Chapter 307 Qi Long and Dong Qiang are both traitors!
Meng Ziyi didn't need to get on the plane, but the pilot helped Qi Long sit in the cockpit again. Qi Long pulled Yan Min up on the grounds that he couldn't let others sit in the cockpit for nothing.
"Now that you're here, Director Yan, the production team has paid for it, so you have to experience it, right?" Qi Long smiled and put the helmet on Yan Min.
Dong Qiang grabbed Yan Min and refused to let him go: "That's right, haven't you heard that if you don't play, then we've come here for nothing, right?"
Several sisters also came up to join in the fun, urging Yan Min to go up.
What could Yan Min do? She could only smile helplessly and was put on the plane to experience this terrifying project. After getting off the plane, Yan Min's lips turned white. She began to think in her heart whether she really wanted to add more extreme challenges to "Men Gang".
If he did, those six men would definitely not let him go.
Oh, forget it, for the show!
After the flight ended that day, everyone left Britain and headed for nearby countries.
Yan Min's travel program is also relatively realistic. Basically, the tour group goes wherever they want to go. Except for making trouble during meal times and setting up tasks to try to squeeze the tour group's funds, there are no such scary projects afterwards.
It is worth mentioning that one day during a table game, the tour group collectively broke down.
That task was impossible to complete. It had an even lower chance of success than letting Qi Long rely on luck: Meng Ziyi humming a song.
Sister Meng listened to the song first, then hummed the tune, and the other tour group members guessed the song.
Wow, not a single word is in tune. It feels like Guo Degang spoofing a pop song on the crosstalk stage. It's totally out of tune and impossible to guess.
Everyone’s advice to Meng Ziyi is: Just act well!
After the tour group finished recording, on the plane back to China, Yan Min called Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang and said, "In two days, there will be a recording of Deyun Douxiaoshe. You two will be the insiders."
Qi Long and Dong Qiang looked at each other and smiled.
"Then what are they playing for? As uncles, we have to control everything?" Qi Long said proudly, "How about we just record a victory declaration?"
Dongqiang was also laughing: "It's too bullying. Let us two be the traitors."
In "Let's Run", the two of them are almost invincible when they join forces, not to mention "The Comedy Club", a group of fellow apprentices' territory, where they can get whatever they want.
Among the group of old foxes in the men's gang, the two of them might be a bit confrontational when they act as ghosts, but this... they have the upper hand.
The two learned about the program settings in advance. In the program settings, ten crosstalk actors will play different roles and gather in an apartment. Qi Long will be the apartment manager at that time.
Each member will have an apartment check-in card. If you snatch someone else's card, that person will be eliminated.
However, they cannot seize the card right away. They need to complete the prerequisite tasks and obtain thirty Deyun coins before they can get the right to attack.
There are two ways to get coins. One is to obtain them based on tasks. As the apartment manager, Qi Long can accept commissions from members. He will get a coin after completing the commission. However, Dong Qiang's commission is not included.
The second way is to let others give them the coins. After the recording starts, the program team will let the members get gold coins through other content and tell them that there is an absolutely safe room. By handing in five coins, they can enter the safe house and obtain key information.
In fact, the safe house is a prison. Once they go in, they can't get out. Dongqiang and Qilong will use the coins they use to buy the safe house to buy the monster attack rights and then kill them!
We don’t know the specific project yet, but to sum it up, Qi Long and Dong Qiang need to save coins and then grab the cards!
If Qi Long were to be a traitor with other people, he might discuss tactics with them. But if he was a traitor with Dong Qiang, there would be no need to discuss tactics at all. It would be enough for him to just improvise and fool his nephews.
After returning to China, Dongqiang took a good rest for a few days. It was comfortable not to have to serve others. Then he started the recording of Douxiaoshe.
In the previous episode, dog Zhang Jiunan was eliminated and replaced by Zhou Jiuliang. The actors were very happy to have an extra supporting actor.
The machine was set up, and crosstalk performers dressed as various professions entered the scene, and everyone gathered in a rest area of an apartment building.
This is a rental company that creates an apartment that is worry-free to live in. The program crew helps with advertising and does not charge any venue fees. The apartment was just renovated and after a period of time it met the air quality standards for occupancy, it began to be prepared for renting out.
Yue Yunpeng, dressed as a waiter, Zhang Helun, dressed as a cook, and Luan Yunping, dressed in a red doorman outfit, walked in first.
