Chapter 294: A variety show that suddenly starts a sitcom
In this special show, Qi Long and Dong Qiang have four acts. In addition to the opening act of talking nonsense, there is also a traditional crosstalk group act called "Peeling the Jacket". The format is basically the same as that of Deyun Society. Qi Long is in the middle watching the fun, the talkative Cao Heyang is there to make fun, and Dong Qiang is there to talk nonsense.
There is also a new activity: "Learning to Sing".
In this work, Qi Long sang several interesting songs, the first of which was the Korean-sounding "Do You Know?"
The sentence "But the crabapple tree remains the same" has only six syllables in Chinese, but it takes nearly twenty syllables in Korean. The mumbling sound is like a spell, which makes the audience laugh.
Next is a German nursery rhyme called "The Little Crocodile Song". If you listen to it by ear, the chorus of the song, "I bite I bite I bite bite", is pronounced the same as "Silly β silly β" in Chinese.
When Qi Long sang this song, he sang it to Dong Qiang, which caused laughter again.
Dongqiang told him not to sing in a foreign language as it would easily cause misunderstanding, and asked him to sing something Chinese. So Qilong sang some magical brainwashing songs from another world in the magic software.
The dance of Yunnan Province: [Big rivers and big seas, big rivers and big seas, swaying sideways; if you don’t know how to dance, learn how to dance, and do the same as my brother does]
Not only did he sing, he also had to tell the audience that the biggest feature of this song is that you should pick up whatever you have around you. As he said this, he picked up the fan on the table and started singing.
Then there is the magical Shandong license plate song: [What car is Lu A, what car is Lu B]
The magical melody once again makes everyone enjoy it.
Qi Long from Jin Province did not let Dong Qiang's hometown go. He came to [The land and water nurture the people. Jin Province said to the people of Jin Province, people are made of iron and rice is made of steel. If you don't eat for a meal, you will be hungry.]
Dong Qiang’s smile disappeared instantly while he was singing.
Well, in the end, there is one song that really shows off one’s singing skills. This song was also seen in another world and it’s called “Dala Bangba”!
This song tells a story about a princess who was captured by a dragon, and then a warrior went to fight the dragon to save the princess.
The characteristic is that the name of the warrior, the name of the dragon, the name of the princess, and both the names of the warrior and the princess are very long.
Take this warrior for example, his name is: Darabangbabandebedebdobiruong.
Qi Long did not come on to sing right away, but first introduced the story and the names of the characters.
He also said that he would use different voices to express the differences in the characters.
One person played five roles: narrator, warrior, princess, dragon, and king, which made the audience cheer and be shocked!
Besides having fun, listening to crosstalk is also about seeing the crosstalk performers' skills. Qi Long sang such tongue-twisting lyrics using a variety of voices, including female, male, pop, bel canto and folk. He really showed off his skills and won applause from the whole audience.
The last program was to show off their skills. They performed a board dance and sang "Tong Ren Tang".
It was not the "Tong Ren Tang" with tea bowls and quick-paced singing that Qi Long and Dong Qiang sang in the crosstalk competition. That one was shorter, and the serious one had dozens of names of traditional Chinese medicines, which meant dozens of more paragraphs. It was the first time for many audiences to hear it, and they praised it endlessly.
The audience was very satisfied throughout the show, and those who bought expensive scalper tickets all exclaimed that it was worth the money.
He can be funny, traditional, and can perform basic skills as well as things that will surprise and surprise people. This is Qi Long and Dong Qiang’s special show. Everyone comes with expectations and sees a show that exceeds their expectations!
After the special show ended, Qi Long and Dong Qiang didn’t even have time to have lunch with the guest performers and had to rush to the high-speed train.
Shen Teng is currently filming a movie and cannot take leave too frequently; Yang Chaoyue and Qin Xiaoxian are also filming a sitcom. Dongqiang will be traveling for another two weeks next month, so we plan to concentrate on recording this regularly broadcasted program for several consecutive days. We will record a few more episodes and save up the materials to be released slowly.
Although Qi Long and Dong Qiangren did not have dinner with the guest performers, they had already booked the restaurant and paid for it, so they could just go and eat!
The next morning, the recording began. Qi Long put on the high school uniform prepared by the program team, and then told that today's opening would be a sitcom.
Before Qi Long could ask about the script, an old lady came out from the side, holding a backpack with Qi Long's name tag on it: "Longlong? Look at you, how come you left your bag at home when you went to summer camp?!"
