Chapter 170 Qi Long’s cheat!
There was still some time from the project launch to the shooting of "Let's Run". During this period, Dongqiang took a week's vacation and was persuaded by Yan Hexiang, who had no partner, to go on a motorcycle trip.
Qi Long has two variety shows to record and doesn't have time. He is also not very interested in motorcycle travel. How can he ride a motorcycle when he is criticized for driving slowly?
Without a partner, Qi Long naturally had nothing to do with the small theater schedule that week. However, he did say in the group that if any group of actors performing in the imperial capital wanted to do group work, they could call him.
Unexpectedly, Qi Long is quite popular.
As soon as he posted it in the group, his fellow disciples responded very strongly, and pairs of them all wanted to work with Qi Long.
Look at the groups that the uncle has helped, one by one, they have found their own direction, and slowly more and more audiences like them, and they are becoming more and more popular, with constant commercial performances and variety shows, and they earn much more than they did in small theaters.
Even if your uncle-master doesn't help you find a way, just working with him and taking advantage of his popularity will help you get noticed by more people.
Qi Long was invited to the sixth team in Sanlitun, the seventh team in Guangde Building, the first team in Qianmen, and the eighth team in Sanqingyuan.
During the week that Qi Long was free, it was the turn of the five teams of Beichun City Small Theater to become envious: Uncle, why don’t you go back to your hometown to visit?
Qi Long said he didn't want to go back, saying he always asked me to bring my girlfriend with me, but she was busy at the moment, and my parents would dislike me if I went back alone.
He chose in the imperial capital, looked at the time, and finally chose Wednesday.
In the afternoon, Team 8 went to Sanqingyuan and had a group talk with Zhang Yunlei and Yang Jiulang.
Qi Long was not on the program. When the announcer announced that the performers were Zhang Yunlei, Yang Jiulang and Qi Long, the place went wild with excitement when they heard these names.
The tickets to the Eighth Team Small Theater are not expensive. With only a few dozen dollars, you can hear Qi Long, which is really worth the money.
In the past, when Qi Long and Dong Qiang performed small theater shows in their team, the tickets were basically sold out as soon as they became available, so there was no chance at all. I didn’t expect to have such a big surprise today!
The show is easy to perform when the audience is enthusiastic, not to mention that Qi Long did not let Zhang Yunlei show his timidity. No matter what kind of narrative crosstalk he is talking about, he cannot narrate it clearly, it is just a Liuhuoer crosstalk.
Zhang Yunlei said that he was the best voice in Deyun, Qi Long said that he was the best voice, and Yang Jiulang was trying to sow discord between them.
There was a segment in which Qi Long sang a section of "Zhao Huatai", which was about Zhang Yunlei falling from a high-speed railway station during a commercial performance in Jinling and being hospitalized with serious injuries.
【One night, the moon shone on the flowerbed, and Zhang Yunlei rolled down in Jinling. The doctors and nurses were all terrified, and they hurriedly started to sew with needles and thread in their hands.】
When Zhang Yunlei fought back, she directly sang about Qi Long’s car accident.
[Second, the moon is shining in front of the flowers. Uncle Qi has his body parts taken off by a truck. The doctors and nurses are all dumbfounded. They are frantically gluing the parts back on with glue in their hands.]
"I've never heard of this. Broken legs are glued together?"
This adaptation was naturally the work of Qi Long, and the audience laughed uncontrollably as the two of them sang it.
Qi Long's advice to Zhang Yunlei was to play to his strengths and avoid his weaknesses. He was good at Liuhuoer in the beginning, but he ran away during those years when his voice was broken. He didn't learn crosstalk well, and his skills in other aspects were also flawed, so he decided to do Liuhuoer.
At the end of the show, the father and son amazed the audience with their performance of "Exploring Qingshui River". When Qi Long went to the next performance that night, their afternoon performance of "Exploring Qingshui River" was on the hot list of the video platform, and its popularity soared.
For the evening group crosstalk performance, Qi Long came to the Team 7 Theater in Guangde Building.
