He sipped the coffee and couldn't help but grit his teeth - the coffee was bitter and astringent, and a little irritating to the throat. He hadn't tasted such bad coffee in a long time.
Compared with this, American instant coffee is very delicious.
This place is too shabby! !
Russell, whose ingredients were not very good, angrily poured the coffee into the pot beside him, and then sat by the window in a daze, thinking that when "Shadow of the Jester" came back, he would have to go back to the Honkai Planet and ask Rita to make a new cup of coffee to cleanse his throat.
About an hour passed.
The autumn clothes and autumn trousers appeared in Russell's field of vision - they were jogging along with a full handbag. After arriving in front of him, they immediately and quickly folded themselves up and got into the bag.
Oh.
Is this guy finally back?
Russell, who was a bit snobbish, stood up quickly and stretched.
"Goodbye, Yalilo."
As if saying goodbye, he took out his phone to take a picture and edited the text.
But what was unexpected was that just when the mobile phone copy editing was finished, a strong and orderly sound of footsteps like those of soldiers came from far away.
"what?"
Russell turned around in confusion and was shocked to find that a handsome golden-haired knight and guards had already blocked the surroundings.
Russell recognized the man in the lead.
Jeppard.
In terms of game mechanism, he lost all his gold coins to the gold sand, but he won because he had both parents and an older sister and a younger sister, the Silver Mane Iron Guard.
"Sorry, everyone."
He strode into the store with obviously trained steps, speaking and apologizing to the frightened staff and customers.
"We have reported an extremely serious theft case against women. We are investigating the suspect. Please cooperate with our investigation."
When he said this, his handsome face seemed to turn pale in an instant, and his eyes were full of anger.
It is hard to imagine that this young man, whose calmness is almost written into the setting book, would have such an expression.
Feel like you witnessed something extraordinary?
"Let's start with me."
Russell felt that he had done nothing wrong, so he gladly accepted the body search by the guards.
"Thank you for your cooperation, sir."
The handsome man also showed a look of approval to the man who took the initiative to accept the body search. The officer walked forward personally and searched Russell's clothes, and of course found nothing unusual.
Then he reached out to the bag next to Russell, and when he opened the zipper, he saw a set of black autumn clothes, as well as a very common one-piece black thermal underwear and blue snow pants.
I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but it looks like there’s some heat radiation coming from the clothes?
and many more?
Heat radiation? ! !
Russell turned his head in surprise, and Jeppard's gloomy and handsome face came into view.
"You are under arrest, sir."
He said coldly.
Chapter 576: Can this also be considered a relative?
The guard officer of the Silver Mane Iron Guard took out the handcuffs, and his handsome face looked so cold.
Looking at the clothes that were obviously still radiating some heat, and then looking at Jeppard's angry face and the handcuffs on his hands.
Not to mention Russell, everyone who was chatting was stunned. Is Russell going to be sent to jail?
"Please cooperate with law enforcement."
The guard officer spoke again, indicating that Russell should raise his hand.
Russell ignored his words and turned his gaze to the dark autumn clothes.
——The handcuffs in the rustic place of Yalilo are useless to him. It can even be said that the entire planet of Yalilo is meaningless in front of him.
It's really worth noting——
It's this guy from the Joy Faction, who is really unreliable from the person to the equipment, byd, he started to harm the owner after only one day of purchase!!
This kind of divine weapon is no longer an ordinary divine weapon, it must be struck with a heavy punch! !
"I'm going to give this b autumn clothes some color."
He quickly sent such a message in the chat group. The light of heavy particles covered his arms, and the item corresponding to the stone swinging magic in the skill column also lit up.
As we all know, the fate of female ghosts is to be fed into puffs, and the fate of male ghosts is that their butts can no longer hold the shit.
This b weapon spirit likes to play tricks on me, right? Then don't blame me for punching and kicking me.
But it was at this moment.
The black long-sleeved shirt and long trousers in the bag suddenly came out of the bag, and in front of Jeppard's stunned gaze, he gracefully performed a knight's salute to him.
"I swear by my creator, Joy."
"Elopement with 'Miss Blue Rose' and 'Sister Black Feather' was my own doing, and has nothing to do with the master I serve."
"Besides, there is true love between me and Miss Blue Rose and Sister Black Feather. You are not even their owner. You have no right to stop me from dating them and stop us from falling in love."
"Miss Blue Rose and Sister Black Feather, what is that? Are those snow pants and a one-piece warmer?"
In the chat group, Fujimaru Ritsuka, who was just about to log off, was stunned, and his brain seemed to have turned into a mess.
What's happening here?
Elope with a set of autumn clothes, a pair of women's snow pants and a black jumpsuit?
Why is the other world so strange now? Can my sister really survive in this almost weird world?
"Uh... man, your outfit is more unique than I thought."
