Chapter 169 Knowledge Enters My Brain in a Despicable Way
After the recording, the program director praised Qi Long.
I didn't look at the script once during the whole process and I memorized it smoothly.
Not only did he recite the script, but he also threw in a lot of jokes based on his character and created a lot of laughs. The staff at the recording site of the program all watched it with gusto.
Qi Long, who was so serious and dedicated, was naturally noticed by a program director again, who invited him to come and play often.
And I heard that Qi Long had given several good ideas to Wanerda's programs, and he was known as the king of golden ideas. The director also asked Qi Long if he had any opinions?
If you don't ask Qi Long, he won't tell you. But if you do, Qi Long does have some ideas.
For example, in the part about evidence before the opening, he thought that guests should be allowed to change the location where the evidence is hidden within the prescribed range, so that the sense of immersion would be stronger.
Qi Long also recommended that they do not have to stick to real reasoning, but can come up with some imaginative reasoning cases. You can also have what you see in the movies. Themes such as soul swapping, multiple personalities, weirdness and horror should all be good in this program, so you can try it.
"Teacher Qi is the king of golden ideas. We actually have an even more fantastic story. Will you come?" the director said with his eyes lighting up.
Qi Long felt like he had been tricked, so he didn't say anything definite and just said he would come when he had time.
After all, his main job is still crosstalk, and this year, Deyun Society wants to organize a national crosstalk tour, with a total of more than a dozen performances. Qi Long and Dong Qiang, as the main players, will definitely participate.
In addition to other variety shows of his own company, he may not be available, so he can only come when he is free.
Of course, Qi Long is still interested in playing some more floating scripts. This is more fun than sitting there and playing a script, and there is also room for collecting evidence and improvising based on the evidence.
After discussing with the director, He Ling treated us to a meal, which was not so authentic Hunan cuisine.
Because the spiciness is not as high as that of authentic Hunan cuisine, it is only slightly spicy, in order to protect everyone's throat.
Hosts and singers all need to protect their throats. Actor Wang Ou also needs to use his throat for post-dubbing in recent days, so it’s just a little bit spicy to taste.
Since the host was treating everyone, Qi Long helped pour tea for everyone. As this was the first time Qi Long used this kind of teapot, he didn't expect the flow rate from the mouth of the teapot to be so large, and he filled a cup in no time.
"I'll drink this cup, I'll drink this cup!" Qi Long quickly put the full cup of tea in front of himself and poured tea for others.
Gui Gui from the Chinese island wondered, "What's the difference?"
He Ling explained to him: "There is a rule that says, a full glass of wine is a sign of respect, a full glass of tea is a sign of deception, so you can't fill the teapot to the brim."
"Oh, I see. Anything else?"
Qi Long poured tea with his left hand while speaking aloud the words that were engraved in his bones.
[Pour tea with your left hand and wine with your right hand. A full cup of tea is a sign of deception, a full cup of wine is a sign of respect. Do not stand by the door, do not speak loudly, do not walk in the middle of the road, do not stand in the middle of the door, do not stir the food with chopsticks, do not stick chopsticks in the rice bowl, do not sell guard dogs no matter how poor you are, do not kill laying hens no matter how hungry you are, do not cheat your friends no matter how poor you are, and do not forget your benefactors no matter how rich you are.]
"Wow!" Guigui exclaimed.
He Ling, Sa Beining, and Wang Ou were all listening attentively and nodding from time to time.
Da Zhangwei exclaimed, "Wow, you have so many rules. Is that a bother?"
Qi Long smiled and said, "In fact, rules are a kind of courtesy. People who are used to being polite will not think that what they do is troublesome or not. For example, I give you this cup of tea!"
He picked up the poured tea with both hands and handed it to Da Zhangwei. Da Zhangwei subconsciously stood up and took the tea with both hands.
"Look, this is also the rule. You can use both hands to receive things, but you can also get it with one hand. So do you think it's troublesome to stretch out both hands? No, because I'm used to it!"
Da Zhangwei nodded: "Yes, yes, that's right, our parents taught us this way since we were young, we are used to it."
"That's right. Besides, rules are for yourself and the younger generations that you can educate. Other things don't matter as long as they are not outrageous!"
"What are the particularly outrageous things?" asked Sa Beining.
Qi Long started with a joke: "For example, when someone else is picking up food, you turn the table; when someone else is using the microphone, you change the song; when someone else is drinking water, you brake; when someone else is talking, you chat."
Da Zhangwei followed Qi Long and shouted: "You touch other people's honeys, and you serve the pot when others are eating!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
Everyone got familiar with each other during the jokes, toasting with tea instead of wine. When Wang Ou was toasting, he even asked if we should call him uncle.
“Hahahaha, everyone can have their own opinions!”