The reason they chose this place was because their captain was not there. Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang were out recording a comedy variety show. There was no one to calm the place down, so Qi Long came and prepared to perform a traditional group crosstalk with Shang Jiuxi and He Jiuhua: "Drinking Orders"!
The three of them are the last ones, they can't just do the main part of "Drinking Orders". There is not enough time, so they need to fill in the gaps.
When the three of them were discussing their work, Qi Long asked He Jiuhua: "It was leaked online that I was recording a variety show with your celebrity girlfriend. Can this be ruined?"
He Jiuhua nodded: "Yes, but hit it gently!"
"Don't worry, I know my limits! Jiuxi, have you created any jokes recently?" Qi Long turned around and asked Shang Jiuxi, who liked to write new jokes by himself.
Shang Jiuxi nodded and said that he had been observing life recently and met this man who was crawling and begging with two bricks in his hand while riding the subway. Begging and performing in the subway is not allowed, so he planned to make a fool of himself.
"Hey, you see, you're missing something now. People can expect it, but the things you put in front of them are beyond their expectation."
Just like what Qi Long said, "knowledge enters the brain in a despicable way." When you heard the previous story, you wouldn't think it was about teaching you words, and your foreshadowing shouldn't make people think it was about begging on the subway.
Shang Jiuxi humbly asked for advice: "Uncle Master, please explain in detail."
"You said there was a penguin."
By the way, the three of them went on stage at the last moment.
"Next, please enjoy the crosstalk "Drinking Order", performed by Shang Jiuxi, He Jiuhua, and Qi Long!"
Qi Long was the last one to be announced twice, because in crosstalk, there is no competition for status. The popular person's name should be at the front, which is an old tradition. Dou Peng is mentioned first, and Ni Feng is at the end.
Just like at the Sanqingyuan Small Theater, after hearing Qi Long, the audience who were already prepared to applaud applauded even harder and some even cheered.
Some viewers also hurriedly adjusted their equipment, and the scene that was originally intended to frame only two people was quickly adjusted to frame three people.
Some people hurriedly took out their camera equipment and mobile phones and started recording and taking photos.
The three of them went on stage, Qi Long was at the table, and the other two stood on either side of him. The three of them also applauded with the audience.
"They are very enthusiastic. Look at all the audience. They took out the cameras that had been put away and pointed their guns at my uncle's forehead!"
Qi Long, who was cleaning the table, looked up and said, "Yes, I stood there and let them shoot me!"
The audience laughed as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Why did I shoot you?"
"You said so. The guns are pointed at my forehead. If I were to hit my head with every shot, even the King of Hell would be worried!"
"No, this is a term for camera!" Shang Jiuxi explained anxiously.
He Jiuhua corrected him, "That's called a long gun and a short gun!" Shang Jiuxi said quickly, "Right, right, long gun and a short gun!"
"Look, Jiuhua still has more experience!" Qi Long pointed at He Jiuhua and said to Shang Jiuxi, then turned to look at He Jiuhua and asked, "Are you often targeted by guns and cannons?"
The audience started to make "Oh oh oh" sounds. Many of the audience came for the two of them, so naturally they knew some gossip about them.
He Jiuhua quickly grabbed Qi Long with both hands: "Why am I being pointed at?"
"Yes, it's the person next to him!" Shang Jiuxi also helped to explain: "I have to help my partner!"
The audience's booing became louder, and Qi Long looked at Shang Jiuxi jokingly: "Why do I feel like you might as well not help?"
"No, Uncle Master, it's me next to him. The audience usually takes pictures of the funny guys, and sometimes they take pictures of him by the way!"
Qi Long said "Oh" along with the audience.
He Jiuhua asked Shang Jiuxi to move on quickly, why bother bringing any weapons?
Shang Jiuxi continued, saying that the two of them took advantage of Qi Long's fame. The uncle was very popular and had recorded shows with various celebrities, so he was also a big star.
"I don't dare to call myself a big star, but the person who recorded the show with me is indeed a star. Didn't Reuters break the news last week? I went to record a detective show. The guests in that show are amazing, He Ling, Sa Beining, Da Zhangwei, Gui Gui. Oh, there was another one, I forgot who it was!"
