Chapter 107 I can break your defense without you saying anything!
In the last crosstalk of the last episode of Douxiaoshe, everyone tried their best. Even Qin Xiaoxian secretly practiced a quick-talk performance.
The fight was pretty good, acting out the scene of the wedding gift-giving that was randomly encore and performed by Qi Long.
Except for his teammate Meng Hetang, the other seniors were a little surprised. They didn't expect that he had secretly worked hard to show it.
Meng Hetang's envoy, Xiao Yueyue's cuteness, and the mother-son gags of Shaobing and Cao Heyang were also quite exciting.
The most explosive performances were by Zhang Helun and Gao Dongqiang. Zhang Helun choreographed a scene of Guo Degang, imitating Guo Degang educating his apprentices, and he had to look up at a 45-degree angle to see the apprentices' faces.
Sometimes he would get angry, and when he hit his apprentices he would have to jump while hitting them.
He jumped up and swung his arms like he was doing a layup, and Dongqiang couldn't pull him up.
Zhang Helun was embarrassed on the stage: "I got the beating. My knees are swollen!"
"You jumped so high to hit your knees?"
"Yes, I was still kneeling at that time!"
"You have to kneel down to hit your knees?"
The same joke was repeated over and over again, and the audience burst into laughter one after another.
I also went to Northeast China with my master and booked a farm stay. My master got angry. Why?
The kang in Northeast China is too high, and there is no ladder, so the master can’t climb up!
Later, Zhang Helun used his creative ability to turn Guo Degang into a song.
[Listen to me, little sister. I already have a wife. Not every man is lustful. In our Deyun Club, there is one. The boss of Deyun Club, the fat black guy, his last name is Guo! ]
[If my sister wants to visit me, please don’t come to Deyun Club. There are many hooligans in Deyun Club. The leader of the hooligans is named Guo! ]
All in all, in this scene, Zhang Helun took out the job of building his own new grave from beginning to end. In the end, Guo Degang came on stage and cooperated with his apprentice. He jumped up and hit Zhang Helun on the knee, which made the laughter on the scene continue.
"The people of this country can tolerate me, and I don't know how to make money. Guo Degang and more than 400 crosstalk artists from Deyun Society pay tribute to my parents who feed and clothe me. Thank you!"
Since it was the last episode, Lao Guo brought everyone to perform Duan Deyun Society’s song "The Truth".
The performance ended, and the first season of "Deyun Douxiaoshe" also ended here.
In the last episode, there will be no comments or markings from Guo Degang or Yu Qian, and no rankings. Instead, everyone will participate in follow-up interviews and be asked about their gains from the first season and their thoughts on the second season.
Here’s a question: Who are you most grateful to during the first season of the show?
The nephews all gave the same answer: Uncle Qi Long.
At the beginning, they were still nervous about how to do an outdoor variety show. However, Qi Long's unconventional stealing of a box in the first episode immediately opened the door to a new world for them, and many of them also found their own personality and positioning.
Not only the characters in the show, but also in crosstalk, because it is always mixed, all the nephews who have worked with Qi Long are full of praise for Qi Long.
Meng Hetang: "Master is really patient. He kept guiding me in front of the camera about my "panting" look, which led to my sudden popularity in that episode!"
Qin Xiaoxian: "My uncle always laughs at me for being stupid on the show, but in private he never makes fun of me. In private, my uncle is such a warm person!"
"We didn't dare to joke with Uncle Qi and Uncle Gao at first, but later they started to have fun and we gradually got into the mood."
All in all, everyone praised Qi Long when they mentioned him, and they also expressed that if there was a second season in the future, the crosstalk actor they most wanted to work with would definitely be their uncle.
After the post-interview, Yan Min asked Qi Long to stay for a while. As the absolute C position of the program and the ace with the most first places in the crosstalk field, he had to record an advertisement for the second season of the program together with Guo Degang.
When he walked into the room, Guo Degang asked him, "Who's having fun?"
The complete meaning of this sentence is, who is serious and who is funny, the crosstalk actor's investment promotion video is definitely not to tell you seriously what is happening, of course it is mainly for entertainment.
"Let me do it. You are old, so you should be more steady!" Qi Long said with a smile.
Guo Degang: "Watching you guys play during this period of time, I feel like I have become a lot younger, hahahaha!"
They also occasionally participate in reality show recordings.
After the two sat down, Guo Degang spoke: "Hello everyone, I am Guo Degang!"
"I am Qi Long!"
“Welcome to Deyunshe’s live event.”
"Wow, it's really amazing!" Qi Long suddenly said this in a pinched voice.
Guo Degang: "What are you doing?"
"Haven't you seen it? During the Double Eleven sales promotion event, you have to shout this line when promoting sales!"
"Be serious, investment promotion video!"
"okay!"
Guo Degang started again: "Our product is the second season of "Deyun Douxiaoshe"!"
"The second season is guaranteed to be more exciting than the first season. You can see many things that you can't see on the crosstalk stage!" Qi Long said, and Guo Degang smiled and nodded.
But Qi Long's words got more and more distorted: "For example, which actor smacked his lips when eating, or which actor had to take off his pants when farting."
"Okay, okay, okay!" Guo Degang, with a changed face, stopped him again.
He looked ahead again with a serious face: "Everyone, please support us. The actors in our Deyun Society are highly cooperative."
"Yes, I can do anything for money!" After saying that, Qi Long stood up and put his hand on his belt, but was stopped by Guo Degang again.
"What are you going crazy about?"
"I plan to sing Kunqu Opera in my long johns, which will be appreciated by both the refined and the popular!"
