Chapter 290 Qi Long challenges Zhu Hecong to perform crosstalk!
(In the previous chapter, Meng Hetang should be Zhang Helun. Sorry, I was thinking of Helun at the time, but I wrote it as Hetang. I am really sick and a little unconscious.)
We were not aware of the sale of the game, and no one expected there would be so many jokes before it started.
In addition to the two groups mentioned above, other groups also contributed very classic introductions.
For example, Shaobing and Luan Yunping, what they sell is a whip. They say that this thing is necessary for making friends, and giving this thing to friends will make their friends happy and they will be happy too.
To add to the bargaining chips, they also said that they had given this thing to each other, and they liked it very much and enjoyed it very much!
"We had a bad relationship before, but after giving this thing, we're like brothers now!" Shaobing exclaimed.
Luan Yunping nodded: "I use the things he gave me every day, I like them very much!"
The two of them were talking excitedly, and the audience was once again laughing like a big fool.
You two gave each other whips. How can you have a good relationship if you gave each other whips? You use them every day. Awesome!
Afterwards, Yue Yunpeng, Zhu Hecong, Zhang Jiunan and Cao Heyang also contributed jokes.
The first group sold wet wipes, saying they could strengthen the body.
The latter group sold dog leashes, saying that they could be used on sensitive skin and would not harm the skin.
After this round of games, there is also a small game of playing poker to see who wins. This segment is completely based on the poker game that Qi Long and the others played before, so I won't go into details.
After the game, Qi Long won with the most poker cards and gained the right to choose his partner first.
He thought for a while and said, "Uncle Master, I am a good person to the end. You all don't want He Cong, but I want him. He Cong and I can use one!"
Ouch, a group of people, especially the comedians, were immediately grateful to Qi Long. Shaobing knelt down and wanted to kowtow, but was pulled up by Qi Long with a smile.
Zhu Hecong has now completely developed an unconventional style of supporting actor. Crosstalk actors all like to watch him perform crosstalk because they can learn from him. The crosstalk they have heard is completely different and it is a novel experience.
But no matter how much you love to listen to it, it is a torture to perform crosstalk with him, because you don’t know what kind of evil burden this supporting role will bring to you.
So when he came to this episode, the comedians all tried to find ways to avoid him.
Unlike before, because there are more funny actors and fewer supporting actors, the funny actors all want to choose professional supporting actors.
Qi Long also wanted to challenge himself and see if it was easy to deal with Zhu Hecong, who was inspired by him and was creating on stage.
The two were going to talk about a traditional job: "Selling Tickets".
That night, when the two of them were rehearsing their performance in the hotel, something big happened in the crosstalk circle.
Master Qi Long's elder brother, Hou Yaohua, whom he called Second Uncle when they were young, started a live broadcast. In the live broadcast room, he made a lot of nonsense, claiming that you have only seen the ceremony of accepting disciples, but have not seen the ceremony of expelling disciples, and you will be able to see it soon.
He wanted to clean up the mess on behalf of his brother and expel all those who came with their skills to become his apprentices from the crosstalk world.
They say in high-sounding terms that you should follow your mentor who taught you, not your master who teaches you art!
Hou Yaohua had fallen out with many of Hou Sanye's disciples as early as when he was fighting for inheritance with Hou Sanye's children. The one he was most hostile to was Guo Degang. He had always wanted to deal with Guo, but never had the chance.
Because he is not qualified to clean up. After the master left, the eldest brother should be in charge of the crosstalk circle.
But Jia Lun, the eldest senior brother under the tutelage of Mr. Hou Sanye, ignored him, so after many years of thinking, Mr. Hou Laoer came up with this idea.
He also wanted to get rid of you, his eldest brother, because Jia Lun also came to him with skills, and he wanted to get rid of all those who came to him with skills.
Then, can't we just replace him with an obedient senior brother? Take him to the tomb of Mr. Hou San and write a manifesto to expel Guo Degang from the family tree.
As soon as this statement came out, there was an uproar.
Qi Long, who was working, heard the news brought by Dong Qiang, who was surfing the Internet intensively.
"We have to get rid of all the disciples who come to us with skills? What is he thinking? Is he mentally ill? He has been secluded at home for so many years and came up with such an idea?" Qi Long was amused when he heard it.
Dong Qiang: "It seems like many of your brothers have come to you to learn from you?"
"Yes, Senior Brother Jia Lun, Senior Brother Qizhi, and even Lao Guo, all came to me with their skills. Many of them already had a certain level of crosstalk skills but had no master. My master gave the brothers a sect so that they would not be bullied when they go out!" Qi Long nodded.
Gao Dongqiang nodded: "When Mr. Hou was here, no one dared to bully me. It's different now!"
