camp, I will never be an enemy of my dad."
"Why did you suddenly bring this up..."
Chihiro followed her gaze and saw what Masha saw.
Yes, Masha finally found the location of the bug. This time they didn't put it in a dark corner, but stuck it on the curtains in broad daylight. Because of the pattern of the curtains, it couldn't be seen at all if you didn't look carefully.
When looking for a bug, people usually don't look directly at the curtains.
Cai Shize didn't react and didn't notice what happened at all.
Masha followed Chihiro's words and said, "Because the schools that are admitted early are all schools that are loyal to the country, right?"
"Oh, that's right." Chihiro suddenly understood Masha's thoughts.
——Of course you can make trouble again if you find the bug, but how can you be sure that the other party will not come and install it again?
