Chapter 187 Crosstalk: "Secret Service Academy"
Time flies, and the last episode of "Extreme Men" has been aired.
In the last episode, the thrilling battle of wits and the reversal that there was actually no undercover agent made netizens scream in shock, and they kept repeating: It still has to be the Men’s Gang!
Every episode of this variety show can bring them program effects and surprises that they never thought of before. Now that it is coming to an end, many people are still reluctant to let it go.
That night, after the show was broadcast on satellite TV, six members of the Men’s Gang dropped into the video platform and posted comments and watched the show with netizens.
This operation made many netizens who were originally reluctant to watch the last episode and said that if they didn’t watch it, it wouldn’t be over, they couldn’t help but watch the show. At the end of the show, except for Qi Long, the other five brothers strongly recommended everyone to support Qi Long’s new variety show in the barrage.
When Qi Long saw the five brothers promoting him in this way, he immediately started to comment, mentioning the new movie that Huang Bai and Wang Xun were filming, the TV series that Sun Honglei and Zhang Yixing were about to release, and the Werewolf Killing variety show that Luo Zhiqiang created in Taiwan under the influence of the program content "Loyal Lords".
Everyone also discussed it in the barrage. Although the show is over, they cannot lose contact. It's like Qi Long attending Luo Zhiqiang's concert. If he needs to make a guest appearance, he can do it.
Seeing their friendship in promoting each other, the audience also envied their friendship and called for the second season to start as soon as possible.
"Let's Run" premiered this week. Many people went to support the new variety show because of Waner Media and Qi Long, but they didn't expect to be fascinated by it after watching it once.
At the beginning, they were asked to get off the car and run suddenly without any reason. As a result, the variety show effect came into being when they started running. The crowds, chickens and rabbits in the same cage, and the acupressure mats were all show effects.
The final name tag tearing segment made the audience exclaim: Exciting!
Who would have thought? Overnight, the acupressure mat became popular. On various e-commerce platforms, the sales of this product, which is rarely purchased, surged, and countless video creators and anchors live-streamed the acupressure mat exercise.
Some UP hosts also joined together to replicate the name tag tearing battle.
In just a few days, the entire Internet was swept by a craze for tearing off name tags. In addition, games like the wooden man with an egg on his head, the shuttlecock bullet game, and even the irrelevant answering game in the car were all imitated by everyone and used in party games, videos, and live broadcasts.
The game project of the show became popular, and the participating members also became popular, and their number of Weibo followers increased rapidly.
Gao Dongqiang who has someone in the refrigerator, Qin Xiaoxian who claims that he only lives for one day, the passionate man Wang Jiaer, Yang Chaoyue who hugs his legs and begs to be let go, Shen Teng who is lying lazily and claims to be the impromptu emperor who dies on the spot, and the weak Sha Yi.
Of course, there is also Qi Long, who has already demonstrated his intelligence and talent!
There are seven people with distinct personalities, and none of them were disliked by a large number of netizens after the show was broadcast. Instead, they all gained fans quickly.
The popularity of the program is growing day by day. The Jiangsu Provincial TV station that bought the broadcasting rights of the program is grinning from ear to ear. Other TV stations and program teams that wanted to take advantage of the end of the first season of "Men Gang" to boost ratings are once again in despair.
What?
What's wrong with you big names? Why are all your variety shows so popular? The ace was just shuffled into the deck, and now it's in your hand?!
At this time, Qi Long and Dong Qiang were performing in Shandong Province at the Deyun tour. The content of the performance was "Spy Academy". Before coming, the two of them took out some of the jokes in this job and used them in the small theater, which achieved good results. Then they moved it to the commercial performance stage.
"Dongqiang, this one of ours is even more popular!"
"That is!"
"After becoming famous, I made more money, which allowed me to fulfill many of my dreams!"
"What are your dreams?"
"A few years ago, when I was the poorest, I drank tap water every day to fill my stomach. At that time, I swore that when I had money, I would eat breakfast every day!"
The previous words were full of gnashing of teeth, and I thought there would be some content showing off wealth, but on the crosstalk stage you cannot really show off your wealth, as it would cause people to be disgusted. This reversal of simple pursuit amused the audience.
"That's all you pursue!" Gao Dongqiang gave him a look of disdain.
Qi Long put his hands on his hips and said arrogantly: "I eat well, I eat fried dough sticks!"
"What's there to brag about? Just eating a fried dough stick?"
"You don't understand. The fried dough sticks nowadays are all alum-free. When we were young, we ate the ones with alum. Now that I have money, I have to eat the ones with alum."
Every sentence is funny and laudable.
"Are you still eager to eat fried dough sticks with alum?"
"Oh, right, another cup of milk tea. I want to use good tea leaves. I won't drink the ones without glue. The milk has to be good milk too. It has to be the kind that has melamine added to it!"
Dong Qiang quickly stopped him: "Go, go, don't say that. What if someone really watches our crosstalk and thinks it's good and really tries it?"
Qi Long turned around and asked in confusion: "Is there anyone else who gains knowledge by listening to crosstalk?"
"That's hard to say!"
"Oh, then let's talk about something positive. Children's dreams are usually positive. If you ask a class of fifty children, forty-eight will say they want to be scientists!"
"What about the other two?"
"One is you, and the other is me. Let me talk about me first. When I was a kid, I wanted to go to heaven!"
"astronaut?"
