Chapter 308 Zhang Helun's hilarious scene
After casting his vote, Cao Heyang immediately received a message from the director, which was a four-digit password that could open the box on the bed in the room.
Cao Heyang pushed his glasses towards the camera proudly: "See, you have to vote, only then will you get any benefit!"
He opened the locked box, and inside was a prop gold coin with the logo of Douxiaoshe engraved on it.
No matter what it means, this gold coin must be very useful, so Cao Heyang put it directly in his pocket.
In addition to him, some people who were unwilling to be lonely also voted. Zhang Helun, Yue Yunpeng, and Guo Qilin also voted and got gold coins. The others temporarily adhered to their loyalty and agreed not to vote.
When they came out of the room, they saw Qi Long holding a white board with the room numbers and names of nine residents written on it, and the number of bombs on the right.
Shaobing, two bombs; Gao Dongqiang, one bomb; Yue Yunpeng, one bomb!
Dongqiang immediately started to act angry and stared at everyone else. Guo Qilin, who voted for him, swallowed silently, and Zhou Jiuliang, who did not vote, looked away when he was stared at by Dongqiang.
Gao Dongqiang walked up, grabbed Zhou Jiuliang's collar and began to shake him back and forth slightly: "Is it you?"
"It wasn't me, uncle, I didn't vote"
Dong Qiang didn't comment and let go of his collar: "If you vote and it's over, you may really be dead."
Everyone gasped, and Guo Qilin stepped forward and said, "Is it time to call the police?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Where did I get these two votes?" Shaobing stood up at this time, with his hands on his waist and his fingers pinched: "If you know, I will tickle you to death"
Yue Yunpeng also came up and said, "Someone else voted for me. Who is it?"
After they suspected each other for a while, Qi Long read out the new rules: "I believe that no one wants to be punished. In fact, there is a way to avoid punishment: submit five Deyun coins. So how do you get Deyun coins? This is a good question."
"Who asked you?" a group of crosstalk performers asked almost in unison.
Qi Long didn't care: "We will hold a small game for the apartment party later. Everyone will be divided into three groups, each with three people. Each group will challenge a different project. The projects are divided into singers, movies, and sports. Please form a team freely. If you successfully challenge the project, you can get Deyun coins!"
Everyone formed groups and quickly completed the project grouping, and started playing games in the activity hall.
The first game was a game for the film group, which included Yue Yunpeng, Zhou Jiuliang and Zhu Hecong.
The game is very simple. A movie star comes out, and the three of them successively say three movies that the star has starred in. Then the next star comes out. The challenge is successful if they can correctly name three movies of each of the three stars, a total of nine movies.
The three of them were full of confidence and said that as long as they were a popular movie star, they would definitely be able to pull it off.
Qi Long began to ask questions, took out Shen Teng's photo and pointed at Yue Yunpeng with something like a baton: "Three, two, one."
"The Richest Man in Xihong City!"
Qi Long continued to point to the next one, and Zhou Jiuliang immediately said "Charlotte's Troubles". Zhu Hecong beat his chest and stamped his feet: "This is what I was thinking of."
The countdown began from three to two to one, and at the last moment, Zhu Hecong shouted out "Lost in Thailand"!
The three of them finished answering the first star question at the last minute, and while they were high-fiving to celebrate, Qi Long took out the second movie star.
When they saw this face, the three of them were shocked, because the photo in Qi Long's hand was: Guo Degang!
Yue Yunpeng was the first one and quickly said one: "Happy Comedian"!
This was a film he shot with Guo Degang. Although it received a very low rating, he still remembers it.
Xiao Yueyue has filmed a movie with Lao Guo, but Zhou Jiuliang and Zhu Hecong have not. When the countdown came to Zhou Jiuliang, it got stuck and the film crew failed the challenge.
"You don't even remember Master's plays?" Yue Yunpeng shouted immediately.
Zhu Hecong said, "That's right. You don't even remember your old mentor's play. You are really a traitor to your ancestors!"
Zhou Jiuliang looked helpless and turned to ask Zhu Hecong: "You know what I mean?"
"I don't know!" Zhu Hecong shouted unreasonably, "Then I lost to you, didn't I?"
Yue Yunpeng pushed them both together: "You have gone too far. Go back and watch all of Master's movies as punishment."
Dong Qiang sighed from behind: "This is torture!"
"Hahahahahaha."
As we all know, apart from a cameo appearance as a robber in Mr. Zhao Benshan's "Falling Leaves Return to Their Roots", which was a highly rated movie, Guo Degang's other movies are not good. They are all crappy movies with a rating of no more than five points. It would be a pain to watch them all.
Yue Yunpeng stood up and said unconvincedly: "Butler, you are talking about movie stars, but my master is not a professional movie star!"
