"I'm not floating!"
Hongye: "You're smiling so hard that the corners of your mouth are almost reaching your ears!"
"Did I?"
"You have!"
Cai Shi frowned, as if trying to hold back her laughter, but she couldn't help laughing the next moment.
"Okay, I admit it, I did!"
The League Secretary said: "Princess Cai has been patient for half a year. She was trampled under the feet of the Hu people's concubine and was defeated by the Japanese princess. Now her luck has finally come. It's not surprising that she is crying with joy."
"Wa, Wakoku, does it mean Japan?" Xiao Shi smiled bitterly, "I'm not a princess."
——Yes, you are not a princess. We all know that you are the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven.
Baiquan: "If you are not the princess, then I should be the one being talked about. That's right, I am the princess that everyone loves."
League Secretary: "Shut up, raccoon cat."
"A raccoon cat princess is still a princess!" said Baiquan.
Masha looked at the noisy girls, then at the silly-smiling Cai Shi, and said, "Don't just stand there like an idiot. Fire your laser cannon! Do you want to find a wild monster or something to chop a few times to accumulate rage?"
"Oh, okay." Cai Shi felt like she was hit by a DEBUFF that lowered her intelligence. Her responses began to reveal a sense of stupidity. It seemed that just as the League Secretary said, this girl was actually very happy now.
She raised her sword high, then suddenly remembered something and asked Masha, "How... should I fire? Can I just shout 'fire'?"
"Have you seen FATE? You fire the laser cannon the same way Saber fires it."
"Let me think about it..."
Cai Shi closed her eyes, took a deep breath, suddenly opened her eyes, looked ahead, and shouted: "Ex, curry stick!"
Then he swung the sword down.
No laser cannon was fired.
"You have to imagine that energy is flowing out of your sword!" Masha said again, "Come on, do it again."
"Oh!"
Cai Shi came again, but still got nothing.
Masha: “Did you imagine it?”
"I imagined it! I really imagined it!"
"That means you don't have enough momentum. Listen to me. Imagine that there is a vicious enemy in front of you, and behind you are all of us who have lost our ability to fight. You must use this sword to stop the enemy and save everyone!
“You must win, so you put your unwavering belief in victory into this sword.
"You firmly believe that with this sword, all the evil spirits that threaten us will be wiped out!
"You have nothing but this belief. Come on, swing your sword! Cai Shi!"
"Ex, curry sticks!" Cai Shi shouted, obviously several times more powerful than the previous two times.
The long sword burst out with light, and the moment the sword was swung down, the light turned into a galloping horse, rushing forward.
Masha looked at this scene——
——Shit, why does this look so much like the wave cast by the Light Mage in DOTA2?
In DOTA2, the hero Light Mage's main means of killing is a shock wave that needs to be charged, and the wave is shaped like a herd of galloping horses.
Chihiro: "Are you sure that Concubine Cai is a Saber? And not that she has acquired the power of a light mage?"
"I don't know, Ah Shi, let me see how Mana Fade works." Masha mentioned another skill of the Light Mage.
"What is that?" Cai Shi asked back in confusion.
"Don't worry about it," said Masha.
Shelley: "This thing looks good, but I don't know how powerful it is?"
"We can start the actual test tomorrow," said Masha.
Cai Shi: "Eh? Tomorrow? I remember that we were planning to rob the mummy as a shadow tomorrow? Then... am I going to become a member of the shadow? But I don't have a masked girl rider, so I can't disguise myself!"
"You drive out in a real power armor, and then use this sword as a weapon. Before that, you need to test the effect of the scabbard."
Cai Shi: "The effect of the scabbard... In the FATE I took over, the scabbard of the curry stick... Uh, what are you going to do, brother?"
Masha held the knife and smiled wickedly: "It's just a small cut on the finger, it won't hurt much."
“No!”
"Just think of it as accidentally cutting your finger while cutting vegetables! Xiao Shi, hold her down!"
Xiao Shi grabbed Cai Shi who was turning to escape, clamped her movements from behind, and sent her in front of Masha.
"Miss Shi," Xiao Shi said softly, "It is very important to confirm the means of saving your life in advance. It may save your life on the battlefield. Please accept it honestly."
"Yes, this is the experience shared by the big sister." said Masha.
"Ma-kun~" Xiao Shi called Masha with a smile, using honorifics.
"Let's test it quickly!" Masha forced a change of subject. He used a knife to gently cut a cut on Cai Shi's finger.
However, as soon as the knife left, the cut disappeared without even a drop of blood.
There wasn't even a speck of blood on the blade that had just cut the skin.
Masha was amazed: "The function of the scabbard is similar to that in the legend of King Arthur. I'll try to make a bigger wound."
Cai Shi closed her eyes, clenched her teeth, and seemed to have accepted her fate.
Masha carefully made a bigger cut. This time, in the first few seconds, a thin red line could be seen on Cai Shi's pure skin, but it disappeared immediately.
Masha: "Fang Fang, where's your gun?"
"Eh?" Cai Shi exclaimed, "Isn't this a bit too much? That's enough!"
Xiao Shi: "No, the limits of life-saving skills must be understood clearly."
Masha subconsciously glanced at Xiao Shi.
——Yamato Nadeshiko is so scary!
