Chapter 269 Shareholders’ weird requests to employees!
After Qi Long and the other two demonstrated it, it was the other people's turn to play the game, and their ideas were also full of wild and imaginative nonsense.
The one who likes to wear tight leather suit and makes people scream when they see him is: Ultraman!
The one who likes to carry luxury goods and has a lot of jewellery on his hands is: Thanos!
His hobby is to warm up his voice, just like many crosstalk performers, by the river, he warms up his voice following the sound of flowing water. This is: Zhang Fei!
All in all, the answers, which made sense but were all very weird, kept everyone entertained and eventually they were assigned their respective jobs.
The first to be eliminated were the security guards at the door, including Zhang Jiunan, Zhang Helun, and Cao Heyang.
There is a lobby receptionist who is responsible for guiding guests. His name is Meng Hetang.
There are restaurant waiters, Shaobing and Luan Yunping.
The final winners, Yue Yunpeng and Gao Dongqiang, got the highest-paying job: foot massage master.
The two shareholders, Qi Long and Guo Qilin, just need to inspect everyone's work from time to time and give them scores.
Although I feel that Yan Min’s variety show will not be that simple, the director hasn’t said anything yet and we don’t know what the arrangements are, so Qi Long and Guo Qilin should just enjoy the privileges of being shareholders first.
He was ready to enjoy himself, and he and Guo Qilin simulated customers to test these members. In the parking lot, he directed Zhang Jiunan to reverse the car and told him that everyone had to give orders.
At the door, security guard Zhang Helun was asked to push the revolving door. It was not enough to just push the door, he also had to put a blindfold on him and put a carrot in front of him.
"Turn, turn, turn"
Like a donkey pulling a millstone, Qi Long and Qi Lin refused to go out, letting Zhang Helun push them all the time. After turning seven or eight times, Zhang Helun stretched out a hand and took off the blindfold: "Uncle Master, is that enough?"
"What are you doing? I asked you to turn around, but you never did!"
“I’m always spinning!”
Qi Long called him out and stood under the sun: "I'll let you turn!"
"The second largest shareholder wants you to take a turn."
Zhang Helun was shocked: "Is this a security assessment?"
It's just a nonsensical prank. Let Zhang Helun spin in circles on the spot. Cao Heyang, don't just stand there. Spin around too, and shout "Welcome!" while you do so!
"We at Deyunshui want to be the best bathing center in the three northeastern provinces, so when customers come, we have to welcome them with the highest etiquette. In the Northeast, everyone's favorite is Errenzhuan!"
Guo Qilin understood what Qi Long meant and said in surprise, "Oh, so this is the Errenzhuan?"
"A customer has arrived, and the duo is shouting welcome, ah!" Qi Long waved his hand and led Guo Qilin into the hall.
As soon as I entered the hall, I heard Zhang Helun and Cao Heyang shouting at the door: [Deyun Water City will close down sooner or later]
Qi Long went back in a flash: "What are you talking about?"
Zhang Helun laughed and said, "We were just shouting slogans!"
"You have to talk to me in a roundabout way!" Qi Long said seriously, "It's a two-person show, a two-person show!"
"Hahahaha"
An absurd scene appeared, with two security guards talking to Qi Long in circles.
"Shout your slogan again."
【Deyun Water City, bathing in the morning and evening】
"Bath in the morning and evening, I heard that it was closed in the morning and evening, this is not right, you can't let people bathe at noon? Change it to bath in the morning, noon and evening."
After letting the two of them chant slogans for a while, Qi Long came in to find trouble with Meng Hetang. He started slid around in the hall like roller skating, sliding one step at a time.
"Shareholder, what are you doing?"
Guo Qilin pointed at the slogan on the ground and said, "Didn't you put this up? Be careful, it's slippery!"
"Shareholders, that's land, di land." Meng Hetang explained.
Qi Long's eyes widened: "What do you mean? You said that the third largest shareholder Guo Qilin is an illiterate fool?"
“That’s not what I meant.”
