“Everyone, thanks for waiting. The beauty and Pokémon makeup pageant at Blue Lagoon Beach begins now!”
“Let’s see, the first contestant to appear is…”
Brock’s voice interrupted Ash’s family chatter, and all eyes in the audience converged on the stage with the closed curtain, eagerly anticipating the sight of various beauties.
As the curtain was pulled back, some cheered happily, while others clicked their tongues in disapproval.
Xiao Xia, wearing sandals, appeared on stage, apologizing while simultaneously declaring her victory. Although participating in such a competition as an organizer was considered cheating, who wouldn’t love the title of “First Beauty”?
“This is a healthy, beautiful young girl with darkly tanned skin, Xiao Xia!”
“It seems she has a good chance of winning the Champion title. I wonder how ingenious her partner Pokémon will be!”
It’s hard to say how Brock managed to say that against his conscience. If Yu Feng were at the front, he’d surely point at Xiao Xia’s body and ask him what he meant by “darkly tanned”!
Unfortunately, he wasn’t at the front but in a backstage room, confronting his Pokémon.
“That’s enough, all of you! I’m not doing it!”
Looking at the ill-intentioned Pokémon around him, Yu Feng crossed his arms in a big ‘X,’ indicating that he would absolutely not do such a thing.
He already hated transforming before, let alone actively doing something like this now.
Besides, how could a lady’s swimsuit hold his Big Root?
“Kirlia (But I want to see it.)”
Shiny Kirlia walked up to Yu Feng, blinking her watery eyes piteously, trying to persuade her older brother. At the same time, she gestured behind her, signaling the others to come and help convince him.
“Squirtle, Squirtle.”
Squirtle, as her number one fangirl, unhesitatingly rubbed her blue bald head against Yu Feng’s leg, indicating that she also wanted to see, having missed it last time.
“Hatenna!”
Shiny Hatenna also bounced and charmed on Yu Feng, which made Shiny Kirlia clench her fists tightly. She decided to let it slide this time, seeing as she was helping her.
Alcremie, on the other hand, didn’t care about these matters. She only cared about how to make delicious cream. This kind of thing didn’t concern her and had nothing to do with her.
Indeedee, however, uncharacteristically took out a blue and white qipao swimsuit, smiling at Yu Feng, clearly expressing her thoughts.
“Why are you involved in this kind of thing today?”
Yu Feng was puzzled as to why Indeedee was also getting involved. Logically, she should be the one least involved in this, shouldn’t she?
“Indeedee!”
Indeedee excitedly explained the reason, happily shaking the qipao in her hand.
“What? You said you knew I wanted to dress Gardevoir up and specially made it?”
Yu Feng looked bewildered after hearing Indeedee’s words. Was he that obvious? How did Indeedee know he wanted to dress Gardevoir up?
“Indeedee!”
Indeedee shook her head, then nodded, then pointed to the love ball on Yu Feng’s chest, and then to Yu Feng and the qipao in her hand.
“Hiss!”
Listening to Indeedee’s explanation, Yu Feng finally remembered. When he first got Indeedee, he did ask her to make a qipao, but he intended it for his younger sister.
But who would have thought that later he caught ‘himself,’ leading Indeedee to think it was made for him? Then he became a leader, causing the qipao to be temporarily put aside, as currently, only Yu Feng could wear it due to his height, but he certainly couldn’t.
But who would have thought that Shiny Kirlia would sign up for such an event, and this qipao, forgotten in a corner, was finally remembered.
“Is this what they call shooting yourself in the foot?”
Yu Feng was a bit helpless. This kind of thing shouldn’t be his responsibility.
“Ding-dong!”
The love ball hanging on his chest also shook twice, indicating its attitude, which made Yu Feng’s face darken.
His Pokémon were discussing; why were you joining in? Don’t think I won’t hit you just because you’re part of me.
Unfortunately, it was useless. As the more feminine side, Shiny Gardevoir naturally loved gossip. Wasn’t it a good thing to gossip about himself?
Yu Feng really couldn’t hold back. Just as he was about to use Teleport to escape, he saw his younger sister place her hand on his stomach, imprinting a red cross with a circle.
“You’re so ruthless!”
Looking at the seal mark in front of him, Yu Feng really couldn’t hold back. To prevent him from escaping, did she really have to use a seal?
“Kirlia! (Of course! Didn’t you do this before, like when you ran away from Mom’s ‘Sweet Kiss’?)”
Shiny Kirlia shook her finger, indicating that he had done such things more than once. Mom’s ‘Sweet Kiss’ was so terrifying; sometimes he would just leave her to face it alone.
“Alright, alright, I’ll do it just this once, but I have to wear a mask.”
Yu Feng looked at his Pokémon, all eagerly watching him, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and stomped his foot, agreeing to the request. But the condition was that he had to wear a mask, otherwise it would be utterly mortifying.
“Kirlia!”
Shiny Kirlia gave an OK gesture, indicating no problem, then pointed to Yu Feng’s chest, indicating it was too small to fill out the qipao.
After all, it was made according to the figure of the one inside the love ball. At least, his older brother couldn’t fill such a large space right now.
“I’ve already agreed to wear it; I refuse this.”
Yu Feng refused. It was already mortifying; now she wanted him to do this? But he still couldn’t agree, otherwise, it would leave a bad impression on Squirtle, which would be troublesome.
“Kirlia! (I promise to help you block Mom’s ‘Sweet Kiss’ next time we go back.)”
As Shiny Kirlia had been with Yu Feng for a long time, she knew her older brother’s personality. Then, gritting her teeth, she also agreed to help him endure Mom’s ‘Sweet Kiss’ once.
“Twice!”
“Kirlia (Once!)”
“Thrice!”
“Kirlia! (Twice, no more. You know how terrifying that thing is.)”
“Deal!”
When his younger sister said she would help block Mom’s ‘Sweet Kiss,’ Yu Feng felt that this mortification was still worthwhile. He could be mortified, he would wear a mask anyway, but he didn’t want to try Mom’s ‘Sweet Kiss.’
“Kirlia? (I always feel like I lost out.)”
Watching Yu Feng instantly agree to her conditions, Shiny Kirlia dazedly looked back at Indeedee. She always felt like she had lost out.
“Indeedee!”
Indeedee didn’t care who among the two siblings lost or gained. She definitely gained more than both of them. She symbolically comforted Shiny Kirlia, then urged Yu Feng to act quickly, as makeup was troublesome.
Anyway, he had already obtained two get-out-of-jail-free cards, so abandoning his integrity was fine.
Yu Feng received the fatally sweet cream from Alcremie, then closed his eyes and, with a hardened heart, ate it.
Then, with his eyes closed, he stroked his chest, and the peaks unique to his transformed state appeared on his body.
Indeedee’s eyes glowed with golden light as she watched!
