Chapter 203 Deyun Poker
For this special performance by Qi Long and Dong Qiang, a small gift was given to the audience who bought tickets. It was not expensive, just a box of De Yun playing cards.
54 Deyunshe crosstalk performers were printed on playing cards.
When they came, the person in charge brought a few extra decks. Qi Long and Dong Qiang invited the guest performers to dinner, so they brought out the playing cards, and everyone opened them up to study them.
"Big King, Little King, as expected, it is indeed my master and Uncle Yu!" Shang Jiuxi showed.
Dong Qiang casually flipped the joke: "It fits, two clowns!"
"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed. It made sense. The big and small jokers in poker were printed on two clowns!
The K brand is Gao Feng, Sun Yue, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, four pillars of Deyun Society's crosstalk of the same generation. The rest are Guo Degang's apprentices and the like.
Qi Long took out the playing cards and asked everyone, "Have you seen my master playing poker?"
It is about Hou Yaowen's classic crosstalk work, in which business cards are used as playing cards. Those with higher status can control those with lower status, and whoever can't control whoever else will drink!
This Deyun playing card game can be played just like this.
Seeing everyone nod, Qi Long suggested:
"Today we're not going to play finger-guessing games or dice when we drink, we're going to play poker. Divide the cards into two teams, each grab some, and see who can control who!"
This proposal was unanimously approved by everyone, and they took a handful of playing cards and opened them.
On Qi Long's side, there are him, Zhang Wanyi, Shang Jiuxi, and Zhang Yunlei. On the other side, there are Gao Dongqiang, Luan Yunping, He Jiuhua, and Yang Jiulang.
Gao Feng did not attend the dinner due to poor health, and the two sides simply divided into camps based on praise and ridicule.
Qi Long played his cards first: "Let me play a small card first. I'll play Qin Xiaoxian, the only one who came out of the Xiao class. He is fearless in the show, and even Gao Dongqiang would beat him if he said so. Come on, take care of it!"
"What is Qin Xiaoxian? Come, Sun Jiuxiang!" After Luan Yunping and others discussed, they threw out a photo of Qin Xiaoxian's partner.
"How can Sun Jiuxiang control Qin Xiaoxian? Can the supporting actor control the funny actor?"
"Nonsense, he is his father. Their fans have said that Sun is like Qin's father, tolerant of his children on stage. Can't a father control his son? It's only natural for a father to control his son!" Gao Dongqiang shouted.
Qi Long asked confidently, "Then why don't you find a girlfriend when your dad asked you to? Who can your dad control you?"
"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone was amused by Qi Long's reason.
Gao Dongqiang also squinted his eyes and smiled: "You don't listen to your biological father, but this is not your biological father, you have to listen to him!"
"Okay, if you want to say that, I'll let my dad talk to you next time. He's your godfather. Let me tell you, Zhou Jiuliang, the captain and partner of Team 7. You, Sun Jiuxiang, are a member of Team 7, right? You have to listen, right?"
"Meng Hetang!" He Jiuhua threw out a card: "This is our captain!"
Shang Jiuxi retorted: "I have no control over it. I don't listen to the captain. I have even sidelined the captain!"
The two of them are members of Team Seven and have a say. Meng Hetang is a very good-tempered person and will not be cruel to his teammates. It is rumored outside that he has been sidelined.
Yang Jiulang looked at Shang Jiuxi: "What? You don't listen to the captain? He is your father, why don't you listen to him!"
"Hahahahaha, this joke is great!" Qi Long applauded and praised, repeating what he just said, making it twice as funny.
"Meng Hetang can definitely control Zhou Jiuliang. Little Meng is so popular. He has participated in the Dou Xiaoshe, which Zhou Jiuliang has never participated in. Meng Hetang must be more popular!"
Zhang Yunlei took a card from Qi Long: "You are the captain of the seventh team, and I am the captain of the general team, Luan Yunping. Can Luan Yunping control Meng Hetang?"
Gao Dongqiang turned to look at Luan Yunping: "Can you control it?"
Luan Yunping also risked his life, pointing at his own card: "Who the hell is Luan Yunping, to control Meng Hetang?"
"Hahahahahaha!" Seeing him scolding himself like this just to win, what can I do? I can only burst out laughing.
Qi Long picked up Luan Yunping's cards and threw them under the table: "Then throw them away!"
"Hey, don't throw it away!" Luan Yunping was anxious.
"Hahaha!"
Afterwards, both sides played their own cards, but there were still some controversies over whether they could be controlled.
For example, they used Guo Qilin to suppress their Gao Feng, while Qi Long, at Zhang Yunlei's self-recommendation, sent out Zhang Yunlei in return.
"I'm his uncle. We lived together when he was a child, and I often took care of him!" Zhang Yunlei also told a story.
She said that at that time, she took him to watch a horror movie late at night. As a result, Guo Qilin was thirsty in the middle of the night, but he didn't dare to go drink water alone, so he asked Zhang Yunlei to accompany him.
At that time, Zhang Yunleijiu said to him: "This adult can't drink water by himself? Huh? Just be thirsty! He was thirsty all night and didn't dare to disturb me again!"
Yang Jiulang followed his words and said, "Afterwards, Zhang Yunlei fell down from Jinling and wanted to drink some water. He told Guo Qilin about it, and Qilin yelled at him: You can't drink water by yourself at this age? Ah? You must be thirsty!"