As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Helun exclaimed: "Wow, the boss of our Deyun Hotel is so generous that he actually rented such a nice apartment for our employees!"
"Of course not. Didn't you see there's a peach on our boss's head? If there's a peach on his head, he must have been in jail!" Luan Yunping covered his mouth after saying that.
Yue Yunpeng: "Is that what they say? If there is a peach on the head, it means there is no hair!"
"Ha ha ha ha."
The three of them smiled, and three more people came in, this time Gao Dongqiang, Shaobing and Guo Qilin.
Luan Yunping was surprised: "Oh, this is a noble young master, and he has two bodyguards with him!"
Shaobing immediately went to Luan Yunping to make trouble, pushing him: "Where is your bodyguard? I am a bodybuilding champion. See the muscles on my body? No one has bigger muscles than me."
Dongqiang next to him silently showed off his biceps: "Well, Shaobing has the biggest muscles in our apartment!"
"I think you are older than him! Hahaha!" several people joked.
Dong Qiang waved his hand: "No, I am weak and sickly, so the fat on my body is gone. Hello everyone, I am the campus physical education teacher who can't teach two classes in a semester!"
Guo Qilin bowed weakly: "Hello everyone, I am a senior student preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination."
As soon as the words fell, everyone burst into laughter. Yue Yunpeng said: "Why do I see that you haven't even graduated from junior high school? You are so short, are you still a child?"
"Maybe his last name is Guo. I heard that our apartment landlord has woken up before. His name is Guo Degang and he has two ridges in his family." Zhang Helun came out to be the "kneeling guest".
Luan Yunping asked: "Which two?"
"Grade 2 and meters tall!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Guo Qilin: "I am really a college student!"
Dong Qiang turned around and said, "Let me ask you a question. What is calculus?"
Guo Qilin started to make up nonsense: "As for calculus, you have to separate the words. The first two words have one meaning, and the second word has another meaning. You should read it as calculus (pause). This is a cause and effect relationship!"
"What is the cause and effect of this?"
"Look, you guys don't understand. Let me explain to you, this fen actually means breaking up!"
As soon as the words fell, a group of crosstalk actors collectively covered their mouths and shouted, "Cut this part out!" Some of the staff members didn't react, and it took a while before everyone started laughing. The crosstalk actors are really good at driving, and the wheels of the car just rolled over people's faces!
The next to appear were the three supporting actors Zhu Hecong, Zhou Jiuliang and Cao Heyang, but none of them had the steady style of supporting actors at all.
Cao Heyang kept muttering, "You two talk too much. Just now, when the three of us were having dinner together, you two kept talking and talking. The food was full of your saliva. How disgusting!"
Zhou Jiuliang said in a half-dead tone: "Don't you want to add more soup for you?"
They made everyone laugh as soon as they appeared, but it was not easy to tell their identities from the way they were dressed.
Seeing that everyone was there, the three of them stopped arguing.
Cao Heyang, wearing a plaid shirt, was the first to introduce himself:
"I believe everyone has seen that I am a programmer who is not good at speaking. The two of them were my former roommates. When we heard that the apartment built by our Aizhuhu App was launched, the three of us quit our shared apartment and moved into the apartment together. The price of a single room is about the same as sharing a room. Of course, living alone is less troublesome, and it is much better than living with these two chatterboxes."
The two of them pulled him at the same time: "Who is the one who is talking too much?"
Jiuliang pushed him away and said, "I'm an insurance salesman. Everyone can be my client. Hey, buddy, you're so short and look malnourished. Would you like to consider our insurance? If you get sick in the future, we can pay you for it."
He started to promote it to Guo Qilin, but Guo Qilin pushed him away and said, "Is it lucky to have a disease?"
Zhou Jiuliang was not discouraged and went to Dongqiang again: "Uncle, with your muscles, do you want to buy some accident insurance? If you touch someone else, they will have an accident, and we will compensate you then!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Turning around, Zhou Jiuliang looked at Yue Yunpeng again and touched her belly: "Oh, Auntie, you are about to give birth, do you want to buy maternity insurance?"
"Fuck you!" Yue Yunpeng pushed Jiuliang away.
Jiuliang sat down on the ground immediately: "Everyone, see, people are so fragile, life is so precious, everyone, buy some insurance!"
Zhu Hecong shouted anxiously: "Oh, you did what I did!"
"Ok?"
