Chapter 268: Guess the character based on your forehead, nonsense version!
After the laughter, Guo Degang began to explain why he asked them for money. It was a pure variety show setting. He spent money to set up a Deyun Water City and sent them text messages looking for partners.
Those who pay can become shareholders of Shuidu, and those who don’t pay can only be employees of Shuidu.
Upon hearing this, Qi Long and Guo Qilin high-fived to celebrate, and Luan Yunping, who was transferring money to his master's wife, also joined in.
But Lao Guo poured cold water on him. This was his private property and it was useless to give it to his wife, so there were only two shareholders.
Others need to compete for the job through games.
Everyone went to a bathing room for their filming. Qi Long and Guo Qilin didn't need to participate, but everyone else had to play a game of guessing words using their foreheads. The smart ones could become lobby managers and enjoy the air-conditioning in the room.
If you get eliminated in the first round, you'll have to go out in the sun and work as a security guard or something.
Guo Degang called Yu Qian and Qi Long to give everyone a demonstration.
Our crosstalk actor's forehead guessing game is different from other games where you can only answer "yes or no". You can give a wildly imaginative answer, and it is not considered nonsense as long as the answer is reasonable.
A sticky note was stuck on the three people's foreheads, and the game officially began.
Qi Long glanced at the words above their heads. On Guo Degang’s forehead was Bai Huiming, which some people might not recognize. There was also a bracket below: Aunt Yu.
That is Yu Qian’s wife, who often appears in Guo Degang’s crosstalk selections.
On Yu Qian’s forehead is a character from Chinese mythology: Sun Wukong.
Guo Degang asked first: "How many words are there on my forehead?"
Yu Qian was about to speak.
Qi Long said: "Hey, this needs to be counted!"
"How long is it? Do we have to count it?" Guo Degang was surprised.
Yu Qian was happy on the side and had to count.
Qi Long turned around and asked Yu Qian: "Brother Qian, does this punctuation mark count as a word?"
"That counts!"
Guo Degang was even more confused: "There are punctuation marks? Foreigners!"
"Hey, this is the second question. It's my turn. There are a few words on my forehead!"
Before Guo Degang could speak, Yu Qian said, "Hey, you have to count too."
"I have a lot of words!" Qi Long nodded.
Yu Qian nodded: "Yes, there are so many words, it's hard to count them."
"How come there are still some things that are difficult to count?"
"Look, let's take an example. The word '田' looks like one character, right? You can see it as a 口 character, as a 一 character, or as a 十 character." Guo Degang understood Yu Qian's meaning and gave an example.
"There's a way to decompose characters?" Qi Long was surprised. That one horizontal line is "one", and two parallel horizontal lines are "two".
Yu Qian said: "You didn't explain it clearly. From what I can see, there are more than ten words!"
The crosstalk actors and staff who were watching were all shocked. They said that you can tell stories in a wildly imaginative way by guessing words with your forehead. Are you so imaginative?
There are several words on a forehead, and they can all be read as separate words.
Yu Qian took advantage of the situation and said seriously: "These characters on my forehead cannot be removed!"
"Hey, forehead wrinkles count, right?"
After Qi Long asked this question, there was laughter, but he still answered seriously. Yu Qian's answer was three words.
Lao Guo and Qi Long were forced to ask the question again. When Lao Guo found out that he had six whole words on his head, he was at a loss. What?
Qi Long was lucky enough to know that there were three words on his forehead.
It was Yu Qian's turn again. He pointed at his head and asked, "Does this have anything to do with me?"
This question made Qi Long have some guesses. The person on Guo Degang’s forehead is his wife, and maybe the person on my forehead is also an acquaintance, so Yu Qian asked this question.
Guo Degang let out an "ouch" and said embarrassedly: "The relationship should be very good, he had dinner with you!" When Qi Long heard Guo Degang's explanation, he knew that he was setting a trap. He had dinner with you, he did it on TV. The TV was playing "Journey to the West" and they were having dinner together, so that also meant having dinner with you.
Qi Long nodded: "Yes, not only have I eaten it with you, but I should have eaten it with your family as well!"
Guo Degang glared at Qi Long: "You gave too much. What's the difference between you and telling him directly? If he can't guess it, then he's crazy!"
