"Stop! I can put it on myself!"
"Also, Lao Mei, get down! Don't you have your own! Why are you pinching mine!"
Yu Feng, his face flushed, pushed the other Pokémon away. Why were these guys so excited today?
Pushing away Lao Mei, who was hanging on his chest, and Indeedee, who was drooling and ready to change his clothes, Yu Feng now only felt tired. Why hadn't he thought that these Pokémon were a bunch of fun-loving people?
"Help me pull up the zipper on my back, Indeedee."
Yu Feng reached out and pulled the zipper up to his waist, but couldn't pull it up any further. That's right, he just couldn't pull it up. As for why, I can only say that the child is still growing, and his previous body size is no longer suitable for him now.
It's just that, under the inertia of thinking, he forgot that he also had Psychic, such a convenient thing.
"Kirlia (I'll do it! Hehehe!)"
Before Indeedee could respond, Shiny Kirlia pounced into the full bosom with a silly laugh.
Caught off guard, Yu Feng didn't stop his Lao Mei, and actually let her pounce on him.
"Kirlia. (Hehehe, so fragrant, much more fragrant than Mom's. I'm starting!)"
Shiny Kirlia, who pounced into his older brother's arms, took a deep breath. Her older brother and mother's scents were completely different. Her mother had a faint, sweet fragrance with a hint of milk.
Her older brother, on the other hand, had a combination of various floral fragrances, which smelled sweet and greasy, like osmanthus.
Perhaps it was related to her older brother often eating pollen balls? Those Meng Mang didn't give her any to eat, but her older brother felt sorry for her and would give her some.
Older brother, so fragrant!
With a muffled sound, Shiny Kirlia looked at her older brother, who was sitting on the ground with a displeased expression, with resentment in her eyes.
"What do you want to do? I, your older brother, am a man! What do you mean by biting me?"
Yu Feng, with the Helping Hand of the snickering Indeedee, put on the cheongsam, then pointed to the very obvious small lump on his chest where the clothes had become a little transparent from being wet.
Looking closely, that small wet lump was exactly where Shiny Kirlia had bitten him just now.
"Kirlia. (Older brother! You're so fragrant!)"
Shiny Kirlia didn't think too much, just pointed out that her older brother was really fragrant now, she was just carried away.
"You... strange, but don't say, it really is quite fragrant."
Yu Feng was about to curse, but there was indeed a faint fragrance in the room, but he didn't know where it came from.
Indeedee also nodded, and at the same time sniffed around Yu Feng, then pointed at Yu Feng to indicate that they were not lying, the fragrance did indeed come from him.
This made Yu Feng puzzled. You say he's a grown man, where did he get body fragrance? It would be fine if he had it after transforming, but he hasn't transformed now, he's just materialized other parts.
"Anyway, I'll think about it later, Indeedee, help me put on makeup."
After thinking for a long time, Yu Feng couldn't figure out where the smell came from, but this kind of thing was not important, anyway, this little fragrance would not be smelled outside.
Indeedee nodded with a smile, then took the cosmetics that she had been holding for a long time and started to put on makeup for Yu Feng, eyelashes, colored contact lenses, lipstick, eye shadow, blush.
Finally, there was his smooth hair. He didn't know if it was a race problem or what, but Yu Feng's hair was smoother than the average Gardevoir. The blue hair could form the most basic hairstyle of the Gardevoir Family in the front without being fixed.
However, today these hairs will be temporarily separated from their brothers and sisters! Indeedee simply and forcefully separated the bangs with Psychic, and then fixed them on both sides with hair clips, so a simple hairstyle was done.
Ah, as for why not put it up or something, the main reason is that the hair is too short, there is no way to put it up.
The main thing is that it doesn't grow long, yes, Yu Feng's hair has never been this long until now.
Then, after taking a Hua Die Mask-style mask and putting it on Yu Feng, she looked at her masterpiece with admiration.
It's rare to put makeup on Xiao Feng Feng, who knows when the next time will be.
Oh no, I'm already starting to miss it, can I touch and pinch it again.
Regardless of Indeedee's wild thoughts, Yu Feng now only felt that he shouldn't have agreed to their request.
Looking at the pair of bright crystal sandals in the mirror in front of him, plus the thin, translucent white silk that seemed to be torn with a touch, a blue and white cheongsam swimsuit, plus this blue hair, full figure, and mask, made him couldn't help but think of the Hua Die Mask he had seen in his previous life.
"Is this really me?"
Yu Feng was a little dazed. Although he knew he was good-looking, he just looked a bit like a girl when he didn't deliberately put on makeup, but once he put on makeup... Indeedee patted Yu Feng's shoulder to indicate that he was not wrong. Xiao Xia, Fu Ningna, they can't compare to him at all. Just based on this place that can gather people's hearts, he has left them hundreds of streets behind.
"Next up is Hua Die Mask!"
"A mysterious and unknown beautiful girl full of mystery! With a mature mind!"
Hearing that Xiao Gang had already started calling for Hua Die Mask, Yu Feng knew that it was his turn to play next. Finally, he glanced at the rebellious Pokémon helplessly, Yu Feng took a deep breath and walked behind the curtain.
As the curtain was raised, Yu Feng looked at the audience below with a smile.
'The audience are all cabbages, all cabbages!'
Yu Feng had a smile on his face, and at the same time regarded the people watching below as cabbages and carrots.
Honestly, whether in his previous life or this life, he couldn't stand performing in front of so many people.
"Oh oh oh oh!"
Looking at Yu Feng, everyone present, regardless of gender, cheered. This figure, this dress, I really want to rua it.
"Well, a mysterious girl from the East, matched with this thin as a cicada's wing white silk and just the right heart, of course, Mr. Gary's beauty legion was also very good before!"
"But our beauty pageant is not only for Trainers but also for Pokémon, let us look forward to Hua Die Mask's partner!!"
Xiao Gang, who mixed personal feelings into his words, naturally knew that Gary's beauty legion was good, but the main thing was the partner.
Of course, he had to ignore Gary, who was rolling up his sleeves but was stopped by his girlfriend. Although he was just here to anger Ash, it didn't mean he would be happy comparing himself to others.
Shiny Kirlia, wearing a blue cheongsam and black silk, with her hair in buns, jumped out from the backstage, while making a fighting action.
Damn, seeing Yu Feng like this, okay, okay, I'm Hua Die Mask, you're Chun-Li, right!
I just told you a story when you were a kid and you remember it until now? Yu Feng finally knew why Lao Mei liked to use skills like Thunder Punch more than him.
