Chapter 295 There are zombies among you!
It was a simple task and a simple project, but all the members started to become suspicious.
If the design of "Let's Run" was really that simple, it would not have won the weekend ratings championship for consecutive years. It is the various confusing, high-energy scenes and hilarious segments that have made the show's reputation explode and its ratings last forever.
It's because they have been deceived so many times that it suddenly becomes as simple as many variety shows, and everyone can't believe it.
Six dishes and a portion of rice were served, but he didn't even pick up his chopsticks. Instead, he just held the plates and checked them, or looked around the restaurant.
The director looked at their suspicious expressions and said with a smile, "We really want you to treat this as a vacation. Let's eat!"
Qi Long: "You are so kind, the production team, you guys made us panic. How about you make a game, some of us seven can eat and some can't, this way everyone can feel more at ease."
He also wanted to create a good effect for the show. Others didn't mention it, but at least from Qi Long's perspective, the only parts of this episode worth editing were the sitcom segments, and the games at the end were too boring and were just glossed over.
As a professional crosstalk artist who entertains people, what he fears most is that his crosstalk has no content and people can't listen to it, so he tries to find ways to make it entertaining.
Director Pao said speechlessly, "You guys can play however you like."
Qi Long came up with an idea. He wrote numbers on the back of a spoon and then held it in his hand. Everyone took turns drawing, and whichever number they drew was the one they got.
These dishes and a bucket of rice were placed on the table. The person who drew one would get the rice first, followed by the person who drew two, and so on.
Those who also thought that the design of this episode was a bit boring and were willing to accompany Qi Long to create the show effect responded positively and started drawing lots.
Shen Teng, he was the first one in line, he took two bowls and went up, one bowl was filled with about half a bowl of rice, and the braised pork was put into another small bowl.
The people standing by and waiting all sighed at how loyal Brother Teng was.
Just as everyone was praising him, Shen Teng put about seven or eight pieces of meat in his bowl, then poured the half bowl of rice directly into the large jar of braised pork and picked up the jar.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"withdraw!"
"Brother Teng, is this too much?"
Shen Teng: "Hehehe, I left seven or eight pieces for you guys, that's incredible!"
After saying that, he also picked up the chicken pieces from the curry chicken and the duck legs from the tangerine peel duck and put them into the bowl, scooped up two shovels of rice, and then picked up the meat.
Sha Yi, who was ranked fifth, shouted: "Brother Teng, don't just eat meat, pick up some vegetables, it won't work if it's all meat!"
Qin Xiaoxian, who ranked sixth, agreed: "That's right, if you keep eating meat, you will get pimples on your face."
Shen Teng looked up at him with contempt: "I only know that I always have a smile on my face when I eat meat!"
"Hahahahaha!"
As for Qi Long, who was ranked seventh, he was already lying flat on the ground, motionless. These six people were such bastards. They initiated the lottery and only left themselves with seven.
I have bad luck. Even if I don’t draw, I will still be at the bottom. This is unexpected!
The second person to go up was Wang Jiaer. Jiaer was much better. He ordered some of the three vegetarian dishes: stir-fried greens, stir-fried seasonal vegetables, and stir-fried eggplant, and then the curry chicken with less chicken skin.
As for the braised pork and tangerine peel duck, I didn't even look at them because I had to maintain my figure.
This gave Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian, who were at the back, some confidence. It seemed that they still had a chance to get some meat!
Gao Dongqiang, the third one to go up, didn’t even pick up an eggplant.
The health ambassador said that eggplant absorbs oil and will not be fragrant if it is not fried. The eggplants in restaurants are definitely fried and are prone to adding fat.
So, we who are fitness enthusiasts should eat less eggplants from restaurants. Homemade steamed eggplants are okay.
While talking about fitness, he poured two kinds of meat, curry chicken and tangerine peel duck, into his rice, and also took away several pieces of the seven or eight pieces of braised pork.
This move made Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi, who were ranked lower, very sad.
The fourth person, Yang Chaoyue, ran up and imitated Sha Yi by putting rice into the curry chicken. Then he took away the plate of tangerine peel duck and the remaining braised pork.
Lose weight? What weight should I lose? I finally recorded today and my agent didn’t come to the island with me. What are I waiting for if I don’t eat?
Sha Yi took away the eggplant, Qin Xiaoxian took away two plates of dishes, and when Qi Long went upstairs, only rice was left. There was not even a scrap of food left from the six dishes.
This made him regret it: "Why did I suggest playing this game?"