Qi Long said this and looked at He Jiuhua with a deliberately smirk.
"Have you forgotten why you were looking at me?"
The audience started to make noises again: "Oh~~"
"Yes, yes, they reminded me, it was that Ou"
Making jokes is just like playing with memes. As long as the audience knows the meme, they will be highly involved and can easily burst out laughing. In just a short while, several jokes were made and He Jiuhua was so scared that he wiped his sweat.
Backstage, the three of them had no idea how to make jokes, but Uncle Qi was really quick to react. One of them started with some guns and cannons, and the other introduced his popularity and celebrities. He was able to smoothly lead the topic to making jokes. It was unbearable.
Of course, He Jiuhua’s embarrassment was half acting, because only when he was embarrassed, the effect of the joke would be funnier.
If he pretends not to care, the effect will be greatly reduced.
He Jiuhua urged again to change the subject, and Shang Jiuxi quickly said that it was an honor to cooperate with his uncle-master, and it was a good opportunity because Uncle-master Qi's partner was dragged by Yan Hexiang to travel. Traveling is good, some people like to travel alone, and some people like to travel with a group.
"People like me who have a girlfriend usually go together!" Qi Long said.
The audience started to make noises again. Qi Long looked at the audience in shock and pointed at He Jiuhua: "I really didn't say anything about him!"
"I don't have one either!" He Jiuhua shouted in frustration, "I'm just jealous that you have a girlfriend~!"
Qi Long suddenly realized and looked at He Jiuhua: "Oh~~~"
The audience was already laughing so hard that they were pounding their legs. Many of them couldn't even hold their cell phones properly and were shaking wildly.
"Hurry up and continue speaking!" He Jiuhua covered Qi Long's mouth and shouted.
Shang Jiuxi: "The essence of this travel is to go from a place where you are bored to a place where others are bored. For example, people from the north who have never seen the sea go to the south for travel; people from the south who have never seen snow go to the north for travel; people who have never seen grassland go to the grassland; people who have never seen forest go to the forest!
You miss Uncle Dongqiang and Brother Hexiang, they went to travel to the seaside in the south!"
Qi Long had already gotten rid of He Jiuhua's hand covering his mouth: "Yes, they haven't seen Ou."
Before the audience could start to make noises, Qi Long seemed to suddenly react and hurriedly added: "Seagull!"
He Jiuhua covered his face, caught off guard!
"You see, the uncle mentioned animals. Animals also love to travel. There was a penguin that had seen the snowfield in the Aurora Australis but had never seen the grassland. It wanted to go to Meng Province to see the grassland." Shang Jiuxi said, and when he found that the audience's reaction was not strong, he knew that his transition was a bit abrupt.
Qi Long saved him and said with emotion: "You two are really close partners. Isn't your turn too abrupt to save him?"
"Hahahahahahahaha!" the audience laughed with satisfaction.
Qi Long waved his hand: "Keep talking, the penguins from Antarctica are coming to Meng Province, and then what?"
Shang Jiuxi looked at Qi Long with gratitude and said, "Then he walked on foot. Penguins are short and have short legs. When they reach the capital, their legs are worn out. They can only use their hands to flutter forward. If you have taken the subway, you should have seen it."
He threw himself forward with his arms outstretched, saying in a northeastern accent: "A ruthless avalanche destroyed my home. Please be merciful."
As he spoke, his hands kept flapping forward and he began to sing: [Someone will carry your new school bag for you.]
"Thank you, thank you, alas, the brick is leaking!"
After Shang Jiuxi finished speaking, he turned back to find a brick and continued struggling. The whole audience burst into laughter at his funny movements and tone, as well as reminding them of beggars in the subway.
Qi Long was full of surprise: "I didn't realize before that Deyun Club has an exchange student for Errenzhuan?"
This sentence made the audience, who had just laughed, laugh again. This complaint was so accurate.
Errenzhuan exchange student: Shang Jiuxi!
(End of this chapter)
