"Yes, you are right." Qianxun's tone was completely perfunctory. "The author of our book will definitely not get a single subscription and will starve to death. Are you satisfied?"
"I'm not satisfied! I'm a Long Aotian!" Masha stood up and clenched his fists, "I must change this situation, especially to let Xiao Shi know who is the boss here and who is the head of the family!"
Then he saw Xiao Shi.
Xiao Shi was smiling at him, a smile that looked very gentle and beautiful.
Masha: "It is my honor to protect the smiles of ladies."
Xiao Shi laughed out loud, walked up to Masha and hugged her affectionately.
"Thank you for your hard work today, the head of the family," Xiao Shi said softly in Masha's ear.
- Do you think I will be satisfied if you give me a candy like this? No, I will definitely let you know who is the boss, woman!
However, Masha couldn't speak because his mouth was sealed.
Qianxun smiled and said, "I don't think you feel particularly wronged. Look at your expression, you're clearly enjoying it."
Masha couldn't refute it either - it was physically impossible to refute it.
After finally regaining the ability to speak, Masa said to Xiao Shi: "Although I like girls who take the initiative, it would be better if you could learn from Takagi when flirting with me."
**
Cai Shi looked at Ma Sha and others who were being affectionate with each other and couldn't help but sigh.
"Why do I feel like I got the sword, but I'm still just a supporting role?"
"You can go and flirt with him too," Baiquan encouraged from the side, "Look, he's already shown you the way. Flirt like Takagi-san, I think that means the heroine in the anime 'Teasing Master Takagi-san'. You can imitate that anime character."
Cai Shi sighed, "I lament because it's too difficult to learn. Oh, if only the holy sword could give me the ability to lock a man's heart."
"Give up. King Arthur doesn't understand human nature." Bai Quan said sarcastically, "But now you have a sword in your hand and a scabbard. Tomorrow's commander-in-chief will definitely use your abilities to the fullest, and your role will definitely be greatly increased!"
"Yes, from a tool man doing odd jobs and a mobile wallet, to a tool man and a wallet that can fight. I know, I know." Cai Shi seemed to have entered autistic mode.
Bai Quan looked at Cai Shi, and suddenly had an idea. He turned into Masha, and then lifted Cai Shi's chin with his hand: "Sighing will damage your beauty, my noble princess."
"Brother, I wouldn't flirt with girls like this." Cai Shi rolled her eyes at Bai Quan, "If you want to flirt with me, you should be more professional."
"What would the commander-in-chief say?" Bai Quan returned to his original appearance and asked curiously.
"He... would probably say, 'Stop feeling sorry for yourself and help me polish the sprue!'"
"Mizuguchi... He actually asked you to help him make Gunpura?"
"He will," Cai Shi suddenly laughed, "I am also sick. I was actually seduced by such a straight man."
"Women's hearts are really hard to understand." Baiquan sighed with a deeply touched look.
Cai Shi looked at her with disdain: "You make it sound like you're not a girl."
"So I don't understand what I'm thinking!" Baiquan answered confidently, "I think the biggest enemy in life is myself."
Cai Shi: "It's so philosophical. I was almost moved to tears."
At this time, Shelley came over and asked, "What are you talking about?"
"When it comes to life, the biggest enemy is yourself," said Cai Shi.
Shelley: "You are actually discussing philosophy?"
"No, that's not the case." Baiquan waved his hand, "I just made up a common saying to make a sophistry."
Shelley shrugged. "Okay. By the way, Ms. Cai, judging by the situation, you and I will probably have to do activities together more often in the future."
"I think so," Cai Shi replied. "First of all, I can't use the curry stick in public with my original identity. That would expose the fact that the curry stick is masa - we stole it. Secondly, we need more superpowers now.
"The conclusion is that it is best for me to use the curry stick under the false identity of a member of the Kage to gain benefits for our organization."
Shelley: "Yes, that's right. Thank you for your guidance in the future."
As he spoke, Shelley stretched out his hand, and Cai Shi shook it without hesitation.
"I'm here. I need your guidance, Shelley."
Shelley smiled.
**
While Masha and his team were doing the "finishing" work for the day, Johnny was on his private plane, staring at the report on the Loch Ness incident in the UK that had just been sent via satellite communication.