"Listen to the nonsense of my so-called second uncle. If he really cleared out all those who came to him with skills, he should be the first one to be cleared out. He became a disciple of the Chang family at the age of over 60. He was suddenly promoted to the senior brother. Isn't he a latecomer? And he and my master's father, Master Hou Baolin, also entered the sect late. Did he clear out his father as well?" Qi Long didn't care.
This is pure brain short circuit, and I just think whatever comes to my mind.
Dong Qiang: "I'm just telling you, your senior brother doesn't necessarily go online all the time. I have to tell you that you all have to unite. He's just a senior brother from the Chang family who parachuted in, and he can't control your Zhao family!"
"Don't worry!" Qi Long nodded, picked up his phone and called his senior brothers.
The brothers all had similar reactions when they heard what they heard. At first they were angry about why Qi Long was meddling in their family affairs. But when they learned that he wanted to get rid of all those who came to him with skills, their anger immediately disappeared and they listened to Qi Long as if he were listening to a monkey show.
The final conclusion is the same: ignore him! Do what you need to do!
Yes, do what you need to do and get on with your work.
The crosstalk performance of "De Yun Dou Xiao She" has begun. In this episode, Qi Long has money, so he directly bought the second to last position to perform.
He couldn't be the last one, and he wasn't sure how Zhu Hecong would perform on stage. If he didn't handle it well and couldn't perform to the level of the last one, that would be bad.
The front actors perform, because of the small games, there is this job where the funny man and the supporting man compete with each other on the stage through small games;
Also because of the auction, there is also the job of hawking.
In the third program, Zhang Helun did something fancy.
The fourth one was the narrative crosstalk "Selling Tickets" by Qi Long and Zhu Hecong. The two stood on the stage accompanied by applause.
"Just now it was Zhang Helun and my partner Gao Dongqiang who performed a program of learning to sing the "Taiping Lyrics". Let them take a break, and now it's our turn to perform a song for you!" Qi Long continued.
Zhu Hecong said calmly: "Continue to perform crosstalk for you!"
"Let me introduce myself briefly first. I am Qi Long, a crosstalk student from Deyun Club!"
The audience applauded vigorously and Zhu Hecong began.
"Master, you have such an excellent artistic level and yet you still say you are just an elementary school student. That's really too modest. Don't be so modest. No matter how modest you are, it's still false."
Qi Long really wanted to scold him, what a shitty logic, what does modesty have to do with emptiness?
Generally speaking, this kind of lame joke wouldn't work, but the magic lies in the fact that Zhu Hecong said that it works and the audience immediately laughs.
"If we are too modest, we will be empty? Then according to your logic, we can't be too kind, because being too kind will lead to failure!" Qi Long thought of a word quickly and turned over his joke. The audience laughed again. They could also laugh when Qi Long said this.
"Yes!" Zhu Hecong didn't respond. He didn't respond to anything like "the kind-hearted are often bullied". He just said "yes".
Qi Long knew how Jin Henan felt on stage. He tried hard to help his partner with the jokes, but he refused to answer.
"What's right? It's nonsense. My nephew just loves to talk nonsense. But his artistic level is indeed very high, probably at the level of a nursery school!" Qi Long got back to the point.
Zhu Hecong immediately acted like a silly child and acted cute.
"We in the industry call him the master of supporting roles."
Zhu Hecong stopped him this time: "Oh, Uncle Master, this title is too big, it embarrasses me!"
"Don't be ashamed. It's a well-known fact. Don't be too modest. If you are too modest, you will become empty." Qi Long chose to use his joke to deal with him, and at the same time let the joke come back and be thrown again: "Master of supporting roles, you won't listen to anything I say!"
"Are you stubborn?"
"To partner with him, you need a certain level of mental endurance. Yesterday, when we were selecting partners for our show, I was the last one in the comedy department. In front of me, Zhang Helun pushed Gao Dongqiang away, Yue Yunpeng carried Luan Yunping away, and Guo Qilin took Cao Heyang away."
Zhu Hecong laughed along with the audience: "Hahahaha!"
"You are here to listen to crosstalk on stage." Qi Long turned his head.
Zhu Hecong: "No, I was amused by the master's ingenious little joke. Look, pushing the wall, holding the vase, and leading the sheep. Look at how the word master was used. It's both effective and funny. Hahahaha!"
Qi Long said angrily: "Shut up!"
Although he looked disgusted, he was quite relieved in his heart. The filling part was not within the scope of the job. Qi Long thought that Zhu Hecong didn't understand the pun he had specially thought of.
I didn't expect to hear it, and use this method of laughing first and then commenting to deal with it.
The audience's laughter was not interrupted, but instead they laughed twice.