Qi Long took the bag: "Thank you."
"Look at you kid, you never say more than two words. Go out and get along well with your classmates this time. Stop being introverted. You'll be speechless later!"
"I'm introverted!" Qi Long pointed at himself with his eyes widened.
The aunt nodded: "That's not true, you usually can't even fart for three days!"
Qi Long immediately responded: "That's constipation!"
The aunties just tried to hold it in while performing in the crowd, but when they were happy, they covered their faces with their hands while laughing.
"In short, talk more and make more friends!" After saying that, the aunt pushed Qi Long away.
Qi Long looked at his personal photographer and complained: "Did the production team give me this kind of personality because they think I talk too much?"
After walking two steps forward, he saw Gal wearing sunglasses and holding a puppy. In front of him stood a butler in a suit and tie who was helping him open the door of the luxury car and invited him to take a seat.
"Hey, classmate Qi!" Wang Jiaer waved his hand.
Qi Long looked at the luxury car and said, "How can Wang's family be so rich? Wow, he even owns this Porsche? The program crew is obviously discriminating against him. They should investigate whether the planner is a fan of Wang Jiaer!"
Garr turned around and asked: "Student Qi, do you want to sit together?"
"Oh, how embarrassing!" While saying sorry, Qi Long had already gotten into the car and closed the door after getting in.
Wang Jiaer knocked on the car window, and Qi Long rolled it down: "Excuse me, classmate Wang, I'm an introvert and don't like close contact with others. I'm enough for one passenger in your car. Driver, let's go!"
Situation comedy can be designed, but if you don't give me a script I will improvise.
The driver listened to Qi Long and drove forward directly.
“Eh?” Wang Jiaer chased after the car: “It’s my car, mine!”
"Hahahaha." Qi Long asked the driver to stop the car and let Wang Jiaer get in. Influenced by crosstalk artists such as Qi Long, Dong Qiang and Qin Xiaoxian, Wang Jiaer started using crosstalk words after getting in the car.
"I've never heard of an introvert being someone who works on someone else's car. Are you an introvert?" Qi Long nodded: "Yes, I am an introvert. Deep down, I long for other people's things to be mine!"
Wang Jiaer picked up the puppy in his arms and said, "Brother Long, it may not be a human, but you are a real dog."
The two people in the luxury car were the first to arrive at the bus, and the third one to arrive was Qin Xiaoxian on a motorcycle. This guy had a Band-Aid on his face and looked like a bad boy. As soon as he got on the bus, he put on an arrogant expression: "I say, what do you two mean? You didn't stand up to greet me when you saw me. Do you know who I am? I'm the boss of the school!"
Qi Long pointed to the broom on the empty space opposite the back door of the bus and said, "Well, there is a broom over there. You can use it to clean the bus!"
Qin Xiaoxian was instantly defeated and couldn't continue acting: "Uncle, I'm the leader, not the broom."
"Then I'll get you a mop. Sit still!"
Qin Xiaoxian sat next to him. At this time, the muscular man Gao Dongqiang got on the bus. He was also a contrasting character. He wore small glasses and held a book in his hand. He was reading while walking. When he looked up and saw them, he looked away with disdain: "A bunch of unlearned guys, I really don't want to participate in the summer camp and affect my studies!"
"Hahahahahaha, top student, what book are you reading? Tell us about it!"
Dong Qiang put down the book and started talking: "It was a beautiful weekend. A man and his childhood sweetheart went to the amusement park together. But the man was wearing green casual clothes, a baseball cap, big eyes, a small nose, a pointed chin, his surname was Kudo, and his given name was Shinichi!"
"Kudo Shinichi?" Qi Long looked down on him, "Why are you pretending to be a cultured person when you see Detective Conan?"
"Look at the woman next to him. She is wearing a flashy outfit. The most eye-catching thing is the protruding horn on her head. If she were put in the Water Margin, she would have a nickname, the One-Horned Dragon."
Qi Long laughed and said, "Don't mention it. This guy's surname is Mao Li, and his given name is Lan!"
Dong Qiang was surprised: "You are also a cultured person. These two went to the amusement park together, but unexpectedly something terrible was about to happen. This is the famous roller coaster hitting people incident. If you want to know what happened next, we will talk about it next time!"
There was a short storytelling session immediately, and then Yang Chaoyue with two pigtails came. When everyone was saying that Chaoyue was the most suitable person for a high school student, Shen Teng and Sha Yi got on the bus. Although they were wearing school uniforms, Qi Long started to work on the show effects.