"I want to go to the ground"
"What do you do?"
Zhu Hecong smiled and said: "I used to be an office clerk, but now I am pursuing my dream. My dream is:"
After saying that, he rolled on the ground and began to tremble as if he had been electrocuted.
"What is this?" someone asked curiously.
"Rock and roll"
"How fresh," Luan Yunping covered his eyes, "Rock and roll is about shaking and rolling?"
Qi Long, dressed in formal attire, walked towards the hall from another direction:
"Welcome, all tenants. I am the gold medal housekeeper of Aizhuzhu APP Apartment. You can tell me any opinions and suggestions you have about our apartment. You can also tell me if there are any broken facilities in the room. I will contact you for repair immediately. I am also happy to handle some daily life matters for you. Just write down the entrustment to me on the mobile phone APP!"
Dong Qiang lowered his head to fiddle with his phone, then raised his head and said, "Butler, butler, my commission!"
Qi Long picked it up and took a look at it, then read: "Can the housekeeper please get out of here? I can't!"
Qi Long, who was about to curse, suddenly remembered his own character.
After a serious advertisement and talking about the butler service of this rental apartment, Qi Long jumped out and started explaining the rules.
"Everyone can freely visit the apartment later. After the visit, you can return to your room to vote. One member will be punished today. The person with the highest number of votes will receive the punishment. If no one votes, then a random draw will be made. Oh, voting will have unexpected benefits, but I suggest that everyone not vote, because the number of votes accumulated to a certain level will increase the number of people punished!"
Everyone discussed not to vote and just leave their fate to luck, but several people's expressions looked unnatural. It was obvious that they did not want to rely solely on luck and wanted to cause trouble on the variety show.
Qi Long was secretly happy in his heart, go ahead and vote, only by voting can you get gold coins, so that I can collect gold coins in the future.
After that, Qi Long announced that everyone could move around freely, visit the apartment, and hand over the sticky notes to him at any time if they needed any service.
The design of this apartment is really interesting. It has a gym, library, social game room, board game room, chess and card room, KTV and other entertainment facilities. Everyone just dispersed and went to play in groups of three or four.
Qi Long sat at the front desk, watching the surveillance cameras in the public area. He could clearly see the movements of most people inside.
There was no need to ask Dongqiang and Shaobing, the two fitness fanatics went straight to the gym. Most of the others went to the game room, and some went to sing K. No one participated in their entertainment activities. Qi Long hummed a song by himself and looked at the butler commission in the mobile phone APP.
Come and entrust some money to earn coins!
Our eyes turned to the gym. The gym in the apartment was not very big. There were only two treadmills and a bicycle, and a bunch of dumbbells. For strength training, there was only one for the back muscles. Dongqiang and Shaobing were not very interested in aerobic exercise, so they went straight to strength training.
"Wow, cool!" Dongqiang did it twice and changed to Shaobing: "Hey? Shaobing, what do you want to drink? Ask the butler to bring it to you."
"Can you also deliver drinks?"
"Why not? There aren't many opportunities to use Qi Long. I'll give you a commission."
Shaobing immediately came up with an idea: "Hey, uncle, let's do this. You take the next one, and I'll take the next one when Uncle Long brings it. Hehe!"
Dongqiang was overjoyed. Didn’t this mean he made money?
"You are such a bad boy, hehehe!"
Under Dong Qiang's guidance, Qi Long received a commission and transformed himself into a beverage delivery machine. He went to the store at the entrance of the apartment to buy drinks and then delivered them to people.
Of course, they have to transfer the money for the drinks to Qi Long.
Word of mouth spread quickly, and Shaobing spread the news to everyone, and everyone placed orders one after another.
Not all of them wanted drinks. Some asked Qi Long to help order takeout, clean the room, and turn on the air conditioner in the room in advance.
At first I was happy about the money I could earn from opening a business, but now I suddenly find myself becoming a laborer.
If this is the case, even the housekeeper of the Aizhufang APP will not be able to bear it.
Qi Long, feeling both pain and happiness, completed the tasks one by one according to their requirements.
After a while, the broadcast prompted that the voting was about to begin, and everyone returned to their rooms. The temporary chat software had been opened, which contained some Penguin accounts. They could just send a message to the apartment manager about who they wanted to vote for.
Cao Heyang was the first one who couldn't hold back and chose to vote directly. His partner was there to trick him: Shaobing!
(End of this chapter)
