Chapter 277 Tang Xiaoru's Mentality Collapses
Chen Qingrong's mouth twitched, "No, it's not constipation, it's your hand."
"What's wrong with my hand?" Tang Xiaoru rubbed her eyes with her left hand.
Only then did she realize that her right hand was missing.
Where is the right hand?
As soon as the quilt was lifted...
"ah!"
Tang Xiaoru suddenly let out a high-pitched scream, quickly let go of her hand, and sat up suddenly.
She was furious. "Where's your SpongeBob?"
Chen Qingrong said awkwardly, "I must have taken it off accidentally when I was sleeping last night."
"You!" Tang Xiaoru was furious. "Then you can't get into my bed. My hands are not clean. My hands are dirty. Ahhhh!"
"Don't look down on me like that." Chen Qingrong was a little hurt. "It's not like you touched some stinky dog shit. Besides, I always shake myself hard after using the toilet, so it's not really dirty."
"Shut up, shut up!" Tang Xiaoru kicked the quilt away and flew over to press Chen Qingrong's back with her knees. She then pinched the back of his neck with her hands and scolded him with a red face, "Who asked you? When I said dirty, did I mean dirty in the obvious sense? When I said dirty, it wasn't that dirty at all. Do you understand?"
"You didn't make it clear at all. What do you want me to understand?"
"Ahhh, I'll strangle you to death!"
"No, damn it!"
……
After such a commotion, Tang Xiaoru couldn't sleep at all.
She really never dreamed that there would be a day when she would reach out and "hold it".
She is not mentally prepared yet!
But to be honest, this matter cannot be blamed entirely on Chen Qingrong. Chen Qingrong took off SpongeBob SquarePants while she was half asleep, and she reached out and "held" it without any consciousness.
Chen Qingrong even said that her grip hurt him.
Frankly speaking, they are both victims, bullshit!
Tang Xiaoru began to panic.
First, Chen Qingrong forced the demonstration last night, and then this morning she accidentally "gripped the handle". How come the progress is so fast?
Originally, in her plan, even if she wanted to have intimate behavior with Chen Qingrong, she would have to wait until they had been dating for half a year.
After all, we are all adults. How is it possible that you don't have any intimate behavior when you are in love?
But now, it’s been less than a month, and except for the fact that we haven’t entered the cave, everything else has basically happened.
Less than a month!
This is totally different from how she expected her relationship to develop!
What will happen next?
Could it be that before the end of the month, Chen Qingrong would do that to her?
Virgin Mary, please kill me with your sword!
Tang Xiaoru covered her face with her hands and looked very annoyed.
Chen Qingrong asked weakly, "Xiao Ru, let me kindly remind you that you are still using the same hand you just used, and your mouth is right on the palm of your hand."
Tang Xiaoru, "..."
"Damn pervert!"
Tang Xiaoru kicked him and got out of bed angrily.
Chen Qingrong feels very wronged.
No buddy, I'm not a pervert today, I'm a victim, yes I am!
Seeing Tang Xiaoru get out of bed, Chen Qingrong picked up his cell phone to check the time. It was already past seven o'clock, so he got out of bed as well.
As soon as I went out, I saw Tang Xiaoru walking out of the bathroom with a resentful look on her face.
Chen Qingrong smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm washing my hands."
Tang Xiaoru snorted, "How are you going to eat if you don't wash your hands? I hate you so much."
Chen Qingrong could only smile awkwardly, not knowing what to say.
But to be honest, when Tang Xiaoru held his hand in hers, the feeling was really more comfortable than when he rewarded himself.
It's like the difference between touching her legs and touching your own legs. They are all legs.
But when he touched Tang Xiaoru's legs, he felt very excited, but when he touched his own legs, he felt nothing.
That's magic.
After the couple brushed their teeth and washed up together at home, Chen Qingrong put on the couple ring and the bracelet Tang Xiaoru gave her, and went downstairs with her.
In the elevator, Tang Xiaoru said, "Tomorrow is Saturday, and we will go to see the office building in the afternoon."
Chen Qingrong nodded and changed the subject, asking, "Why don't you wear our couple ring?"
Tang Xiaoru said casually, "It's not comfortable to wear a ring while driving. I will wear it when I get to the company. Didn't I wear it every day before?"
"That's right." Chen Qingrong grinned, "But you won't have to feel so wronged soon. After I get my driver's license, I'll be the one driving you."
"It will take some time for you to get your driver's license before you can give me a ride. I don't dare to ride in your car at first."
"Why don't you trust me?"
"I trust you 100%, but I don't want to die either."
"..."
OK OK.
"Oh, right." Tang Xiaoru thought of something else, "Did Ni Shengnan contact you again?"
Chen Qingrong shrugged, "I have blocked her."
"So heartless?" Tang Xiaoru raised her eyebrows.
Chen Qingrong rolled his eyes. "Unfeeling is based on feelings. I don't have any feelings for her, so how can I be unfeeling?"
"Ah."
Tang Xiaoru smiled with a hint of contempt.
But the pride that flashed in his eyes could not be concealed.
Chen Qingrong is a very manly man.
Chen Qingrong suddenly said, "By the way, if you don't need your gym card, please transfer it to me when you have time. I'd better go to the gym for systematic training."
Tang Xiaoru was a little surprised, "Didn't you say before that you wouldn't go to the gym?"
Chen Qingrong spread his hands helplessly, "I now find that it is still difficult to rely on self-discipline. I have to be forced. If I have a gym card, it means I have tasks to complete every day, just like going to work. Thinking about punching in, even if I don't want to go, my obsessive-compulsive disorder will force me to go."
After a pause, he continued, "Besides, a gym membership costs money, and I'm the most stingy person. I can't waste money."
Tang Xiaoru smiled, "Okay, I'll take you there after get off work tonight, and then I'll extend it for ten years, so you'll be more motivated."
"No, no, no, it's still unclear whether the gym can last for ten years."
……
After arriving at the company, the two entered the design department side by side.
Chen Qingrong didn't prepare bacon fried rice for Tang Xiaoru today, because he didn't go home last night. Plus, he drank too much last night, and Tang Xiaoru didn't want him to cook, so the two of them just ate on the way here.
Now that it’s out in the open, it feels pretty good to be able to come and go in the design department openly.
"Let's have lunch together at noon." Tang Xiaoru said and went to the office.
As soon as Chen Qingrong sat down, Gao Qiang and Xiao Yuan came over.
Xiao Yuan quickly asked in a low voice, "Brother Chen, is the director going to be fired?"
Chen Qingrong was stunned, "How did you know about this?"
(End of this chapter)