Valon smiled dryly, his pupils vibrating violently, even though he had visited District 13 many times and had seen many strange and weird equipments.
But this kind of long-sleeved shirt and long trousers that would be worn by women to elope was the first time he had seen it.
"...Anyway, Russell was cleared?"
The focus of the young killer whale is obviously different.
Although the scene before her shocked her so much that she wanted to record a video and send it to Maomaotou, this shock was not a high priority compared to Russell being whitewashed.
"Brother Russell, you seem to have been cleansed."
2. “Does it look like it can be trusted?”
Naruto, the optimist, said.
This autumn clothing and autumn pants seem to be prepared to be a one-person job? Is it to clear itself?
Russell narrowed his eyes and did not immediately respond to Skadi and Naruto's words. Instead, he stared at the autumn shirt and autumn pants with his eyes, which, to ordinary people, were somewhat resentful - he had some doubts that this thing was playing him.
If you meet the bastards from the Joy Faction, it's always right to beat them up.
But just when he was about to punch the undershirt and long trousers, a pair of handcuffs were directly fastened on the cuffs of the undershirt and long trousers - as if worried that the handcuffs would get loose, the man even tied the two sleeves into a knot.
Then, he gave orders to his subordinates around him: "Escort all the people."
"Joy, what is that?"
Jeppard, who was shocked just now, asked very seriously.
Yalilo - a remote place in a remote place.
For the people on this planet, the Star God is [Cunhu] - they know nothing about any other gods other than Cunhu.
Autumn clothes and long johns: "..."
This artifact forged by the god of joy fell silent in an instant, and the entire autumn clothing and autumn pants seemed to reveal a feeling of "Brother, I can't breathe."
[You were counting on Ahaha's prestige to get people to let you and it go, but you ended up running into a country bumpkin from Yalilo.]
[The Dragon Artifact encountered a country bumpkin]
The prompter was instantly filled with emotion.
This thing is actually a one-equipment-for-one job?
In response, the prompter gave an evaluation.
[As a creation of the God of Joy, it is abstract enough to be a part of joy, without requiring too much mind and strategy]
Its nature is even simple.
A mere abstraction?
Russell, who was about to go up and give the guy with the equipment Bang Bang a couple of punches, felt his eyelids twitch and he didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Why don't you come back first?"
In the chat group, Mei Raiden spoke up: "You haven't had time to deal with the matters of Senior Ragnar and Senior Rita yet."
She talked about the things that Russell had not completed because of various changes, and encouraged Russell to become an interstellar fugitive.
In the vast majority of cases, this lady can be called a good citizen who abides by the law.
But, what is happening now is really difficult - they are talking about establishing an interstellar pleasure company, but before they even have an employee, the legal representative and boss is about to be banned, and the accountant is going to jail.
Now that things have come to this, we might as well give up and start over on another planet.
"When we get together, we'll think about how to develop next."
Miss Mei, who had the word "Run" lit up in her skill tree at some point, said.
Upon hearing this, Russell nodded without hesitation - whoever wants to play these games can play them.
He stretched out his hand, ready to pull the autumn clothes and autumn trousers to wipe them off, but the angry autumn clothes and autumn trousers obviously had no intention of leaving like this, and shouted loudly.
"Jeppad, Jeppard, Jeppard!!"
"You are too arrogant. You don't know how to obey the Lord's orders, and you don't know how to respect love. I curse you!!"
As the words were spoken, several guards around Jeppard jumped and pressed the unsuspecting Jeppard to the ground, with his handsome face making direct and intimate contact with the ground.
"You guys, what are you doing? I'm the captain!"
He roared at the soldiers around him, but the soldiers pushed him and his long-sleeved shirt and long trousers into the prison van without hesitation.
Russell, who was originally the first suspect, was left alone.
Russell: “…”
[——Qiuyi Qiuku’s profession is accountant. Since the accountant has been sent to prison, the legal representative will not have to go to prison.]
[As an accomplice of the thief who stole women's underwear, Jeppard will naturally go to jail together with him.]
"It's worthy of being a big city artifact. It's really alive."
In the chat group, Huihui, who was an abstract dog herself, seemed to have revealed an awkward smile.
Then, the entire chat group fell silent.
After all this chaos, no one knows what to say now.
Building a Star Delight Company? Forget it, the accountant is in jail.
Go to [The End of the World] and try your luck and find another accountant?
Come on, Russell doesn't have that authority.
- Although Russell was blessed by the Star God, he himself could not be considered a Masked Fool, as he did not possess the power of destiny.
Without the power of a happy destiny, it is obviously impossible to enter [The End of the World].
If he wanted to recruit employees for [The End of the World], he had to do it through long-sleeved shirts and long-pants, and that thing was now in the detention center with Jeppard, who was responsible for arresting it.
"To be honest, this equipment should be thrown away."
Russell asked about his golden finger very seriously.