Yan Min gave a thumbs up behind the camera. He saw it with his own eyes that the two brothers chatted for a few words after entering the room, and when the camera was turned on, they cooperated so well!
Thumbs up! Excellent and humorous crosstalk performer.
After the show was over, since Douxiaoshe had only finished recording and had not yet finished broadcasting, the last three special programs needed to be promoted, so several actors were asked to do live broadcasts on short video platforms, including live broadcast promotions, live broadcasts, and so on. Qi Long did not take the job, but Dong Qiang took the job of live broadcast promotions.
That night, Qi Long happened to be visiting his godfather and godmother at their home, and Dongqiang was drafted into the army.
"Hurry up, Qi Long, you have a lot of ideas, come up with a solution!" Dong Qiang came over with his cell phone in his hand.
Godfather Gao Qi even greeted the camera, but godmother was shy and just left with her face covered.
"What are you doing? I didn't sign the live broadcast contract. This is a different price!" Qi Long joked.
Dongqiang pointed around and said, "Take whatever you like!"
Qi Long immediately sat down next to Gao Qi: "Okay, from now on your father is my father, get out of our house!"
"what?"
“Hahahaha, this is a good joke!” Gao Qi applauded: “I’ve been wanting to kick you out for a long time!”
"He's really my dad!" Dong Qiang said helplessly.
The audience in the live broadcast room were very happy, and the screen was refreshed instantly. After Qi Long showed his face, the number of people in the live broadcast room increased dramatically!
At this time, Qi Long asked Dong Qiang what idea he had.
Dong Qiang said that the program team asked him to find a way to call and play a prank on Deyun actors, and asked him to think of a way to do it.
"That's easy. Just find an actor from the German Arts Society and tell him that they might choose him for the second season. Then ask him to perform a talent show and see if he can be used!"
Douxiaoshe is so popular that artists from the entertainment industry all want to be guests, not to mention the actors from Deyunshe.
Gao Dongqiang thought this was a good idea and immediately called the actors he was familiar with.
For example, Zhu Hecong, who participated in their special performance, was asked after the call was connected if he had any unique skills that others had not seen on the crosstalk stage. If he could do it, he would recommend him to the director.
Zhu Hecong thought for a long time and realized that what he could do, others could do too!
"No, that won't work. If that happens, you won't be competitive. Think about it carefully and record a talent video for me later. I'll send it to the director."
In this way, Qi Long and Dong Qiang made phone calls separately and tricked several German artists into providing them with videos of them demonstrating their special skills.
Qi Long and Gao Qi drank and watched the show, and showed the audience everything that could be broadcast on the live streaming platform.
Zhu Hecong, performance talent: magic!
The master of supporting roles was sitting in front of the table, and he said to the camera very seriously: "Today I will show you a little human body time travel magic!"
He reached out and took a roll of toilet paper from the table and took off a piece.
"Now, please don't blink, I'm going to use part of my body to go through this toilet paper!"
He spoke very seriously, which aroused everyone's expectations.
As a result, the so-called part of the body passing through the toilet paper meant that the tongue was used to wet the toilet paper and then pierce it.
Qi Long, who had seen it once, and Dong Qiang, who was seeing it for the first time, laughed together.
The master's thought process is indeed different from that of ordinary people!
The screen was filled with hilarious comments, and Qi Long and Dong Qiang took the opportunity to introduce this person, Zhu Hecong, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society.
It doesn't mean that his video was recorded in vain. Even if he is not in the second season, this can still give him some publicity. After all, there are still more than 10,000 people in the live broadcast room.
This is real popularity that is not bought or sold. It skyrocketed after Qi Long showed up. No popularity was bought or anything.
Those that cost hundreds of thousands or even more are somewhat inflated.
In addition to Zhu Hecong, there were other wonderful performances, including Zhang Jiunan's opening poem and Sun Jiufang's witty proverbs.
Jin Henan also brought them a surprise.
This guy put a cup of milk tea on the floor against the wall, then stood upside down against the wall and started sip the milk tea.
Drink milk tea upside down!
"Oh my, this is a unique skill!"
After playing a prank and promoting a few of his nephews, Dongqiang prepared to join the live broadcast of several other crosstalk performers in the Douxiaoshe, while Qilong planned to just show up and leave.
As a result, Dongqiang, who is unreliable, clicked on a random microphone connection.
Suddenly, a black man appeared in the picture.
"Sorry, bye!" Dongqiang was about to hang up, but the black man on the other side actually gave him two middle fingers.
Dongqiang got furious at that time. What does that mean? Are you looking down on me?
Qi Long also saw this. He stopped Dong Qiang from cursing and took out his cell phone to play the song: Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse
This is a song by Da Zhangwei. In the chorus, the Chinese word for it is “that”, but it sounds very similar to the foreign term for black people.
【You are a nene nene, a nene nene nene! 】
The rampant black man on the opposite side immediately held his head in disbelief.
Qi Long wasn't done yet. He went to the sofa next to him and took out the pillowcase. He took the pillow which looked like a ball of cotton. He hugged the pillow and ate the watermelon on the table.
This was the way farmers used to exploit black people, eating watermelons in cotton fields.
Qi Long had just taken a bite of the pillow when the opponent broke down and started cursing. Dong Qiang happily turned off the microphone.
Dong Qiang pretended not to understand and asked Qi Long: "What's wrong with him?"
"I don't know. I just played some music and ate some watermelon!" He would not admit why he did these things, so netizens helped him to understand.
After learning why Qi Long's operation caused the opponent's defense to break so badly, the barrage was full of "666".
You can mess with anyone, so why not mess with the crosstalk artist who is best at swearing? He can make you fall into despair without even opening his mouth!
(End of this chapter)
