Chapter 299 The Deputy Director is Pregnant?
Chen Qingrong nodded and asked in a trembling voice, "Can I?"
Tang Xiaoru hesitated and turned off the lights in the car.
"You, move your seat back a bit." Tang Xiaoru said in a low voice.
"Ah good."
Chen Qingrong adjusted the chair so that his body could lie down on it.
Puff, slurp.
hiss.
Chen Qingrong closed his eyes and said to himself, "No wonder Lu Xun said that a cigarette after the event is better than being a living god. I want a cigarette now."
"If you don't learn good things, you will learn bad things." Tang Xiaoru looked up and glared at him, her dark eyes flashing like black pearls in the darkness, "If you dare to smoke, don't touch me in your life."
"No smoking, no smoking." Chen Qingrong grinned, touched her head gently, and then pressed it roughly.
Suck yo yo.
Men still have to be a little domineering occasionally.
Especially on certain things.
When Chen Qingrong watched action movies before, he noticed that the more some women were scolded by men, the more excited they became. He didn't know what kind of fetish this was.
Chen Qingrong planned to test whether Tang Xiaoru was the same.
So he patted Tang Xiaoru's back gently and said fiercely, "Eat big, don't be so petty, you bastard!"
silence.
There was deathly silence in the car.
The next second, Chen Qingrong’s screams seemed to be about to blow off his skull and the roof of the car.
"It hurts, it hurts, oh, my little brother! Damn!"
It turns out that learning from action movies will not end well.
……
It took him about an hour to return to Tang Xiaoru's house. Chen Qingrong's walking posture was a little strange, with his feet swaying from side to side. If you really can't imagine it, just think of Pan Changjiang raising his hand. Chen Qingrong walks almost like that now.
"Xiao Ru, you are so cruel." Chen Qingrong said weakly.
Tang Xiaoru smiled brightly at him, revealing a row of neat and white teeth.
This is the tool used to commit the crime.
Chen Qingrong's mouth twitched, "Don't laugh, you're scaring me."
Tang Xiaoru snorted, "This is to teach you a lesson. Let's see if you dare to say such shameless words to me again in the future."
Chen Qingrong said softly, "I just want to add a little fun and interact with you, don't be angry."
"You like to add some fun, right?" After Tang Xiaoru opened the door and went in, she looked back at him and smiled playfully, "Okay, then I will interact with you in the future and call you little pudding, little sugar bean, and milk tea straw. Do you think it's fun?"
Chen Qingrong, "..."
"I was wrong." Chen Qingrong quickly admitted his mistake, "If you shout like that, then there will really be no fun."
"Come in quickly." Tang Xiaoru dragged him in, slammed the door shut, and said with disgust, "Can you stop pretending? I don't believe it hurts that much."
Chen Qingrong felt aggrieved. "It really hurts. You can think of it as appendicitis attacking you during your period, your toenails splitting when they hit the door frame, and your hair falling off one by one. It's probably that painful."
Tang Xiaoru's face turned green, "Hiss, that really hurts, then you go sit down first and take it easy. Next time, as long as you don't provoke me, I won't punish you like this." "You'd better not punish me like this again, otherwise our Chen family will be extinct in the future."
"It's okay. At worst we can adopt one. This way I won't lose my figure due to having a child, and your Chen family won't be extinct. Perfect."
"Stop joking. Who wants to raise a child who is not related to him/her by blood? I'm not a bull warrior." Chen Qingrong rolled his eyes and lay down on the sofa.
Tang Xiaoru corrected him, "You are wrong. If you don't know, you can call it being awesome. But if you know that the child has no blood relationship with you and you are still willing to adopt him, then this is showing love and doing great merit."
"Tsk." Chen Qingrong was very disdainful. "I have spit everywhere, cursed people behind their backs, and done all kinds of immoral things in my life. If I don't go to the hell of tongue-pulling after I die, it will be considered a blessing from the Jade Emperor. What great merits can I accumulate? Look at my mouth shape:"
Tang Xiaoru nodded, "I saw it, you said you were an idiot."
"I said I don't care!" Chen Qingrong was furious. He put his legs on the sofa like a big shot and crossed his legs. "Come and help me take off my shoes."
"You are so beautiful."
Tang Xiaoru curled her lips, but still went over to help him take off his shoes.
Chen Qingrong also asked, "My feet don't stink, do they?"
"Not bad." Tang Xiaoru pouted, "Wash your feet frequently and change your socks frequently, and your feet won't smell. But you also need to wash the other part more often, otherwise there will be a peculiar smell."
Chen Qingrong's face turned red. "I know, I know. I will take good care of the weapons."
"I'm talking about your armpits." Tang Xiaoru glanced at him, "Sometimes when I lie in your arms, I can smell a faint sour smell in your armpits. I seriously suspect that you might have body odor."
"I don't have body odor!"
"I know, so I used doubt. But what do you mean by weapon maintenance? What weapons?"
"What kind of weapons do you have no idea about?"
"I don't know."
"My Dick pinch, your favorite pinch."
"Chen Qingrong, you are shameless!" Tang Xiaoru smashed Chen Qingrong's shoes directly on his stomach and snorted heavily, "It's filthy, I don't like it!"
Chen Qingrong retorted with her previous words, "If you don't like it, don't eat it."
"I don't like it anyway." Tang Xiaoru said stubbornly.
Actually she lied.
This thing is like durian. You may think it is very smelly and cannot be swallowed at first, but after you eat it a few more times, you will find that, hey, it is quite delicious.
"Do you want to take a shower?" Chen Qingrong changed the subject.
Tang Xiaoru hummed, "Please bring me my pajamas and underwear. I'm going to take a shower and charge my phone at the same time."
"Why don't we take a shower together?" Chen Qingrong sat up. "There are still many places where people don't have access to drinking water. We can't waste water resources. Besides, water is really expensive."
"I have money and I'm happy to do it." Tang Xiaoru rolled her eyes and threw her cell phone to Chen Qingrong.
Just as Chen Qingrong picked up the call, Tang Xiaoru's WeChat rang.
A message from Qi Long popped up in a pop-up window.
"Xiaoru, the deputy director sent you a WeChat message." Chen Qingrong said.
Tang Xiaoru was taking off her coat and asked casually, "What did he say?"
Chen Qingrong unlocked her phone and checked WeChat. He took a deep breath. "He said he needs to take a leave and ask you to host the meeting tomorrow. He said he needs to go for a pregnancy test. No, the deputy director is pregnant? This is not right, right?"
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