"You're crazy. I can't guess. There are so many people who eat with our family. There are quite a few of them here!"
"Hahahahahaha!" everyone laughed.
Such a simple game is so hilarious when played by them with such random explanations.
As the game continued, Guo Degang and Qi Long also asked each other whether they had a good relationship. Guo Degang got the answer from Qi Long: "You have a very good relationship!"
The answer Qi Long got was that the person on his forehead had a bad relationship with him, and both Yu Qian and Guo Degang believed it.
Basically, there is no bad relationship with Qi Long, so you have to listen to this in the opposite way, it must be good.
The questions continued and everyone's imaginations ran wild. When Yu Qianwen mentioned the person on his head, what was everyone's first reaction?
Qi Long gave an answer that made the whole audience burst into laughter: "Sexy!"
"Hahahahahahaha, that's correct, indeed!"
Think about it, everyone, a leopard print mini skirt, isn't that sexy?
Guo Degang asked the person on the forehead what his occupation was, and the answer he got was that it was impossible to answer because there were too many occupations, but they were generally engaged in the service industry.
In Guo Degang's jokes, Yu Qian's wife is often the kind of person who needs to "walk alone in dark alleys, looking inexpensive."
Basically, everyone's answer is only slightly related to the answer.
The information Qi Long received was that the person on his forehead had three words on him, had a bad relationship with him, had a hobby of standing, looked like a man based on his physical characteristics, and had various occupations.
Most of the people present were unfamiliar with him, and the standard for judging familiarity was whether they had slept in the same bed.
After a long tug of war, Qi Long did not ask a question for the first time, but gave the answer: "Gao Dongqiang!"
After all, he had judged in his mind that the person on his forehead should be familiar, otherwise Yu Qian would not have asked whether he was familiar or not, so he narrowed the scope at the beginning.
Add to that the various professions, and the same idea as what Qi Long said about Aunt Yu, then it is natural to guess that actors or crosstalk artists always have to play other professions.
As for why Gao Dongqiang and Qi Long have a bad relationship, it’s because they just had a fight, and they always quarrel on stage, which makes sense!
The most crucial thing is that the physical characteristics suggest that he is a male, which makes Qi Long conclude that this person must be familiar not only to himself but also to Guo Degang and Yu Qian, otherwise they would not joke like this and say that he seems to be a male.
Of course, the above are all inferences. Whether they are correct or not depends on everyone.
"Correct!" Guo Qilin, who acted as the referee, took off the sticky note on Qi Long's head, and Gao Dongqiang was written on it!
Everyone applauded and cheered for Qi Long, he was so amazing, the answer had almost nothing to do with Uncle Dongqiang, but he actually guessed it right!
While the two men were still fighting on the field, Yu Qian learned the key information. The character on his forehead was a fictional character, a fictional and sexy character, with three words. He began to guess the names of various female monsters and goddesses, such as Bai Suzhen, He Xiangu, and fox spirit.
But he was going in the wrong direction, he didn't ask about the gender, and he only knew about sexiness, so he could only guess.
There is also a group of people misleading next to the key: "Ouch, it's close."
"I almost guessed it!"
"I know both the one you're talking about and the one on top of your head."
And gradually, people thought that Guo Degang was a crosstalk performer and might have a stage name, so six characters, three characters for his real name and three characters for his stage name, it was a very reasonable guess, so they started to guess that he was an apprentice.
He guessed several times and they were all wrong. Seeing that everyone was misleading him just like they had misled Yu Qian, he realized that he had guessed wrong.
He raised his head and asked, "Is she my wife?"
Everyone looked at each other, and Qi Long said, "It shouldn't count, right?"
"It should be counted."
Yu Qian subconsciously glared at the two of them, which was noticed by Guo Degang, who guessed who it was and who it was Aunt Yu.
Yu Qian took off the sticker on his forehead and threw it on the table in an instant: "What does Sun Wukong have to do with sexiness?"
"Pole tubes, leopard print, and miniskirts!" Qi Long said confidently.
It was this one sexy word that completely misled Yu Qian and made him completely go off track in his guess!
(End of this chapter)
