Chapter 279: Lao Qin's Revenge Special
The teaching in crosstalk is not always rigid, but also involves teaching apprentices some tips and tricks in daily life.
Back then, Qi Long and Dong Qiang's little arguments were taught by Mr. Hou and Mr. Shi at the dinner table. The two of them can be said to have inherited the teaching method, which is a small teaching in life.
The words used for argument are all old ones. Some crosstalks in the past would use this phrase "If a toad can croak, why can't a wastebasket?" to fill in the gaps.
Teach them this little trick of arguing by asking them to observe objects in life that look similar and have similar features, one that can make a sound and the other that cannot, and these can both be used to fill in the gaps in the argument.
It also adds a little fun to the two children's boring learning of memorizing lines. Interest is always the best teacher.
I took the children to eat lamb chops, visit the amusement park, and as a Deyun actor, I took them to the backstage of Deyun Small Theater to listen to half a crosstalk show. It was a fulfilling day.
The next day was the time for a new round of recording of "Let's Run".
Before the show started, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang recounted their encounter with foreign fans at the entrance of the alley.
"The foreign guys said that they couldn't help but watch the whole show from beginning to end after watching one episode. They called us by our nicknames, calling me Water Gun Man and him Cluck! "
"You're the one who's giggling, Sparta!" Dong Qiang corrected.
Everyone was stunned when they heard the news, which means that our program is very popular in Southeast Asia.
"Then I have to pay more attention to my image in the future!" Shen Teng adjusted his suit.
Qi Long waved his hand: "It's useless. The foreign subtitled version translated your character as: lazy man!"
Emphasize one thing: never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down!
"Hahahahahaha!"
Other people also have nicknames, like Shayi is the "game starter", which means the game officially begins only after he is eliminated.
Qin Xiaoxian is an "unlucky guy" because Qi Long plays all kinds of pranks on him, and his luck is as bad as Qi Long's.
Wang Jiaer is a passionate young man, and Yang Chaoyue is the koi ace.
When Qin Xiaoxian and Shen Teng heard Qi Long talking about everyone's titles, they were dissatisfied. You all are good, why are we so unlucky?
"Is this okay?" Sha Yi yelled and walked into their circle.
The three of them hugged each other's shoulders, indicating that they wanted to fight back and not be the weakest, the lazy, and the unlucky ones!
The three brothers even came up with a name for their group on the spot: The Counter-Strike!
"I think you three should be called traitors. You are not good people!" Qi Long complained.
Shen Teng stretched out his hand to pull Qi Long: "If we are talking about traitors, then you have to be included in the list. You are so insidious and cunning!"
After everyone made a lot of noise for a while, the director announced today's project: Today's plan was planned by a member present, and he led today's competition.
Qi Long walked towards Qin Xiaoxian before he finished listening, grabbed his collar and started shaking him: "Is it you?"
"If it's not me, how could it be possible?" Qin Xiaoxian shook his head hurriedly.
As soon as Qi Long put down his collar, the director said, "It's Qin Xiaoxian!"
Qin Xiaoxian was confused. Was this just said directly?
Since it was confirmed directly from behind, this time it wasn't just Qi Long who grabbed him by the collar. The two "school handsome guys" who had just formed the Counter-Attacker Alliance with him also joined in the crusade against Qin Xiaoxian. They were pushing each other.
"Director, can you tell me this directly?"
The director continued, "This episode is Qin Xiaoxian's revenge battle. All those who are eliminated by Qin Xiaoxian and his assistant in the final round will be punished by Qin Xiaoxian with a stick!"
"Oh, there's an assistant!"
"The main thing is that we need to find an assistant!"
Gao Dongqiang narrowed his eyes and stared at Qi Long: "Are you deliberately pretending not to meet each other, Jiao'er!"
"It's not me. I'm definitely one of the people he wants to take revenge on the most. How could he choose me as his assistant?" Qi Long defended himself, thinking about how he usually teased Qin Xiaoxian on the show.
Dong Qiang nodded, which was considered as his approval of Qi Long's defense.
There are two assistants. Before that, they have to welcome the guests.
Today's guests are one man and two women. The man is Xiao Shencheng, a disciple of Mr. Zhao Benshan. He once became an overnight sensation on the Spring Festival Gala and was so famous that he became famous all over the world.
There are two women, one is the big sister who is known as the one that no one dares to mess with in the Hong Kong circle, Anita Yuen.
The other is Meng Ziyi, an acting student that Anita Yuen once taught in a variety show, who is very relaxed.
The three of them have a comedy movie coming out, and they came to the show to promote it.