The report includes live video.
After watching the video, Johnny was clearly in a philosophical state of confusion: "What the hell is this?"
Ben: "Two King Kongs... fighting the Loch Ness Monster. This is too magical, although we are indeed in a magical world now."
Johnny shook his head with a resigned look on his face, rewound the video to the beginning, and began to analyze it frame by frame.
But soon, Johnny got something: "Wait a minute, you see, while one gorilla was being attacked by the Loch Ness Monster's beam, another gorilla first fell to the ground, and then it was as if it had some kind of illness, and it fell to the ground and twitched."
Ben leaned over and looked at the screen.
"Hmm... This is very strange. Could it be that there is so-called 'empathy' between the two gorillas? These two gorillas look so similar, maybe they are twins, so it's not surprising that they have 'empathy'."
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Chapter 580 A Happy Interlude
"No!" Johnny shook his head. "No! If it's a mechanism like empathy, both apes should show injured movements at the same time. Now it seems that the damage has been transferred to the other ape."
Ben: "If that's the case, there's no need for the second gorilla to come out, and it would expose the damage transfer mechanism. It's more tactically advantageous to hide."
"It's the distance!" Johnny said, "There is only one possibility, that this transfer has a distance limit."
"That makes sense." Ben nodded, "But I'm more concerned about where these two gorillas came from?"
Johnny shrugged. "I'm afraid only God knows. However, these monsters should have appeared in myths and legends. I have funded several myth and legend research projects before. Maybe I should ask the opinions of the experts who took my money."
"Could it be a monster from Indian mythology?" Ben said, "Britain once ruled India for a long time, and the title of the Queen of England also includes the title of Empress of India."
Johnny nodded: "It's possible."
If Masha was listening nearby, he would definitely die of laughter - I didn't expect that Master Tie, we turned into two handsome guys from Skull Island, which has basically nothing to do with Indian mythology!
It’s a pity that Masha is not here and cannot enjoy this happiness.
Maybe he will never know what kind of misjudgment Iron Master Johnny made until the end.
Johnny looked out the window of the plane with a serious expression and sighed, "This world is starting to become more and more chaotic and disordered. It's all a mess. I feel like my faith in rationality and science is being shaken."
Master Tie didn't know that all these messy developments were related to Masha.
He also didn't know that from Masha's perspective, everything was actually quite "orderly", so Masha firmly believed that he could use rationality and scientific spirit to re-understand the world.
Master Tie's current perception of the world is mainly due to the extreme lack of intelligence.
Perhaps one day in the future, he will also have sufficient understanding of the "essence" of the world like Masha. At that time, he will definitely understand that the revival of spiritual energy did not destroy science, but gave science a new form.
Just like in a certain famous space strategy game, psychic science is also a kind of science.
**
After Masha fully recovered from the mental shock of eating curry sticks, she returned triumphantly with the girls to the garage of her own maid shop.
He held Xiao Shi in one hand and held Cai Shi's shoulder as she was leaving with the other hand: "Where are you going? You two will be the only ones to accompany me tonight."
"Congratulations to Concubine Cai for being chosen after such a long time." Qianxun said with a smile, "Then the soft Jeanna will be my pillow tonight!"
Jeanne was also there, but she didn't understand what was said. She just knew that Chihiro said her name, so she gave her a gentle and beautiful smile.
Qianxun ran over and pulled Jeanna: "Come on, Jeanna, let's take a shower."
There are many girls in Masha's family now, but few bathhouses. It is troublesome for the girls to take a bath, and it takes at least 30 minutes to get in.
Unlike Masha, the "monkey", who just goes in, rinses with soap, wipes with soap, and rinses again, and comes out.
So now girls take baths together to increase the utilization rate of bathhouses.
While Chihiro was kidnapping Jeanna, the league secretary walked towards the huge mountain of books in the world in the car, and seemed to be planning to pick a book of interest to spend the time before taking a bath.
Hongye pulled Hua Gushuang, Guigui and Tang Yingqiu towards the computer. Judging from their conversation, they should be going to play the Ghost Detective Notes.
——Speaking of the game Soul Notes, there are so many girls playing it. I can meet seven or eight of them in a single-player game for one night.