The programs of the Waner series are all about reality. There is no such thing as giving the food to Qi Long as soon as the camera turns. The food is also distributed in front of the camera, and it is not given for free. A performance is required.
Shen Teng, who had the most meat, gave them a chance: "Those of you who want to eat meat, please perform a show. I'll give it to you based on my mood. Write a poem, a poem praising the food!"
Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian started thinking immediately.
Qi Long, who was quick-witted, stood up and said, "Life is not just about the present, but also about poetry and the distance."
Just when everyone was about to question whether this had anything to do with food and was someone else's words, Qi Long continued:
[Pork ribs and broth, barbecue and baked naan, shrimp and crab roe, roast duck and shabu-shabu lamb, hot pot and spicy hot pot, chocolate and sugar, durian pastry and shrimp dumplings! ]
Everyone laughed and praised Qi Long's reaction speed, which even rhymed!
When Qi Long finished speaking, Dong Qiang added: [Heat and mouth ulcers, empty wallet and thick fat! ]
"Hahahahahahahaha!" The laughter escalated instantly.
This is the ability of the supporting actor to tell jokes. Shen Teng was overjoyed and directly gave meat to Qi Long and Dong Qiang. Dong Qiang already had some, so he gave his share to Qi Long as well.
Qi Long took the bowl, bowed to thank him, and ran to the corner to eat.
Qin Xiaoxian also thought of a way, which was to go and praise the food. That was a part of crosstalk, singing classic pop songs into recipes.
He performed a piece of Zhou Jue Lun's "The Longest Movie", which was "Give me two more minutes, so that I can freeze my memories"
Qin Xiaoxian sang: [Give me two more green onions, so I can fry the crucian carp into pancakes]
Everyone was laughing so hard, he was still singing enthusiastically, something like "Others dissolved the salt and put it in the tofu pudding, how did they fry the cashews? You said you would cry, just because the vegetables were mushy."
In crosstalk, when the supporting actor sings a line, the supporting actor will stop him and ask him to explain.
Here Qin Xiaoxian turned over his own baggage: "I cried because the food was burnt!"
"The most tempting movie?" Dong Qiang joked about the song title. Shen Teng clapped his hands and laughed again, and gave Qin Xiaoxian two pieces of meat.
There was a dance performance by Shayi, which was called "Calories" performed by Yang Chaoyue and her group for Shen Teng Film.
The song goes, "Bye-bye donuts, bubble tea, instant noodles."
He sang: "Come on, donuts" and said goodbye to all kinds of sports, and also got food. Everyone ate meat.
After dinner, the director announced the next project. There were gold bars and treasures hidden in an area of the hotel. Whoever found them would be the winner today.
It was another extremely simple task, and everyone started to worry again. However, since the task had been given, they still had to find it, so everyone started to take action.
The area designated by the program team is the area where the program crew members will stay in the hotel. Basically, these are their own rooms. They will be shooting several episodes of the program on this island, so there are quite a few staff members coming.
We cannot let filming affect the accommodation and travel experience of other guests and tourists.
Qi Long strolled to his room. As soon as he opened the door, he found something wrong. In addition to his luggage, there was an intercom on the bed.
Confused, he picked up the intercom and pressed the button to speak, but there was no response.
Qi Long began to adjust the channel and finally found a channel with sound. However, this channel belonged to the hotel security, who was calling people to pick up the luggage at the door.
After putting the walkie-talkie into his bag, he searched his room again. Apart from the cameras installed by the production team, there was nothing else he remembered.
It was not until he went out to search that he discovered something unusual: there was a small card next to his room's doorplate. On the card was a creature that looked like a crane.
But this creature's expression was extremely ferocious, just like a god.
He was very sure that this thing didn't exist before, which meant that this thing, like the walkie-talkie, was set up by the production crew during their meal.
He looked at the room next door and saw another small card with a picture of a panda on it, which also looked ferocious.
"This kind of panda is Chi You's mount, an iron-eating beast!"
After sighing, he went to see the next room, this time there was a ferocious elephant.
Although he didn't understand the meaning of these animals now, Qi Long still took note of them. Maybe one of the clues would say that there was a treasure in one of the animals' rooms.
"Jiaoer, have you found anything?" Dongqiang's room was not far from Qilong, and he also returned to his room, so the two met.
Qi Long shook his head: "No, what did Brother Qiang find out?"
"There's an intercom in my room!" Dong Qiang said casually, "I wonder if some staff member of the production team left it behind!"
Qi Long was honest, Dong Qiang, and even though he noticed it, he deliberately said no: "Oh, go ahead."
