Chapter 276 Chen Qingrong, That's All You Have
"Why don't you answer?" Chen Qingrong smiled evilly, "Are you shy? Didn't expect me to be so knowledgeable?"
Tang Xiaoru glanced at him and said nothing, but just made a gesture that made the Korean men collectively break down their defenses.
Chen Qingrong was confused, "What do you mean?"
Tang Xiaoru laughed, "Do you still need to ask? I mean, that's all you have."
Chen Qingrong, "???"
"You're talking nonsense!" Chen Qingrong's face turned red with anger. "Xiao Ru, you can't make up rumors like this. You're making up dirty rumors about me. How can I only have this much? Bring me a ruler and let's measure it carefully!"
Tang Xiaoru patted his shoulder sympathetically, "Oh, it's okay, I won't dislike you, I'm actually not that interested in that aspect, be good, let's not break down our defenses."
"I broke your sister, you are spreading rumors, I am not breaking her defense, I am angry, I will show you now."
"No, no, be good. It's getting late. Get off the car. Get off."
Tang Xiaoru didn't even look at it. She quickly took out the key, opened the car door and got out.
Chen Qingrong followed closely behind him and came down from behind, saying that he was about to unbuckle his belt.
"Are you crazy?" Tang Xiaoru held his hand and rolled her eyes at him, "There are surveillance cameras!"
Chen Qingrong's mouth twitched, and he said unhappily, "Then I'll show it to you when we get back to your house."
"I do not watch."
"No, you have to see it. I want to prove myself. I want you to prove my innocence!"
"..."
Tang Xiaoru's face turned red and she turned and left.
After returning to her house, as soon as she changed into slippers, Chen Qingrong hugged her from behind.
Tang Xiaoru was startled, "What, what are you doing!"
Chen Qingrong carried her on his shoulders and said, "Come on, go back to your bedroom and I'll show you."
Tang Xiaoru panicked, struggling and kicking desperately, "No, no, I don't want to look, I don't want to look, Chen Qingrong, please stop it, I was just joking with you before, I was just playing a joke."
"Is it okay if I was wrong? How can you force your girlfriend to watch that? Do you have any shame?"
"You know you're my girlfriend, so what's wrong with me showing it to you? I haven't shown it to anyone else."
"Then I'll break up with you, and after that I won't have to watch it anymore, right?"
"It's not too late to divide after reading it."
"..."
About five minutes later, Tang Xiaoru ran out of the bedroom with a red face.
She leaned against the wall, pressed her hand against her chest, and felt the powerful heart inside her chest pounding her to death.
Thump, thump.
Chen Qingrong then walked out with a look of satisfaction and pride, with his hands on his hips, "So, do you still dare to spread rumors about me now?"
Tang Xiaoru bit her lip and angrily scolded him, "You are really shameless! How can you be like that!"
Just now, after Chen Qingrong threw her onto the bed in the bedroom, he immediately showed it to her. Tang Xiaoru swears to God that she really didn't want to watch it because it was too perverted.
She was about to cover her face with the quilt, but she didn't expect Chen Qingrong to forcibly pull open the quilt and pull her hands apart, allowing her to see for about seconds.
Then she ran out in shame and anger.
Amitabha, her eyes are dirty.
She shouldn't have seen something so majestic and, pooh, so dirty.
The more Chen Qingrong saw her like this, the happier he laughed. "I like the shy and helpless look on your face right now. I love it so much."
Tang Xiaoru widened her beautiful eyes, "Are you perverted? Who is shy? I am angry, okay?"
"I also like it when you're angry. The angrier you are, the more I like it."
"...Why didn't you just drink yourself to death?" Tang Xiaoru was so angry that her teeth were itching. She walked over, grabbed his arm and bit it hard.
"It hurts, it hurts, damn it, it hurts!" Chen Qingrong grimaced in pain.
But in order not to hurt Tang Xiaoru, he didn't dare to pull his arm back by force. What if he accidentally knocked Tang Xiaoru's teeth out?
He warmed me and made me cry.
"Hmph." Tang Xiaoru finally let go of his arm and gently touched the red tooth mark, asking distressedly, "Does it hurt?"
Chen Qingrong immediately said with a smile, "It hurts, otherwise how could I tell you it hurts?"
"Who told you to provoke me?" Tang Xiaoru snorted again, rubbed it gently with her hands, and then changed the subject, "Do you want to drink honey water?"
Chen Qingrong shook his head. "No, I'm a little hungry now. Let's get something to eat."
"It wasn't long since we ate."
"But I'm still a little hungry. Do you want to eat something together? I remember there are some leftovers in the fridge."
"Eat it yourself. I'm going to take a shower." Tang Xiaoru took off her coat and threw it on the sofa, pouting, "Don't peek."
Chen Qingrong said pretentiously, "Don't worry, I won't peek. Lu Xun once said that women are just rosy skulls. What's so good about skulls?"
Tang Xiaoru retorted, "Madame Curie also said that men are dogs and they love to eat shit the most."
"Who is Marie Curie? I'm not good at math and I don't know any mathematicians."
"..."
What should I do if my boyfriend is mentally retarded?
Is there any cure?
……
Tang Xiaoru took a bath while Chen Qingrong heated up the food.
By the time Tang Xiaoru finished her shower and came out in her pajamas, Chen Qingrong had already started eating. He didn't treat her as an outsider and even got her a bottle of Coke to drink.
Tang Xiaoru smacked her lips, "Where's the fitness you promised? Where's the abdominal muscles you promised?"
"How can you have the energy to train your abdominal muscles if you don't eat enough?" Chen Qingrong was quite shameless and aggrieved. "Besides, I was busy drinking with Mr. Kang tonight. I really didn't eat much food. I was really hungry."
"I know, I don't blame you." Tang Xiaoru walked over to him with a towel on her head, patted his shoulder, and kissed his face. "Eat yours, I'll go back to the room first. Remember to take a shower before going to bed. I don't want my sheets to become smelly."
Her words meant that she tacitly agreed that Chen Qingrong could always sleep in the same bed with her.
Chen Qingrong nodded, "Go ahead, I'll take a shower after dinner, do you want me to blow dry your hair?"
"No need."
Tang Xiaoru returned to the bedroom and closed the door.
buzzing.
The hair dryer made an annoying noise.
But Chen Qingrong felt very at ease.
My mother is right. A family cannot live without a woman. Otherwise, it will be empty and lonely.
That night, Chen Qingrong slept very late and even snored.
Although Tang Xiaoru was a little annoyed by the noise, she felt sorry for Chen Qingrong who was feeling uncomfortable after drinking so much, so she didn't wake him up.
The next morning, Tang Xiaoru gently turned over and subconsciously stretched her legs out of the quilt to hold the quilt. Her right hand hung down casually, and she grabbed something and gently squeezed it twice.
"hiss."
A sound of gasping for air rang in her ears.
Tang Xiaoru opened her eyes dazedly and saw Chen Qingrong looking at her with a painful expression.
"What's wrong? Are you constipated? Go to the toilet quickly and don't poop on the bed."
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