Chapter 300: Hundred Diseases
What we mean is, the deputy director is a man, even if he is a strong man, he can't get pregnant, right?
Has the current technology developed to this level?
Is the time really coming when men can have children?
That would be a complete breakdown of social order.
Tang Xiaoru raised her eyebrows, took the phone and replied with a question mark.
drop.
Qi Long sent another message back.
After reading it, Tang Xiaoru frowned and said to Chen Qingrong, "He didn't go for a pregnancy checkup, he took a girl there, and he got the girl pregnant."
"Ah?" Chen Qingrong's CPU was burning up. "Isn't he a cadaver? How could he make a girl pregnant? He doesn't look like someone who pretends to be a cadaver to deceive women."
Tang Xiaoru said with some disdain, "He explained that he fell into a woman's trap. The woman was attracted by his family's money, so she got him drunk and then forced him to have sex. Now she's pregnant, and he wants to take her to a pregnancy checkup and discuss whether to spend money to abort the baby."
"Tsk." Chen Qingrong smacked his lips. "Even a fool knows that if a man is very drunk, he can't do that. Our deputy director is not honest."
"You are really dishonest." Tang Xiaoru turned off her phone and gave him a meaningful look. "If you make me pregnant, will you let me abort the baby?"
Chen Qingrong stood up with a bang, "Of course not, I love children, how could I ask you to abort the baby? Isn't this nonsense?"
"Don't get excited, I'm just asking."
"You are not just asking a question, you are humiliating me."
"It's not that exaggerated." Tang Xiaoru rolled her eyes and stuffed her phone into his hand. "Charge my phone and get me pajamas. I really need to take a shower."
"Got it." Chen Qingrong nodded and asked, "Did you approve his leave?"
"Approved, what else can I say?"
"Too."
……
After taking a shower, Chen Qingrong and Tang Xiaoru changed into couple pajamas and went to bed to rest.
Because Tang Xiaoru had already helped Chen Qingrong relax once in the garage today, so now when they got on the bed, Chen Qingrong did not harass her, but just let her lie in his arms.
Chen Qingrong suddenly grabbed her hand and said, "Feel it and see if it's hard."
Tang Xiaoru rolled her eyes at him, "Are you Teddy? Can't you just be quiet for a while?"
Chen Qingrong looked innocent. "I asked you to touch my abdomen. I've already started doing sit-ups at the gym, and I've also given up milk tea and other things these past two days. I asked you to feel if my abdominal muscles are hard. Don't let your mind wander."
Tang Xiaoru blushed, and quickly pinched his belly in disgust, complaining, "It's not hard at all. To be precise, there are no abdominal muscles."
"Shit, I've been working out for almost a week and I still don't have abs?"
"Idiot, is it that easy to train abdominal muscles? If you want to take shortcuts, I might as well just give you money to do liposuction."
"That's not necessary." Chen Qingrong shook his head, "I was just joking, I'll take my time."
"It's good to know."
Tang Xiaoru said this and then opened Taobao on her mobile phone.
She suddenly closed her Taobao account and stretched out her hand to Chen Qingrong, "Give me your phone."
"Oh."
Chen Qingrong handed her his cell phone.
Tang Xiaoru took it and opened Taobao.
"Don't!" Chen Qingrong was anxious.
However, it was too late. Tang Xiaoru looked directly at his shopping cart, and her face became darker and darker. "Handcuffs, candles, JK, time-delay elf, flirting aromatherapy? What do you buy on Taobao every day?" "The most outrageous thing is this. Don't tell me that this pajamas is what you plan to buy for me. This, this has no crotch. How can I wear it?"
Chen Qingrong scratched his head awkwardly, "I, I'm just taking a look."
Tang Xiaoru glared at him, "You just took a look and added it to the shopping cart? Aren't you usually very stingy? It would cost you nearly two thousand yuan to empty your shopping cart. You just wanted to be nice, didn't you?"
Chen Qingrong argued, "You can't blame me for this. If you want to blame someone, blame Shakespeare. It was he who said that being rude is the primary productive force."
"Go to hell with your Shakespeare. You are Shakespeare's brother, not Shakespeare." Tang Xiaoru glanced at him, looking very angry.
Chen Qingrong didn't dare to argue now, and said weakly, "If you don't like it, I will delete it and won't buy it."
"Humph!"
Tang Xiaoru snorted heavily, deleted those embarrassing clothes, and then added them back to the shopping cart, but she changed the size.
"I wear XS, don't buy the wrong one next time." Tang Xiaoru didn't even look at him and reminded him with red ears.
Chen Qingrong's eyes lit up immediately, and he hugged her tightly, smiling obscenely, "Okay, okay, I'll remember it. I will never buy the wrong thing next time. Then help me click the payment button. The sooner you buy, the sooner you can enjoy it."
"You enjoy it."
Tang Xiaoru muttered something, but still clicked the payment button.
Anyway, it’s Chen Qingrong’s money that is being spent.
Thinking of this, she felt much better.
So she bought herself a few pairs of socks and shoes and didn't buy anything for Chen Qingrong.
She would spend a lot of Chen Qingrong's money to take revenge on him and make him feel heartbroken.
"Okay, don't buy it yet, it's time to go to bed."
Chen Qingrong held her in his arms domineeringly. Because Tang Xiaoru was lying with her back facing him, she became Chen Qingrong's object in his arms, wrapped in his arms like a little meatball.
Tang Xiaoru put her little feet on Chen Qingrong's belly. Chen Qingrong's belly was soft and her feet felt very comfortable on it.
Chen Qingrong also grabbed her little feet and squeezed them.
Tang Xiaoru suddenly became agitated and turned around to glare at him, "Stop touching my feet!"
"Okay." Chen Qingrong let go of his hand, then lifted the quilt and huddled inside it.
"What are you doing?"
Tang Xiaoru was startled.
The next second she knew what Chen Qingrong was doing.
Bao can cure all diseases. It is not only effective for women, but also for men. Bao can cure all diseases.
……
The next morning, the couple got up early, brushed their teeth and washed their faces, you put on my pants and I put on your socks, and then we went to the company in love.
On the way, Ruirui's cousin sent a WeChat message to Chen Qingrong. She said that she would arrive in Shanghai at 5:30 this afternoon. Chen Qingrong said that he would pick her up at that time. Ruirui's cousin also sent a voice message. When Chen Qingrong opened it, he got goose bumps all over his body.
"Your cousin has such a sweet voice." Tang Xiaoru said with a smile.
Chen Qingrong glanced at her and said, "No one has a coquettish voice like yours, especially when you call me hubby, it's so coquettish."
"I didn't call you that." Tang Xiaoru refused to admit it.
(End of this chapter)