Qi Long stood against the wall, pressing the nameplate on his back hard against the wall. He watched Dongqiang pass by before continuing to walk to Dongqiang's room.
Outside the door of his room, there was also an animal, and it was an unusual Qilin. This Qilin was a black Qilin, and some parts of its body were glowing as if flames were leaking.
It’s like the body is a big furnace, and it’s also very majestic!
"What a mess, there are also divine beasts, not just animals?"
Looking at the animals in each room, Qi Long slowly walked to an artificial fountain lounge on this floor, where he saw Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian sitting. The two were talking about the trust of the Betrayal Alliance and were about to exchange clues. When they saw Qi Long coming, they stopped talking.
Qi Long walked over and took the initiative to speak: "Don't betray the alliance. Today, the three of us are the stinky hand trio. None of us got to eat meat. The three of us should unite!"
"Then uncle, please tell me what you know first!" Qin Xiaoxian said.
Qi Long opened his backpack and took out a bottle of hairspray: "When we were in the park, Qiqi came and gave me a bottle of this. Did you receive it?"
Seeing this, Sha Yi also opened his backpack: "I also met Qiqi, and he gave me a pair of slippers. I opened it, but it was new, and there was no clue at all."
"What a pervert!" Qi Long was speechless: "You even smelled it!"
Sha Yi glared and retorted: "Am I crazy? I smell slippers!"
"You don't smell it yet, but you know it's new."
"The labels haven't even been removed. Let me tell you, Qiqi said she likes me as her senior, so how could she possibly like me? So there must be something wrong!"
Qi Long and Sha Yi looked at Qin Xiaoxian together. Qin Xiaoxian sighed: "She also said that she liked me, and I thought it was true!"
A look of loss came over his face.
Qi Long picked up Sha Yi's slippers and gently touched Qin Xiaoxian's face: "Wake up."
Qin Xiaoxian avoided Qi Long who was wearing slippers and retorted: "It's normal to like me. I'm so outstanding and we are still single."
"Go, go, what did you receive?"
Qin Xiaoxian took out a facial cleanser.
Qi Long commented: "I want you to use this to take good care of your face, don't just throw it away casually."
“Hahahaha!” Sha Yi laughed unkindly: “Nothing wrong!”
Even though the clues were shared, the three still had no idea, because the clues were incoherent. It could only be proved that there was a high probability that the seven of them met Kiki, a member of the Seven Flowers girl group who came to guest star. But what exactly she did was unknown.
The TV next to it suddenly changed from playing a presentation to a news channel. Another member of the Qiduo group was wearing formal attire and reporting the news in a serious manner.
"Here is an urgent news: It is reported that a zombie virus has broken out on Dongji Island. People infected with the zombie virus have nothing to do with normal people, but if a normal person's name tag is torn off, the normal person will be infected and turned into a zombie. Please be careful, citizens."
The three people were shocked at the same time, then looked at each other while the other two slowly retreated, maintaining a vigilant look.
"I knew this episode wasn't that simple. Tell me, which one of you two is a zombie?" Qi Long asked.
Sha Yi used every muscle on his face to express his distrust of Qi Long: "The thief is crying thief, right? Qi Long, you are the only one who doesn't reveal anything in this undercover game!"
Ever since Qi Long eliminated them all in the water gun special against six of them, everyone started to suspect Qi Long first in this undercover segment.
Qi Long shook his head: "The program team doesn't look for me now. You always suspect me. I think Qin Xiaoxian is not right. Today he took the initiative to share clues. Usually he has to keep them hidden!"
Qin Xiaoxian raised his hand: "It's definitely not me. I was an undercover agent in the previous episode, the kind where I was my own assistant!"
"Maybe the program crew thinks you performed well and will let you go on again!" Sha Yi commented.
Just when the three people were distrustful, the news anchor appeared again.
[Just now, we confirmed a piece of news with experts: zombies love to eat meat! ]
The three of them looked at each other, then moved forward and sat back in their seats.
It has nothing to do with us, we just ate a few pieces of meat, and the ones at the front were all problematic!
Qi Long was annoyed: "Oh, I should have known not to make that game earlier. If I hadn't made it, it would be obvious who ate more meat. Now Teng Ge, Chao Yue, and Dong Qiang have all eaten a lot. We don't know if they are doing it for effect or are forced to show their zombie characteristics!"
"Listen again, maybe there are clues."
The three of them sat in front of the TV waiting. This time they waited for more than ten minutes, but the news anchor did not appear again. It seemed that they could only look for clues themselves!
(End of this chapter)