This is a good way of handling it!
"Okay!" Zhu Hecong nodded.
Qi Long continued, "Later, Zhang Jiunan left, leaving only Shaobing and Zhu Hecong. He took a look and left Zhu Hecong, who was the supporting actor, behind, and let Shaobing take him away!"
With the homophonic words in the previous part as a prelude, the punchline was immediately right here and the audience burst into laughter and applauded.
"It's my turn now. This is the only guy left. I have no choice but to partner with him!" Qi Long pointed at him speechlessly: "If there is a dog next to him, I will steal the dog instead of taking him with me!"
Zhu Hecong felt wronged: "Uncle Master, what you said is like the cold air from Siberia condensing into icy rain hitting my face randomly. It makes me uncomfortable. I am worse than a dog, worse than a dog, like a dog!"
The audience laughed, Qi Long sighed and bowed to the audience: "I'm sorry, I insulted the dog, I insulted the dog!"
The laughter suddenly became louder.
After chatting about the prelude, Qi Long began to prepare for the main work. The way to get into the main work was to say, "Do you know what I did before?" The supporting actor said that he didn't know, and the funny actor said that he used to be an opera singer, and then talked about how popular he was as an opera singer.
Qi Long was afraid that Zhu Hecong would not be able to get into the role, so he went to evaluate other people's operas first.
"Uncle Master, you are so hurtful!"
"I am such a straightforward person. I like to point out other people's pain points directly. Not to mention you, I will also point out your master Guo Degang's shortcomings!"
"My master is perfect in my heart, just like a jewel, a jewel, Zhu Zhu's treasure!"
Qi Long looked back on the crosstalk stage. It might be because he was coughing and couldn't cough directly facing the audience, or it might be because he was laughing.
And Qi Long was disgusted by his words "Zhu Zhu's baby".
Hey man, does Guo Degang know that you said that about him?
"That's disgusting. Does your master know that you treat him like a treasure?"
"He doesn't need to know. I like him, but I don't need his consent?"
"What? You want to be your master's wife?" Qi Long asked.
This time it was Zhu Hecong's turn to be confused. Uncle-master, you are so unexpected.
"That's fine. It just so happens that you two have some emotional foundation, so you won't quarrel after marriage. And if you become your master's wife, you will be the chairman of Deyun. You can partner with whoever you want at that time. Luan Yunping's words don't count!"
The audience burst into laughter. Zhu Hecong successfully forced Qi Long to take the evil path. What the hell is it like for him to be his own master's wife?
After being stunned for a while, Zhu Hecong suddenly realized: "Good idea, I want to be the master's wife!"
"When you become your master's wife, remember to tell your master that he is really not good at singing!" Qi Long's words brought crosstalk back to normal.
Next, he began to comment on Guo Degang's singing skills, first performing a piece of "Jiao Xiaofan", and complained, isn't this just relying on his good voice and high singing height to get everyone to applaud?
Just pick someone and step on his foot, and maybe he will shout louder than him!
He went on to say that the Peking Opera sung by Guo Degang was sometimes like Bangzi, sometimes like Pingju, sometimes like Huangmei Opera, and sometimes like Kunqu Opera. In short, if it was too similar, it no longer resembled any of them.
Zhu Hecong also went crazy. When Qi Long belittled Guo Degang's acting as worthless, he rolled up his sleeves, pinched his fingers and shouted: "What right do you have to say that about our Degang!"
The laughter of the audience suddenly exploded like the Three Gorges Dam after the valve was opened, it was deafening!
A group of crosstalk performers, led by Gao Dongqiang, who were watching from the side stage, laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs.
Backstage, Mr. Shi Fukuan couldn't help laughing. He pointed at Zhu Hecong and asked Yu Qian, "Do you have such a talented supporting actor in Deyun?"
"Hahahahahaha, crazy, completely crazy!" Guo Degang also complained with a smile.
Yu Qian smiled and called out to his disciples behind him: "Add one more to Zhu Hecong and Qi Long. The effect will be truly earth-shattering!"
Back on the stage, when the laughter of the audience died down, Qi Long said: "I am not making random comments. If I didn't have any skills, would I be able to make such comments? Let me tell you, I am not only your uncle in crosstalk, I also have a very high status in Peking opera. Before I learned crosstalk, I was learning Peking opera!"
At this time, the supporting actor usually has to ask his master.
But Zhu Hecong, as an ordinary supporting actor, did not follow the usual path. He thought about the news he got during the performance last night.
"So you entered the crosstalk world halfway through your career and brought your art to a teacher? Then you must be expelled from the sect!"
This time, the laughter was no less than the previous one, and it rose again!
(End of this chapter)