Shelley glanced at Masha, and just when Masha was about to invite her to come along tonight, she turned and walked towards the league secretary.
Only Baiquan was left standing there looking at Masha.
"Do you want to come along?" Marsha asked.
Xiao Shi smiled and said, "Asha~"
"What I mean is, we are short of one player in the mahjong game. What are you thinking about?" Masha responded to Xiao Shi in a dignified manner.
"Yeah, let's play mahjong before it's our turn to wash up." Xiao Shi said with a smile.
**
Hongye had just started up the Ghost Notes when Hua Gushuang, who was sitting next to him, said, "The community of this game is now full of sharing of various supernatural experiences."
"After all, spiritual energy is reviving now." Hongye said with a smile, "Everyone will think that since super powers and other things are real, maybe ghosts are real too."
"I guess the news about the Loch Ness Monster fighting King Kong will spread soon... It should have already spread, I'll go to Weibo to check..."
Gui Gui: “I’ve seen it, it’s trending on the Internet, and I saw a lot of people discussing whether Godzilla will be released soon.”
Tang Yingqiu: "So, are there really ghosts?"
"If there is a ghost, just let Guigui go up and punch it away." Hongye joked, "Okay, hurry up and join the group."
"If I can touch the ghost, I can knock it away. But what if I can't touch it?" said Guigui.
"Let Leg Mom deal with it. Leg Mom fought with Pharaoh for three hundred rounds in spirit form and still won - uh..." Hua Gu Shuang suddenly realized that she seemed to have pointed out a fact that everyone had overlooked, so she stopped and looked at each other with her sisters.
"That Pharaoh is just a ghost, right?" Guigui said with a look of fear on his face.
"So we've already had a direct encounter with a ghost? And Legs Mom won? Legs Mom is so strong!" Hongye clapped her hands, "What? It turns out we've already seen a real ghost..."
"I'm so envious. Every time I go on an adventure, I'm at home with nothing to do!" Tang Yingqiu said, "Gui Gui is fine, but even Hong Ye has joined the adventure!"
"Hehe, that's right. I made great contributions when Legs Mom was fighting with the ghost of Pharaoh."
"Isn't it just passing an apple?" Hua Gu Shuang complained.
"That's also very important, okay! Mama Legs said that we won because of our high intelligence. My apple added 1 precious intelligence point!"
"Maybe just drinking wine is enough. By the way, did you kiss Legs Mom while feeding Apple?"
Hongye smiled happily: "Yes, it tastes delicious."
Hua Gu Shuang: "Damn it! Why? I'm obviously two levels higher than you! Why have I always been on the bench?"
Tang Yingqiu: "There's nothing we can do. The 'concubines' either have a deep bond with Tuima, or have white ancestry and blonde hair and blue eyes, or have SSS qualifications, or have super rare abilities. Ordinary Chinese girls like us who don't have rare items, don't have S qualifications, and don't have special bonds, can only be palace maids."
Gui Gui: "It would be better if I pulled out that sword."
"You, you are the one who gets the most attention from Tuima among us!" Hua Gu Shuang hugged Gui Gui's neck and used the throat lock technique, "You still want to draw your sword and take the throne? Just be a good maid with us!"
**
Over here, Masha, while "building the Great Wall" with Cai Shi, Xiao Mi and Bai Quan, was listening to the noisy chatter of the girls playing on the computer over there, and her mood suddenly became very good.
Xiao Shi: "This feeling of peace is really nice, Liu Tong."
"Yeah, I never thought we'd just come back from a big fight in England. In order to keep this going, we have to..."
"Ah, I want that one!" Baiquan pointed at Dongfeng, which Masha had just thrown out, "Come on! My mountain will bloom!"
Masha: "Stop pretending, you didn't hear the cards."
Baiquan stuck out his tongue and threw out a thirty thousand note.
Cai Shi followed with a 30,000 bet and said, "If I use the sword in Egypt tomorrow, will the whole world think that Shadow and Gringotts have teamed up?"
"Of course I will." Masha said with a smile, "The intelligence agencies of various countries will go crazy tomorrow."
Cai Shi: "'The Shadow Organization has actually formed an alliance with the legendary creature, how terrifying', do you think they would say that, Senior Brother?"
"You missed the word 'must not stay'." Masha reminded.