"In my heart, my senior brother is a movie star!" Qi Long said with a straight face.
Guo Qilin nodded: "Yes, my father is a movie star!"
The film group's protest was invalid and the challenge failed. It was then the singer group's turn. This group had to sing while exercising. If the score was higher than 90 points, the challenge would be successful. This group included Luan Yunping, Zhang Helun and Cao Heyang.
The three people who didn’t like sports very much were dumbfounded. How could there be sports involved if they chose the singing group?
One person is holding a dumbbell with a microphone on top. He has to hold it up while singing to receive the sound.
With one foot on the resistance rope, one must bend over and pull hard to bring the microphone in his hand to his mouth.
One has to squat against the wall without bending the back, then the field.
The result was naturally a failure, but there was a highlight scene that made the whole audience couldn't stop laughing. Zhang Helun, who was holding the dumbbells, couldn't lift them anymore, so he was lazy and bent down to put down the dumbbells and wanted to lie on the ground to sing.
Of course the other two groups disagreed and immediately said that he had committed a foul, and Qi Long also took out a yellow card.
Zhang Helun had no choice but to lift the dumbbells again. As a result, when he bent over and exerted force, he farted towards Luan Yunping who was bending over and pulling the elastic rope behind him.
Luan Yunping immediately fell to the ground in disgust and rolled over.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Everyone was pushing each other with laughter. The naughty Zhou Jiuliang and Zhu Hecong, two former roommates who had shared a house together, lay on the ground together, flapping their limbs in the air to express their laughter.
Needless to say, this episode has already become a trending topic!
This kind of sudden funny thing is the funniest, just like the jokes in crosstalk.
"Brother Luan." Zhang Helun hurried to help.
Luan Yunping pushed him: "Go away!"
"I just want to give you some fresh air because you've worked out hard," Zhang Helun said.
Everyone who was still laughing suddenly burst into even louder laughter, and raised their thumbs to Zhang Helun and shouted, "This is a good joke, hahahaha!"
Qi Long took out a gold coin from his pocket: "No, just for this baggage, I have to give him a gold coin, hahahahaha"
This sudden situation and Zhang Helun's words made everyone laugh so hard that they couldn't stop. It took a long time for them to calm down. Then it was Dongqiang's turn to challenge the sports group. This group consisted of three crosstalk actors who had successfully lost weight, Guo Qilin, Shaobing, and Gao Dongqiang. All three of them were fat when they were young and went to the gym to lose weight. Gao Dongqiang and Shaobing still had big muscles.
The event the three of them are going to challenge is called: dry land swimming!
A four-wheeled skateboard, lie on the skateboard and push your legs to make swimming movements. Your hands and feet can only touch the floor once in the middle and continue to increase your strength. It is a success if the combined distance of three people exceeds 50 meters. The swimming style is breaststroke, and you just need to move your hands and feet on the skateboard.
The funny thing about this project is that he had to record it on the street, with passers-by nearby, and looking at their expressions he looked like he was looking at a fool.
Gao Dongqiang rushed about ten meters by himself, and covered his face as soon as he got off the skateboard: "Who am I? Where am I? Why am I doing this?"
Even crosstalk performers can be thin-skinned sometimes!
This project sounds simple, but it is actually very difficult to do. In addition to Dongqiang maintaining balance and moving farther, Guo Qilin fell directly off the skateboard and Shaobing also stopped after a short while.
At this point, all three groups failed in the challenge. Except for Zhang Helun who got a gold coin with his excellent baggage, the others got nothing.
The vote was re-run. This time, except for the honest man Zhou Jiuliang, everyone voted and received gold coins. Shaobing, who received the highest number of votes in the first round, was also besieged by everyone and led the bomb list with seven bombs.
Shaobing's face became more and more anxious, he had to quickly get the gold coins to save himself.
This round is not a game. There are scattered gold coin boxes in the apartment, and there are also gold coin rooms with labels. You can get gold coins from all of them and everyone can move freely.
At this point, Qi Long, the butler, officially joined the game. He first counted his gold coins, and currently had sixteen, all of which were earned from completing the butler's commissions. Although everyone asked Qi Long to run errands, it was just for show effects and they would not really order him around from beginning to end. Qi Long was already very satisfied to have earned so many.
Sometimes I think, if Qin Xiaoxian, the guy who was courting death while recording the show, was here, he would definitely gain more.
If a man gang played this project, those guys would definitely boss him around to death. It’s true that the nephews are kind!
In this part, Qi Long and Dong Qiang can look for gold coin boxes, but they cannot enter the gold coin room to get gold coins, because the gold coin room is also a trap. After entering and completing the task, they can choose to vote. If they vote, they will get the gold coins they deserve, otherwise they will get nothing.