"So you mean that the second largest shareholder Qi Long is a bad guy who talks nonsense?" Guo Qilin retorted.
"No." Meng Hetang was confused. You two are scolding each other, what does it have to do with me?
Qi Long started to make trouble again. After the security guards at the door performed a duet, he asked Meng Hetang to perform a show. There might be customers in the hall who came in first and were waiting for their friends. If they felt bored, it would be our bath center's problem. "Let's play a song from our bath center!"
“This thing has songs?”
"Can you make it up on the spot?"
Meng Hetang was stunned for a moment: "Yes!"
He came to a section of Deyun Road: [Walking into the building of Deyun Water City, he saw Yu Qian and Guo Degang. The two of them led Water City towards light and glory! ]
Qi Long smiled and nodded, "Well, you sing well."
[The security guard at the door can perform a duet. If you want a foot massage, go find Gao Dongqiang! ]
"Okay, these two sentences are well revised!"
[Guo Qilin is the only heir, but he didn't expect his father to have another son, Guo Fenyang.]
Guo Qilin stood up and chased Meng Hetang, Qi Long clapped and cheered: "Very good, this talent is very good!"
When it was time to inspect the restaurant waiters, Qi Long and Guo Qilin asked the two to run errands like crazy, getting paper towels, wiping the already clean tables, and wiping the dirt-free floor.
"This is not dirty!" Shaobing said aggrievedly.
"Let's pretend, pretend the floor is dirty!" Qi Long arranged: "I can't really make it dirty, right?"
Shaobing had no choice but to start mopping the floor.
The first few requests were relatively normal, but later on, they started to become increasingly outrageous.
Qi Long: “Waiter!”
"Hey, shareholders!" Shaobing and Luan Yunping trotted up.
Qi Long: "Let's pretend, pretend, pretend that the customer choked on his food, and now Guo Qilin is choking!"
Luan Yunping understood immediately and ran to get some water. Shaobing also came over to give him a back massage.
"Let's pretend, pretend, pretend that a customer accidentally drops his head into the soup bowl while eating."
"Ouch, then quickly fish it out!" Luan Yunping was startled: "Don't let water get into your head!"
"No, the customer just finished a shower and his hair is dirty. Don't you have to come over with a basin and shampoo to help wash it clean?" Qi Long asked.
"Huh? What does a restaurant waiter do?"
Qi Long didn't care and insisted on letting the two of them serve him and continued pretending.
"Let's pretend that a customer's head got stuck in the table while he was eating. His head fell off and disappeared. His head melted in the sun. What should we do?"
A series of bizarre assessments made Shaobing and Luan Yunping run around in a hurry. They had to find various ways to dig into his bag. They were both exhausted physically and mentally.
After finishing with them, Qi Long and Guo Qilin went to the room they were most looking forward to: foot massage!
"I have a problem. There are three things I won't do: I won't pinch someone with too much force, and I can't use too much force!"
Guo Qilin nodded on the side: "Of course not, our second son is delicate and tender, it won't be strenuous!"
"Your strength is too weak, I won't pinch you!"
"No, the force is too weak, it's like not pinching at all, it's better not to pinch at all!"
"The strength is moderate, I won't pinch!"
"Isn't that right? Ah?" Guo Qilin was stunned for a moment, then turned around and said, "Yes, yes, yes, you can pinch it anywhere in the right place. Can you pinch out the characteristics?"
Dong Qiang's face became increasingly gloomy: "How about I tear your feet off? That way you won't be able to feel the weight."
Qi Long was so frightened that he sat on the massage bed with his feet retracted: "So brutal? This foot massage is too brutal!"
"Isn't this to satisfy the customer's requirements? Otherwise, how can you complete it?"
Qi Long waved his hand: "What I said just now doesn't count. You can pinch me, but you can only use your thumb and index finger. The other three fingers must be raised and cannot touch my feet. If you do, you will lose points!"
"Hahahaha, you're just sticking out your index finger? Uncle Master, you're the one who knows how to play it!" Guo Qilin gave him a thumbs up.
(End of this chapter)