"Hahaha, that's nothing you can do! No one even pours water for you!" Gao Dongqiang's team's supporting actor nodded.
"He made this up. What can I do about it? I'm his uncle!"
"People can get their hair cut in the first month of the year!"
Since both sides thought they were right, they finally took a step back and changed cards, and the second pair became difficult to determine the winner.
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, the key is that they both played cards played by each other. Qi Long played Gao Dongqiang, and Gao Dongqiang played Qi Long. Both sides told each other that they had to listen to each other.
"You are older than me, I will listen to you!" Dong Qiang said to Qi Long. In fact, it was only two months.
Qi Long: "Let's go out and see that you are the oldest one!"
Dong Qiang said: "You wrote our crosstalk. I recite whatever you wrote. Of course you are in charge of me!" "Although that's the case, I will change whatever you say. You are the one who makes the final decision. Usually the boss makes the final decision. You are the boss, so you are in charge of me!" Qi Long objected.
"Hey, every time we go out, I am the one driving. So from this perspective, I am the driver and you are the boss!" Dong Qiang continued.
Even if he is driving Qi Long's car, if he is with Gao Dongqiang, the driver is also Dongqiang.
Qi Long had an angry expression: "You are talking nonsense. Didn't you think I was driving too slowly and wanted to drive yourself?"
Although he has overcome his fear of cars by driving, Qi Long is still a relatively stable person. He always gives way to others who want to squeeze in, and his driving speed is relatively slow.
For Dongqiang, who is used to driving a sports car, this is absolutely unbearable.
Dongqiang: "I smoked in high school. Did you tell my dad and let him beat me up?"
"When I was in primary school, I swam in the artificial lake in the park. Did you tell my master and he gave me a good beating?"
The people around them looked at the two of them as if they were telling a story. As soon as you finished a sentence, I started talking.
It was clearly an impromptu discussion, but the two of them made it feel like they had rehearsed it.
Everyone spontaneously applauded in admiration.
"My two uncles, it's hard to say who is in charge of whom between you two. It's obvious that whoever is in charge listens to whom."
When Qi Long heard this, he pointed at Gao Dongqiang and said, "He did well in the college entrance examination and got most of the answers right. I have to listen to him!"
"His way of dealing with people is praised by everyone who comes into contact with him. I have to learn from him and listen to him!"
Seeing that the two were about to continue arguing, Zhang Wanyi pointed at the vinegar on the table and said, "Bring that vinegar over here. I want to drink it!"
“Hahahahahahaha!” This instantly killed the debate.
Dong Qiang waved his hands: "Sister-in-law, don't be jealous of me, we are just brothers!"
Qi Long glared: "Hey, I'm older than you, you have to call me sister-in-law!"
"Sister-in-law, look, I listen to you, Qi Long can control Gao Dongqiang!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Basically, everyone has become an automatic argumentative system of ETC. As long as you throw a card, I will argue with you. No matter who is in charge of whom, I will argue with you. A lot of burdens have been created during this period.
While drinking, Qi Long made a proposal to everyone.
We can modify these random things and perform them as crosstalk on stage.
After returning from Shaanxi Province, Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi went to the company to record "Yu Xi Tan". The copyright had been uploaded long ago, but they were still working on the accompaniment.
After the accompaniment was ready, I went to record the song.
Zhang Wanyi was recording a song, and Qi Long was accompanying her. They were sitting in the recording studio listening to the song when Yan Min came in: "Brother Long, let's talk about something!"
Ever since Luo Zhiqiang, who is older than Qi Long and calls Qi Long "brother", appeared, Sun Honglei, Huang Bo, Wang Xun, and even director Yan Min sometimes jokingly call him brother.
"Why do I feel like you have bad intentions? Go outside and talk!" Qi Long pointed to the door of the recording studio.
When they got outside, Yan Min smiled and asked, "Are you interested in traveling at public expense?"
"Ok?"
"Isn't it that your tour guide genius has become a hot topic? I have an idea. We will travel abroad, and you will be the tour guide, taking the members invited by other programs with you!"
Qi Long looked at him unhappily: "Oh? You are a program director, and you don't want to think of anything. You want me to help you think of all the content of the program?"
"Doesn't this show your meticulousness?" Yan Min said with a smile on her face.
Qi Long shook his head: "That's boring. Hey, I have an idea. Let Dongqiang be your tour guide. It will be more interesting if something goes wrong."
"Hmm?" Yan Min really started to think about it after hearing it.
"Find a few more artists that Dongqiang can't release even if he's popular, such as female artists. Hey, add that old senior. It must be interesting to see him holding back his anger!"
Yan Min was happy: "This is indeed a good idea, but he probably won't participate after hearing about this."
The two artists of the company are not managed by the company. Qi Long is okay. As long as his friends invite him to a variety show, he will still go.
Dongqiang really is the type who won't even look at anything he's not interested in.
After all, his father is the largest shareholder of the company, so of course he can do what he wants and have sex with whoever he wants.
"If you make a business plan and show it to the boss, his father will let him go, haha!" Qi Long gave advice.
Of course, you can't just pit your brothers.
Qi Long has already thought about it. He plans to join the tour group as a flying guest and help his good brother.
"I'll do some research."
"Hey, wait a minute, I have another suggestion for the Douxiao Club. We played Deyun poker at dinner yesterday. It was pure improvisation and very interesting."
Now that we've met, just say what's on your mind so you don't forget it later.
(End of this chapter)