"Skyrocket, my dream is to be a skyrocket and go up to the sky. When I was a kid, I didn't know what astronauts were, but I thought skyrocketing was high enough. My dream is not worth mentioning. Your dream, Mr. Gao, is greater!"
"It's my turn now. What's my dream?"
"You were the same back then as you are now, you hated evil as much as you could. You hated the bad guys who committed crimes the most. Your dream at that time was to catch these bad guys, and to catch them as quickly as possible to prevent them from continuing to hurt others. So your dream was to be a police car!"
Everyone thought he was going to talk about the police, but Qi Long suddenly showed up a police car, which shocked the audience for a moment, and then laughter broke out.
Dong Qiang: "I'll hit you to death!"
"Hey, what? You turned into something after you hit my car?" "What nonsense! Can a person turn into a car? Besides, a car can't catch criminals. They either get stuck or crash. There's no mechanical arm on the car that can catch people!"
Qi Long nodded repeatedly: "Yes, then I remembered it wrongly. Your dream is to be a police dog that catches criminals as quickly as possible!"
Another unexpected burden, Dong Qiang said back: "I will bite you to death!"
"You're too violent. You're always hitting or biting people to death. If you keep going like this, some viewers might actually think there's a person in your refrigerator!"
This currently popular joke made people laugh so hard that they clapped their hands on the table. In addition, the structure of the crosstalk also made two appeals. Dong Qiang reminded him to be positive at the beginning, but Qi Long said the opposite here.
"Please tell me clearly what my dream was at that time. People told me that it's not only police officers who catch bad guys, but also agents. I want to be an agent!" Dongqiang spoke seriously about his dream.
At this moment, Qi Long suddenly burst into laughter as if he was sick.
"Everyone has heard it, right? He, he haha, he wants to be a clock. You see, this dream is unique! Every hour on the hour, a bird will come out of your mouth, beeping, beeping, beeping. Do I need to hang a gold chain on you and let you swing it here?"
Dong Qiang pushed Qi Long away: "What ears? I said I want to be an agent!"
"Oops, I heard it wrong. He said he wanted to be a welcoming pine tree. Listen, everyone. Isn't this dream also very strange? Welcome!"
"Agent!"
"work?"
"Yes!"
"So you said you wanted to be a broken bow, a running dog like that. No, the bow, right? If you hide it, it will become a broken bow!"
Dong Qiang leaned close to Qi Long's ear and shouted, "I said agent!"
"You Zhu Hecong?" Qi Long's face suddenly changed from a teasing smile to an anxious one. He pulled Dong Qiang and said, "Alas, this dream is not possible. Don't learn Zhu Hecong's style of supporting roles. I don't want to go through tribulations every day!"
Every time Qi Long couldn't hear clearly and said something wrong on purpose, it created a comedic effect and made the audience laugh non-stop.
Dong Qiang saw that he couldn't hear clearly even when I yelled in his ear, so he sighed: "Whatever you want, his ears are useless, he can't even hear me calling him dad!"
"Hey, I can hear it clearly!" Qi Long turned his head immediately.
"You are selectively deaf!"
"Maybe it will be better if you just scream!" Qi Long reminded quickly.
Dong Qiang looked at the audience, then at Qi Long. As if he had made up his mind, he took a deep breath and shouted at Qi Long, "You thief!"
"Oh!" Qi Long was stunned after shouting.
And not only Qi Long agreed, many people in the audience also joined in the discussion, and the sound of "Alas" startled the entire theater.
What followed was laughter that spread throughout the entire theater. The audience members who had not agreed laughed freely, and the audience members who tried to take advantage but ended up talking too fast also covered their faces and giggled.
I didn't expect that they would design such a burden. They wanted to take advantage, but ended up being taken advantage of.
Qi Long pointed at the audience and said, "Well, it seems that these brothers have hearing problems just like me. What should we agree to if he calls us grandpa? Right!"
"Yes!" The audience responded immediately when they saw Qi Long helping them find a place.
This interaction suddenly became lively.
"Eh?" Dong Qiang was shocked: "You heard it wrong again!"
"What was your name just now?"
"I'm called Erzei!"
"Yes, you are calling son!"
Dong Qiang turned his head and said, "Oh, you heard it clearly now?"
Qi Long explained with a smile that he had done it on purpose and actually knew it, but he couldn't continue talking about this dream.
"Think about it, agents. We have only seen them in movies and TV shows. Have you ever seen an agent in real life? If you haven't seen one, what can we say? There is no need for him to continue talking about your unrealistic dream!"
Dong Qiang: "Why is it unnecessary? My father saw that I was famous, so he planned to invest in a movie for me. I will be the leading actor, playing a secret agent!"
"When will I have to invest in a movie?" Qi Long put a finger on his temple, thinking.
"Go, aren't you tired of taking advantage?"
Qi Long waved his hand: "No, I'm just trying to change the subject. Let's talk about this in private. Don't talk about it on stage. Can you act in a movie? The audience is looking forward to it. If you can't perform well, won't they scold you?"
"Why can't I act anymore? I'm an actor. Are comedians not actors?"
Qi Long asked in return: "Is soy sauce also oil? Are haters also fans? Is Shenma also a horse? Are Chinese men's football players also athletes? Are Japanese people also people?"
When talking about the last two, the whole audience burst into laughter.
Qi Long and Dong Qiang’s new work is always worth looking forward to. I have been laughing since the beginning!
(End of this chapter)