——By the way, I once recommended a GALGAME called "Wandering Soul", in which the fox god Izumido Mashiro is also of this type. She is usually very gentle and lovely, but when it comes to taking care of her husband and children, she becomes as strict as a "devil".
——At that time, I thought this setting was super cool.
——After actually experiencing it…
——It’s really exciting!
Masha took the gun from the league secretary and asked Cai Shi to stretch out her thigh, preparing to shoot her in the leg.
Cai Shi looked pale and said, "It's not good to hit the leg, right? What if the leg artery is hit? I don't want to end up like Admiral Yang Weili..."
Masha: "Don't worry, I know the location of the leg artery very well, I won't hit it. Besides, if I do hit it wrong, Xiaoshi can treat you."
"Well, I will treat it, don't worry." Xiao Shi said with a smile.
"Can't you just hit me on the butt?" Cai Shi asked in a low voice.
"No, I added some fat to your buttocks. Now its penetration resistance is comparable to the main armor of M1A2..." Masha said helplessly.
Cai Shi sighed, looking like she had given up. In a comic, her eyes would have lost their highlights.
"Whatever, just get it done quickly," she said.
Masha pulled the trigger.
Cai Shi screamed.
This time, there was finally blood.
Masha observed Cai Shi's thigh where she was shot and found that the bullet did not come out from the other side.
Just as I was surprised, the bullet retreated from the bullet hole at the impact site - it seemed as if it was forced out by the muscles.
Then the bullet hole healed quickly.
"Wow." Masha said, "Cai Shi, you can already resist bullets with your body."
Cai Shi: "But my chest and buttocks have long been the same as the main armor of the M1A2!"
"But your legs aren't bulletproof! Now your entire body is bulletproof! I just need to reinforce the hardness of your skull or something to prevent you from being knocked out without time to recover. Then you'll be our most durable T!"
League Secretary: "Well, Cai Shi, come on, put on the thickest armor and take the most severe beating!"
"I'm not Hellscream!" Cai Shi shouted.
"Oh, the warrior in Hearthstone is Garrosh Hellscream. Many Hearthstone players forget this," the League Secretary said with a smile, "Concubine Cai is also a Hearthstone player."
"No, no?"
"It must be because I was addicted to Hearthstone for a while when I was in my second year of high school," said Masha, so she started playing.
Chihiro: "Women in love are so scary. In order to pursue men, they learn Soviet songs, Hearthstone, and even know that 42 is the truth of the universe..."
"No, no way?" Cai Shi blushed and yelled, "Because I'm not like you. I'm your childhood sweetheart. This is the only way I can beat you! Besides, Soviet songs are nice to listen to, Hearthstone is really fun, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is great too!
"After falling in love with my senior, I learned a lot of new knowledge and was exposed to a whole new world. Even if I end up breaking up, I will never regret it!"
As Cai Shi made this declaration, the sword in her hand burst into a strong light, as if responding to her strong and clear soul.
Masha noticed this.
——I see. This sword chose Cai Shi because she has an upright and noble soul.
The league secretary looked at Masha and said, "Oh no, it seems that in the next month, the number of times Concubine Cai will be picked up will increase significantly."
Masha: "Yes, the emperor is very pleased. The emperor is very pleased!"
"Brother, you know what? I suddenly want to use you to test the power of the curry stick."
"No, if you dare to hit me, I will die in front of you!" Masha said, "How about this, I will let Baiquan wear the masked princess, and then when you hit Baiquan, the damage will act on my mind in the form of mental shock."
Baiquan: "Hey, sell me out!"
"Just consider it a test of my mental endurance!"
Xiao Shi: "Yeah, that makes sense, we should test it. Don't worry, if anything happens to you, I will save you."
Masha's heart skipped a beat and he felt a chill in his chest.
"Uh... Miss Xiao Shi, if I die, you won't be able to save me. Besides, this is a mental trauma. Your healing ability..."
Although Masha tried to persuade Xiao Shi, he knew he couldn't do it when he saw Xiao Shi's expression.
——Yamato Nadeshiko is so scary!
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See you tomorrow morning at 7:30.
Chapter 579 I am Long Aotian
After a while, Masha woke up and saw Chihiro wiping the foam from the corners of his mouth with a handkerchief.
Chihiro's main armor was dangling in front of him, so he reached out without hesitation and began to check the status of the armor.
"What's wrong with you?" Chihiro asked puzzledly.
"I just suddenly wanted to confirm that you are a super beautiful girl, right?"
"Of course I am." Qianxun answered without hesitation, "Why, do you have any objection?"
"No, I just suddenly feel a little suspicious. Then let me ask you, in your opinion, the girl next to me is at least a beautiful girl, right?"
"Yeah, so what happened to you?"
"I did start a super high quality harem, right?"
"Yes." Chihiro said unhappily, "If you have something to say, say it now. If you have to fart, fart now."
"I have a harem of beautiful girls of super quality, and I also have a magic weapon that can rival the system. My template is the Long Aotian template, right?" Masha was shocked. "But why do I feel so aggrieved today?"
"Huh?" Qianxun was speechless. "You went around in circles for so long, and that's all you want to say?"
"This is very important, okay? Think about it, if I were the protagonist of a novel, I obviously have the configuration of Long Aotian, but now I am treated like this, the readers of the novel will definitely shout 'the author is feeding shit' and 'the literary youth is suffering' and then abandon the book, right?"