Everyone started to take action. Qi Long, who was not very good at searching, stopped searching and directly looked for suspicious camera positions in the surveillance video. He then used the chat software to inform Dong Qiang and asked him to collect them.
At the same time, he asked Dongqiang to incite everyone and get some commissions for Qi Long.
The commission came very quickly. Except for Qi Long and Dong Qiang, five out of the eight people asked him to help find gold coins or gold coin rooms. In order to obtain the right to attack as soon as possible, Qi Long told them the location of the gold coin room that he had obtained from the surveillance.
They get gold coins to come to my place to enter the safe room, and they also give me gold coins, haha!
Mine is mine, and yours is still mine!
The gold coin room also has various mini-games. If you win the vote, you will get gold coins, and if you lose, you will go home empty-handed.
Zhang Helun, who contributed explosive laughter today, was very lucky. After voting twice and getting a gold coin from Qi Long, he completed the task in the gold coin room and found a gold coin box, which gave him five gold coins. He immediately trotted to find Qi Long and said, "Uncle, I want to be exempted from punishment!"
"OK!" Qi Long nodded, took his gold coins, and then took him to the safe house: "You can rest after you go in!"
Zhang Helun pushed open the door and saw that the interior was luxuriously decorated with all kinds of snacks and fruits. He immediately smiled and said, "I am no longer the miserable Zhang Helun in the variety show. Call me Zhang Lucky today. Oh, he immediately rushed into the room and started eating and drinking."
Qi Long glanced at the gold coins in his hand, smiled slightly and went to find Dong Qiang.
In fact, there were clues about the mole in the safe room, but Zhang Helun completely relaxed and went to enjoy himself.
"Dongqiang, you should have three, right? I have more than twenty, enough!" Qi Long gave all the gold coins to Dongqiang, who was in charge of the force, and bought the attack right for him.
The two people who had just obtained the right to attack went straight to the so-called "safe house". There were clues in there, and they must not let Zhang Helun find it and then escape and tell everyone.
Moreover, when people are eliminated in the safe house, there is no broadcast, which means that other people will not know that Zhang Helun has been eliminated.
Qi Long opened the door and Gao Dongqiang walked in.
"Uncle, have you collected five coins?" Zhang Helun looked at Dongqiang with a smile on his face.
Dongqiang nodded and raised his two hands as if he wanted to high-five him.
Zhang Helun did not doubt it and stretched out his hand. However, as soon as he high-fived, Gao Dongqiang grabbed his hand and pulled him in. Before the other party could react, his hand had already reached into his pocket.
"What are you doing, uncle? What are you doing?" Zhang Helun quickly covered his pockets.
Dongqiang grabbed several snacks and said, "Hey, you're eating and taking them at the same time."
"No, I didn't say you can't take it, hehe, eh?" Zhang Helun was still laughing, but when he saw Dongqiang searching his other pockets, he immediately realized something was wrong and started to resist.
However, in the face of absolute power, resistance is futile. Gao Dongqiang took Zhang Helun's room card and held it tightly in his palm.
The director who was in the safe house immediately announced: "Zhang Helun, eliminated?"
"Ah? Eliminated! I'm not, eh? I bought exemption from punishment."
Gao Dongqiang smiled at him meaningfully: "Exemption from punishment is a cover-up. Today I am a traitor and I want to kill all of you. The safe house is actually a dangerous house. There is a hint here that there are monsters in the apartment!"
Zhang Helun was hit hard and collapsed to the ground. "Oh, I'm so miserable. I'm not lucky at all. Ahhhhhh!"
The staff came over and took him from the safe house to the prison next door, where there was nothing but benches. Zhang Helun, with a sad face, picked up the snacks in his pocket and ate!
The perspective changes. Qi Long put Dong Qiang in the safe house and let him deal with Zhang Helun alone. Shortly after he left, he met the clever Cao Heyang.
"Uncle, I have a commission for you!"
Qi Long opened his mobile phone and the commission content was: Give me a gold coin.
"No, I only have the ability to give gold coins during the game!" Qi Long refused.
Cao Heyang sighed: "By the way, uncle, I found a suspicious point."
"What's the suspicion?"
"There's something wrong with the books in my room!" Cao Heyang said as he took out a book from a bag he got from somewhere.
The title of this book is: "After Traveling Through Time, I Became a Father-in-law"
There was an obvious horizontal line under the word "public". He was sharp-eyed and noticed it in the first round: "Can you get into other people's apartments? Let's take out the books in their apartments. There may be clues here."
"Once it starts, all the doors of the apartment will be open, and you can just go there."
The underlined lines in the book Room for Eight read: There is a murderous monster in the apartment!
This is also the clue to unlock the real secret. Qi Long watched Cao Heyang running away and immediately contacted Gao Dongqiang who had the right to attack. Kill him!
(End of this chapter)