Qi Long took the director's introduction card. In fact, he had read the information of the three people before coming: "First of all, we welcome Xiao Shencheng!"
"Hello everyone!" Xiao Shencheng bowed towards the camera.
"Brother Shen is a mountain that we comedians can never climb over!" Qi Long said with emotion: "In a word, who can be more popular than Brother Shen in 2008?" Little Shen Cheng waved his hand: "A hero never brags about his past achievements!"
Instead, Shen Teng was very proud and walked towards the center: "Brother Shen, Brother Shen, I feel embarrassed when you call me that!"
"What's your business?" Gao Dongqiang grabbed him and threw him aside.
Qi Long held up the question card and said, "Let me be more serious. Who can be more popular than Xiao Shencheng in 2008? After that year, Brother Shen got all kinds of resources, saying that he was going to make movies and hold concerts. In the first year, he won an award, the Golden Broom Festival, the most disappointing actor award!"
“Hahahahaha!” Little Shen Cheng was originally trying to modestly shirk responsibility, saying that the production team was too supportive, but he was suddenly amused: “Indeed, indeed, I was still very immature at the time!”
Qi Long continued: "Second year in a row!"
"I was gone in the third year. At that time, no director wanted me to act in a movie. It wasn't until the fourth year that I got a chance to act, and then I got it again!" Xiao Shencheng complained to himself.
Everyone laughed, and Qi Long gave a thumbs up: "Three championships in four years."
Then Qi Long asked him how he could be so depressed as to go back to making movies.
Xiao Shencheng said that he had honed his acting skills well and would definitely not disappoint everyone this time. He then briefly introduced his role in the comedy film.
Qi Long then turned the interview to Yuan Yongyi: "Did Sister Yuan know that she would be working with Brother Shen Cheng before accepting the role?"
Yuan Yongyi glared: "If you knew I wouldn't have answered it!"
"Hahahahahaha."
This woman is a well-known tomboy in the Hong Kong film industry. The highest praise that many Hong Kong male artists give to her husband is to thank him for marrying Anita Yuen.
That's really, really tough.
Xiao Shencheng came over to join in the fun and said that when Yuan Yongyi's husband Zhang Zhilin came to visit the crew, there were some problems on the crew and the filming might have to be postponed.
"Brother Zhilin heard that Sister Yuan couldn't go home early, so he went out and laughed for half an hour before coming back in!"
Everyone laughed and applauded.
Yuan Yongyi's face turned serious and she said, "He dares? At most, he can laugh secretly, how can he dare to laugh out loud!"
Xiao Shencheng and Sister Yuan are both famous figures in the entertainment industry, so during the interview, Qi Long just talked about them. When it came to the new actress Meng Ziyi, there is no big deal about her at the moment, so he started with other aspects.
"Meng Ziyi, you and Chaoyue are good friends, right?"
She got a positive answer and said that they slept in the same hotel when they visited each other. Yang Chaoyue also told another story to prove their friendship.
"During that time, Yiyi loved playing cards and often played cards with her friends. On the day I went to see her, several people urged her to go, but she declined and just accompanied me!"
Meng Ziyi burst out laughing: "Chaoyue, there's something I haven't told you. You know, you fall asleep quickly, and I went out to play cards when you fell asleep. I came back at five in the morning before you woke up!"
"Ah?" Chaoyue was completely confused, then pouted his lips and looked unhappy.
Meng Ziyi ran over and kissed him to comfort him: "Isn't it enough that you have me before you go to bed and I'm with you when you wake up? I'm just afraid that my snoring will wake you up!"
"Hahahahaha, girl, there's no need to expose your shortcomings like this."
"So honest."
"It's a bit like going out fishing at night when the wife is asleep!" Sha Yi commented.
Qi Long was surprised: "Brother Sha, isn't that what you did?"
Sha Yi glared: "Don't talk nonsense, my wife is watching the show"
"Oops, sorry, cut this part out!"
"Yes, yes, yes. If my wife tortures me and Zhang Zhilin to extract a confession, will it be exposed that I went fishing with him late at night?"
Yuan Yongyi quickly responded: "Who?"
"Hahaha!"
Qi Long brought the topic back to Meng Ziyi and asked her, "Chatting between besties is quite exciting. We don't want to hear exciting content, but want to hear what Chaoyue thinks of us in private."
"She doesn't mention you in private!" Meng Ziyi waved her hand.
Chaoyue was anxious: "No, huh? I'll mention it."
"Oh, he said that Gao Dongqiang is a piece of shit." Meng Ziyi started to make false accusations.
"Ah? I'm Dong?" Dong Qiang pretended to be confused, making the whole audience laugh happily again.
(End of this chapter)