He patted Wang Jiaer and Qin Xiaoxian beside him and said, "The class teacher and the dean of studies are here! Hurry and sit down."
"hahahahahahahaha!"
"What class teacher? I'm a student!" Sha Yi shouted, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "I just failed seven or eight grades!"
"I have less than him, so I stayed at level five!" Shen Teng also followed the settings.
When all the members arrived, this episode officially began. The bus took them to a park and everyone drew a task to complete. Only after completing it could they get a ticket to board the tourist island. Otherwise, they would have to take a fishing boat with harsh conditions.
After hearing this setting, Qi Long thought the task was very difficult, but he didn't expect it to be extremely simple, just helping six passers-by take photos.
Something is wrong. Nine out of ten things are wrong. Is this too simple?
Logically speaking, this kind of travel method, which has both advantages and disadvantages, is bound to be something that some people can accomplish and some cannot, and it would be interesting to make a comparison. How come it has become such a simple task here?
When he arrived at the park, the tourists recognized him immediately. Qi Long suggested taking a photo of everyone, and naturally they agreed, so he completed the task easily.
Just as the task was completed, Qiqi, one of the girls from the girl group Qiduo of the Waner Group, also trotted over in her school uniform: "Senior Qilong!"
"Hmm? Qiqi, hey, you are my schoolmate?"
"Senior Qi Long, this is for you. I hope you have fun today. Bye!" He gave Qi Long a box of hairspray without any context and then ran away.
Qi Long looked at the hairspray and sprayed some on the photographer's head. He found that it was just ordinary hairspray. In order to collect clues, he read all the words on it again, but still found no information.
Qi Long couldn't help but complain: "The last time I read the words on a hairspray was when I went to the bathroom without my phone. I read the ingredients of all the shampoo and shower gel in the bathroom."
Nowadays, people can't live without mobile phones. They have to find variety shows to watch while eating, and crosstalk or other audio or video to listen to before going to bed. And when going to the toilet, especially a sitting toilet, it is necessary to bring a mobile phone, otherwise you will feel that going to the toilet is extremely painful.
After complaining about his own affairs, Qi Long returned to the gathering point without any direction.
The seven people completed their respective tasks and boarded the ferry together to the travel destination, Dongji Island. After getting off the boat, there was another task, which was to search for the room card at a scenic spot. Whoever found the room card could check in, otherwise they could only sleep on the floor.
I thought it would be difficult, but it turned out that the thing was as good as not hidden. The envelopes containing the room cards were placed in plain sight, and there was even a camera set up next to them, so you could find it easily.
Qi Long wanted to make his show more effective but couldn't find where to start.
This episode is so weird, a sitcom with no beginning or end, a super simple task, and weird people giving weird props, and no idea what they are used for.
It’s definitely not as simple as it seems, but it’s not as complicated as it seems either.
Everyone who found the room card entered the hotel, and then were told that they could go to the hotel cafeteria to eat. When they entered the cafeteria, they finally felt like they were recording a program. The director told them that after entering the cafeteria, there would be a menu, and dishes ordered repeatedly would disappear. If only one person ordered the dish, then the dish would be kept.
As everyone was listening to the rules, Qi Long started singing: [Tell me where the rainbow is, can you give me back my wish? ]
Sha Yi pushed him: "What song are you singing at this time?"
"No, Brother Sha, what color is the rainbow? There are seven colors, right?" Qi Long hinted crazily.
Dong Qiang understood immediately: "I understand, red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, blue, and purple, ahem."
Qi Long means that if everyone orders dishes according to color, there will be no duplication, right?
Qi Long, who came in first, directly ordered the braised pork from the menu. Dong Qiang, who came in second, ordered the tangerine peel duck. The two of them instantly occupied the red and orange colors.
Because Dongqiang and Qilong had hinted it almost explicitly, Shen Teng who came in later brought a curry chicken, yellow in color!
Yang Chaoyue, stir-fried seasonal vegetables.
These are easy to handle, but the blue and green things are difficult to handle because there are not so many dishes of this color. So Qin Xiaoxian chose white, white rice, Sha Yi chose lobster because he heard that lobster's blood is blue, and finally Wang Jiaer used an eggplant in his hand to prove the tacit understanding (cheating) of the seven people!
"It's just as important, don't you agree?"
(End of this chapter)