After a happy meal, Qi Long and Sa Beining took a flight back to the capital from Hunan Province. The two brothers started chatting on the way.
"Don't you want your son to recognize me as his godfather? When can you let me meet my godson?" Qi Long asked.
During the Spring Festival Gala before the Chinese New Year, Sa Beining took the initiative to mention his son. During the Chinese New Year, when Qi Long was giving out red envelopes to the younger generations, he remembered him and included a red envelope with his New Year's greetings to Sa Beining. It was for the child, and it was not big, only 188 yuan. Sa Beining accepted it when he heard it was for the child.
He even called his child to say thank you godfather
So Qi Long brought it up.
"Hahaha, there's a chance. He's still young now, and still at the age of eating slippers. When he grows up, I'll let my son learn etiquette from you. I think it's great!" Sa Beining thought of the etiquette and upbringing that Qi Long talked about at the dinner table.
Qi Long nodded: "No problem, hahaha, in addition to the rules, I can also teach him English!"
"Does my child need you to teach him English?" Sa Beining said unhappily, "His mother speaks English properly!"
Qi Long told him that he had an easy way to learn English and memorize words quickly.
This is what he learned when he was researching rappers. Although rappers generally have low educational qualifications, because they are interested in foreign culture such as hip-hop, many rappers in their labels supervise each other in learning English.
So many times, interest is the first motivation for learning.
Who would have thought that a group of people who looked like bad boys would study English so seriously and hard?
While searching for how this rapper learned English, Qi Long discovered a quick way to memorize words.
"Memorize words quickly?"
"Let me tell you a story. Dongqiang recently received a private message from a girl who lamented to him that if she had agreed to the marriage, she would have been the daughter-in-law of a rich family."
Although he didn't understand what Qi Long's gossip had to do with English, Sa Beining still became interested: "Is there any gossip?"
"Yes, Dongqiang told me that he liked a girl when he was in junior high school. They were rehearsing together for the New Year's Eve party. Dongqiang played the emperor and the girl played the concubine. Backstage, Dongqiang confessed his love to the girl and grabbed her hand. He said, "Today I am the emperor, you have to listen to me. I like you. Let's be together, otherwise I will break your hand."
The CCTV host's habit of correcting people's pronunciation immediately came into play: "It's broken, and you still make mistakes when you say something wrong."
"You see, you don't understand. Many little girls say 're', 'come come', 'come come come', and they say 'come come come come'. There is a kind of cuteness in their deliberate unclear enunciation." Qi Long explained to him.
"Is it cute that you can't pronounce clearly? And you said she was a little girl, Dong Qiang is like this?"
"That's right, Dongqiang was also acting cute at that time. He pressed his hand until it was bruised, and said that pressing it was bruised was weak. Let me ask you, how do you pronounce the word for emperor?"
Sa Beining: "Emperor?" (Press weak key)
"Yes, what role did Dongqiang play that day?"
"I" Sa Beining was speechless, then laughed out loud: "Your knowledge entered my brain in a very despicable way"
We were just gossiping, and suddenly you teach me English words?
Qi Long also laughed: "How about it? Just tell me if you can remember it quickly? I plan to use this method in my crosstalk. After your test, it is really funny!"
"You're amazing!" Sa Beining exclaimed. Qi Long is really obsessed with crosstalk and can use it as a joke in every aspect of life!
After returning to the imperial capital, Qi Long devoted himself to crosstalk creation.
In fact, he just watched videos from another world at home to find materials. Except for performing crosstalk in the small theater and dating his girlfriend at the drum music club, he never went out until the company invited him to attend a planning meeting.
In the meeting room of Waner Company, the list of artists to be invited was written on the PPT. The initial plan was to invite seven people, including Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, two company artists who would definitely be there, and five more.
They are, respectively, the unlucky guy in variety shows and Shayi who is a little older but easily bullied.
Falsely accuse others of Qi Long's nephew who has reached the level of perfection in cultivation: Qin Xiaoxian.
Comedian, Shen Teng, who can be combined with Sha Yi to form the duo of the school idols of the Military Art Academy.
Wang Jiaer recorded a program with Dongqiang. Dongqiang liked him because he was passionate, gullible, and also loved fitness.
Yang Chaoyue is the lucky girl group member who looks the least like an idol.
This is Bubble's new variety show "Let's Run". The English name of the variety show is "Running". The preliminary guests to be invited include two who are idols, and the remaining five people's names alone will make you know that the show will definitely be funny.
The criteria for selecting guests are simple, that is, they must be able to be handled by Qi Long and Dong Qiang, because they will be the two main opponents in the show, one relying on brainpower and the other relying on force.
Qi Long and Dong Qiang were both quite satisfied with the list, and a new variety show was officially submitted to the department in charge of entertainment to apply for project approval!
(End of this chapter)
